Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

The three days of waiting were simply tormenting. The fans lived like years, and the working group assigned by the BBC to do the post-production of the video was racing against time. They had to adjust the picture quality and add subtitles... There were too many things to do.The boss gave a death order and it had to be completed. They could only work in two shifts and dared not stop.

The time was short, but luckily everything went well, the TV station watched the video before it was broadcast, it was perfect!With good looks, gossip, hot spots, not to mention technical content, this video is unreasonable if it is not popular!

In order to let more people see, they will premiere at prime time, that is, after dinner, at 03:30 p.m. London time... This is hard for Asian fans. Taking China as an example, Beijing time is [-] hours earlier than London time, so you have to watch the live broadcast , Get up at [-]:[-] in the morning, the time to wake up is just right.Fortunately, they are all experienced players, and they get up too many times in the middle of the night to watch football. Although the BBC is cheating, it is not so difficult to accept.

Compared with whether they can get up from the bed, they are more worried about viewing channels and language problems.

Although English is the most widely spoken second language, Asians learn it vigorously. If you expect fans and friends with different levels of education to know what they are talking about by listening to or watching English subtitles, that is really overthinking.Some fans said on Lyander's Facebook homepage that they did not have an international channel, and asked if there was a recommended webcast window. Lyander put the advertisement and the address of the BBC webcast at the top of the homepage, reminding fans that it was broadcast in English. If you don't understand, don't worry, there will be a Chinese version after the premiere, and I will recommend it at that time.

These fans are seasoned veterans, and many events do not have broadcast rights in China, so what they listen to is English commentary.

After all, watching football is different from watching technical explanations.

As long as you know the ball, you don’t need other people’s commentary to watch the game. You can still enjoy it. If you don’t understand the teaching video, the problem is serious. Especially the lightning ball is quite difficult. The top stars of Real Madrid worked hard for several hours to barely complete the first stage. Not too high!It can be seen what a great trick this is!

In any competitive event, extremely difficult and gorgeous movements are always admired by people, even if the practicality is not high, it is good to learn to use it to pretend.

I heard that Ronaldo led the team to study all afternoon and still lost in the game, which makes people feel itchy.During the waiting time, the hunger of the fans reached its peak, and then it was released on the day of the premiere.

Ten minutes before the official start of the program, the BBC's ratings gradually increased, and by eight o'clock, it had already exploded.

Not to mention English-speaking countries, even if they are English-speaking countries, there are still a lot of people watching it. If they don’t understand, they can at least lick the screen. Fans say that they like this kind of program the most. few.

At the beginning of the program, the host of bbc walked in the Real Madrid training base. After the opening remarks, he gave a brief introduction to the Real Madrid club and the venue where the video was shot.When they walked into the venue, the fans found that ten stars were already waiting.

The ten people are the group of eight who actually studied, Leander who taught the skills, and Casillas who came to watch.

In addition, there are a few young men from the youth team who help to pick up the ball. They are the seedlings who are favored by the high-level, because Mourinho does not open up the onlookers to prevent the youth team players from learning too fancy things. These few took a lot of money Jin just smuggled here, and the reason is quite honest——

Don't let them help, but ask the BBC filming team to help pick up the ball?With their physical strength, they can pick up for three hours in a row?Just kidding!

Because of this, Mourinho compromised and satisfied their desire to worship idol male gods at close range.

The stars did a few simple warm-ups. During the warm-up time, the host conducted a simple interview. From here, the news broke one after another.

Ludwig said frankly that he came here mainly to help Liandel stand on the platform, and by the way contrast the excellence of his teammates.

This passage was emphatically marked. At the end of the video, everyone found that Ludwig had indeed completed his mission, but the result was a bit unexpected. He successfully brought out the incompetence of his teammates. After blowing a lot of baskets, finally: failure!fail!fail!

On the contrary, Ludwig, he took the lead without showing any signs of showing, compared with his paralyzed face and calm demeanor, he is really a master!

Because Ronaldo and others have formulated praise words, fans already know the grouping results before the video is broadcast. Although they know it, they still watch it with gusto.The shooting crews sent here were all seasoned veterans. They fully understood where the key points should be highlighted, and gave many close-ups during the group draw.

There was Ronaldo's desperate expression after Ludwig and Marcelo were spread out.

There was the look of Ramos kneeling on the turf and cramming before the final draw.

And after the grouping was over, Ludwig blatantly sneaked away from the opponent and kissed me with Kaka. His behavior successfully stimulated his teammates, but Ronaldo remained calm: "As far as his level is concerned, studying hard is also a fate of failure in the end. , why bother?"

Even the stars who participated in the filming were very curious about what could be done in the end. They watched the BBC live broadcast on time. Seeing this, Ronaldo was forked out by Ludwig and everyone ridiculed it.

