Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Leander happily joined the team celebrating the Triple Crown, took photos with the seniors who came to watch the game, and responded to the support of the fans, and Rooney settled the score for him when they took a turn.

"I don't know how you can be happy. It is impossible to score [-] goals in the two consecutive World Cup and European Cup finals, and it is impossible to win all of them... Are you sure you know the format of the competition?"

It’s no wonder he knows it. He’s only seen one World Cup final in two years, which is Spain and the Netherlands. He doesn’t understand the stage from 32 eliminations to the last two. After all, it’s not bad for him to face anyone. Listen to the coach. The arrangement is enough, even when learning the tricks, instead of watching the whole game, you can directly find the video highlights.

This is where the tragedy begins.

Even the championship is a double-round knockout match. Even the semi-finals have to play two rounds, all of which add up to a total of thirteen games.The World Cup and the European Cup group stage are two rounds, going forward is a decisive battle. To win the World Cup, you only need to win the aura. Because the European Cup has fewer teams entering the final stage, there are only six games in total, a total of thirteen. .

In Liandel's heart, it is difficult to achieve a hundred goals in more than 20 games.It’s a fart to cut off half of the games, so he has to score 7.692307692307692... goals in every game to get back [-] kilograms of gold.

With Rooney's analysis, Liandel suffered a fatal blow.

At this time, he still had a little fantasy, untied his seat belt and stood up from his seat, lying on the backrest and looking back, behind him was the legendary Giggs: "Brother, let me ask you something, Wayne said the World Cup Is it true that you only need to play thirteen games with the European Cup double?"

"I haven't counted it, it should be about the same."

Giggs has never played in the World Cup, never. He was born in Cardiff, Wales, and joined the Welsh team. The closest Welsh came to the World Cup finals in history was in 1994, only one penalty, which was the closest. During the peak period, it was not as good as the next year.Ryan Giggs also pays attention to the World Cup, but he only goes to watch the football. In the British Isles, only England can enter the finals. Scotland and Wales are watching the excitement. He has never played, so why calculate how many games he will play?

Rough calculations should be about the same. As soon as Giggs made a decision, Leander sat back with a blank expression. His reaction today is familiar to the whole team, and they have seen it!That was the case after the Golden Boy Award, the game against Villa was sleepwalking.

Because Liandel can perform well in every game, the fans can't remember his classic performance, and they can remember the bad times. The draw is an eternal joke. I thought there would be no second time. No Thinking of seeing you today.

The Manchester United team has been very careful in the past two months, because at a critical stage of the season, every game is very important. They took good care of Liandel and kept him full of energy and radiant every day...you all know him There are only three obsessions in my heart: gold cup, money and food, which are actually easy to understand and coax.

Unexpectedly, Rooney went crazy.

What's the point of tearing it down, even if you can't hold back and can't wait until the Champions League is won?How much did Real Madrid pay you for such a cheating team?Are you ready to transfer after playing this year?

It was also at the airport, otherwise Rooney would have been beaten.

In one day, Leander suffered two fatal blows. He completely entered his own world and couldn't get out. He usually doesn't talk well. At this time, you can't wait for a response when you talk to him for a long time, and finally turned your head. The expression is At a loss, there is a feeling of confusion.

Because he was bullied too many times, Rooney rarely fought back, and he grabbed Leander's veins at once, and then he became like this. He wanted to laugh at first, but found that Leander was not joking at all, he was very serious. After despair, he panicked up.

Damn it, isn't it.

If he keeps this state for half a month, what will happen to the Champions League final?

It's fine if there is no Kaka, but if there is not even Liandel, how can we play?

Rooney has gone from a little panicked to very panicked.

"Hey, no, don't scare my legs like this!"

"Although the difficulty is relatively high, it is not completely impossible. Work hard, for [-] kilograms of gold!"

Leander: ...

On the way from London to Manchester, Rooney said nothing but failed to coax Liandel back. The local fans who were fully armed and took the opportunity saw the embarrassing scene.

Leander is still so handsome and stylish, but he is just like the affectionate actor in the movie who lost his girlfriend, with big letters on his face: I am very sad, I don't want to live anymore, don't stop me!

The fans who were still shouting slogans were stunned for a moment, and the sound disappeared in that instant.

"What's going on here?"

"Mr. Fat, what did you do to our Ander? How could you be so cruel?"

"We agreed to be friends for the rest of our lives, but within a few days, we will end our friendship. People say that they stab each other in the ribs for brothers, and they stab brothers twice for women... I haven't seen why women are like this?"

"What's going on, let someone explain it!"

how to explain?

Do you want to tell the fans that Liandel, as the leader of the new generation of England, the representative star of English football, the absolute main force of the Three Lions, and the dominant striker of Manchester United, does he not know the competition system of the World Cup and the European Cup?

