Royal Gold Magistrate

Can chickens and basketballs have a yarn connection?

Before he crossed over, he was still able to connect basketball with chickens, which were all bad jokes that had been played for several years.

Now that so many years have passed in Dajing, if Li Yuanzhao doesn't mention it, he can't even think of it.

Fangzheng felt a little emotional in his heart.

I don't know what the development of the earth has become. Maybe the owner of this rotten meme has already dominated the Chinese music scene...

Emperor Jing pondered for a while, and finally shook his head.

His son's imagination really made him unable to touch it.

Seeing that Fangzhengyi and Emperor Jing didn't guess it, Li Yuanzhao folded his arms and smiled triumphantly: "I didn't expect you to think of it! Come with me."

After speaking, he walked into the chicken coop first.

Emperor Jing and Fangzheng looked at each other, both of them had huge doubts in their eyes.

Emperor Jing asked in a low voice, "Zhengyi, what does chicken have to do with basketball?"

"Maybe... chickens can play basketball? Erchen can't figure it out either."

"Forget it, go in with him and have a look..."

Once inside the chicken coop, the smell became stronger, but Li Yuanzhao's expression remained the same.

Standing beside the chicken coop casually, he pointed to the cage and said, "My son said that if you want the chicken to grow meat quickly, you must make it move as little as possible."

"I don't know much about medical matters, but I can achieve the same goal by modifying the design of the chicken coop."

"There is a tray under the chicken coop that can be specially used for pulling and picking up chicken manure for easy cleaning. But even so, it still requires manual cleaning of a large area in the chicken coop on a regular basis to maintain a higher level of cleanliness. "

"Daily ventilation is also insufficient. So many chickens are gathered together, and it is difficult to change the air just by opening the doors and windows."

"The most important thing is that chickens, like people, will suffer from physical problems if they are held for a long time. All in all, they still need to be frequently placed outside for free-range breeding."

Li Yuanzhao put his hands on the chicken coop: "But once the time of free-range breeding is too long, it will inevitably increase the consumption of physical energy of the chickens and slow down the speed of meat growth."

"In order to solve this problem, Erchen thought hard, and finally got inspiration when he saw someone playing basketball outside one day. So I specially designed this chicken coop, and I named it Basketball Chicken Coop!"

As soon as the words fell, Li Yuanzhao grabbed the chicken coop, twisted and pulled with his hands, and a single spherical cage was taken off the shelf.

The chicken inside thumped twice, panicked and shouted gege...

Fangzheng was dumbfounded.

Just now when I came in and saw the rows of chicken coops, something was wrong, and now I finally realized what was wrong.

This chicken coop is round, not only round, but even movable!

Li Yuanzhao threw the chicken coop on the ground casually, and the chickens in the cage stomped on the cage and began to move forward.

The spherical cage is like a basketball, slowly rolling forward...

"It's this little invention that can reduce chicken activity, prevent chickens from running around, and facilitate personnel management. Most importantly, it can prevent wild animals from stealing chickens in the suburbs! Chickens will be put into cages when they grow to a certain extent. It's been here for the rest of its life!"

"I have calculated that raising chickens with my method from beginning to end can make the chickens come out of the cage at least ten days earlier!" Li Yuanzhao smiled slightly, "What do you think, father?"

It turns out that basketball and chicken are combined in this way!

Emperor Jing thought deeply: "I understand both ventilation and keeping clean. The drawer tray you mentioned is also very good, but this cage doesn't seem to be necessary."

"It's nothing more than fear of the chickens running around and reducing activities, so why not just set up a courtyard wall outside the chicken farm?"

Li Yuanzhao shook his head and said: "What the father said is indeed reasonable, but you have never thought that this method of my son must be universal and easy to promote to other people."

"It is certainly feasible to set up a courtyard wall, but it will undoubtedly increase the cost. In addition, the difficulty of raising hundreds of chickens at high density is completely different from that of ordinary people raising chickens! Chickens can fly, run and even fight each other, etc. , using a cage can perfectly solve these problems.”

"Using this basketball cage can perfectly solve these problems. The most important thing is that the management cost will be greatly reduced. In addition to the above benefits, it is also convenient for the chicken farmer to quickly put the chickens in the house and reduce the loss of manpower."

So that's the case... Is there so much knowledge in raising chickens?

Emperor Jing looked a little confused.

Li Yuanzhao asked tentatively: "My son has said everything that should be said, what does the father think?"

Emperor Jing nodded slowly. Although some problems have not been figured out, Li Yuanzhao generally said that there seems to be no problem.

"Very good! If more people follow your example, there will undoubtedly be a huge increase in the supply of meat in my Dajing, and you must be credited for this."

Li Yuanzhao laughed and put his hands on his hips: "Father Huang Shengming!"

Emperor Jing originally had a smile on his face and was very satisfied in his heart, but when he saw that his tail was about to go up to the sky, he immediately put on a straight face and said, "This is just the first step, what's next?"

Li Yuanzhao also felt a little too arrogant, and stretched out his hand towards the outside of the chicken coop: "Okay, let's show Father the second step."

The three of them left the chicken coop and went to another house not far away.

Li Yuanzhao pushed open the door, only to see a kitchen inside, empty and full of stoves.

The room is not big, the sunlight fills the room, and various words are clearly visible on the wall.

Li Yuanzhao took the lead and said, "Father, this is the room where Erchen trained the staff in advance before opening the shop."

"Father should be able to see that the hamburgers sold in the restaurant are different from ordinary stir-fried dishes, they are just combined with some simple ingredients."

"But although it looks simple, it also contains a lot of knowledge."

Emperor Jing didn't speak, and looked at the writing on the wall with his hands behind his back.

Li Yuanzhao saw that he was bored, and hurriedly said: "In the early years, Lao Fang took his son to the textile factory. The textile factory adopted a new working method at that time, called the assembly line."

"Nowadays, many factories in the capital have adopted the assembly line method, splitting all production processes, and each person is responsible for a part. In Erchen's kitchen, a similar division of labor is adopted."

"However, after Erchen's long-term research and improvement, the previous division of labor and streamlined operation method have a new way!"

Li Yuanzhao said self-confidently: "In the past, the division of labor was only a rough division of the process, but Erchen put forward further requirements! Not only has the division of labor been carried out, but the employees have also put forward more detailed requirements for the division of labor in their respective divisions of labor!

"For example, every small step of cooking, the movement between waving and waving, the operation time of each movement, and finally after a long period of high-intensity training, this method can be absorbed into the bone marrow. In this way, after the training is successful, the production The efficiency of food production will increase by [-]%!"

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(Please don't play bad meme, I really have enough.)