Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Ferguson took Rooney to the post-match press conference. Let's talk about the game first. Ferguson affirmed the performance of his beloved disciple. After summarizing in a few words, he began to praise Cech, saying that although he is not recognized as the best goalkeeper in the world today. The performance on the field is the best in the world, and the score is not the same if it is another person.

After blowing about the same, Ferguson also looked forward to the future: "De Gea is still a young player, he is very young, he can slowly accumulate experience, I believe he will grow to such a height, let teammates and all fans feel that he is rest assured."

De Gea has shown considerable talent and ability, and of course the media does not doubt Sir Alex Ferguson's statement.

"I'm a reporter from The Daily Telegraph. Can you comment on Chelsea today?"

After Mourinho left, Ferguson is undoubtedly the most daring to say in the Premier League.For example, now, he didn't seem to see Boas on the scene, so he said happily: "As I said, Cech's performance is god-level, and everyone else is a piece of shit. The impromptus are terrible, very bad, almost unwatchable! I know the world is calling for the boss to give the manager more time, I don't think so, if his ability to mess up the dressing room, activate faction fighting, nepotism, stubbornness He doesn't know how to change his own opinion, his tactics are rote, he has no skills on the spot, and he will only curse and jump on his feet if he loses the ball. Letting him keep Chelsea will only end. Last season, the Blues led by Ancelotti played against us. Each has its own winners and losers. If An Shuai watched this live broadcast, I believe he would never have imagined that Chelsea would become like this. Not to mention the head-on confrontation, they are completely unable to withstand our offensive, and only rely on the goalkeeper to support them. Such a team must It’s hard to win the game and still want to win the championship?”

Boas's face turned pale, and he was about to jump. Ferguson said lightly: "If this is the performance, their journey to the Champions League will stop here, don't think about going any further."

It is true to say that, the three Premier League clubs have drawn a lottery.

Manchester United's opponent is AC Milan, which has always been brilliant in European wars. Milan has always had a good winning rate against the Red Devils.

Manchester City drew the Cosmos team Barcelona. The lineup strength and strength of both sides are not bad. It would be too much to say who will definitely win.But if you let anyone look at it, as long as you don't look for Real Madrid fans, they will think that Barcelona has a higher winning rate. This is the conclusion drawn from the performance of the past two years.

As for Chelsea, their draw is the best among the top three in the Premier League, drawing Dortmund, the current leader of the Bundesliga.The Bumblebee performed very well this season, but they were poached by several main players during the winter transfer period. The current top position is not very stable, and it should be the best among the three bones.

Even so, it is no less difficult for Chelsea to advance than Manchester City. Their current state is really bad.To put it bluntly, I'm afraid it won't be fun for anyone to spend 8000 to [-] million in the Champions League in the transfer market to play like this in the new season. Abramovich is self-willed, and Boas may not be able to keep it.

After Ferguson finished speaking, Boas resisted. He didn't say how well he performed, but grabbed the two penalties and said that although Chelsea was at Stamford Bridge, the referee obviously favored Manchester United.

As soon as he yelled, he knew it was broken.

Because the previous judgments always caused controversy, the board of referees made special adjustments. The referees for these key games were all well-known and well-known.You may not be aware of his status in the arena just by his name. In the decisive battle of the World Cup in South Africa, Weber was the one who enforced the law in the match between the Netherlands and Spain.

The well-deserved first whistle of the Premier League is also a world famous whistle.

You say he's unfair, he favors Manchester United at Chelsea's home ground, you're playing in the face of the referee board and the FA, Webber is the face of the British referees in the World Series.

Boas was angry, he laughed after talking about Ferguson.

"It has been said many times that anyone who has an opinion on law enforcement can appeal to a specialized agency. You can also complain to the FA. I think the law enforcement in this game is absolutely fair. Howard Webb is a very good referee."

When Sir Alex Ferguson said it, Rooney was nodding his head, and the big potato was moving around, which directly attracted everyone's attention, and the media turned to him.

"We noticed that you kept talking to Liandel and Kaka during the warm-up preparations, and you retched halfway through. Can you explain?"

Σ(°△°)︴What the hell is retching?

