Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Ronaldo didn't talk much about this unexpected situation. It was very unexpected, and of course he didn't mean to let it go easily. It means that it is inconvenient to do anything across thousands of mountains and rivers. This account will be credited to the Champions League finals.Leander's brain circuit has always been different from that of others. If it is someone else, he must at least make up his mind whether he will press the crossed circle in the player channel. He directly thought of the cruel things he did to Rooney, and felt that Ronaldo was going to Under the watchful eyes of tens of millions of spectators around the world, let him crouch in front of the goal with his head in his arms...

"This is too cruel, I don't accept it!"

Leander opened his mouth to protest, and Ronaldo laughed as soon as he heard it. He didn't answer immediately, but smiled and waited for him to continue talking.Leander waited for seven or eight seconds and there was no movement, so he asked slowly: "Don't kick my ass in front of the world fans, shame on you."

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Who Said To Kick Your Ass?

I have always thought that a daughter-in-law is different from ordinary people, but today I discovered such a big difference.

Ronaldo thought for a while and said, "What do you think if you don't kick your ass?"

This is to take advantage of the opportunity to take advantage of the snake!

The pig brain on the other end of the phone thought for a while and said, "Anyway, we can't be ashamed publicly!"

After finishing speaking, he added: "No kicking and no spanking!"

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The bull-headed and horse-mouthed conversation is finally over, and the other party promised not to beat him, and we will talk about it when the time comes, see you in Munich at the end of May!

Leander snorted when he hung up the phone.

We must be going to Munich, you don’t know, Bayern Munich will fight for this chance at home. It’s a great feeling to win the Champions League at home. So, who can win the semi-final match between Real Madrid and Bayern Who can guarantee it?Oh, I shouldn't say that, who can guarantee whether they can reach the semi-finals xd

Thinking of this, Liandel secretly posted on the post, posted a message asking Bayern Munich to cheer up, and then devoted himself to the game against qpr.

qpr, or Queens Park Rangers, was promoted from the English Championship last season. They have made a lot of preparations for the Premier League. Of course, the investment cannot be compared with that of Chelsea or Manchester City. There are still 3000 to [-] million, and they also dug two from Blackburn. It is a pity that they are all injured, and old friends cannot meet.

Of course, Queen's Park also has their characteristics. Ferguson didn't mention it in particular. It was because of the relatively large difference in strength, and the opponent's characteristics were not so prominent. They were basically heroic.

Moreover, because Manchester United still has the FA Cup semi-finals and the second round against Barcelona after this game, the schedule is relatively heavy, and the league championship will be a matter of time. For the sake of the overall situation, Ferguson has no intention of sending Kaka and Leander. QPR is in the lower reaches of the Premier League. Although there are still two players away from the relegation zone, they must plan ahead. They will definitely try their best to fight for every game, even if it is against the leaders. This game may be fired. Ferguson is right to have such concerns .

For Liandel, what he pursues is not to play more games. It would be best if he can save trouble and win the championship. And... let these people start all the time. There are opinions in the team. Welbeck sat too much on the bench. For a long time, Nani's brilliance was also somewhat suppressed by Kaka. They also needed to show themselves, although the opponent was not a wealthy family, and they were even promoted from the British Championship. One such game counted as one.

Leander had no objection to this decision. He had a haircut with Kaka, because he was going to win the trophy today, so there was nothing wrong with making himself handsome. Before the toss, Leander asked Sir Alex if he really wanted to start him?Really?After getting an affirmative answer, he calmed down and tidied up boldly.

Forget it in normal times, the Premier League awards must be photographed, and it would be best not to play this game!

Once they were posed and emerged, Rooney stared dumbfounded at his mohawk, not the Beckham style, but the flipped-back curls so popular among male models.His light golden hair is very beautiful after being groomed. Although his face is not powdered, it is especially clean. Let alone standing with his teammates, standing with Kaka should be finer. His facial features are not comparable. After all, the two have different styles, and Leander stands out a lot from the skin and details.

Because when Beckham made the mohawk, he was very careful in order to surprise the fans. This kind of care used in other places made Ferguson very unhappy. He felt that the players were not focused enough on football. Grandpa called and asked if he really wasn't starting?If the game doesn't crash, don't you have to play?After clearing the landmines, he said that Jorge asked him and Kaka to pack up properly. After the game, it would be cool to set up a stage to present awards. He asked Sir Alex Ferguson if he could come back after getting dressed before the assembly...

It is always right to play first and then kill. If he appeared directly in front of Ferguson, this golden retriever, which is said to be insured, might not be able to keep it.

