Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

There are many cases in the football world of using halftime to adjust the formation to counterattack and hit the face in the second half, but no one believes that Boas can do this. His ability to read the game is really not strong, and it is far behind Ferguson. Not to mention, there are not many people available on Chelsea's bench, and everyone who takes advantage of it is injured.

The Manchester United team performed well in today's game. Ferguson has nothing to worry about, so let the main players pay attention to protecting themselves, because the victory or defeat of this game is related to the coaching position of Boas. Chelsea will definitely have to fight in the second half, so I am not afraid They put on a good performance, I'm afraid that a few of them will be out of shape in a hurry.

The condition of the visiting team's locker room is not necessarily better than that of the home team, but the atmosphere is much better. Ferguson just mentioned a few things to pay attention to. Solskjaer explained something to the players on the defensive line. Liandel didn't listen. The offensive players who performed very well leisurely gathered together to chat and fart.

"Andre, don't you admire robots the most, what are you going to give?" Rooney took a sip of water, turned his head to listen to what he had to say, Liandel shrugged, "I was going to do something with my own hands, but you are so rich and powerful, it seems that I am too poor Sincerely, I am going to go back and write a congratulatory speech, and read the manuscript to him."

Everyone who heard this: =口=! !

Rooney couldn't believe he was going to do it and asked, "Read it at a birthday party?"

"Yeah." Leander's expression was very calm, as if he didn't feel how crazy this matter was, and explained, "I thought you might be messing around, so I asked on the forum last night, and this was given to me by many netizens suggestion."

I always feel that the more I know, the worse it is, but Rooney couldn't bear it: "What is the right birthday gift for a robot?"

Leander slapped him with a silly look: "Can I expose myself? Of course, there is a very respected senior who celebrates his birthday. What gift should I give? I also said that value is not important if it can reflect the heart. I have many suggestions."

Everyone continues: =口=! !

Can a normal person suggest that someone write a congratulatory message?Never heard of it being so popular.

"Where did you ask? Isn't this a trick on you? I haven't heard of anyone who will read a congratulatory speech at the birthday party!"

Leander expressed doubts about Rooney's statement: "Netizens told me that respected seniors have to send representatives to read congratulatory speeches on their birthdays. This is the best way to express your heart. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

"It's you who don't understand!"

"Where did you ask this nonsense?"

"The robot held a birthday party before and I participated in it. There is no such link. It's just eating, drinking, singing and dancing with beautiful women."

……

Leander lifted his chin when he finished speaking.

His real hometown - the one before the crossing - doesn't have this custom, but shouldn't birthday parties sing praises?Husband himself is embarrassed to brag about what I did and what achievements I made last year, how amazing I am, someone has to speak for him!Ander feels that he is fully competent in this matter. He has always flattered Sir Alex Ferguson this season. He came to a deal in 25 years, and later called Giggs face-to-face. He is already very familiar with the business.

Although his intuition is unreliable, he hypnotized himself to believe it in order to save money_(:3ゝ∠)_

The big deal is that it is a Chinese custom to fool "foreign friends". Anyway, there are currently no Chinese in the five major leagues, and even those who have trial training will not know Real Madrid's top card.

Rooney knew Liandel's virtues, and seeing him like this, he was ready to lose face, Radu couldn't help it, at worst, he would pretend not to know him or take the lead in laughing at him.Kaka is much kinder than Fatty Fatty, and wanted to rescue him, but found Leander smiling, as if he had made a fortune.

Didn't you make a lot of money?

Think about it, your husband's birthday, you spend a lot of money on things you don't need, 484 stupid?

Does Ronaldo want anything?The brands he endorses can circle the earth!

Leander prepared the manuscript to deal with his friends in the circle. If it wasn't for a birthday party, he would have more ways to fool him.Anyway, God can't stop his embarrassing steps, I don't mind, if you can't stand it, you can just close your eyes.

Rooney was in a trance in the second half because he was too stimulated by the halftime break. He didn't wake up until the referee whistled a penalty kick.

It was 6 minutes into the whole game. When Merreles returned to defense, he knocked down Valencia in the penalty area. The referee decisively called a penalty. She blinked at him as she looked over.

Although Liandel always quarreled with him, he actually assisted him whenever he had the opportunity, took free kicks by himself, and conceded all penalty kicks. This is also true love.

The reason why Rooney doesn't get angry when Leander makes trouble with him is that they have a really good relationship. They usually say that I'll clean you up, but in fact they have a very good relationship. Leander is the most angry when someone spits or slaps Rooney. Go up and find someone to settle accounts, that's what you say, you can touch me, but don't touch my brother.

Rooney nodded to Liandel, who stood in front of the penalty spot, adjusted his breathing a bit and tricked Petr Cech into the top left corner of the goal.

"Rooney!!! Rooney scored a penalty in one stroke. Manchester United's away game is 4:0. The advantage is getting bigger and bigger. It is too difficult for Chelsea to catch up to this level!" , This is simply incomprehensible. Everyone knows that Chelsea is a bit embarrassed now. There are embroidered pillows on the bench. All capable players have collapsed. It is not surprising that they played like this, but there is still something to do. Don’t you want to watch the loss?