If this doesn't explain tomorrow's headlines, isn't Rooney playing with the ball at eight weeks pregnant?

His expression cracked for a moment, and then stabilized.

"Because it's Chelsea's home court, when we went out, there were boos all over the stadium. Ander said that we should divert our attention and not be affected by the atmosphere. We jogged and chatted while warming up. We talked about the "Sun" initiative. vote, who would you choose to be your husband among the following social elites...Because Ander is too shameless, so I retched."

Rooney answered questions at the press conference, while Liandel broke down the stage behind.

Fan of Love and Justice _ld11: Believe him and you will be ridiculous, the truth is like this.We talked about voting, and Wayne said that the "Sun" killed him, why?Because Colleen also voluntarily participated in the voting, in order to let him choose himself, Wayne not only swore to God that he would never mess around, but also signed a lot of treaties of "defeating power and humiliating the country", promising to spend time with her to buy, buy, buy, and guarantee that in the summer I will accompany her to the beach for vacation, and promise to give her a romantic celebration on her birthday... I said, if I were Colleen, I would have kicked you out.He said (vomit) I will marry a woman like you?

kaka: Wayne will break up with you :-D

ryangiggs: Wayne does he know you're tearing things apart :-D

ashleyyoung: he'll know :-d

……

The fans fainted from laughter, and Rooney was still pretending to be serious in the front, smearing Ander, saying that he is shameless and bragging, but the truth has been announced and recognized by his teammates.

[I just want to know if Boss Fat is still okay?Hahahahahahaha, since he made friends with Ander, he has been cheated all the way. ]

[Just say what's wrong!Ander likes to brag so that the whole world knows, and they didn't just meet today, and they still retch with such poor immunity, this kind of statement is much more reliable. ]

[Hahahaha, assuming that my husband really changed his surname, I am willing to marry, and there are not many girls who are more beautiful than him! ]

[Don't you ask Master Luo what he means? ]

[Luo Ye wished his surname could be changed. ]

[Ami, our Ami is the real girlfriend! ]

[Just don't mention her, it's none of her business! ]

It's a pity that Lord Luo didn't see this. The Spanish game has also started. Real Madrid is playing an away game against Getafe, and they are warming up right now.The rumored girlfriend saw it, but she refused!Of course not!If Ander's surname is changed, who will win the seven crowns for Manchester United?

D: you ask me?I don't agree :-D

……

……

Fuck, is this going to be made public?

Come on, don't be like this! Luo Tang, as promised, will push it all his life!

Damn sisters, I beg you, I will never blackmail you again, leave our husband!

Amelia's news is so good, she can't go to Madrid if she doesn't come out for a couple of laps, and there are always ignorant media who will write random reports. He mercilessly fed the fans a mouthful of glass scum, and he happily shared the news of Amelia: [Stop messing with you. ]

Luo Tang & Thang Ka and other CP fans: How do you fall in love with different genders? There is no good end for bg!Come back soon ah ah ah ah ah!

/(tot)/~~

Luo Er is actively warming up at Getafe's home court, why is he warming up even if his wife has run away with others!

When Rooney returned to the locker room after answering all the questions, he found that his teammates were very strange and did not dare to meet his eyes, so Leander looked at him and smiled.

"What did you do?"

Don't look at him, don't look at him, no.

"They all have such weird expressions, don't pretend, they're all exposed."

No, just ignore him.

Rooney glanced at them suspiciously. Could it be that he was being overwhelmed?He was dubious and went to pack his things, and a minute and a half passed by, my god! ! ! ! !

Lao Tzu answers questions in the front, and these idiots tear things down in the back.

My image of integrity and reliability was gone.

y: (━┳━_━┳━)

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ]

[Hahahaha x32, I can't do it, I'm going to die laughing! ]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I just want to know how Mr. Fat is feeling now. ]

[People betray relatives, souls are broken on the blue bridge, and they don't want to live anymore...]

[So sad/(tot)/~~]

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ]

This is not over yet. Colleen almost fainted from laughter after understanding the cause and effect. She didn't save face for her husband, shared and commented: [Don't worry, if my male god changes his surname, he won't marry you. ]

Zhang Er: That's right, if he changed his surname, of course he would marry me:-d

After the end of the No.20 Premier League round, the hot topic in the media was not Leander taking off his clothes to celebrate, but who he would marry if Leander’s surname was changed. There were quite a few people joining in the fun, and everyone’s reply was the same—marry me !

