Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

When all 24 people are in place and stand in a row like a formal game, you can't imagine the shock just by looking at the list.In order to have a more visual impact, they appeared in formal attire, and after greeting the fans, they went to the locker room to change into jerseys and came out to warm up.

Although it is an entertainment game, after all, the temperature is lower at night than during the day, so you must do a lot of warm-up exercises. If you have a good time, all kinds of fancy moves may come out, such as Ibrahimovic's scorpion tail, such as Robbie Neo's iconic cycling is so handsome that he doesn't have a friend's dribble, and what kind of upside-down golden hook, rainbow is extraordinary... If the official game pays attention to efficiency, this first game should give fans visual enjoyment, and it is best to bring them back. Your prime years.

Besides, there is always competition between players, the difference is only vicious and benign, others are so handsome, but if you don’t finish playing at all, you will be complained about decisively.

Just like Sheva, since he decided to come, he has made enough preparations. He is far from his peak state now, but you have to do something to make the fans feel that this is still the Ukrainian nuclear warhead that I can't forget for so many years. Waiting for him is not in vain.

This is what the players think. The fans are actually very considerate of them. After the peak period is over, it must not be compared with the highlight moment. For many people, as long as they can see him, they can see him in the top European arenas, even if it is just an entertainment game , also very happy.

[This makes me more excited than Real Madrid’s trip to China. I like Real Madrid, I also like Milan, and I also like Manchester United. It’s so happy to see them at the same time. ]

[I have watched football for more than 20 years, and this is the only time I have lived to this day. ]

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Not to mention 20 years, anyone who has watched football for 40 years has never seen such a battle.

You may be able to see so many stars in the draw ceremony of the awards ceremony. You have to get them together to play, and they are all-stars. Even the "program team", "coach team" and "referee team" are all Big names, just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle.

It only has a pair of eyes, and I will kick it up later to see who it is! ! !

The audience who came to the scene only asked for the support of the media, and it was best to capture all the wonderful shots. They first cheered up at the scene, and then went back to watch the video replay to appreciate the details of the game.Just thinking about it makes me feel so good. This game can be remembered for a long time. In the past week, they didn't even bother to care about the standings of the five major leagues. They just waited for today.

Leander is really an out-and-out scheming bitch, because there are too many stars, even Ronaldo and Messi can't fully catch the audience's attention, he can!As long as he speaks, the camera will cut back, and the audience will unconsciously look at it. In addition, Leander is naturally humorous and very relaxed, and the audience is always amused...

He kept his promise, his promise to Mr. Broker.

Although there are so many big names, Liandel is still the most eye-catching one, whether it is body language, deep and sexy voice, or humorous speech, of course the most eye-catching face is that face, so fucking handsome, Shuaifei up!

"Do you think this is the entire lineup?"

Fans: Σ(°△°)︴

There are already 22 players in the starting line-up, as well as a coach. Are there any substitutes?

its not right!How could the halo of the substitute overwhelm the starter?

Leander raised his hands to applaud. The fans at the scene understood and cooperated very well. They all stood up and applauded vigorously. Seventy-six thousand people made one movement at the same time. "Next up is the referee team, you guys will love it, when I saw this list, I almost went crazy."

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If he said that, then he couldn't be an international referee. After all, this was just an entertainment game, so the players were also invited?And is it the heavier kind?

The audience in front of the TV was completely reluctant to blink, for fear of missing any details.

As for the more than 7 people at the scene, their hearts were beating like drums, and they were panting heavily.

Is that so?

Is it what they think?

Thank you Jorge Mendes. He is preparing for it. Anyway, it is difficult to have a second time. If you want to do it, do your best and make it unforgettable.It was also through this All-Star that Leander realized what the name Mendes stands for.

He is so good.

The referee team of a football game should have four people, a referee who controls the game, two line referees, and a fourth official. The fourth official is actually a substitute referee. Officials on top.

This kind of entertainment game is also unlikely to be unexpected, so Jorge invited three people.

The fans were still applauding, and three lights came down.

"Because it is an entertainment match, there is no fourth official. There are three referees today. I feel heavy just by reading their names. First, I will introduce the two line referees. The first one is from Portugal and is the leader of Portugal's golden generation. European Footballer of the Year in 2000 and World Footballer of the Year in 2001, he has made great contributions to football and is a very outstanding player..."

Speaking of this, Liandel paused for a moment. He heard the fans at the scene have called out their names, so he raised the microphone and pointed it at the fans' stands. At the same time, he made a listening movement and encouraged them to call out the name of the legendary star.

"Figo!"

"Figo!"

"Luis Figo!!!"

That's right, it is the legendary Portuguese star Luis Figo!

