Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

This trophy is also cold enough, Leander almost couldn't help complaining, thinking that it belonged to the public, he swallowed the words again.

Because he couldn't hold back anymore, he squeezed Rooney next to him and called him back from his extreme excitement: "I said, didn't the higher-ups prepare something for us? There is only one trophy for playing so hard? How do we divide it? "

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When he heard this, Rooney suddenly got to the point, and he asked in a gentle tone as much as possible: "You don't think these trophies can be kept forever, do you? Do you still want points?"

He originally wanted to add how did you get into football?Are you an idiot?This is common sense! ! !

If the Chinese fans are here, they can help him translate. In a simpler language, it is: Damn mentally retarded.

Leander was a little bit bad again, he felt that a door was about to open, and opening this door would do him no good at all, and sure enough, Rooney spoke again.

"Not to mention the FA Cup, the Champions League trophy is the same. Before 09, if you won three consecutive championships or accumulated five championships, you could have a permanent Big Ears Cup. Now there are no more, and they are all replicas."

What the hell! ! ! ! !

"Why? It's unscientific!" Liandel almost rolled over, and Rooney gave him a disgusted look, "It's because there are too many people like you. The symbol of world football hegemony used to be the Golden Goddess Cup. In the four-year competition, whoever wins the Gold Cup three times will belong to him forever. This is the highest honor of the country. In the 1970 World Cup in Mexico, Brazil won the championship for the third time. It was stolen and sold for gold after being melted down, because of this incident, the trophies that can be preserved forever are almost replicas, and will not give you pure gold, the former Golden Goddess Cup is now the Hercules Cup."

No wonder it was stolen, because the Remit Goddess Cup is also the Golden Goddess Cup. It is made of pure gold. It is [-] centimeters high and weighs [-] grams. Including the base, it is a total of [-] kilograms. It may not be so impressive now. I was greedy, I didn't know how much I was drooling at that time.

When Leander heard this, it was completely bad. On the awards stage, when everyone was laughing and toasting, he felt so sad that he was about to cry. Luckily, Rooney reacted quickly and pinched him. .

"what's wrong with you?"

"These trophies are originally a symbol of honor. There is actually no difference between the replica and the real one. You don't really want to sell them, do you?"

Leander just wanted to spray him in the face, what do you know?

My ultimate dream to enter football is the Hercules Cup!Can you tell me such sad news?

The live broadcast captured Leander, squatting on the awarding table to plant mushrooms, his expression was worse than that of his dead wife, Sir Alex also found something was wrong here and asked what was going on, Rooney was stared at by so many eyes, goosebumps The pimples were about to rise, but the ancestor of Leander was not affected at all, and was still in grief.

"Wayne, tell me! What's going on? What happened to Ander?"

"...It's a long story."

"So to cut a long story short, come on, what's going on?"

Rooney organized his language a little bit, and then said the matter very fast: "Leander despises the FA for being too stingy, saying that this trophy is very mixed. I said it is fluid anyway, and his meaning is not in the trophy. itself, and then he became like this.”

Although he has tried his best to beautify it, but it was not successful, Leander looked at Ferguson pitifully with a whimper: "Wayne told me that even if we won the Big Ears Cup and the Hercules Cup, they are not ours, and the trophies must be passed on. Even if it meets the conditions of permanent preservation, it is still a fake, isn’t it?”

It's not so absolute, but it's almost like this, but because I know Leander Ferguson, I dare not nod.

Giggs put his shoulders on his shoulders and said: "After winning the championship, your net worth and endorsement fees will soar. You can buy as much gold as you want..."

So it is indeed like Rooney said, from the FA, UEFA to FIFA are all so stingy?

"Too stingy!"

"I want to protest. This is a blow to the enthusiasm of the players. If I don't give pure gold, I will retire! I won't play!"

"My gold cup! Give me the gold cup!"

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Because this is a great moment, the president of the FA...actually, it was just Prince William, who is not very in charge, to present the award to the Red Devils in person. He was about to take a photo with everyone, but found that the atmosphere was not right. Retirement, the first reaction is to retire, don't abuse us Vera, think about it carefully, it's not right!

"What will you do if you retire from the European Cup and World Cup?"

"I won't do it if I don't make a fool out of it, you want to do it!"