Because of ignorance to follow the trend, many stars couldn't go back home, their wives changed the locks, and there were kneeling keyboards, soccer balls, and everything. This is miserable enough, and Ander replied to them one by one.

Ramos: marry me :-d

——The annual salary is so low that you will die.

Marcelo: marry me :-D

——Afro heads are dead.

balotelli: marry me :-d

——The non-mainstream is dead.

Macy: marry me :-D

——Dou smashed to death and went.

Ronaldo: marry me :-d

——Old cows go to the dead side eating tender grass.

……

Whether you know him or not, you are following the trend. You can’t believe that marriage proposals are popular in football today, because Leander is too vicious, and the stars have many nicknames.

Ramos is crying, Lafayette Ramos, Ander said my salary is too low, should I raise it?

Lafayette originally wanted to beat him up, but after understanding the cause and effect, he called Mendes again. The price is easy to talk about, and the annual salary and bonus can be negotiated. How about bringing him here?I have never seen such a talent.

If Ronaldo's physique is to recruit gangsters.

Messi attracts mother and sister fans.

Liandel is making headlines every day, and he made headlines for no reason. This is too important for stars who need exposure. Although popularity cannot determine the results of the competition, it can affect the endorsement fee.Lafayette firmly believes that Liandel is the kind of star he needs, and his commercial value will explode, just like the number of goals.

There are also men with love in their hearts who are hard to say, they are all following suit, Aite's sweetheart or girlfriend: marry me :-d

If people refuse, I'm joking.

If you agree, I will go to get the certificate tomorrow.

Leander is a living legend. He is the only one who can make the whole football world propose together. That's not counting. He rejected the heart and soul of all the fans. Messi and Ronaldo came in line.

Although he is not a woman, his achievement has surpassed that of any beautiful woman, and he can be just as successful if his surname is changed.

Even Messi shook his head as he closed the door.

I always feel that if Liandel does not retire for a day, I will miss the Golden Globe Award. I hope it is an illusion.

Ronaldo also shook his head.

I always feel that the world's number one net worth is about to break.

……

What is the culprit doing when the football circle is bloody?He was on a plane, he went with Kaka and Fatty, they didn't report in advance because they wanted to surprise the birthday boy, so forget it, Rooney still sent a text message to say no, I just spend time with my wife, why bother? All the way to Madrid?

Ander didn't have a clear answer. Seeing him undressing to celebrate, he thought he would not come. Ronaldo was still thinking that he would not have a birthday party if he knew it earlier. It would be better if he sneaked to Manchester. He didn't think about Ander and Kaka lives together, and if they go there, they will definitely be exposed.

Ronaldo didn't know that they had already set off. He only knew that the news had just reported that the flight from Manchester to Madrid was hijacked halfway, all passengers were hostages, and the situation inside the cabin was unknown.

It's a good thing, it's a good thing they don't come.

Just when Ronaldo had this idea, he saw Colleen's Facebook message, saying that Wayne was on that flight, and she helped book the ticket, and he went to Madrid with Kaka and Ander saying it was a birthday party .

Hijacking an aircraft is rare, but generally there are only two possibilities:

First, the robbers have special requirements.

Second, suicide terrorist attacks.

The probability of successful rescue is not high, so forget it, the robbers are very likely to kill the other two first.

After Colleen's news came out, everyone was dumbfounded. They were still celebrating their victory just now. How could they be on the flight after they won the red and blue battle beautifully?

No, no, it is actually possible. Today is Ronaldo's birthday. If he holds a birthday party and invites his good friends in advance, there is a possibility that he will take this flight to go there.

The media is crazy, and England is crazy. Although they are not sure, they are all praying that nothing will happen. Rooney and Liandel are not only Manchester United players, but also the main core of the England national team.

The Internet was proposing a second ago, but now it has become a panic.

Can the airline make the list public? Are there any of them?

What demands did the robbers ask to satisfy him? Satisfy him first!

