One Piece: The Magician

"Oh, it's the phone bug left by the captain...`"

The golden swordsman muttered in surprise, then calmly took out a phone bug from the deep ravine on his chest and gently placed it on the table.

"Sirona, why did you hide the phone bug in a place like this?"

Hu Tao glanced at the fourth dimension of the female swordsman, and then at the black and white "lucky" phone bug on the table, a strange color flashed through her burgundy right eye.

"Could it be that you are deliberately showing off your plump bust?"

crackling thunder light flashing

A certain three-no girl who was extremely sad could no longer calm down. An extremely dazzling electric light suddenly burst out from the hair in front of her forehead, showing how broken her heart was at this time.

"Damn Sirona, just wait. One day Misaka will ionize all those two sinful fat balls on your chest."

Although the tea girl's tone was still calm, the other three people present could hear deep resentment from it.

sinful fat

Lily's expression was serious, and her delicate eyebrows were slightly frowned in confusion. Then she lowered her head without any trace and looked at her knight's breastplate with a nightingale-shaped emblem.

Yes, if a woman's penis is too big, it will really get in the way during battle.

After pondering for a moment, the pure white knight girl who was deeply touched by this immediately showed an expression of sudden realization.

Although this tea girl looks young, she knows how to think about her partners.

Why don't I look for opportunities to ask her to help me in the future? This is what the stupid knight thought.

"Well, don't worry about these details."

Sirona waved her hands carelessly and said with a smile: "Out of politeness, the captain always leaves the phone bug with him every time he attends Auntie's tea party, and this phone bug seems to be very important to her, so I put it at the end. It’s a safe place~”

With that said, Sirona picked up the phone's receiver. .`

"Moxi Moxi~~~Who are you?"

"Hey, hey, hey, something bad is going to happen. It's going to be really bad."

A sweet loli voice suddenly came from the phone, and the tone was very anxious.At the same time, the phone bug also made an exaggerated expression of urgency very vividly.

And it looks like.The owner of the voice did not realize that the person who answered the phone was not the one he was looking for.

Who is this person x3

The three women all looked puzzled. They were not very familiar with this cute voice.

"Um, what's the big deal?" The female swordsman of the Erdou style didn't pay much attention to this, but took a sip of wine very calmly.

"Your brother is being targeted by a faggot." The person opposite emphasized the word "faggot" in bold.for emphasis.

"If you don't stop me, your handsome and bubbly brother will probably be fucked by that damn faggot, and his anus will not be saved, Yin."

Poof, the wine mist filled the air, and the air was suddenly filled with the aroma of drunken wine.

After hearing this, Sirona spat out the rum in her mouth extremely rudely, and then began to cough violently.He looked very embarrassed.

""

The flashing light on Misaka's forehead suddenly stopped as if a switch had been pulled, and the originally calm and calm poker face was now replaced by a capital expression of confusion.

“Gay Silver’s brother oh my god”

Hutao was also shocked by the explosive remarks, but she was the first to come to her senses. .`The girl in gorgeous clothes first waved her hand to fan the mist of wine sprayed from Sirona's mouth in the air, and then hurriedly took the microphone from the female swordsman's hand.

"Who is that "faggot" you are talking about?"

Hu Tao tried her best to make her tone calmer, but the slightly twitching corners of her mouth betrayed her true mood at this time.

"Who else could it be, that turkey man Don Quixote and Doflamingo?"

The man opposite said without hesitation, and at the same time, the black and white phone bug on the table also showed a "friendly" smile that "knew the plan".

"Why don't you hurry up and kill him humanely?"

At the same time, a pirate ship was on the first half of the Grand Line.

"Ah"

Tenyaksha, who was sitting at the dining table handling delicious food, suddenly sneezed inexplicably.

"Young Master, do you have a cold?"

A beautiful woman in a maid uniform saw this and said with concern: "What a careless thing. It must be because you caught a cold when you flew over from the sky without a coat last night."

""

When Doflamingo, who was wiping his nose, mentioned his pink feather cloak that was burned by an expired lolita, veins popped out on his forehead.His expression immediately became ferocious.

Enemy of nature, if it weren't for your special identity, I would have to

I guess just because his beloved clothes were burned, Tianyaksha, who was spoiled by four psychopaths since childhood, will have to hate Alan in his heart for the rest of his life.

But why would she come to a place like Gaya Island?

After his exposed chest rose and fell violently for a while, Doflamingo's mood slowly calmed down. He played with the silver tableware in his hands and thought about it silently.

That stupid dog that only knew how to shave seemed to be the instructor's pet, the World Government?

Also, the powerful but previously unknown pirate Blackbeard.And why are you focusing on Sherlock?

Pirates, Shichibukai, Navy, World Government Bank

Maybe it was the sneeze just now that made Tianyaksha suddenly enlightened. In these few breaths, he was able to analyze many things that he had not realized just now. It was an unexpected surprise.

It seems that my little friend is about to enter the field of vision of the major forces.no.I can't wait and watch any longer

After pondering for a while, Doflamingo's eyes slightly narrowed under his red sunglasses, and the corners of his mouth showed a habitual evil smile.

"Baby5, go and get the phone bug for me."

"Okay, young master~~~~I am needed by others again."

The beautiful maid named baby5 immediately walked out of the room happily. Judging from her brisk steps, she seemed to like the feeling of being needed by others.

The "Kajia" phone bug was hung up.

Sirona, Misaka, and Hutao all looked confused.The cabin was extremely quiet and the atmosphere was quite strange.

After a while.

"Can I ask that?"

The knight girl, who was a little overwhelmed by the strange expressions of the other three girls, was the first to break the silence, and then expressed her doubts seriously:

"Gay, what do you mean? I see you are all quite scared." Lily's charming green eyes shone with a desire for knowledge.

""x3

After hearing this question, the three women turned their heads mechanically and looked at the white knight with surprised eyes.But when they saw the latter's beautiful face that was as pure and holy as a mountain snow lotus, they were all relieved.

After all, the crown prince received the most elite knight education in the world since he was a child. He learned all kinds of high-level knowledge, and there were some dirty things that this inexperienced knight with no experience in the world could not come into contact with.

She is as pure as a piece of white paper now, and people cannot bear to desecrate it, but it is this kind of ignorant girl who does not understand anything that is the most enjoyable to pollute.

Of course, the three people present are not that stupid.

"Lily, Misaka thinks it's better for you not to come into contact with these things." The discharge tea girl's tone was still lukewarm.

"Yes." Hutao nodded in agreement and said slowly:

"Lily-chan, as a noble knight, there is absolutely no need for you to know these things."

"Oh, okay then." Although he was a little reluctant, the silly knight still nodded obediently.However, she was planning something else in her heart.

Why don't I ask the master later? A good knight never gives up easily. She should be able to tell me.

"Wait a minute, we shouldn't be discussing these things now."

After drinking all the rum in the bottle in one gulp, Sirona's expression became serious after she calmed down. Under her golden silk stockings, a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes twinkled.

"The top priority now is whether we should tell the captain about her precious brother."

To be continued.

ps: ps: Please hold a moment of silence for Tianyaksha and ask for some votes.

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