This is too embarrassing to say.

I don't know that the fans witnessed this tragic scene, and their media immediately took pictures and rushed to write reports and upload them on the Internet.

"Red Devils infighting, the seven crowns may come to naught"

Liandel suspected of moving to Real Madrid

The media felt that he had already negotiated a deal with the same team and was ready to sign, planned to release water before the Champions League final, and walk Real Madrid to win the cup... This report was rejected as soon as it was written, is it funny?If Manchester United can really stand on the top of Europe and achieve seven championships, their whole team will become a legend for future generations to look up to. Now they look up to class 92, and in 20 years they will look up to class 12.

This is still false, to be honest, the bonus of the seven championships is not enough. As a core player, the main force of the main force, his worth will definitely skyrocket, and there will be many wealthy families lining up to poach people. Not at this point.

I've never heard of anyone letting go for a transfer. If you really want to go to Real Madrid, there is an easier way. The Champions League abuses them, hurts people, and Florentino is willing to pay.

You are awesome to buy you!

[Intuition tells me that it may be related to Prince William that he became like this. Everyone is paying attention to the fact that it is three times bigger than the Hercules Cup. It seems that they have forgotten the harsh conditions. It is impossible to meet. Aliens will come. can't do it. ]

[Nearly eight goals in a single game, at least [-]% of the games the two teams did not add up to eight goals. ]

[So our Ander was tricked by Prince William?Not only cheating feelings, but also cheating a kiss, empty-handed white wolf mean? ]

[The prince of the British Empire is really unusual, he really doesn't worry about Leander feeling hopeless and remembering his retirement again? ]

[Hahahahahahaha, if it really becomes like this, Sir Sir will definitely stand up and scold people. ]

[How about interviewing Real Madrid fans first, what do they think? ]

……

how about it?

Of course keep it that way!

People say that Leander is the almighty king and has no shortcomings. Isn't this a shortcoming?It can't be stopped when it's awesome, and it can't stop the car when it's pitted.

Some unknown creatures got into the water army, that's what they said, Luo Daihua must have resorted to a beauty trick, and Leander had forgotten Jiangshan.

It sounds decent, but can the beauty trap really be used on so-and-so?

Real Madrid was in high spirits, but Ramos didn't casually retweet unreliable news reports, so he circled Leander: [How are you, goddess? ]

Leander, who remained silent, replied 15 minutes later.

Brain fans who want to retire_ld11:_(:3ゝ∠)_

In the two years since the bonus, he changed his id for the first time, from a fan of love and justice to a fan who wants to retire.Although only an emoji was posted, the new nickname says it all.

Only then did his good friends realize that the problem was a bit serious.

Someone circled Rooney, Kaka, Giggs, and Samba and asked them what was going on?Just now, I was happily celebrating the Triple Crown with the fans, and this is the time I took a plane. Can this teach robots to be human?Can you still play in the Champions League?

Of course, Rooney couldn't say that I took the opportunity to take revenge. After thinking about it, he changed a more appropriate way of saying it.

[Ander didn't carefully calculate the number of matches in the European Cup and World Cup. He just calculated it clearly on the plane. He probably thinks that a hundred goals only exist in dreams, and sadness comes from it...]

Needless to say so clearly also know.

Sure enough, every time Leander cheated, it was for those reasons. Just guessing any one would be quite accurate. Prince William just settled the trouble, and just now he was recommended to the headlines, and the second round is coming.

Previously: #感想Prince William#

Now it's: #姚姨姨娱管定你的grandson, he bullies people#

When the Queen of England heard about this, she couldn't stop laughing, and almost collapsed her image. Prince Harry went to tease his brother, yes!The whole world is looking for a way to attack Leander, how to defeat him, you just make him never want to play football again!

Harry's tricks, not only teased in person, but also through his personal homepage hahahaha.

[William brought a way to beat "God" to teams all over Europe and you laughed at him for trying so hard. ]

……

You can't die, baby.

It was nothing to do with Harry, but he got himself into it with a message.

Dear, have you forgotten that you are a British prince, is it appropriate to cheat your own people like this?Who will be responsible if you lose the European Cup and the Champions League if you play too big?

[Deliberately, the precipice is deliberate. Anyway, the European Cup is still early. First, let’s cheat Manchester United. It can be regarded as revenge.Think of Aston Villa, think of Arsenal! ]

[You mean the scheming dog of the British royal family?Got a grudge for a season, huh? ]

[These two are not miserable. If you say that the first tragedy that fell at the feet of Manchester United must be Newcastle, that is the tragedy in the world. ]

[on purpose!Definitely on purpose! ]

[The royal family bullies the civilians, don't give them a way to survive and kill them! ]

……

For a moment, William himself felt that he had done a heinous thing. Thinking about it carefully, it wasn't right!The trophies of major events are all fluid, and I have never seen Ronaldo and Messi fall into the trough of their careers because they really fell into the trough of their careers. So it is like this when it comes to Liandel?Now the fans' point of view is that he cheated Liandel, why do you think it seems to be the other way around?

