Konoha: Start with a bowl of noodles!Ninjutsu is all about stealing

Jiraiya recalled the residence of the Mitarashi family and said, "Anko Mitarashi is Zixiao's niece, right?"

Hiro Genfeng replied: "Yes, but Zixiao died a few years ago. In order to cover my retreat, he died at the hands of the four-tailed jinchuriki and the five-tailed jinchuriki."

"I heard about that. Zi Xiao is a very good ninja."

Hiro Genfeng spat out another mouthful of filth: "Now I feel sorry for both senior Zixiao and Hongdou. In short, I am ashamed of the Mitarashi clan."

Jiraiya comforted him, "But it's not a problem for you to sleep on the street."

"It's okay, just let me sleep here, I can't die."

"I know you can't die, but you are a high-ranking member of the ANBU. If someone sees you, it will be bad for Konoha's reputation."

Xiro Xuanfeng smiled and said: "I'm already like this, do you think I still care about things like reputation? Please help me get another glass of wine."

Of course Jiraiya refused to give Hiro Xuanfeng wine: "Since you don't want to go to Anko's house, what is the name of your other girlfriend?"

"Maoyue Xiyan."

Jiraiya called him a good guy - Why are the partners of this boy all elite kunoichi?Not simple, not simple.

"Uzuki Xiyan? I saw her file a few years ago. She is one of the most popular female ninjas among the younger generation. She is beautiful and strong. Many male ninjas have a crush on her. How did you pursue her? To her?"

"Mutual attraction...don't mention it, I just get a headache when I mention these things."

"You are really outrageous. Other young men are confused about not being able to marry a wife, but you are confused about which wife to marry."

Xiro Xuanfeng murmured: "Emotions are like a siege. People in the city want to escape, but they can't. People outside the city want to break in, but they can't."

Jiraiya couldn't help but take out a small notebook after listening to Hiro Genfeng's life quotes. "Good guy, your words are so philosophical. I have to write them down first and then write them in my novel."

Xiro Xuanfeng smiled bitterly and said: "My God, please stop joking. I'm not in the mood right now."

"I'm not kidding. You should know that I am a writer, right? I have been worried about having no creative inspiration recently, and your story just provides me with the right material."

"Are you serious? What book are you going to write?"

"Let's just call the book "Making Love in Heaven"."

The drunk Xiro Xuanfeng was shocked: "Isn't it? "Intimate Love in Heaven"? Isn't this the pornographic book not suitable for children?"

Jiraiya couldn't help but said: "Look at the tone of your words, it seems that you have watched "Intimate Love in Heaven". You are so outrageous, I haven't written it yet."

Xiro Xuanfeng almost spilled the beans and immediately shut his mouth.

Jiraiya said: "Since you don't want to go back to Anko's place, why not go back to Uzuki Xiyan's house."

"This is absolutely not okay. Mao Yue Xiyan's father wants to kill me when he sees me now."

Jiraiya smiled and said, "That's right. After all, what father can tolerate a playboy like you?"

"So please give me some more wine, and I'll sleep on the street tonight."

"That's not possible. I have a place to stay. Let me take you there." As he said that, Jiraiya carried Hiro Xuanfeng on his shoulders and used the counter-channelling technique to reverse-channel himself and Hiro Xuanfeng to a secret place. place.

Xiro Xuanfeng felt that he had entered a time and space vortex, then fell from the air and fell heavily to the ground.

"What the hell is this place?" Xiro Xuanfeng said, rubbing his sore body, "Why is the air here so fresh?" Before he finished speaking, Xiro Xuanfeng heard the cry of a frog.

“Is this the place where celestial beings are built—Mt. Miaomu?”

Jiraiya replied: "You are quite knowledgeable! Even Myoboku Mountain knows about it."

Xiro Xuanfeng asked doubtfully: "Why did you drag me here? I don't want to learn any magic."

"The magic chakra here is good for dispelling the smell of alcohol. Take a rest first, I have something important to ask you later." After Jiraiya left these words, he went to find Fukaza and Shima The two great immortals have gone.

Jiraiya said to Fukaza and Shima: "Two adults, I have brought Hiro Genfeng here."

Fukaza and Shima nodded: "Has the child of prophecy arrived yet?"

"It's coming. It's just that he is trapped in emotional problems and has not fully sobered up."

Fukaza and Shima said: "Then let us help him wake up at the bar."

When the two immortals came to Xiro Xuanfeng, they couldn't help but cover their noses: "The smell of wine is too strong. How much wine did this boy drink?"

Jiraiya smiled and said, "About 30 kilograms. Among the alcohol in his body, I found a small amount of blood."

"Forget it, forget it. Jiraiya, go farther away. The two of us are going to use senjutsu."

Fukaza and Shima cleared their throats.

"The Immortal Technique - The Technique of Frog Croaking!"

The frog sounds made by the toad couple greatly stimulated Xiro Xuanfeng's hearing.He shivered violently, and after a period of convulsions, he actually became more awake.

Jiraiya praised: "The two immortals are still very powerful. I didn't expect the illusions of the two adults to have such an effect."

Xiluo Xuanfeng looked at the strange person and two toads in front of him, wondering what they were going to do.

Hiro Genfeng said bluntly: "Are you going to teach me celestial arts? I can master it without learning." As he said that, Hiro Genfeng touched Jiraiya and got the long-lost system prompt:

[Master, congratulations, you have come into contact with Jiraiya and have met the conditions for using Escape]

[You have obtained the following attributes: strength +150, speed +120, constitution +120, chakra amount +300]

Hiro Genfeng complained about the system: "This mosquito-like attribute bonus is not worth mentioning to me now. I have turned on the kaleidoscope and I have long been invincible in the ninja world."

【I know.However, if skills are not important, the more soldiers Han Xin has, the better, right? 】

[You have obtained: Immortal Mode (Immortal Magic)]

[You have obtained: Fire Escape - Fire Bullet (Level B)]

[You have obtained: Fire Escape—Big Flame Bullet (A-Level)]

[You have obtained: Earth Escape—Yellow Spring Marsh (Level B)]

[You have obtained: Ninja Technique - Needle Jizo (Level B)]

[You have obtained: The Art of Lion's Hair (Level B)]

[You have obtained: Rasengan (Level A)]

Seeing that the system only gave him some relatively basic ninjutsu, Hiro Xuanfeng couldn't help complaining: "These are some low-level ninjutsu. I know all these skills. Are you sending me a beggar?"

[Okay, I’ll give you something you don’t know how to do.Immortal magic, you don’t know how to do it, right? 】

"That's pretty much it. What's there?"

[You have obtained: Immortal Technique - Thousand Books of Hair Needles (Immortal Technique)]

[You have obtained: Immortal Technique—Super Large Jade Rasengan (Immortal Technique)]

[You have obtained: Immortal Technique - Goemon (Senjutsu)]

[You have obtained: All of Jiraiya's psychic ninjutsu and psychic beasts: Gamabunta, Gamahiro, Gamaken, Gamachu, Gamali, Iron-armed toad, Scroll toad, Miseki toad, Iwajuku giant toad... …]

"Stop talking. Those who don't know better would think you are talking in jingle. These things are enough for me."

Hiro Genfeng said to Jiraiya, Fukaza, and Shima: "Do you want me to show you my skills? I can basically know all the senjutsu you have learned."

Fukaza and Shima shook their heads and said, "No need. I came to you today not to see you show off your strength."

Xiro Xuanfeng asked doubtfully: "Why is that? Do you want me to sober up?"

"Of course not. We brought you here to meet the Great Toad Immortal."