The question was asked by Prince William, and Leander squatted on the ground without even raising his head before answering him. He thought that the European Golden Boy Award was the worst, but it turned out not at all!

Liandel won't be cheated in the Champions League final like this.

This was the first thing the Manchester United team thought of, followed by Leander's fierce look at Prince William.

He is so brave!

Anyone dares to spray!

Don't even look up to see who it is!

What surprised his teammates the most was that Prince William didn't fire at Manchester United to ask Ferguson to discipline the players, but started a journey to coax the mentally retarded.

"We can't make decisions about UEFA and FIFA. How about this, I will make suggestions when I go back, and fix the relevant clauses, so that you have the opportunity to fight for the permanently sealed trophy."

It would have been okay if it had been like this earlier, now Leander has made an inch of it, "Then it won't be given to me."

If it weren't for the fear that he would put down the burden, Prince William would have to work so hard?

This man, as long as he is capable, he can eat you to death in minutes, he doesn't even have a way to threaten him, his parents have already been taken care of by his parents, he has no girlfriend, no marriage, no children... Naked and alone , is he afraid of you?

Prince William thought for a while and said: "The trophy is originally given to the club, even I can't give you one directly."

Leander: →_→

It's really boring for you to be an official. You're still the president. Where can you see the president's aura?

Because Leander ignored him, Prince William resorted to a trick: "That's good, our royal family will add an award, as long as you can help the national team win the European Cup and the World Cup, I will send you a Hercules Cup And a gold cup three times bigger than you can lift."

The saliva of these English local players in Manchester United's first team is about to drip, tick tick.

Rooney directly lowered his face and asked, "What about us?"

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Only then did Prince William discover a loophole in his words, and patched it up again: "On the basis of meeting this condition, you must score more than [-] goals in the official matches of the two events, and the number of goals will not be counted cumulatively."

Damn this is obviously something to coax Leander!

A bad check?

The double championship is okay, the number of goals does not accumulate. It means that if you want to win the championship in two consecutive tournaments, the total number of goals in this official game will exceed [-]. Rooney wants to say that if Liandel can do it, he Just eat the gold cup!Prince William is smart, he obviously dropped a gold coin in front of Leander, hooking him forward.

The eyes of someone who was still sluggish just now were full of gold, so golden that he was about to be blinded. He hugged Prince William who came to solve the problem and kissed him on the face.

Ferguson really wanted to throw him back, so the live broadcast camera was aimed at him and kept filming, I didn't realize it at all!

Thinking of the golden cup that was three times bigger than the Hercules Cup, Leander salivated.

He also elbowed the fat man who was feeling ashamed.

"How much is the Hercules Cup?"

"Almost five kilograms of pure gold with two rings of malachite."

"Three times more is one Hercules Cup plus three more, 11 kilograms, right!" Leander can only calculate clearly when others owe him, and he doesn't know what [-] is equal to when he pays.

Rooney is really ashamed. Since he got to know Liandel, he has indeed made more money, but why?Why does it always make headlines in this way?Way to make people laugh!

Mom, what do you say?

I really want to break up with Leander!

After he was excited, he wanted to say that he would not retire for the time being, the national team worked hard, and the Champions League applied for a break!Before he could say anything, he was blocked back by the Sir. You can cheat Prince William, and you want to cheat me!

"If you don't perform well at the club, you won't have a chance to play for the national team. If you don't mention all the games, you won't be able to score [-] goals."

Leander clenched his right fist and lightly beat his left palm.

"Yeah, I didn't even think about it, Sir, you are so kind!"

The idiot Rooney also reminded that when he was sluggish last time, the fans agreed that if he could win the seven crowns, he would give him a gold cup, and donate the gold jewelry to Liandel for the gold cup!

Thought they were joking, is it true?

That's great!

Fight with Real Madrid!

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Even if you beat Florentino to death, he would never have imagined that the player who wants to buy back after he wants to die is actually thinking about what to do with Real Madrid. He is also going to invite Jorge Mendes to dinner twice. Let’s have a good talk. Can it work.

The process of Liandel playing tricks was watched by the fans completely.

At first, I didn't understand what was going on with him, and then someone had a flash of inspiration.