Don't pretend to be aggressive, pretend to be struck by lightning.

Who is low level?Who is the fate of failure?

This flag stands!Someone's face is swollen!

Because it was still in the stage of nonsense, the fans watched it happily and relaxed. While licking the screen, they could spare no effort to browse the Facebook and Twitter forums, and have heated discussions with fellow fans who watched the show.

After the grouping was over, there was Leander's pretense special, probably because I was in it, I didn't feel it when I was shooting, and the video was so shocking!

At the beginning, the ten kicks had already broken the eyeballs all over the ground, and the seven stars were thrown out, and the fans went into a frenzy. The progress bar only went a short distance, and the ratings had already completed three consecutive explosions, reaching a terrifying number.

According to statistics, [-]% of fans in the UK are watching this show, and the rest are either working overtime or working in taxis and other jobs that leave early and return late all year round. Planning, canceling restaurant reservations, postponing appointments... When the statistics were announced, Chinese fans were stunned anyway. Britain is indeed the birthplace of modern football. Football is both a culture and a heritage for them.Many of them revolve around football in their lives. The topics they talk about with their friends are related to football. Whenever they have time, they go to watch football matches. After winning the European Cup, they were completely released.

The British side has the highest proportion of watching the video, and the Chinese side has the highest number of people watching the video... Fans on both sides are very proud.

While showing off the ratings announced by the BBC to others to prove how popular the gods and goddesses are, they frantically massacred the forum.

[I'm taking it!Really convinced!Every time I feel that I have reached the limit, Leander can prove that I am wrong in his way!This Qixing Lianzhu is the best way to pretend!Is there a swan song in football? ]

[If it's just connecting, it's nothing, as long as you contact many stars for a period of time, you can do it. The key is to practice lightning!Leander's trick is already difficult, and the trajectory of each ball has to be the same. It's a beast! ]

[I don’t know if you have noticed that the passing frequency of Kaka and Ludwig is actually not uniform. The ball goes out from Liandel’s feet, and the distance is the same. Did he control the time and control the strength according to the speed of the serve? Actually each ball has a different speed? ]

[It's like listening to a bible!My IQ really can't digest such a foreign style thing!Could you please put it simply? ]

[To put it simply, Leander installed a gun, this trick is too difficult! ]

……

There are many "knowledgeable players" on the forum, focusing on analysis skills and feasibility. Facebook, Twitter, ins and Weibo are more brain-dead, except for screaming and licking the screen. A large number of people kneel down to Leander!

[Ah, ah, goddess, please accept my knees!Goddess, you are so hot! ! ! ! ! ]

[I'm fucking still texting, I looked up, my phone crashed on the ground and the screen shattered into scum tat, damn it's so handsome!Damn it! ! ! ]

[Boyfriend also plays football, he just told me that when he learns to give me a long face!As a result, the teaching has not yet started, and he has lost confidence!They all play football, why is the gap so big? ]

[Sisters, think about it, Leander is the husband of the whole world, and your boyfriend is only yours, can the gap be small? ]

[My long hair is all over the floor, why doesn't Leander come to marry me? ]

[Take off your clothes and lie flat, the husband is mine! ! ! ╰(*°▽°*)╯]

Compared with the madness of the netizens, the goalkeepers were as quiet as chickens. The mainstays of the five major leagues didn't know what to say, and they were silent for a long time before crying.

What a crime!How come I was born in the same era as this beast?

How much hatred?How much resentment?Why can't the old man get along with our goalkeeper?The goalkeeper offended you?

I'm so annoyed by his face, I lose confidence in life when I see it, I want to retire...

I want to retire! 1

Why am I! ! !Why can't I listen to you and watch this show! ! !I would rather die in a dream than realize the gap between people so clearly! ! !

I fully understand everyone's grief, because I am the same. I want to worship Casillas more than kneeling and licking the big devil. He is indeed a man wearing underwear!There's nothing wrong with getting a fatal blow at such close range!

Joe Hart

Joe Hart

Joe Hart_You and Leander are also teammates, share what it feels like?

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Joe Hart was diving to watch the excitement, and when he found someone who liked him, he jumped out: It felt really cool, every day someone called me to retire, and I just didn't quit!I'm still waiting to win the cup!

He replied very quickly, and he felt a little bit in his heart after he replied, it's broken!broken!Forget that this is an anonymous group, it's gone!

Joe Hart poked Leander, and asked him in a private chat what he was doing, if he had been a spy for so long, would he not die if he was caught?

Because the phone was vibrating non-stop, Leander took it out and took a look, and found that Joe Hart was crying terribly, no worse than dead parents!After understanding the cause and effect, he calmly comforted him and said: [It's just that the vest is off, and the identity of the spy has not been revealed, why are you panicking? ]

tat you know what a fart?

