Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

First, two secret missions are to be made public:

[l, because of your unique ability and outstanding talent, the program team decided to give you a special mission, please browse the following information alone. ]

[During the 10-minute game, you must hug at least three opponents. If you successfully complete the task, you will get a gift package specially prepared by us. If you fail, you will be punished accordingly.One thing to remember, we will not disclose this secret mission before the game, but we will disclose all the details after the game, I hope your performance is good enough. ]

[Remember, this is a secret between us, don't let the third person know. ]

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[Gerard Pique, you are very entertaining and very suitable for completing the secret mission we arranged. Please be sure to read the following content quietly, so as not to arouse others' suspicion. ]

[Your opponent, Leo Messi, received a secret mission from us. During the 10-minute game, he must hug three members of the Yanzhi team. After completing the mission, he can receive a big gift package. Your mission is to snipe He, and only one of the two of you can get the special reward. ]

[Note: This is a secret that cannot be told to a third person, you must complete the task alone. ]

[Favourable information: You know what Messi's mission is, but he doesn't know what you are going to do. ]

[In the next 24 hours, you will be double opponents in group battles and individual battles, I hope you can have the last laugh. ]

……

I won’t complain about the fashionable ball. This position is a scam. For what purpose Rooney asked Terry to keep the goal, the audience is not sure. The strong team led by Moss has a better chance. When they saw Van der Sar put on the goalkeeper's gloves and walked to the goal, well, unless there was intentional release of water, there was no suspense in this game at all.

That being said, there is always a difference between top stars and amateur players. Generally speaking, the level of players can determine the level of the game. Formation is very important in official games. For recreational games, just line up in a random row.These 22 people form a temporary team, and the grouping situation will be announced one night in advance. They have not trained together before, and it may be difficult to cooperate tacitly. From Leander's point of view, it is most likely that each point will break out separately and save the team individually.

To put it bluntly, as long as you have the opportunity, you should hurry up and play handsome.

Figo and Raul stood on the sidelines with small flags in their hands. Ronnie stood near the middle circle with a whistle in his mouth. He looked around to see that both sides were in a good position before he was responsible for standing in the middle circle. The kicker nodded and blew his whistle.

While waiting for the kick-off, the audience waited with bated breath. When the ball came out, they breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to discuss the formation of both sides. Before they had time: Σ(°△°)︴

Kaka was in charge of the kick-off. He gave the ball to Beckham. At this time, his teammates started to run towards the attacking direction. As a result, Beckham didn’t pass the ball or rush forward. He just kicked and hit the goal directly. ! ! ! ! !

Leander thought they would be stable for at least 2 minutes, but he didn't expect it to be such a wave. He was standing on the sidelines with a microphone at the moment, and he was going to touch a fish to say hello to Raul and Figo, but he didn't expect the climax | the tide came It was too fast, he had to give up the original plan and immediately enter the state!

"It's not illegal to play like this, but if you don't have enough confidence in your shooting accuracy, don't try the world wave near the middle circle, because it is not so easy to score goals." The friendly reminder is here, as expected , this kick was so smart and unrestrained, and it went so vigorously, it was a hundred and eight thousand miles away. To sum up, the waves are boundless! "

"If it is said that the strong team is responsible for the kick-off, I can understand it, because the goalkeeper of the good-looking team is too poor, and any soul shooter can bully him. The strong team is guarding the goal. Van der Sar, in Manchester United's goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar has just retired! This kind of shot is no threat to him at all!!"

"I shouldn't even mention the goalkeeper. The arc of Beckham's foot in the air is pretty good, but it's a lot higher than the crossbar. Van der Sar is too experienced. He didn't make a save, just looked at it. The ball flew out..."

When Leander said this, he proposed two possibilities. The fans thought it was a complaint, but it was actually to bring some people who knew the inside information into the rhythm of the brain-burning game.

He analyzed Beckham's behaviour.

"Maybe the game ball we prepared is different from the normal specifications. He is not used to it yet, but I think it is not appropriate to pass the ball as much as possible in an unfamiliar situation. , I can only say that David is very entertaining."

The fans said that playing football like this is also very good. They are usually too serious and cautious. Many times, it is 10-0 in 0 minutes, and they don’t even have a decent goal. Don't worry, this match should be a climax.

The audience thought so, but the players on the court disagreed.

At least many of them have their own minds. 33 Novel Network

Ronaldo: He is simply changing the game and giving up the ball. Is it from our side?

Team Jie: ...I'm the spy, why is David working so hard?

There are also a few people who received the secret mission, and they are already thinking about it. Could it be that Beckham's mission is not to score within a few feet?Regardless of whether he has a task or not, Gerrard is in a good mood, and he went to pat Beckham on the shoulder: "I know it's not your fault, man, football looks different today, we may need some time to adapt .”

The camera captured their interaction, and Liandel also said: "This kick obviously didn't affect the internal unity of the Yanzhi team. They didn't care about Beckham's behavior of giving up the ball at the beginning. Okay, Vander Sa took the goal kick, the ball was picked up by Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and the Swede speeded up instantly, and he took the ball very chicly and was about to rush towards the opposite goal!..." I wanted to help blow a wave, but waited Wait, something seems wrong!

