Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

This is the final goal of the game, 5:6, Manchester United won the game.

The fans are still quite calm. In fact, both sides have made mistakes, and there are many regrets. The game itself is wonderful, and they all tried their best.I was about to leave the field when I came here, but these players didn't mean to go down the channel. The Blackburn team pressed Ter Stegen to the goal, let him face the net pocket, hug his head, and pouted his butt.

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Friends who watch the Bundesliga will understand in seconds that Ter Stegen's performance is actually good. He has made many wonderful saves, but that buttery hand is still a pit!The teammate's return pass was received like this, and there was no one else.

Because of this major mistake, his teammates decided to punish him by asking him to put his hands on his head and face the ball king's buttocks. The teammates went to the penalty spot to shoot, which should be said to be butt shot.

Originally, the camera was going to be cut, but because of this change, the TV station extended the broadcast time, and the camera focused on capturing Ter Stegen's butt, cut several angles, and let the audience in front of the TV see the expression of the little lion.

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The ball was placed on the penalty spot and Ibrahimovic was the first to stand up. 33 Novel Network

"Don't move. If you don't move, you will be kicked three times. If you move, you will be punished!"

The little lion wanted to imitate Leander, wow, but before he had time, Ibrahimovic made a move. If you didn't understand it before, you should understand it after seeing it.Ibrahimovic's kick hit the butt with precision, and the little lion stopped covering his head and covered it with his backhand.

Attack the goal and attack the goal!Also heavy artillery!

"Zlatan, you are too much, I quit!" As soon as he turned around, he received the eyes of his teammate Sensen, with swords and swords in his eyes, Ter Stegen swallowed, and said nothing more. good.

People say that Blackburn is good, so what!No human rights at all!

The goalkeeper is as important as the midfielder!Why is James the elder brother and he the younger brother?Not convinced! t^t

The dissatisfaction is only for a moment, because the second kick is coming soon, he is ready, he has pouted for three seconds, come quickly!Why not come?Don't you know that waiting for this process is the most tormented?

After holding back for another two seconds, Ter Stegen turned around. Podolski was about to kick, but at the critical moment he called a stop!

"I want to appoint my own candidate, I want James!"

Team: No!

James is the eldest brother, how can the eldest brother do it himself?Just watch the fun, brother!

Because everyone refused too decisively, Ter Stegen said again: "Then I want to be gentle!"

Do you think handsome people are kind?

Look at Leander, isn't he kind?

Everyone else had to settle for the next best thing, and he still had to satisfy his request. Podolski took the initiative to step aside and let Sven come. Sven has proved himself today, and he is not Sven! ! !

This kick was loud and windy, "Oh!"

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Ter Stegen squatted down and waited for the third person to come. He waited for about half a minute and kept urging him, okay?still not good?Ouch hurry up!Anyone who comes here should hurry up, you guys!

He finally waited for the third kick, and it turned out to be a cannonball!

Looking back--

bully!

Ibrahimovic personally pushed over Leander, who was smiling and watching the excitement, so that everyone could see the most powerful aim of the Premier League on the spot. They also caught two extra balls, three in a row, and Leander hit the ground with three consecutive kicks. Just like playing a game, select a target to aim and shoot.

"Crack" "crack" "crack"!

When the little lion turned around, his teammates laughed and lay on the ground, and Rooney was raising his hand: "Let me do it!"

The Red Devils' watching teammates are all ready to drag him down!

Stop it!Can you be the same as Andel?He played at Blackburn, and Giggs was about to hold him back. Leander took the initiative to hold him back: "Let Wayne go! He also knows that he has wasted so many opportunities, and wants us to care about and forgive him. It’s still very moving! Go ahead, go squat!”

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The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter when they saw the first kick out. They were going to criticize ter Stegen just now. If it weren't for his buttery hands, wouldn't they have won?Seeing that Ibrahimovic's kick went out and hit Ter Stegen's ass, everyone dubbed in their hearts: "Pa!"

After clapping, I burst out laughing.

[German players can play, laugh and cry! ]

[Let Ander give him a kick, his butt will be more upright after today, and he doesn't need to put anything on it. ]

[I just want to know why Ter Stegen came to Blackburn?Why is it always you who are unlucky? how old are you? ]

[Who said Ander! ! !Who are you to come out!I'll take a screenshot for the little lion and let him beat you to death! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, is the butt okay? ]

[c-_Is your ass okay? ]

Starting from here, starting from the Premier League, fans all over the world are lining up to care about Ter Stegen, and Blackburn is too ruthless, it hurts to see it!Do you still dare to treat him in the future?

Rooney hasn't been on yet, and the topic has already been heated up.

#ter Stegen How is your ass? #

#ter Stegen, do you still dare to butter your hands? #

At this moment, Ter Stegen was rescued by a change on the field. Rooney raised his hand first, then turned around and ran like crazy. Liandel showed the speed of a sprinter and chased after him. .

