Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

In the first match of the Champions League group stage, Real Madrid won easily. Compared with them, Barcelona was much more difficult.

After the draw ceremony, the whole of Europe will focus on Group H. In this group, there are AC Milan, who has a brilliant record in the Champions League and ranks second only to Real Madrid. Blackburn who is a headache for anyone who falls into a rich family... Even the champion team is at the end of the crane, although it is from the Soviet Super League.

The existence of the Celtics is for the other three teams, and they are basically out of the game.If Barcelona, ​​Milan, and Blackburn want to qualify, the record of playing against each other is particularly important. The group stage is originally a relaxing stage for the giants, and the more tense it gets, because they have to start in September because of the lottery. Just go all out and dare not have any negligence.

The state of Milan's new season is mediocre. They lost to the newly promoted Verona in the first round and fell to seventh in the league after two rounds. Such a result cannot satisfy the fans.They need a big victory to inspire people. Meeting Barcelona in the Champions League is both a test and an opportunity. If they can win, the reputation will be different immediately.

The wish is very good, but the actual game is very difficult. The biggest advantage of Milan is to sit at home. In addition, the whole football world is more or less affected by Liandel. …Where you put your mind can be reflected through the game. Torian Delfo, Milan and Barcelona played vigorously and finally the two sides drew.

Grabbing a point in the game against Barcelona, ​​Milan's current state has exploded, and they easily accepted the result. In comparison, the atmosphere in the Barcelona team is much more dignified.

In their view, Blackburn is the shit-stirring stick in the group. To avoid falling into chaos, the Celtics must win, and they must do their best to win the two games against Milan.This draw cannot be bad, there is always something unsatisfactory.

Looking at rivals Real Madrid, not only reached the top of the league, but also took the lead in the Champions League and took all three points to rank first in Group B.Compared with myself, the league and Real Madrid have the same points, but they are ranked second because of the goal difference disadvantage, and the Champions League is also second... This position is too aggrieved, and I will vomit blood when I think about it.

Barcelona started well, but after each game they were left a little bit behind, and it was a terrible feeling to be steadily falling behind.The coach tried his best to break the deadlock, but couldn't find a breakthrough. After thinking about it, they can only bring the league into a new rhythm if they win Real Madrid at home in the tenth round.

Speaking of the Barcelona coach, in fact, Guardiola wanted to resign at the last European Cup. Bayern pursued him with great sincerity, and he also conveyed his heart to the chairman.Guardiola wants to leave, and there is no suitable successor among the coaches who are at home. The club intends to support the assistant coach Vilanova. He is a native of Catalonia and has worked for Barcelona since 04. He served as the head coach of the b team, and was later promoted to the a team and finally qualified to sit on the coaching bench. He served as Guardiola's assistant and knew the team's tactical thinking very well, not to mention that he had a close relationship with the players.

But Vilanova's life was not good. When his career was about to reach a new level, he fell ill and was found to have parotid gland cancer and was in urgent need of treatment.

The new head coach was not found, and the assistant coach resigned first. At that time, Barcelona's top management was in a state of desperation.

The club negotiated with Guardiola and let him last for a season. It is too cruel for Barcelona at this juncture.

Guardiola played for Barcelona when he was a player. After becoming a coach, he also brought Barcelona to the position of the six-time champion. He hesitated again and again and finally decided to continue for another year. Section four are empty.

When Real Madrid was celebrating the treble, Guardiola resigned. This time is rather embarrassing, but if you wait a few years and look back, the fans will have to accept that Guardiola left in time, and it would be a tragedy to stay in La Liga.

Although a year late, Guardiola still defected to Bayern's arms, who took over the Barcelona coach?

It's Martino from Argentina.

The new coach was born in 1962. He played as a midfielder when he was a player. After retiring, he got his coaching certificate and led Paraguay to the World Cup in South Africa.After Guardiola left office, the top management locked in two candidates, one was Enrique and the other was Martino.In fact, they prefer Enrique, but because Enrique's contract is not easy to resolve, the club had to welcome Martino.

For this fellow Argentine, Messi was the first to welcome him, and Argentina also gave him great praise, saying that Martino is one of the most talented coaches in Argentina, and he is certainly qualified for the position of Barcelona coach. Barcelona is enough to rival Real Madrid.

The start seems to be good, and because there were no setbacks in the start, Martino's understanding of Real Madrid is obviously not deep enough. Other teams don't want to encounter those monsters too early. He has been playing for La Liga since the beginning of the season. To prepare for the tenth round, he will beat Mourinho at Camp Nou.

People, always have a dream, he is very good, what happens in the tenth round will be seen at the end of October, before that, Barcelona has to improve the goal difference to maintain the chasing momentum and continue to put pressure on Real Madrid.