Liandel looked in the direction of the coach's bench, and just in time, the camera was aimed at Ramos.

Master Shui kept giving instructions to his players.

Don't forget you are the defender! ! !It's defender! ! !

You are passing the ball, pass it forward!

He was flying in a hurry, Ibrahimovic didn't seem to hear it, he was completely immersed in his own world... Originally, if you have to consider winning or losing in an official game, you just want to be happy in entertainment games, happy playing football, happy watching football !What do you pay so much attention to?

Besides, isn't the scumbag defense a tradition of Real Madrid?

Pressing the whole line does not leave a way for himself to retreat at all, and the defender jumps into the waves before every game and moves the world with his ambition!

Cassie's amazing saves are most likely cultivated by this back line!

Ibrahimovic said that our coach has this style in Real Madrid, and I learned from him!

Leander looked at the completely different reactions of the two of them, one was very disappointed, the other was calm and forward... He didn't even bother to explain, and went directly to Ramos, "Let me interview, Sergio, how are you feeling now? ?”

"I'm so disappointed! Their understanding is too poor, and they didn't understand the essence of this formation at all!"

Give you a chance, what would you say to Ibrahimovic who is dribbling the ball?

"Pass pass pass pass pass!!!!!!"

……

Originally, the Yanzhi team was forced to come over, and he also made an assist in a frenzy. Ibrahimovic's movements were slightly deformed, and the ball was hooked away. Pirlo's steal, because someone immediately came up to counterattack, his heel lightly With a flick, he knocked the ball to Inzaghi. Super Pipo’s steps were as ghostly as skateboard shoes. He was the most threatening, and he couldn't do it head-on. When he found himself in trouble, he handed the ball to Pique.

Pique and Ramos are good friends of the Spanish national team. They are both defenders. One is in Barcelona and the other is in Real Madrid... Last season, because of too many national derbies, the two had a bit of trouble. During the summer break When the relationship was repaired, only I knew what I was thinking, but on the surface it was reconciled.Pique is considered to be the closest to him and a more suitable candidate. In addition, he is a defender and is not afraid of collisions. It is right to leave it to him to choose. Unfortunately, there are many details behind the game, such as the offensive and defensive relationship between Pique and Messi. .

People were staring at Princess Sissi the whole time, so it was understandable that the reaction would be a bit slow, and the attack of the Yanzhi team was terminated here.

Pique didn't catch Inzaghi's spiritual pass, he didn't even have time to save, and watched the ball roll out of the touchline.

"Oh oh oh!"

"It was a very unexpected error, Pique didn't catch Inzaghi's pass, I noticed the close-up on the big screen, his eyes were on Messi, the club boy... I would say, during the game Be more serious, there will be many opportunities to take a look after you go down!"

The fans said!

You have Shakira and you are still so scumbag! ! !

What are you looking at Sisi for?

you say! ! !

Messi has not kept up with the rhythm of the program group, he intuitively thinks this is a good opportunity, and is going to hug Pique to comfort him. Amidst the screams of the female fans, Messi stretches out his hand to hug, Pique gram--

I knew he wouldn't miss this opportunity!

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

Pique showed a bewildered smile, turned around and ran away.

Liandel is not too serious about watching the excitement, he even fanned the flames! "I just wanted to say whether Pique was sent by Messi to spoil the situation. That mistake was too unreasonable. His performance dispelled my opinion a little bit. Now he is the opponent!! Still in the game, what does a hug look like? "

Among the three referees, Ronnie was very busy. He ran with the players all the way. Although he fell behind and ran slowly, it still consumed his energy. As for Figo and Raul, they were still on their posts and realized that they might not need the linesman. After that, they moved and moved, moved to Ander's side to chat and fart.

Although the dragon's father has a task, he needs to explain the situation on the court to the fans and friends, but he doesn't need to speak out all the time, just don't miss the wonderful scenes.

Liandel had just chatted with Figo, and the Portuguese senior asked him if he had a good relationship with Ronaldo?Etc., etc.

Speaking happily, with the mentality that watching the excitement is not a big deal, he also specially reminded the players on the field to have competitive sportsmanship, attach great importance to this game, and kick him as the World Cup final!Don't do this kind of indecent behavior of blatantly dating and cuddling in front of fans all over the world!

Messi: Don't think that I don't know that you sent the task just because I'm wearing the show group's skin!Sending out such a frenzied mission is a disservice to you!

Leander: ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Although Leander consciously hinted a few times, almost no one realized that the issue of spies was directly ignored. They were discussing the cuteness of Messi, Peque, and the four kings of Barcelona.

The audience didn't pay attention, one person on the field was particularly happy, and the two were very alert.

The happy thing is Gerrard, his teammates are working so hard, they are covering him to death.