"Manchester United's small steel cannon has already put on his hat. It is one aspect of his own performance. At the same time, I also want to thank Liandel. Whether it is the first goal in the first half or the penalty just now, he can come by himself, so decisively give up the opportunity The relationship between the two is really so good that it doesn’t matter who you are and whoever scores the same.” When Richard Kiss said this, Andy Gray raised his finger and shook, “No! You’re not right! Rooney is wearing a hat It means that he is catching up with his teammates on the scorer list, and there is still suspense about who will win the golden boot. If Leander wears a hat, then we can know what is written on the inside of his clothes, whether it is Amy, I love you, or a robot. , his fans should be very curious."

[Anything to be curious about?Rolling is Lord Luo's! ]

[That’s right, it’s Lord Luo’s!Who is that girl?It's annoying to see! ]

[I think we should thank her, if there is no such living target, how dare you send candy?Not sure what it means for a player to come out? ]

[It’s the truth but I don’t listen, I just don’t want to see her, my husband can only be my husband’s, husband and husband must be together! ]

[...Tongue twister makes me cry hahahaha, Amelia is really good, another girl is so annoying to show up in front of you every day, isn’t she so good? ]

[It's fine except for the occasional mouthful of glass scum. ]

The fans are still talking about Amelia and Ander, I haven't admitted it, and I haven't been photographed with anything dry, it's just a lot of hype, although we all know that it may be to cooperate with the hype to attract each other's popularity, anyway, let's talk about it first, Fans of the vase movie also have a lot of criticisms about Andel, saying how much money the player can make, and saying that his reputation is a few blocks worse than the goddess, anyway, that’s the case, I think my husband/wife is the best, what do you deserve? Get him?roll roll roll!

Everyone is accustomed to this pattern.

The fans hadn't had a good time yet, so the commentator made a big move. Richard Keith didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly said: "It doesn't have to be Ronaldo or Amelia, there are other possibilities, such as inside Mal, it's also February [-]th tomorrow, so Beckham also has a son born this month?"

=mouth=! !

Explain that you don't go and let me kill you!

What example did you give?

[Beckham's son is half a month away, let's not talk about it, what the hell is Neymar?We don't know that killer Matt!I heard that he has been tossing about his hairstyle recently, and I don't know where to find a stylist, but he is also a celebrity, so casual hairstyle! ]

[They are all born in one day, why are there so many differences in taste?Lord Luo is so handsome!How imposing and stylish! ]

[Hahahaha Although it’s not good to demolish the stage, Master Luo is also an idiot, not to mention when he was young, he often has brain twitches now. ]

[Upstairs you are talking nonsense and telling the truth! (╬￣dish￣)convex]

I can't even think of killing Leander. He just conceded a penalty to bring up this kind of topic. He has never seen his old man. After all, it was a long time ago. People born in [-] still come from a small place. , Of course, I was a bumpkin, and there is nothing shameful about poor conditions in the past.

Starting from the penalty kick in the 56th minute, as soon as the questions spread, the fans chatted for several minutes. Looking back, it was No. 60 and two minutes into the game.Sturridge dribbled the ball near the penalty area. He was on his own for a long time and was about to lose it. He turned around and volleyed from twelve yards and missed.

In the next 2 minutes, Chelsea played another wave of offensive. It was rare for them to be so aggressive, but the kick in front of the goal was still not good, and Essien's long-range shot was blocked by Samba.

Although these two attacks were ineffective, the morale at home has picked up a bit. Ferguson was worried that if they played well for them, it might bring about a counter-offensive climax, so he asked Giggs to warm up, and he was going to trade him for Valencia. Someone slowed down the rhythm of Chelsea's counterattack and let the momentum dissipate.

Ryan Giggs was still warming up on the sidelines, and the situation on the court changed again.

Valencia saw Sir Alex Ferguson's intentions. Giggs' warm-up must be a substitution in the midfield. Eight out of ten it is himself. He wants to fight again before going down, at least to earn some applause from the away stands.God still took care of him, he got the ball, he was so hard to bring the ball all the way to the penalty area, just entered the penalty area and collided with Ivanovic, both fell, the referee called the defense Fang fouled, and because it was in the penalty area, he awarded Manchester United a second penalty without hesitation.Why don't you call the attacker?

There are many such judgments on the green field. Simply put, they are within the discretion of the referee, and because the actions of both sides are not obvious, it makes sense to make any judgment. Only they know what is going on, but look at them. His expressions are innocent.

The card was not given, anyway, a penalty kick was awarded, this is the second penalty kick of the game, Rooney imitated Liandel just now, and consciously stood outside the penalty area.

You gave me the chance last time, but this time it's your turn. What about wearing a hat as agreed?

The fat man was so affectionate and Liandel didn't refuse. He stood in front of the penalty spot. He looked at Cech, smiled after hearing the referee blowing the whistle, and kicked suddenly.

Liandel aimed at the upper right dead corner, and Cech also jumped to the right. Unfortunately, they faced each other and their directions were just staggered.