At 20 meters, Liandel hadn't started to move. At [-] meters, he started to run. He jumped out like a cheetah and ran towards the target at high speed. The distance between them decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye. Fans I'm not leaving either, just wait and see the show!

The fat man is still working!

He ran and yelled!

"Don't chase me! Don't chase me! I won't kiss you again! I don't like rough guys!"

"Ah, ah, don't chase me!"

"Give up on you!!!"

The famous saying is true, if you don't do it, you won't die.

The camera caught the details, and Leander's handsome face contorted momentarily after he finished yelling.convex

You fat man, run away!You keep running!If I don't beat you to death today, I won't have a surname!

Liandel sprinted even faster, and it took him two seconds to catch Rooney by the collar. He tugged at the collar of his back shirt, allowing Rooney to be dragged face-up at a 45-degree angle.

Drag it all the way back into the penalty area from the halftime there!

Rooney struggled at the beginning and spoke harshly, but when he found out that Liandel didn't like this, he wilted.

"Let go of me! Let go of me! Let go of me! Can't I squat?"

"I want human rights, I want dignity, let go!"

"I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm going to hit the goal post! Don't pull me, let me go!!!!"

Leander: =_=

With a blank expression on his face, he was about to drag back the dead fat man with his hands on his jersey and his face full of love, like a pig's feet dragging a dead pig.

After dragging it, he still looked at the fat man sitting on the ground with a half-smile and half-smile.

"It's up to you to squat down, or I'll find a pig for you to kiss, and forget it after kissing."

Even if you beat him to death, Leander is still holding grudges, he still remembers that kiss!He wants to settle accounts with Rooney!Kicking your ass is light!

Rooney was going to fight to the end with Leander for dignity.

He was going to be friends for two days to scare him, and he was scared when he heard this.

"I was wrong! Brother, I was wrong! Let me go!"

Rooney wanted to pretend to cry a few more times, but Leander just waited for him, so he got up and went to the door, just like Ter Stegen did just now, squatting down with his head in his arms.

The audience didn't know what happened at first, but the commentator recalled Leander's penny-pinching personality, and casually mentioned: "Is it because of the kiss before, Leander has always been a personality who takes care of the overall situation, and he won't clean up Rooney during the game." , it will be overturned after it is over."

Oh yes!

I was so nervous in the final stage that I almost forgot about this!

Fans and friends who were still sympathizing with Rooney just now understood immediately. Andy Gray said indignantly: "Old friend, if you kiss me like Rooney, I will kill you even during the live broadcast!"

"I won't kiss you!" The ugly fat man! →_→

Kay was two and a half years old at this time, he could walk on his own, even on tiptoes, he would play football with his father, although his thinking was immature, he already had his own ideas, he knew what he liked and what he didn’t like, he could call out The names of parents, mothers and those people who often meet, he didn't understand why his father was dragged away by Ander, but after hearing Colleen's explanation, he laughed very happily, and began to hiccup while smiling.

"Haha kick his ass! Kick daddy!"

While he was entertaining himself on the sofa, Colleen calmly took a close-up photo of her husband, found a photo of her son acting like her and posted it on Facebook.

y (Koleen): Last time when my son didn't eat well, Wayne punished him to squat, put his hands on his head and squatted. He happened to be wearing a small jersey at the time. Although I felt very sorry for our Kai, I still took a picture.Tutututu

As soon as the photo was released, there were two potatoes, big and small. Kay was squatting in a corner at first, and Rooney was standing in front of the door with his head in his arms. Not only did they have the same hair shape, but they even had the same unloved expressions.

The first two photos are like this, the third and fourth photos are Kai smiling faintly on the sofa, one front and one back, his exaggerated expression can be seen from the front, and the TV screen can be seen from the back.

It's too hard to be a mother, live broadcast to demolish husband and son's station!Also take pictures!

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ]

[Hahahaha I feel sorry for Mr. Fat, not only did your son and your wife not speak up for justice and anger at Leander, but they also demolished the stage and swelled up? ]

[I already know President Fatty's status in the family, he's not as tall as Leander. ]

[This wife is too!If it's my wife, I won't deal with her!Demolition is also addictive! ]

[It’s better than my husband being addicted to prostitutes=3=]

[Don’t mention the old things once they’ve been changed, this is the spirit of entertainment, understand?Although you use English, I don't think you are British!And what is it to lose a streak and lose a bet? This is national temperament. ]

[Although I know the meaning of the above, but I still want to say that I only know today that the national temperament of the United Kingdom is dismantling!I thought the sun never set! ]

[Hahahahahahaha don't do this, you can't marry this kind of wife if you want to, and you're not Rooney, you're just a poor guy, just like me ︿(￣︶￣)︿]

Do you think this is over?

There is a follow-up to this!

Colleen also released photos taken when Liandel came to their house as a guest, and she also expressed her inner doubts: I know why fans all over the world like him, because he is handsome!But I don't understand why the baby likes him too, from Chris in the robot family, to Luca in Ricardo, to Kai in our family, they are all the same. Looking at him Andel is like a dog seeing a meaty bone.