[Could it be because of the trophy?Look at the shape and color of the FA Cup, it shouldn't be the type that Ander appreciates! ]

[That's right, I almost forgot about this, so he is once again in the low ebb of his career, right?After winning the FA Cup, because of dissatisfaction with the trophy! ]

[It shouldn't be so outrageous...]

[You have to know that the ideas of geniuses are often different from ordinary people. Leander is so good at playing football, he is almost an all-around king. Can this kind of monstrous behavior be the same as yours? ]

[Look at the prince!Prince passed!It seems to be talking to him!Damn it has been said so many times not to just show the camera, but also to have the sound, otherwise who would know what they are doing. ]

[It seems that the problem is a bit serious...]

The fans really didn't understand. At first, Prince William and Leander talked indifferently, and then he kissed his face suddenly. This idiot also showed the expression of seeing the chicken legs, and he was drooling seeing him like that.

What did Prince William say to him?

Introduce him to endorse KFC?

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Fans' speculation is endless, the award ceremony has not yet been fully concluded, people have not yet returned to the locker room, rumors are already flying everywhere.

Said that Leander was dissatisfied with the shape of the trophy and protested at the awards ceremony!

Said that Liandel was dissatisfied with being replaced in the second half and demonstrated in this way.

There are all kinds of things, or the bbc's inspiration. They interviewed Prince William and asked about it.

Prince William inadvertently blackmailed Leander: "Andre was discussing with Rooney that the trophy should be divided among everyone. He wants the heaviest part."

The reporter almost blurted out: base?

Fortunately, I held back.

Prince William continued: "It seemed like a huge blow to him to learn that trophies are liquid, and I told him that the royal family has a lot of individual awards that can be kept forever and then..."

That's really nice to hear. I don't know if someone secretly videotaped it?

Ashley Young arranged for people to sit in the first row. After winning the championship, he picked up the equipment nearby. He had a mobile phone for a group photo, and a champion hat and scarf... Because he was usually cheated too much by Leander, when he encountered this For such a rare scene, he secretly turned on the camera function, took a photo of the whole process inadvertently, and uploaded it to his personal homepage.

ashleyyoung (Ashley Young): Secretly tell you the truth on the award stage|truth video

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It’s really a good friend of the Premier League and a good partner of Manchester United. Ashley Young sold Leander completely. He thought their friendship was about to come to an end. He didn’t expect Leander to share and circle Prince William so that he would not Repudiation, and said to fight.

Fans: City people really know how to play.

Leander is like a living treasure of a generation, because the FA Cup, Big Ears Cup, and Hercules Cup are all displayed for the champions, and they will be returned next time, so he is sad and crying to retire. Fans who are slightly better at mathematics will forget it for him Let me tell you, how much gold is in a trophy, how much is a gram of gold, and the conclusion is that you can win many trophies with a monthly salary. What is he planning?

[I told you all, this is the difference between a genius and a mortal! ]

[I was planning to go to Tuban to win the triple crown, but I was so discouraged by laughing. ]

[Prince William is suffering, we are all ready to sharpen our knives and fight against the big powers to grab the championship from Spain, Portugal, Germany, France, Italy and other strong teams, why do you want to retire?Are you kidding me? ]

[Hahahahahahaha, I wanted to kill Prince William, but the goddess took the initiative to kiss him!Do you take the initiative?After watching the video, I can only sympathize, very sympathetic. ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, you endured humiliation for the sake of English football! ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, I finally found a high-sounding statement, and it was exposed without any precaution. ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, if it is someone else, I think it is not easy to meet the conditions, our goddess must have a chance!Seeing his momentum, who can stop it? ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, he is not on the same level as the Sir, Ginger is still old and hot, I recalled the trash can incident before, the Sir ate this idiot to death! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, one thing comes down to one thing, the bottom of the food chain is like Prince William, but he is not the worst, I think he will be cleaned up again when he becomes fat again, this is really good fire! ]

[Ander should thank him, otherwise he would not know the bad news until he won the Hercules Cup, it would be horrible, and there are at least [-] catties of gold beckoning to him now. ]

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why?

After watching such shameless behavior, only hahahaha remained.

Really convinced!

Retiring on the podium, Nima has only played for less than two years and he is going to retire, is it funny?

Anyway, the individual awards that can be won are almost the same, why can't I retire?Many players who played until the age of 40 are not as good as him.