Because the Champions League group stage is ushered in, the schedule has become tense. The first game of the Champions League has just been played in the middle of the week, and the fifth round of La Liga is on the weekend.There are three key battles in the fifth round. At the beginning, Barcelona played against Vallecano. At the end of this game, Atletico Madrid's away game against Valladolid started. As for Real Madrid, the opponent was Getafe the next day.

Speaking of Getafe, the team was actually established in 1920, reorganized in 83, and in 2011 was acquired by the Royal Emirates Group in Dubai to complete the actual control. In the middle of 2011, the club put a lot of words, boasting that their current goal is to beat Real Madrid, and then enter the Champions League.As a result, Blackburn and Paris Saint-Germain rose in 2012, Monaco rose in 2013... Getafe is still the same.

He played tepidly last season and ranked tenth in La Liga. Not to mention the Champions League, he did not qualify for the Europa League.They belong to the middle level of La Liga, the kind that is more than enough than the top, far away from the trophy, and also some distance away from the relegation zone.

Mourinho's ambition is to win the six championships. He didn't regard Getafe as an opponent, but he just played how he usually played.

Real Madrid behaved indifferently, their players were already discussing the second teaching video of the lightning ball after the game in private, and it has been a week since the calculation time.Getafe's unexpected fight!It's not because of the poor relationship between the two teams. Getafe and Real Madrid have cooperated. The atmosphere of the two teams is not bad. The most rare thing is that they belong to the Madrid region.

As for why?This is the tacit understanding in European football, when you meet *oss, you always want to do it!How big a topic is the first to overthrow Real Madrid?

Although knowing that the chance is not great, Getafe tried its best, even so, the result of this game is doomed to be unshakable, Real Madrid won another opponent, and the final score was 5:2.As if it had been negotiated, Leandre and Ronaldo went hand in hand and scored two goals each, and Pepe scored the remaining goal... It's rare that the iron tree is blooming, but Mourinho did not praise him. Instead, he trained the entire defense for a while. Don't let them think about what they have, and do their job well. Why do guards have to be so self-motivated?I always think about kicking without looking back to see if the line of defense is secure.

Looking at Uncle Psy's arrogance, he thought that Real Madrid played poorly. Looking at the competitors, Atletico Madrid won 2-0 away.Barcelona won this game happily, but it was only 4:0.

As of now, the top three in La Liga have all won the start, Real Madrid continues to lead, followed by Barcelona, ​​this season La Liga is quite exciting.

On the second day after the game, the BBC filming team came again. Leander first learned about the progress of the eight people, and then told everyone that today's task is to make the lightning ball take shape.

Forming means that there must be at least two folds to draw a complete lightning pattern. This is a watershed, whether it can be achieved depends on the root and understanding.

Leander made a prediction about the camera at the beginning of this episode. Today, only half or even less of the plan can be completed. If others cannot achieve a breakthrough in the next week, then the entire team will be divided into two by the third episode. Dial, a group of people learn more advanced skills, and a group of people continue to spend on 2.0.

They all worked hard, carefully watched Leander's demonstration, and carefully imitated learning. Each of them received one-on-one guidance. Even so, the results were the same as expected.

The one who made the fastest progress was Ludwig. His observation ability was stronger than everyone else, and he was also very good at imitation. Leander demonstrated a few times, and he engraved the movements in his mind. …Continuously trying to adjust, after a dozen or so feet, it took shape.

Ludwig's rapid progress confirmed Mourinho's conjecture. Since he is good at this, Mourinho thinks he can watch more videos and gather the best of all.This kind of idea took shape. Before Mourinho mentioned it to Ludwig, Leander hooked Ludwig's shoulder and couldn't help sighing: "You have ruined such a good talent! Since the ability to observe and imitate is super strong , why don’t you use it in the game? Think about it, any trick the opponent uses, you can steal him and then retaliate in the same way, this is so cool! How handsome!”

Just at this time Kaka came over to drink water. Hearing what Leander said, he remembered the last time he went to Ronaldo's house and saw Leander watching anime. Well, it's pretty good that Ludwig can learn like that.

He just raised his mouth: "I forgot the name of the anime Ander watched last time, you can watch it, maybe it will inspire you."

After being reminded by Kaka, Leander's eyes lit up before he remembered.

"That's right! You can learn from the little yellow hair of the Rainbow team! Although you are a basketball player, that routine is especially suitable for you!"

Ludwig is easy-going. Since his good friend said so, he nodded and asked Leander to send his name to his mobile phone, so he could go back and search for it.Seeing the three of them whispering, Mourinho wanted to scold them, but he took a step before realizing that this was recording a program and not a daily training, so he endured it.

What he didn't know was that as soon as he tolerated Ludwig's ball like this, an earth-shaking change took place.

Originally, he was the type with a weak sense of existence and selfless dedication. After he finished his studies, he would embark on a strange path.