Originally wearing a vest, even if he was found to be an undercover agent, no one would know who he really was, but now it's fine, and the security is completely gone.

Seeing him crying so hard, Leander comforted him and said: [One must be tolerant, wealth and wealth are in danger! ]

Joe Hart is still the same, don't listen!I don't listen!

Leander's face darkened: [You don't have to worry about harassing me again, I'll just tell them what you did! ]

⊙x⊙

I shut up!I will not say anymore!

Your Majesty, hurry up!Don't bother with the little ones!

Just treat me like a fart and let me go! ! !

……

You are such a cheap bone, it's easy to talk but not to listen!

Besides, his real identity is an open secret in the group!

After being delayed by him, the video was played for a long time. As the progress bar scrolled, the ratings were still soaring. Those who learned the skills were fascinated by watching it, and those who licked the screen were full of love. Why?Obviously it's just a teaching video, but it feels like an idol drama. All the handsome guys become more and more uncontrollable the more they watch it!

Leander is awesome!

Master Luo is so cute!

Master Shui fried!

……

This row of stars is like a row of land mines, everything that can be exploded, and there are two particularly eye-catching ones. The big guys pushed the date and squatted in front of the TV, watching them feed dog food and show their affection!As a serious and upright teaching column, I really don't know how to evaluate it with such two scumbags mixed in!

I don’t know that the proportion of single dogs in the fan base is very high?

I don't know if they are not single, in order to watch the show comfortably without any interruption, have many of them sent their daughters-in-law back to their natal homes?

When the girlfriend is not around, it is enough to see other people's fancy show and sweetness.

The fans are still in the mood to joke, and the counterparts are serious.

Take Rooney as an example. He prepared several footballs and came to the lawn in front of the mansion. He held the mobile phone in his left hand to play the program, and practiced simultaneously with his feet. Because no one helped to pick up the ball, the efficiency was too low. Rooney coaxed and tricked Colleen to come out. Thought there was a romantic surprise, after learning the truth, Colleen almost exploded!

I was interrupted when I was licking the screen happily!

Thought there was a surprise, it turned out to be a fucking shock!

Let me help you pick up the ball!

Wait until I get a watermelon knife, I'll help you retire!

……

The same thing happened in many star families. Those who use their mobile phones and tablets to watch the live broadcast and practice outside are quite conscientious. Watching Beckham’s house, the three bastards forget everything when they get excited, and practice their footwork in the house. , When Victoria came home, her face was green.

"Oh my God!!!"

"Brooklyn!" "Romeo!" "Cruz!"

"What did you do?!!!"

"..."

This title, this tone, is not good!

The three of them approached Victoria cautiously.

"It was an accident!"

"We'll pack it up!"

"Mom, I was wrong!"

……

The three sons of the Bei family were cleaned up. They were in the relatively clean corridor, and Victoria called Auntie Hour to clean up the house.As soon as she turned around, the three of them carefully exchanged ideas again, and were planning to find a safer place to continue contacting.

"I understand everything, I have found the feeling, I will succeed!"

"This ball is so cool!"

There shouldn't be too many similar tragedies. That night, many star wives couldn't bear it and came out to break the news.Talk about staying up late at night, sitting in the living room and thinking hard, saying that if you want to understand the ball, what can you understand with that IQ?

Some people took the lead to vomit bitterness, and those below shook their heads, what are you!

My husband hasn't let up yet, he's practicing on the lawn and has two five-year-olds helping him pick up balls... Crazy child labor!

The one in my family was so happy that he kicked the water glass like a ball, and the glass shattered all over the floor!

My boyfriend heard that the lightning ball teaching is divided into four periods. He canceled all the schedules for the last month and said that he must concentrate on practicing to keep up with the progress!

Hehe, my husband said that his progress is faster than that of Ronaldo. When will Leander ask him to be on the show?

Yeah!He bragged to me that he has a much better grasp than Ronaldo, and he is going to show off in this week's game!

My family also felt ashamed for Ronaldo, sending text messages to let him set the flag without incident, it was embarrassing to pretend to be so embarrassing!

……

Husbands were all on the lightning ball, and the wives went on strike. They invited a large group of people to go on a trip and go shopping. They made a plan that night. After packing up, they took all kinds of cards and set off. I texted my husband/boyfriend only after getting off the plane.

My dear, I was going to go out for half a month, but my son took it away, so come on!

Baby, I won't disturb your practice, I'll go out for a walk. ^_^

The star wives of the five major league giants went to a bunch, even though many of them only met each other on the news, they didn't know each other before, because of that group of star wives, their dates went smoothly.