Didn't this bastard make a fuss about retiring before he thought of a remedy, all for the sake of English football!

Prince William wanted to cry, but at this time Leander circled him.

Brain fans who want to retire_ld11: One hundred goals is too dishonest, so I won't let you bargain, how about a discount?

puff--

This scene is also very familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere.

Remember, it's a supermarket! ! !

He haggled with the shopping guide in the supermarket, and now he is haggling with Prince William. William was also amused, and replied, "Then you can give me a discount too, [-] kilograms is too much."

The fans were trying to praise William for his wit, when Leander came up with a trick.

Idiot fans who want to retire_ld11: Then I go to buy jeans and ask the seller to give you a discount. He can also remove two legs?Recklessly!

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Jeans sellers all over the UK stood up for him.

[Come to us, buy one get one free! ]

[We buy pants and get a full set! ]

[Come and wear whatever you want, no money required! ]

[I'll pay you a hundred dollars, begging you to come and wear the jeans! ]

……

Prince William is not feeling well again, his head is almost bald, he feels that he has fallen into a huge conspiracy, and the people of the whole country are united to trick him.At this time, Harry couldn't straighten his waist with laughter: "I think he should be awarded an annual comedy character award! The level of humor surpasses that of Mr. Bean!"

William: If you don't help me, you can find a way to watch the jokes, you are really a brother, you go! →_→

Not to mention his brother, his father almost couldn't stand it anymore.

Prince Charles especially cared about him on the phone. If he can’t spend so much, he can help him make up some. One hundred balls is indeed too dishonest. If this award is set, it means that it has not been set!

There are still quite a few design masters in the UK who are fans of Lyandel.

People comfort him on Facebook.

Don't cry, male god, if Prince William asks me to help design the trophy, I will embed you with a whole face of gems!

Count me in, I will give the whole particularly complicated one, so that he can't shrink it!

I also have a very expensive plan here.

Because this award originated from Ander, why not use him to model and imitate the statuette, we can count the strands of our hair, and it must be a big deal to make it lifelike.

……

No wonder the current products are getting more and more pitted, the designer is awesome!Capitalized awesome!

Prince William was already heartbroken, and this follow-up plot almost choked him to death.

"I designed it myself, I won't let these bastards help!"

Prince Harry gave his brother a special look.

yourself?

you sure?

Your words are all dog crawling, primary school student level, you can still design the shape of the trophy?

Because he felt that this was too hurtful, Harry didn't say it directly. He thought about it and chose the most tactful way possible: "Don't embarrass the royal family."

Ferguson is not worried, not only is he not worried, he hopes to paralyze his opponents. With Leander's personality, it is impossible to give up the seven championships. The fans are all raising gold for him to win the trophy.

Anyway, there is still half a month left, let him go and bring the whole Real Madrid team together, and it is best to lose the competitive state.Ferguson calmly listed several formations, and wanted to choose the most balanced one, which can be used to attack and defend, and it is easy to change formations.

Half a month, it seems that there is still a long time, but in fact, it will be here in the blink of an eye, and before the Champions League final, the Premier League will usher in the final match, the 38th round is No.13, Manchester United will challenge Sunderland away, and they have already won the trophy It doesn't make much sense, Ferguson completely handed over the game to Solskjaer, let him make arrangements, and he fully entered the rhythm of the Champions League.

Originally, there was still a goal to break the Premier League points record, and I expected it to exceed [-]. Although the last few rounds had draws and losses, the record was indeed broken, and the last round did not have too much special meaning, Sol Skia is also happy to have this opportunity. The feeling of leading the first team and the reserve team is completely different, although the opponent is only Sunderland.

Only Ferguson was calm. The media, reporters, players, and fans all surrounded Leander. The interaction between him and Prince William was wonderful every day.

Jorge Mendes is the one who died laughing.

Is this a new trick to grab the headlines?

He has been hanging on the homepages of major websites for several days. The news is like a serial novel. He has been tracking the follow-up. Leander bargained with Prince William during the day and comforted Ronaldo at night. It is rare for him to take the initiative to return to the object It was the bald man with a big pie face, which made the empress of the palace very dissatisfied. She was murderous during training, and after returning home, she was full of resentment. She went online and sprayed William in the face with a trumpet on.

What do you say, as long as the goddess wants my golden bed, I will give him a call!

Bald and stingy...