Because Liandel asked very carefully and especially asked for his opinion, Ferguson can still understand this kind of thing.Knowing that he is unreliable, he is the kind of person who is very focused on the field and doesn't know where to fly when he leaves the training field.Think carefully about the impact of having a hairstyle?It's not a ring on the mouth or belly button.Ferguson nodded, and when Rooney saw Liandel, his mouth looked like this→0

, The feeling of being stunned.

"What have you been doing?"

"Come down this golden hair quickly, and don't let the lord see it!"

"What kind of madness is this?"

Rooney reached out for help, but Leander calmly waved him away.

"Don't touch it randomly, do you know how much this end is worth?"

"Grandmaster said that I don't need to play in this game, let me put on a good look and wait for the awards! Let's work hard, you guys!"

_(:3ゝ∠)_

Fuck, he is his own. Rooney feels that he was picked up from the trash. Although they all transferred to Manchester United from other teams, the treatment is too bad!

"I also want to clean up and wait for the awards! I want to strike! I quit!"

Leander just wanted to say that you don't have many hairs on your head, it's still shallow, not to mention being blown by the wind while running, even if you stretch out your hand to shave it, it won't change your shape, and you still need to do styling?Make it bald?

Before he could say anything, Sir Alex came over from behind Rooney.

"Negative training affects the state of teammates, three days' salary is deducted, and we are all ready to fight for the championship today!"

Ferguson just needs to win. He still has a lot of confidence in this game. It is his old friend Wenger who is sad.Arsenal are the ones who are neither happy to win nor happy to lose.

If they win, it will be equivalent to guaranteeing Manchester United to win the championship. Although there is no suspense about this year's championship, there are still two feelings about whether it is in the hands of others or in their own hands.If they lose, Chelsea and Tottenham will be in the front and back, very close to the Gunners in points, and Blackburn is also eyeing. Manchester United can wait for another round, and if they lose, they will lose.Jin thought that at this stage, every round could determine life and death, and he should do his best without leaving any regrets.

One or two hours before the start of the game, the media will also interview the coaches and players of both sides, asking them how confident and prepared they are for the game. Today is no exception. Ferguson looks very energetic. You can tell from his body that this is He came to hold the cup... As for Wenger, it is not hot now, he is wearing a three-piece suit and a big red tie. When asked what he thinks about this game, whether he wants to win or lose, Wenger remains calm The answer said: "We are always chasing victory and will do our best to win the game."

"As long as Manchester United wins QPR, you can tie or win to send them to the throne and win this year's Premier League championship. What do you think about this?"

After all, Wenger is also an old man. He didn't mention himself, but directly named Manchester United.

"Who knows if they can win? No Premier League team should be underestimated."

Well, at critical moments, take care of yourself first, I understand!

Not to mention reporters, even the commentary on the live broadcast platform has nothing to say about the game itself. Even if Liandel and Kaka are not on the scene, objectively speaking, Manchester United's lineup is completely abused by Queen's Park.In a football match, strength is very important, but it cannot determine the outcome. The match itself is suspenseful, but being a guest at Queen's Park in Dream Theater is not worth bragging about.

Manchester United is the top class in the Premier League. They have won the English League Cup, entered the semi-finals of the FA Cup, and met Barcelona in the quarter-finals of the Champions League... They have not yet suffered a tragic defeat. This is a very good state , the point is that this is the home court, because today is very likely to win the trophy, the award presenters have already arrived, Old Trafford is full, and there are also crowds of people outside the stadium. After clinking glasses, everyone gets excited... The world and everyone are facing the home team, Queen How can Park Rangers live up to the expectations of teams like Manchester City and Chelsea?The probability of counterattacking the Red Devils is too low.

From the time the bus arrived at the stadium, the commentator was analyzing the situation in the Premier League.

The players began to warm up. They were analyzing the chances of the Red Devils winning the seven crowns, and then talking about the next game.

Everyone was ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss

Wherever he went, he looked like he was on a catwalk, so handsome.

Seeing Kaka, ouch, I'm going, are you really planning to hold a cup?Aren't you afraid of messing up your hairstyle during the game?

No one will analyze the possibility of being overthrown by the Red Devils at home. If today is Queen's Park home, the commentator still has to give face, but unfortunately not.

"Speaking of which, it seems that a representative has been elected in Spain. On behalf of everyone, he kissed Liandel but came back to write an analysis report. Messi refused very simply. He strongly recommended Ronaldo. Everyone disagreed, saying c Luo has already kissed me, and I don’t agree, it’s better to let me do this kind of thing! Don’t talk about the report, I will write my autobiography after the kiss, "Talk about my experience of kissing the husband of all the fans", "This is how people are "Bent"..."

He teased enough before he said, oh, just kidding.