They are all rich and well-dressed masters, and traveling together is simply a beautiful scenery.

When these people showed up at the airport, they were immediately followed by paparazzi. After digging deeper, they found out that Leander had committed crimes again.

Because his teaching video is so attractive, the entire football world has set off a wave of learning lightning balls. It is too bad to go back, and the wives of the stars form a group to go out.If there are too many people, it is easy to be impulsive, and you can hardly stop the car when you buy it. With this posture, if you don’t max out your card, you will definitely not be able to get back.

The obsessed players just reminded their wives to be safe, be careful not to lose things, and go out and have fun.Then they also came in groups of three or four. Several brothers lived in Rooney’s house. They ordered takeaway together, studied together, and exchanged ideas with each other... Although his wife was not at home, life was booming with the company of friends.The fans said that if it turns out that anyone has an unfortunate turn in the future, it will be Leander's fault!

Of all the people, Leander was the most relaxed. He turned around after recording and went back to his normal life. Of course, he was not completely free of worries. Luo even had to squeeze time to practice the lightning ball, just because he lost the previous competition.

With Liandel's insistence, he could have a shot every day, but how could one shot be enough?

Sure enough, when you come out to hang out, you always have to pay it back.

He happily finished reading other people's jokes, and now it's his turn.

Because the action split is in place and the explanation is detailed, even if Leander doesn't know it personally, after two days of practice, a small group of people have found some feeling.Although the 1.0 version can't be called a lightning ball, it's only a discount, and it can become a killer weapon on the court if it is used properly. Those who feel good about themselves are itchy.

The time just came to the first round of the UEFA Champions League group stage, and the stars from all walks of life came together tacitly. On the first match day, two people from Real Madrid successfully completed the 1.0 version of the lightning goal. Ronaldo was lucky. Blindly scored the goal!

Just because of his successful Amway, other clubs have also played chicken blood. Whether it is a striker, a midfielder or a defender, they all play high, and they kick as long as they have the opportunity.Eight out of ten of these shots were volleys, and it's hard to say how many failed lightning balls there were.

Of course, there are also discounts, but it's a pity that they missed it by a little bit, and they are about to succeed, which encourages the players even more.

One by one, they worked harder and messed around.

What tactics, what routines, just forget it in front of the door.

volley!wave up!

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Not to mention, there were even those who originally wanted to use a lightning ball to pretend to be aggressive, but failed, but still scored because of the beautiful volley.These people are also thick-skinned, they pretend to be calm, as if I designed it that way, in fact, the fans have seen through everything.

[Who told me that cup games are boring?The past two days have been like a holiday, so much fun! ]

[Visually predicting that the next month will be so high, these stars are like eating Xuan Mai, they can't stop! ]

[I just want to remind them to look at the face of the coach. ]

[I go!The face of the leader is so dark! ]

The coaches sprayed Liandel bloody in their hearts. They should have expected this to happen. The last time he played a teaching video, he cheated a lot of games. After learning a new trick, he will definitely want to use it. The players are still very confident. Believe that you will succeed, if you fail this time, you will definitely succeed next time!

This is the Champions League, every game is a matter of life and death!

It turned out to be so funny!

Compared with the coach who was preparing to condemn Leandre, the goalkeeper is quite relaxed. Before, they thought that after the promotion of this trick, the difficulty of saving would increase again. It's a volley.

Compared with banana balls, falling leaf balls, elevator balls, etc., which are unpredictable...it is much easier to volley.After the whole game, they showed their saving experience and sense of rhythm, and they were very happy to save. They just missed patting the shoulder of the opposing player and said that the next game will continue!

There were a lot of surprises in the first round of the Champions League, and there were a lot of upsets. After returning, the coaches rushed to do ideological work for the players and let them give up their crooked practice.I have found the feeling and now give up?After a month, those who have not given up have learned who they are going to cry to?no!Absolutely not!

The unhealthy tendencies were not banned after all. Florentino happily watched the excitement for a few days, and he was very satisfied when he found out that Liandel's video had cheated so many competitors just after it was released.

Not to mention his own satisfaction, he even harassed Mourinho——

"I just said that he has a sense of proportion, isn't it good now?"

"..."

"Leanderel is nice, you're just too hard on him."

"..."

Mourinho listened to his nonsense for a long time, and couldn't help asking: "I haven't finished my work yet, so just tell me if you have anything to say."

Florentino blinked: "It's okay, you can go."

never mind?

Be bored now!

Although he said that he was tough in front of the chairman, Mourinho was still satisfied in his heart. This video did not affect Liandel, but it affected other people in football. Watching Atletico Madrid and Barcelona are secretly rubbing and practicing. As the coach of Real Madrid, he Very superior.