Such a tricky angle, once you make a wrong prediction, you can’t save it. Even if you react quickly and can immediately change to the other side, it’s impossible. 5:0, Manchester United’s away game is 5:0. After the goal, Leander rushed to Sir Alex. There is a "2" on the side.

This is the second!If you agree to enter three, then undress me!

Why do you have to ask for permission to undress to celebrate? Because there are regulations, you have to get a card for undressing during the game. You can lift up the jersey, but it can’t be higher than your head or cover your face. It’s not domineering to just lift it up, isn’t it? Is it a yellow card? Anyway, I have already asked for instructions.

It was not easy for Valencia either. He created a penalty kick and was replaced amidst the boos of the fans. He did not hear the applause at all. Letting it go to Fatty, now it seems that he can give it a go.

The five-goal lead is already very secure, and it is unlikely to be reversed. They completely relaxed themselves and let go of the kick.

That is to say, starting from this penalty kick, the home fans were completely desperate. Five goals cannot be said to be an exaggeration, but this is not a number that can be caught up within 10 minutes. Maybe conceding five goals in such a short period of time, you see their state this time, God bless the Blues if they don't score any more goals.

It is not so easy to score goals. Cech once again proved himself to the fans after conceding two penalty kicks due to consecutive misjudgments. This is rarely the case. He did it, he was the first one, he successfully interrupted two attacks, especially this time in 82 minutes, Liandel also made a supplementary shot through the pre-judgment and still missed.

This game can be said to be Cech's best game in the past two years. It was really exciting. The saves can be highlighted, but Chelsea still can't win. If it weren't for goalkeeper Petr Cech, it would lead to another tragedy at Stamford Bridge. Although It was a game that made the fans cry, at least not completely.

Both Liandel and Cech were inspired, one was trying his best to score the third, and the other wanted to save the ball no matter what, the two saw-saw in front of the goal, and neither side scored for almost 10 minutes. The halftime was very idle and rarely passed by. De Gea watched them play opposite each other with his hands on his hips.

The third goal finally came. Cech has no teammates to rely on, but the dragon father has him. He has Kaka and Fat Boss. The three of them played in front of the goal and lined up to create opportunities for Liandel to kick the final ball. kick.

Although the goalkeeper can make continuous saves, it is still too difficult to throw the ball at the extreme angle on the left and immediately fall to the right. No matter how hard you pounce, the inertia will make you fall completely to one side. Make up shots, you can try to replace Superman to keep the goal. Although Cech is called the goalkeeper, his performance in the past 10 minutes has been against the sky. After all, he is still a human being. As long as you are a human being, you have limits. There are things you can’t do. The thing is, before the end of the game, Rooney and Kaka cooperated to give Liandel a chance to score a goal. He wore a cap at the end. After the goal, the referee blew his whistle.

It's a good thing if you lose your horse, you know it's not a blessing. Although you worked hard, you almost missed the opportunity, but it's also good, and you didn't get a card for the buzzer goal.

Leander finally took off his jersey, revealing the white vest inside, what was written?

As previously predicted.

——happy birthday!

name?no name!

date?No date!

I can't see who he wants to bless at all, it's too casual! ! ! ! !

I don't seem to know the troubles of the fans, and I smiled very happily at the camera. He was high in the away stands for half a minute, and then ran back to exchange jerseys with Petr Cech.

"You are amazing! You are a genius! Your saves are amazing! Can you swap jerseys with me?"

"..."

What to do, although this guy is so annoying to help Manchester United to humiliate the Blues 6-0 away, he is still happy for this kind of exaggerated praise. This game was a disastrous defeat, and Cech himself had a great time.In the last twenty or ten minutes, his mind was not clear, and his instincts dominated his body.This is a very memorable game. It may be difficult to save once in a hundred games in that state. It feels like the whole person is empty and desperate. This is the limit state.

Cech smiled tiredly, nodded, took off his jersey and handed it to Liandel.

"you are great too."

The statement that the scumbag defense is a goalkeeper is too reasonable. The Chelsea team went to the death pit to help Cech become a god. Even a picky person like Abramovich can't say anything about him. He allowed the opponent to score six goals, but if It's possible to change someone to twelve, and both sides are crazy.Manchester United went crazy with the golden trident in the frontcourt, and he went crazy.

The commentator also shook his head again and again. He didn’t know how to evaluate this game. Before today, they still supported Boas. Wasn’t it just two consecutive draws? Abramovich should give him some time, but too many things were exposed in this game. Teams at the same level feel worlds apart.

[I feel sorry for Cech, the whole team really cheated him. ]

[Compared with this, I want to know who is happy birthday to, dare to write the name?Is it our Lord Luo? ]

[It must be, think about it, if it was written to that woman, why didn't he understand it?It's obvious that you are afraid of getting into trouble. You all need to keep a low profile and know it in your heart. Don't shout so loudly. ]

[Yeah!Happy birthday is not meant for Lord Luo, just saying happy birthday is not enough, it must be washed and sent thousands of miles away! ]

[Waiting for thousands of miles to send! ]