Those who have doubts are all in the strong team, first of all, Ronaldo, he knows too much by accident, and he will think too much when he sees abnormal reactions.The president believes that although the Barcelona players have shortcomings all over their bodies, they can't catch this kind of pass, which is simply too fake.Pirno tried his best to steal from Ibrahimovic's feet. What a good counter attack, it was inexplicably broken by him, and Messi's reaction after that, why did he go to Pique for a hug?Is it really to express the friendship between Barcelona teammates?Or did they know Pique's identity earlier, he was a spy?

In addition to Ronaldo, the person lurking in the powerful team is also very confused.

Is it Beckham or Pique?

As it stands, both are possible.

The fans don't know anything, they only know that Messi and Pique played I love you but you don't love me.

[The moment Pique turned around, I really wanted to rush up and say, ignore these two idiots, Sissy hugs me head-on! ]

[How can there be such a person?I don't know how to be blessed when I am in the blessing! ! ! ]

This is also the voice of Messi.

How can there be such a person?

Can you still be a good teammate?

I don't agree with hugging you even once!Don't know I have a mission?Do you want to be so dedicated and thorough?

……

Messi opened his arms, and Pique turned around and left. Anyone with a little sense of justice couldn't bear to watch this scene! ! !

Fabregas, who was gradually getting acquainted with his new teammates, wanted to help round the field. After Pique turned around, he stepped forward and patted Messi on the shoulder.

Although I know it's a good intention.

But can you let go of your hand on my shoulder and give me a hug! ! !

The heart is so tired, this task is really not so easy to complete.I was still thinking that the first two should be easy, because he has two teammates on the opposite side. As for the third, he can find someone like Kaka, who is kind.What Messi didn't expect was that Pique didn't respond. If this kind of thing is not successful the first time, it will be more difficult as you go later.

If this is repeated, it will be suspected.

Because he was an opponent, he couldn't hug and celebrate in an open and honest manner.

This task is a bit tricky.

Lampard throws the ball, he originally wanted to find Ronaldo, this is the most efficient way, but you have to know that this is an entertainment game, because of 0.001 seconds of hesitation, he changed his plan and threw the ball to stand on his hips. Sleepwalking Cech.

Cech is the goalkeeper!

Ranked among the top goalkeepers in the world!

He was put on the forward line by the coach Ramos because he won the guessing game. In these two or three minutes, Cech was fishing for fish. He didn't want to compete with these super shooters in the team. A penalty kick would be fine.

Many goalkeepers have practiced penalty kicks, and they are more stable than shooters.

Who knows that Lampard gave him a big gift package at the beginning of the game. Cech was waiting with his arms crossed. When he saw the ball flying towards him, he didn't even think about it. Reflexively stretched out his hand to catch it——

Pfft ha ha ha ha!

This picture is so beautiful that fans are a little afraid to watch it!

It should have been thought that having two goalkeepers in the same team is not a good thing. You see, this is the intuitive reaction of the goalkeeper. Whenever he sees the ball flying over, he reaches out to catch it.

What a great intuition.

However it doesn't apply now.

Because it's an entertainment game, the players won't overdo it, and there will definitely not be a situation where you can win the game even if you disable the opponent. Needless to say, Leander reminded the fans in the audience that this game is purely for entertainment , The referee's scale will be more arbitrary, provided that the basic rules of the football game are strictly followed, and the scale is measured by oneself.

After catching the ball with both hands, Cech was warned. Originally, he came to help watch the field as a friendly support. There was no red and yellow cards in this game. The referee couldn't see it and just dragged him down.After Ronnie warned him, he decisively awarded a penalty to the Yanzhi team.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Leander squatted on the sidelines laughing.

"Oh my god! I can't believe it. Because of the goalkeeper's instinctive reaction, the strong team suffered a lot. They gave the other side a penalty."

Handball can indeed be judged, but Cech's situation is also excusable, but considering that the strong team has two professional goalkeepers, and the good-looking team can only let Terry stand in front of the goal to recharge and subsidize a point There is nothing wrong with the ball.

"Cech showed an unbelievable expression. He pointed in the direction of his own gate, and he was talking to the referee. Could it be that he applied to keep the goal? The goal is only that big. Are two men standing in front of it? I don't think the referee is right. Will agree!"

Of course the referee would not agree, Ronnie smiled and suggested to Cech that you can apply to Ramos and change positions with Van der Sar.

But at this time, the Yanzhi team was about to fight, because there was no result, they all sat cross-legged on the goal line of the penalty area, preparing to use guessing methods to decide who would take the penalty kick.

Before the start, Gerrard also blackmailed Beckham. He said: "I think whoever takes the penalty is fine, as long as it is not David, he is not in the right state today."

Pirno and Inzaghi looked at Pique at the same time.

This kid has even bigger problems! !

Neither of them can do it! !

Ronaldo settled Cech, who was protesting loudly, and saw this scene when he turned around.

He couldn't believe it. These bastards completely forgot that it was a game. They formed a circle with their legs crossed, like a symposium in a dormitory, and it also felt like playing poker in a circle.

As a referee, Ronaldo felt he had to say something, and he couldn't stand it.

At this time, after several rounds of fierce competition, the ten people had already decided the winner, because the one who won the qualification was not someone else but Shevchenko because of dog|shit|luck.