Copying streams is very hateful.

For example, when Ludwig met Gerrard in the midfield, Gerrard used his own tricks, all kinds of cool tricks, Ludwig carefully watched him do a complete set of moves, and then chased him lightly, without hesitation. The ball, turn around and counterattack.He directly copied Gerrard's action just now, and because of his faster speed and better flexibility, he upgraded the difficulty of the action during the copying process... This is simply a realistic version of slapping the face, just once in a while, just take this as a style It won't take long for him to become full of hatred and become No.1 in the entire football world!

Kaka was just mentioning it in passing, but after careful consideration, he found it inappropriate. If Ludwig was to be sacked after every game, would he be able to survive?

He changed his words and said that the way it is now is pretty good, and there is no need to rush to change. As soon as he finished speaking, he found Leander looking over with a smile.

understood!I fully understand!

Leander is indeed a scheming whore!

He did it on purpose!

Deliberately push Ludwig out!

Deliberately cheating others!

……

The little facial paralyzed is usually domineering, but at the critical moment, he is dumbfounded. He hasn't realized that he has fallen into Leander's routine, and he is touched by Leander's concern.

Kaka remembered a sentence that fans often said to Liandel: The longest road I have traveled is your routine!

He can do it!Just cheating on your own people!

The shooting of the second phase of Lightning Ball was much more difficult than the previous 1.0 version. After Ludwig succeeded, Ronaldo received a lot of care in private, and because he already had skills and strength, he gradually found the feeling. The two of them brought other People are not only inspired, but also under a lot of pressure. When the lottery was drawn before, I thought it was unlucky to be in the Ludwig Ronaldo group. Now it seems, what kind of luck is this?They've figured out the trick, they're still on the same team!

Although they all worked hard, only three of them succeeded in the end, that is, the three who were often taken care of by Leander. The other five were somewhat inferior. Benzema succeeded once in the middle. After being kicked out, they are ready to go back and continue practicing.

The results of the second period were reversed, Ronaldo finally no longer had to praise others against his conscience, he enjoyed the pleasure of being praised.

Who is it that says to praise him?

It's Ramos.

Originally, Master Shui wanted to pay back to Marcelo, what did Xiao Ma write last week——

Your heart is so dark!Your face is so thick!

Ramos had already finished his words. He was not limited to a hundred words, and was going to pack Marcelo from head to toe, but he was preempted because he was slow to start.

C Ronaldo is also good, he lived vigorously and exploded a lot, because Ramos's mind was full of praises for Marcelo, he said that he couldn't hold back for the time being, and he was going home to make a draft and carefully consider it, so that Ronaldo Be patient and wait, the wonderful things are to come.

Ronaldo panicked seeing him like this, and wanted to say that there was no need to fight so hard, Ramos had already walked away. Ronaldo looked back to Leander, and found that he went to say hello to the bbc filming team at the first time, he went to Leander, just in time to hear saying, "During post-production, make my camera more handsome, you need to find the protagonist who is it!"

Forget it, he was worried that people would not understand, so he broke up the words and said them again, and after getting the promise, he turned around——

I go!

Teammates are behind!

Leander laughed and said, "What are you all doing here? Get out! You've been exercising for a long time and haven't taken a shower. Surrounding yourself together really affects the air quality!"

Ronaldo: →_→

Kaka: →_→

Marcelo: →_→

Just play dumb!

After that, Marcelo said with emotion on his homepage: Every time he feels that he has seen Leander clearly, he can still fall below the lower limit!I am so young!

[You are not alone! ]

[You are not alone! 1]

[You are not alone! 2]

[......]

[you see me!I am the lesson of blood! ] - Wayne Rooney

As soon as Mr. Fat showed up, he messed up the formation, and the fans stopped queuing and asked Marcelo what happened?

As a representative, Ronaldo accepted Leander's advice: [Just finished filming the Lightning Ball teaching video 2.0, Leander was very enthusiastic and said that he would invite the staff to eat KFC, let everyone identify who the leading actor is, and take care of him!He also said that the supporting role is not important, just give two lines of lines! ]

Fans: _(┐「e:)_

You didn't kill him?

Other families are busy crusades, but Leander's homepage has a different style of painting.

[My goddess is so cute, of course she is the protagonist! ]

[Of course my goddess won the Golden Globe Award and is the main character! ]

[Wherever my goddess goes and wins, of course she is the protagonist! ]

[It would be nice if the group performances have a camera, and the opinions are so big!Don't know that your existence is to set off the nobility and kindness of the goddess? ]

[Too kind!The aura around her is so hard to look directly at!You will be blind at a glance! ]

[......]

Any idol can have any fans, this is so true!

Before Leander even showed up, his idiotic fans almost pissed him off!