Hope it's all right, all right, if all three die together on the flight to Madrid, it's a huge loss for football and England can't afford it.

Ronaldo was in a daze for a long time, and after recovering, he drove to the airport.

Ander is so lucky, nothing will happen.

Wayne and Ricky will be fine, definitely not.

The airline posted a passenger list, and there were indeed three of them on it, that is, this flight. After there was clear evidence, news reports flooded the sky. Someone wanted to interview Ronaldo. Your friend is likely to confess because your life is in danger. How are you feeling at the height of [-] meters?

The media blocked his door and did not see Ronaldo. He went to the airport to pick up his friends and Ander to go home.

There are fans praying.

Some fans angrily swiped Ronaldo's homepage, why did you hold a birthday party?Why invite them?

There are more people who didn't follow up immediately, and were dumbfounded when they saw the news in a trance. Is this an April Fool's joke?Why did you fly to Madrid within a day of the game?Just this plane was hijacked?The joke is too bad, isn't it?

It was indeed a bad joke, a bad joke that almost scared the entire football circle to death.

After the hijacking signal came out, there was a long period of time when we could only lock the position of the plane and could not communicate with the above. About 45 minutes later, there was finally new news.

The danger is eliminated and it is safe.

The ground immediately asked what was going on, is this a joke?

Captain: tat

The hell knows what's going on.

According to a passenger who was lucky enough to witness it, the handsome guy was sleeping wearing a "$_$" blindfold, and he didn't wake up after making such a big noise. The two idiots were not afraid of death to provoke others, and they paid a heavy price for getting angry.

When he took off the blindfold and stood up, everyone recognized that it was Leander, the football supernova Leander.

It was also today that they understood that it is not easy to be a professional player these days, they are all superhuman.

Leander dodged the bullet, slammed the opponent's gun in the blink of an eye like lightning, and when it fell to the ground, he stomped it down, and the thing was deformed directly.After the two men's weapons were used up, they became meat on the chopping board. Rooney played the strength of a boxer and almost beat people into meatloaf. The captain had already been tied up. The bandits tied them up, and then rescued the flight attendants and sent out the safety signal.

The above is the whole process, because the robber was knocked unconscious by the twisted limbs, and now there is no way to ask questions, no one knows what the truth is, the plane will arrive at Madrid International Airport on time, don't worry.

Headline news on February [-]th: Three Manchester United stars beat up the robbers and help all the passengers out of trouble.

The plane landed at Madrid Airport. After the passengers got out, they were surrounded by the media. I hope they can describe the incident in detail. Liandel, Kaka and Rooney came out later, and when they came out, they saw Ronaldo who came to pick them up.

They didn't accept any interviews, and went directly to Ronaldo's villa. The journey was not very good. Ronaldo cared about the situation of his friends and asked them about the whole process. He almost finished talking at the door of the house. After entering, he said that there was Show Leander something, it was Mendes who put it here, let Dolores greet Kaka and Rooney and go upstairs.

In fact, they are very familiar with each other. I don’t know how many times they have met. They are not uncomfortable. Ander didn’t realize that there was going to be a tragedy later, so he asked what it was while going upstairs.

Ronaldo stood at the door and let him go in first, followed by him and locked the door.

"Wayne said that you dodged the robber's bullet, stomped his gun, and knocked him to the ground. Is it true?"

"It's not that mysterious, they're exaggerating."

Leander was still humble, and then he realized that there was a black shadow in front of him, his expression was wrong.

He was sitting on the edge of the bed and was about to move to the side, feeling that it was dangerous.Just dawdling for a while, he was pushed down on the bed by Ronaldo... stripping off his pants and spanking.

"You are really brave. You dare to mess around with a gun. You don't know the danger, don't you know if anyone will worry?"

Leander has been spanked by his father for countless times, but he has never been spanked, and his butt is still bare_(:3ゝ∠)_, he was going to turn his face, it was too much, even a boyfriend can't bear it.Hearing the other party's suppressed worry, he stopped and didn't struggle anymore.

In that case, it's dangerous if you don't resist. What's there to be afraid of two weak chickens?

Okay, okay, let's not talk.

I'll call you, don't be angry after the call.