He retired in 09 and is now the image ambassador of Inter Milan. It is not easy to invite him.According to Leander's guess, Mendes probably hung a piece of braised pork over the mouth of the boss of the big international, so that he could smell it and couldn't eat it. He also said that there were many Milan players participating in the game. He has eight yellow cards out of ten.

This is guesswork!Irresponsible guesswork!

Of course, it may also be because Serie A has been in decline for the past two years, and the club's business is not doing well, so the sense of presence has come.The most likely reason is that the votes of Ronaldo de Figo are all Portuguese, and they are too familiar with them.

Figo stood at the entrance of the player tunnel. He didn't come out immediately. He was waiting, waiting for the names of the two people next to him to be announced.

"That's right, the first line referee is Luis Figo. Fans and friends at the scene and in front of the TV, I hope you will welcome him with the greatest enthusiasm? Can we invite this kind of football senior? not easy."

_(:3ゝ∠)_

It is enough for you to give the program group a sense of presence!

Well, the fans said, for the sake of the event being so well done, I don't care about you!

The applause lasted for a while before Liandel made a quiet gesture: "Now I want to announce the second name. I don't need to repeat any extra words, just three sentences: he is the symbol of Real Madrid, the symbol of the city of Madrid, and the symbol of the city of Madrid. A role model and a model for Spanish players—”

These three sentences were actually spoken by three different people.

The first sentence comes from the Minister of Sports of Spain.

The second sentence comes from the mayor of Madrid.

The third sentence comes from King Juan Carlos of Spain.

Just now the Barcelona fans burst into the street laughing, now it is not appropriate for the Real Madrid fans to say that crying like a dog is not appropriate, anyway, they are very excited inside, but they just can't stop their tears.Every club has its own logo, just like Maldini to AC Milan, Raul is the logo of Real Madrid and the eternal captain.

"Although you have already called his name, I still want to say, welcome Raul Gonzalez."

Some people in Real Madrid's small phalanx are already going to faint. Speaking of which, most of the superstars of the last era went to Real Madrid for a walk. The Galaxy Battleship was too luxurious at the time. Among other things, the three referees today were all Real Madrid players. The only difference is that Raul's brand is the deepest.

At the end of the introduction, Leander was particularly emotional, "Really, I didn't expect him to come. If I knew, I wouldn't say that my idol is Ronaldo. I'm not familiar with aliens, although this is indeed Facts, at least should be tactful. There is nothing wrong, the referee today is from Brazil, he is fantastic, incomparable, the greatest player in the history of football, he is the idol of a generation, the most perfect striker."

Leander spoke very fast, and finished reading this long paragraph in minutes, and the scene was already blown up!

"omg! omg! I can't believe it, Ronaldo is here, aliens are here!"

"Is the end of the world? What day is today?"

If the players were happy, excited, and excited when they entered the field, it has become unbelievable at this point.

Ronaldo!

That's Ronaldo! ! !

At this moment, no one cares about whether the makeup is beautiful or not, even if they are treated as lunatics, they don't care, they feel that their hearts can't beat, and they feel dizzy...Let's not talk about fans, even if they are invited to come here The players were stunned.

They hadn't heard of this session, and they didn't know that these three people would be judging their performance.

Ronnie, Raul, Figo.

All are legends.

Those who were still fooling around were much more serious, among other things, even if this is an entertainment competition, at least they must show their stunts seriously, and absolutely absolutely must not embarrass themselves in front of idols! ! !

[The company sent me on a business trip, and said that there would be a chance to increase in value, which is very rare. Although I got the ticket, I hesitated and sold it... If the fuck | told me in advance that the aliens were coming, I would lose my job I have to see it too! ]

[Although I really want to say that you are wise, you didn't lose your job because of the entertainment, not only that, you also earned a ticket.But buddy, I really can't say it out loud. After reading your explanation, I have two words in my heart: idiot. ]

[_(:3ゝ∠)_I didn’t expect them to play so big, how did they invite people here? ]

[If you are Jorge Mendes, you can, Figo and Ronnie are both retired, they are not that busy.After all, retired players can do only those things, such as commentary, such as special guests, football commentators, football association officials, or getting a certificate to become a coach in Tiankeng...these all need exposure.As for Raul, maybe because there are many Real Madrid players on the list, he wants to meet these young people, maybe it’s because of interest, or maybe he talked about cooperation with Mendes... who knows? ]

[The agents of these giants in European football are all hands-on, only if he is willing or not, there is nothing he can do.Let me tell you, if Tang Gungun hadn't let it go first, Mendes had to wipe his ass for fun, and he would not have been bored to do this kind of activity himself. ]

No, it's so crazy, Mendes himself can't believe what he's done in the past half month.