The photo she posted was of the two playing ball in the courtyard of their home, with Kay squatting next to Andel; the whole family watched TV together, and Kay crawled and crawled into Leander's pocket.

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Enthusiastic netizens helped her solve this problem.

[Because in the baby's heart, dad is the most powerful, a great hero, and only Ultraman can defeat dad!Leander is this Ultraman! ]

[Upstairs you are too fast, I also want to say that this proves that Ander is the most handsome, this is a society that looks at faces! ]

As soon as Colleen's side was over, and the other side was almost over, Leander just kicked it casually and it didn't make any sense.After the players went down the aisle, the fans slowly left the field, and the live camera was cut off. After about 10 minutes, some fans released a video, "Rooney" with a sack on his head was beaten, the action was so big, he was beaten The one on the other side kept rolling on the ground, saying "I was wrong", "I will never kiss the goddess again", "The goddess belongs to the whole world" while rolling!

Being the same height and body shape as Rooney, it caused an uproar after it was released.

The fans who said they were going to kill him just now were saying that it was too ruthless!

Although he is a bit cheap, he can't do this!

Colleen knew at a glance that it wasn't her husband. Wayne's voice was different, and the details were different.Although she knew it, she didn't waste this opportunity to let her husband make headlines for free. She didn't say anything, she put her son down in a room covered with soft carpets and piled with toys, and went to the kitchen to make food for her husband. .

It took at most an hour to come back from Blackburn, even if the post-match press conference was included, it was not too long. Nine or 10 minutes of exhaustion would not make him hungry.

While queuing up outside the field to complain to Rooney, Ferguson took Leander to the post-match press conference. He was the best performer in this game, and also the one with the most topics and feelings.

This time is different from the past. The reporter did not ask Ferguson to evaluate the opponents and their performance, but asked Liandel how Blackburn is now.

Leander laughed: "If the team was so good half a year ago, maybe I would have stayed here against all odds. Now Blackburn is great, even exceeding my expectations. Seriously, in winter When I saw the transfer list, I thought they would be reborn and become completely different. It was only when I met face to face that I realized that their ability was stronger than I thought. In the past three or four months, even young players have made great progress, and now they are able to play their own role. Take the lead."

The reporter also knew the situation at that time. It was not whether the players wanted to stay or not.

"Before the start of this game, I interviewed their captain, Thiago Silva, who is down-to-earth and never bragging, and asked him what his goals are for this season? He said that he is the top four in the Premier League and strives for the Champions League qualification. I asked again What if he meets Barcelona again? He said that he will let his opponents see what level Blackburn is now, what level do you think? How strong is it? Can you compete against Barcelona?"

Does this still need to be said? "The offensive end is not inferior to Barcelona, ​​and the defense needs to be strengthened."

Originally, the offensive power of this lineup can be said to not be lost to any team. The defensive players seem to have misplaced their skills, and they are all advancing forward. Their motivation has moved the world.Thiago Silva is the most down-to-earth, because of the responsibility of the captain, and because of his personality, but Thiago Silva alone can't even hold a star-eating team like Manchester United. On the whole, you can't defend so much by yourself. If you want to do Barcelona, ​​you have to get two more iron guards, otherwise it is empty talk.

It doesn't need to be said too clearly, their coach knows it well.

"We know that Manchester City also won this round, and there are seven rounds to come. The advantage between you and No.2 is [-] points. Whether you can win the championship early depends on the next two rounds. If Manchester City wins the next round, you On the premise of winning the next round, at least draw in the next round; if Manchester City draws or loses in the next round, if it goes well, they can win the championship six rounds in advance, which one do you think? Are you confident?"

"I believe that Professor Wenger will let them know how great it is! I also believe that Manchester United can win Queen's Park, and the trophy can be engraved with the name and shipped to Manchester first."

Manchester United's opponent in the next round is Queens Park Rangers, who have just been promoted from the Championship.

Manchester City will go to the Emirates Stadium to challenge Arsenal.

In this comparison, Manchester United has a great chance of winning the championship early. Even if Professor Wenger doesn't want to recommend the Red Devils, he has to think about himself. They are not even safe in the top four, and they will definitely fight in the final stage of the league.

Even if other leagues win the championship early, they will not award the awards immediately. They have to wait until the final round. The Premier League is not. When will the Premier League win the awards and when will they be awarded?

Seven crowns is the best wish, and the Red Devils team is trying their best to make this wish a reality.

Starting from Liandel, Ferguson and O'Neill were also asked later. After finishing the business, the media asked Rooney about kissing him, what was going on at the time, and what was his mood.

Hehehe, I want to kill him!

It's easy for you to kiss, go and explain to the old man in Madrid!go!

No matter how difficult the game is, at least the heart is not tired. After going home in this situation today, it will definitely be bad. My husband will take the opportunity to make a request. He didn't wave his hand to pass this noble feeling...