Konoha: Start with a bowl of noodles!Ninjutsu is all about stealing

Hiro Genfeng suddenly sobered up a lot, and couldn't help but ask: "Aren't you Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas? Didn't you travel around the world? Why are you here?"

Jiraiya burst out laughing: "I didn't expect my reputation to be so famous, that I would be recognized at a glance."

"Compared with your reputation, why you are here is more important, right?"

Jiraiya took a sip of wine and said: "Although I am a wandering wanderer, I am still a ninja of Konoha. If there is trouble in Konoha Village, I will still come back. Last night, I was involved in the Kyuubi Rebellion. , I immediately rushed to Konoha non-stop."

"So this is ah."

"I have already been to Minato Namikaze and his wife. From what they said, you saved their lives, right?"

Xiro Xuanfeng scratched his head and replied: "So you know everything. After the trouble last night, it seems that I am already a transparent person in the village, and everyone knows my identity."

"As long as you change your mask frequently, you can still achieve new effects. By the way, I see you are in a really bad mood. What happened? Can you, who is omnipotent, feel so melancholy?"

Xiro Xuanfeng smiled bitterly and said: "I fell in love with two girls at the same time and didn't know how to choose. In other words, I was entangled with two girls at the same time. No matter who I choose, it will cause irreparable harm to the other girl." "

Jiraiya laughed loudly: "As a man who is upright and upright, it's really not worth it for you to feel melancholy over such a trivial matter. Let me tell you something, only children make choices, adults will want them all."

Xiro Xuanfeng sighed: "Why haven't I thought about what you said? But not all men can be as free and easy as you. I am a person who values ​​feelings very much. I don't want to be in anyone's heart because of me. Leaves scars.”

Jiraiya looked at Hiro Genfeng with admiration: "The person who can say these words is really amazing. To be honest, I quite like your character. If I can give you any advice, I All I can say is: I can’t think of a way.”

Xiro Xuanfeng asked: "How could it be? Don't you like to be with women the most? You should have a lot of emotional experience, right?"

Jiraiya smiled and said: "Although I like to chase girls, few girls agree with me. Even though I spend my whole day drinking and drinking, I have been a bachelor since I was a child."

Hiro Genfeng said: "I think you and Tsunade are a good match. Why don't you want to chase her?"

When he mentioned Tsunade, Jiraiya immediately became interested: "Yes, I did like Tsunade very much before, but she must be a 38-year-old middle-aged woman now, and I am no longer interested in her."

"Just talk nonsense. Tsunade's appearance never ages, and her figure is the best in the ninja world. If you don't like her, you're a fool."

Jiraiya blushed and said, "I didn't expect you to see through it. I never thought you understood men quite well."

"Then since you like Tsunade, why don't you pursue her? Logically speaking, you are quite familiar with her, so you should have a good chance."

Jiraiya said while drinking: "With our two personalities, we can only be friends at best. She gambles all day long, and I drink flower wine all day long. It's strange that we can get along with each other like this." ”

"It seems that you and Tsunade are still in constant contact."

"Tsunade always loses every bet, and she is known as a big fat sheep. When she owes a lot of debt, she will always ask me to help her solve it. I usually write books and do tasks, but I still have some savings, so Just help her pay. It’s useless to say so much, come on, come on, drink and drink.”

Jiraiya drinks a lot and likes to drink high-alcohol spirits.He was dissatisfied with the sake scooped out by his boss, so he went to an old shop and bought a hundred kilograms of spirits.

"Come on, let's drink this, it's very strong."

Xiluo Xuanfeng was full of melancholy, and at this moment he needed to drink to drown his sorrows.Faced with strong alcohol, he didn't hesitate and started drinking.

Jiraiya advised: "There is no way for you to drink like this! How can you be drinking like this? You are obviously at odds with yourself!"

Xiro Xuanfeng replied dazedly: "I just can't get along with myself. Who asked me to get entangled with two girls at the same time."

Jiraiya couldn't think of a way to comfort Hiro Genfeng, just drink with him one cup at a time.Hiro Genfeng drank wine very quickly. Jiraiya drank one drink, but Hiro Genfeng could drink three drinks.

Frankly speaking, this was the first time that Xiro Xuanfeng drank so boldly.As he drank, his speech became unclear, and his consciousness gradually became confused.

Jiraiya advised: "You have drunk enough. You really can't drink any more. If you drink any more, you will become a puddle of mud."

"No, you let me drink, you let me drink."

"Your body may not be able to handle it."

"I have Hashirama cells in my body, and I can also use the Yin Yang Escape Technique. No matter how much I am injured, I will be fine. Even if I are drowned in a sea of ​​wine, I will not die."

Hiro Genfeng drank with Jiraiya until the hotel closed, but he still hadn't finished drinking.Jiraiya still maintained his sanity, but Hiro Genfeng was already unconscious.

Jiraiya patted Hiro Genfeng's face: "Where do you live? Shall I take you home?"

Xiro Xuanfeng spit out filth and muttered: "I don't have a home, I've been living in other people's homes."

"Are you staying at one of your girlfriend's houses?" When he said this, Jiraiya felt strange.

"Yes, her name is Mitarashi Anko, but I don't have the face to see her now."