He didn't want to play such a big game at first, so he was ready to deal with it. When talking on the phone with Leander, Mendes accidentally mentioned something, probably saying that this kind of activity itself is meaningless, and the football game must be divided into winners and losers. Excitement and excitement, so many stars to play a game for 10 minutes, what is the plan?

Leander asked him in surprise.

Is playing football really for the purpose of winning or losing, rather than spreading happiness to others?

Doing these things is of course meaningful. It can make fans happy, make people who see it smile from the bottom of their hearts, and help many people realize a dream that they only dare to think about in their minds and think it will never come true.

Liandel has already let the words out. As an agent, he has to do it no matter what. He didn't understand, was confused, and was perfunctory. After that conversation, Mendes decided to put down the idea of ​​making money and stand on the side of the fans. Thinking about it from the perspective of others, so he did so much, even thought of the places that no one asked for.

A small number of fans were there to analyze why a certain star came, who he obviously had a normal relationship with, why would he want to get together, there must be something wrong with it, etc... When everyone is in high spirits, it is really exciting to come out with such a product Annoyed, and then he was forked out.

Today is the holiday, just hi, don't bring up those messy grievances and grievances in the past.Even lips and teeth can fight, no matter how good the relationship is, there will be disputes, who will remember people for a lifetime because of a little thing, and a lifetime is so long.

[I just want to say that if you don’t want to watch it, you can turn off the TV and get out, okay?The Manchester United fans at home applauded the Manchester City stars, what is impossible? ]

[So many people gather here to bring joy to the fans, not to find fault with you. It’s really not easy to do this. If you’re not satisfied, you can buy a ticket yourself to see your idol, Don't disgust others here. ]

[I am a Real Madrid fan, yes, I am also looking forward to the performance of the Barcelona small group. ]

[The Bianconeri check in, although my favorite Cannavaro and so on didn't come, but I'm still happy, waiting for the two next door to be tricked and tortured to death! ]

The three "referees" shook hands with the 24 people who had appeared on the stage before. Many of them were friends and had a very happy chat. Leander asked everyone to pose together. The referee must be majestic, and the teams on both sides must show their own personalities... …After the press photo session, the players went to change and warm up, and Leander chatted with some of the legends.

When asked why he accepted the invitation to participate in such a purely entertainment event, Ronnie smiled happily: "Because you said you didn't know me well after reading the report, so you wanted to come over and get acquainted."

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Fuck, that's not how the script was written!How should this be answered?

The giant dragon's father choked for a moment: "I'm flattered."

What he really wanted to say was: I'm so fucked.

_(:3ゝ∠)_

Although Ronnie has gained a lot of weight, his appearance in the hearts of fans has not changed. As long as he has experienced that era, no matter how long it has been in the past, he can remember the fear of being dominated by aliens. He is a real striker and the best in the world players.

I don’t feel it when I wear a suit, but when I change into the jersey, you will find that they have really made the shape with care, and the feeling of playing a game is much different from the usual one!You can clearly feel that there is a natural incongruity between the hairstyle and the sports-style jersey, but it is not obvious, because today's jersey is specially customized and very cute.

After everyone changed into it, I felt that the fluorescent green little dinosaur was more eye-catching. That color was too outstanding. As for gay fans——

Ronaldo actually appreciates that style. As a person who wears pink underpants, he can easily control this style, but unfortunately, he is a little dinosaur.The camera caught him staring at the handsome team's outfit, and the fans burst out laughing.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

President, don't do this!If you like it, you can go back and wear it secretly!Stuff is made by Jorge Mendes anyway, so it must be in stock!

Leander carefully admired their upper body effects.

"Wow! This feeling is beyond words!" Leander walked towards the handsome team, and he kept talking as he walked, "The players are warming up and I shouldn't bother, but I'm really very curious , I want to interview, then let’s first ask the coach Rooney of the handsome team, that is, the handsome team, and let him talk about the most intuitive evaluation of this jersey.”

Because you don't have to wear it yourself, you can always let go of being fat.

He used three very emotional words to express his senses.

"I really appreciate this design, it's really beautiful, it's very temperamental, it's amazing...you know, the feeling is hard to describe in words, I want to say, this is the most attractive jersey I've ever seen, very feature."

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After you finish talking, all the handsome guys →_→

You fat man!

Easier said than done! ! !

"I also want to ask, are you satisfied with their looks today? Who do you think is the most suitable for you, handsome and outstanding?"

Rooney looked at his players very seriously, and was about to point out the work he was most satisfied with. The players he was looking at stretched out their hands and shook them very cryptically.

Dude don't do this!

Dude don't choose me!

I really can't afford it!

I shouldn't be the object of your admiration!

Your aesthetic is too indescribable to be praised at all and it will not make people feel excited at all!