What the hell did you eat to grow up like this?

Knowing that the second period is coming, those who haven't mastered it should hurry up. The Real Madrid team is actively engaged in the study of version 2.0, but two people stay out of it.Liandel was still teaching Ludwig Amway Rainbow Team's little yellow hair. They brushed up their video research skills together. During another group confrontation, Mourinho found that Ludwig's style had changed.

Originally an elegant and agile ghost midfielder, he has a weak sense of presence and steals understatement.

Now he has integrated into the new way of playing football, the advantage of speed is not lost, but it is even more mocking, if you flick the tail of an ox, I will flick it too; Seeing you pretending to be aggressive, and then turning around and slapping your face, the opponents he fought against in groups became more and more angry, because they were all his own people who didn't dare to fight directly, so I wanted to talk to him about life, but found that Mourinho who was standing on the sidelines smiled, Smile meaningfully.

Mourinho called Ludwig aside and asked him: "Have you changed your style?"

Ludwig nodded: "When I was filming the video, Leander said that my ability to observe and imitate is better than others, and I can use my talents. Common sense follows the flow of copying. We have been practicing recently, and I used it for the first time today."

To be honest, for this team, his two ways of playing are actually the same, because only the individual has changed, and the way others played in the past is the same now.But this style of play is indeed excellent, excellent because it is cheap and shameless!It puts a lot of pressure on the opponent, and it is easy to make them angry!

Few of them can hold back their anger after being slapped in the face continuously!

Even if you refrain from punching him, can you not be upset at all?

He plays like this, and the opponent is easy to get ahead. If you are impulsive on the court, you are sure to regret it afterwards. The key is that even if you want to restrain yourself, you can't help it.

……

Mourinho was happy after thinking about it for a while.

It was rare for him to affirm Leander's thoughts, and told Ludwig that this road is very good, and he must stick to it!

"You're not proficient enough. You need to work on it for a while and use it when you challenge Barcelona in the tenth round away. These opponents are not worth using."

Leander has good hearing, and he could hear what Mourinho said from a distance. He couldn't help giving a thumbs up and giving a thumbs up.

Older gingers are more spicy!

If I remember correctly, the tenth round is Barcelona's home game. The Camp Nou can accommodate more fans than the Bernabéu. Let Ludwig perform a crazy slap in the face in front of tens of thousands of Barcelona fans and slap the opposing midfielder into a pig's head... That picture is so beautiful, I really dare not look at it.

Who can bear such a big loss at home?

Barcelona is absolutely blown away!

Whether he chooses to die with Ludwig or punch Ludwig, Real Madrid is happy to see it.

To be honest, only Ludwig can do this kind of thing. He has a good psychological quality, let alone being booed by tens of thousands of people, even if everyone in the stands yells at him, he won't be persuaded, okay?The angrier you are, the more successful I am, full of motivation!

Mourinho's decision is also wonderful.

Barcelona will definitely make full preparations before meeting Real Madrid. How to restrain every player in a key position? Ludwig boarded calmly, and then after the start of the game, the style of painting suddenly changed, and the whole person seemed to be running wildly. Mad dog, just thinking about it scares people to death.

If Guardiola is still coaching, he can make changes immediately. The current coach is much worse than Guardiola in commanding and dispatching substitutions on the spot. It's no wonder he didn't say anything in the tenth round.

Leander, who was watching, was very excited. He wished that tomorrow would be the tenth round. He couldn't wait to watch Jiyou Rigou.

Oh, by the way, of course he can't be alone in this kind of thing.

After the day's training ended, Leander pulled the main players of the first team aside and told everyone the story.Because Ludwig had already used this trick in the group confrontation, everyone understood it quickly = easy. After realizing that this was a killer weapon born to defraud Barcelona, ​​everyone showed wretched expressions.

"I can't suppress the beast blood boiling!!"

"You said it would be great if you could skip the six-seven-eight | nine rounds!"

"I can't wait to be a guest at the Nou Camp tomorrow. I want my wife to bring a camera and aim at the home fans' stands the whole time!"

"Do you think people will throw rotten potatoes and cabbage at him? I'm really worried that he won't come back after this trip!"

"If he really listens to Mourinho and implements it, I will respect him as a man! Anyway, I definitely dare not!"

"I don't dare, I panic when I hear it!"

"..."

Leander saw Ludwig kick a few kicks and came up with such a trick to help the opponent become the cheapest player in today's football and let himself step down from the throne.

Mourinho watched him test once and had already figured out how to cheat Barcelona, ​​so he didn't feel even a little bit embarrassed.

This is the distance between ordinary people and beasts.

From this day on, the whole Real Madrid team is looking forward to the tenth round of La Liga.They can't wait to see how deadly Ludwig can go, and whether Barcelona can withstand such a terrible stimulation! xd