This scene was also faithfully recorded by the camera. The stars heard that Rooney changed color. This kind of ashen expression can be remembered for a lifetime, hahahaha.

Rooney himself is very calm and has a general style. After seeing everything, he turned around and said to Leander: "Actually, David has done a good job, and his hairstyle is always very creative, which makes people's eyes shine. Ricky is a bit ordinary, although he is still handsome, he is no different from his usual self, he should give the audience some surprises..."

Surprise the audience! ! !

Did you do it yourself?

Mr. Fat said that I hadn't finished talking, and he continued: "My friend, I actually admire your body the most. I feel that you have a special temperament, just like a male model on a catwalk, provided you keep your mouth shut..."

Leander: Lu Xiaopang, you can do it! xd

"To know that any work of art is perfect because of its flaws, you are simply the highest level of praise, I am so happy...Okay, can you tell me which look you least admire? Who among them You think it's very old-fashioned, and it's simply dragging down the team's appearance?"

At this moment, all the Handsome Guys team, including the audience friends, answered in their hearts: Himself!

Boss Fat himself didn't have such a self-consciousness, he really dared to! ! !

Probably due to his unfamiliarity with other teams, he was still looking for trouble from his teammates in the England national team.

The first unlucky one was Terry: "I don't like this hairstyle very much. It's more handsome to shave it off!"

"Like you?"

"Oh no, his hair style doesn't suit this." Rooney turned to Gerrard immediately after blacking Terry, "Steven should change his hairstyle too, I haven't changed much since I've known him for so long."

Team Jie: Say it, say it hard, let me see if I won't kill you! :-d

After interviewing the Handsome Team, Leander also went to the Dinosaur Team to see it. The whole team was united and fired at the opposite side together.Ramos was the first to express his opinion: "I think they were selected for the good-looking team because they can't find other advantages besides their looks. Look at the patterns on our team uniforms, dinosaurs! What do dinosaurs represent? do you know?"

Everyone: Ugly...

"Dinosaurs are the symbol of power and strength! A long time ago...they ruled the earth!"

Everyone: You also know that it was a long time ago, they are all old antiques, and they should be eliminated!

Seeing that he can't even brag, the Real Madrid teammates expressed dissatisfaction and rushed to get on it one by one. Ronaldo said: "It should be fortunate that Wayne doesn't have to change into that gay-colored jersey. He can walk in it." tragedy!"

Marcelo: "I really hope his wife didn't see that part, otherwise she would know what a shameless man she married!"

Ibrahimovic: "You shouldn't be so cruel. In fact, the pink is very beautiful, just as beautiful as the princess dress worn by my relative's little girl..."

Messi: "I felt familiar when I saw the color of their jersey, because Antonella just bought a similar one, and it looks very good on it."

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There is a kind of heads-up!The beast of the dinosaur team!

Both sides put on the look of preparing to fight, for example, Ronaldo walked forward while pulling Pepe's clothes: "Don't pull me, I'm going to teach them a lesson today! Let you go and hear it!!!"

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Liandel made an effort to drag Ronaldo back.

"My question seemed a bit too sharp. The players on both sides were very emotional. I was really worried that they would not be able to suppress the beating commentator, so I dragged Cris back."

"Okay, since the players on both sides are so excited, the warm-up should be almost done. The referee who squatted on the sidelines and watched the good show for a long time, please enter the field? The game will be handed over to you!"

Ronnie, Raul and Figo saw a good show.

I've heard that there's a particularly funny kid out of England who talks like he's in a drama show, and he's really funny!

Leander walked to the sidelines. He didn't plan to go back to the stands, but just commented at close range from the sidelines. Anyway, the sound effect is pretty good.When Ronnie entered the field and the two sides lined up, he almost knelt on the turf.

"Okay, the game is about to start. You can see that both sides have already set up their formations. The goalkeeper of the good-looking team is John Terry, whose image is very unreliable to the coach. They set up a 0-5-5 formation, and their positions are very free. Then Looking at the strength of the team, the goalkeeper is van der Sar, the three behind are Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the four forwards are Pepe, Marcelo, Xavi and Petr Cech, and the other players are Stacked in the midfield. I am still not sure whether this is to confuse the opponent or they really plan to use this formation. If this is the case, I can only say that the chances of winning are too great for a strong team. At least they have a decent goalkeeper. .”

"Let us invite the protagonist of this game, a cartoon football with a very cute color. Some people suggested that the organizing committee let them play yoga balls. That is too inhumane. The head coach is not reliable. We must treat the players better. Take responsibility for them."

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Have you considered the feelings of the fans?

At the beginning of the game, the fans were stunned. Is this the All-Star?This position is so amateurish that I don't know how to complain!