My elves are all African chieftains

"Raquaza, use the finishing touch!"

"Ow—!"

Standing high in the sky, looking at the flightless and sea drifters who were fighting each other below, Bai Jian was full of pride. He sat on top of Rayquaza, like a savior. He raised his hand and pressed a waveguide on Rayquaza's head.

"You have been strengthened, come on!"

The latter responds to euphoria.

The next moment, the world shook and consciousness blurred.

"Fuck!"

Kick your right foot forward sharply.

"call……"

Bai Jian raised his left hand and lightly scratched the corners of his eyes, struggling to open his sleepy eyes.

The atmosphere in the carriage has returned to the noisy state it was at the beginning. Children are shouting for unknown reasons, adults are telling children not to run around and grabbing their hands, people are crowding around in silence to pick up their luggage, and men and women are messing around...

Spreading dog food?

Bai Jian's consciousness gradually became clearer, and he suddenly felt a chill on his right side.

He tilted his head and glanced.

Well, my lover's family has already left.

His right hand subconsciously put it into his pocket to get his cell phone. Bai Jian paused in the middle of the action.

Bai Jian stretched his right hand hard in the air, and Bai Jian felt a little enlightened.

"It turns out I'm so strong, my right hand has returned to normal on its own."

Take out your phone again.

It was already 3:[-] in the afternoon, and my stomach was empty and a little uncomfortable.

He stood up, pulled down his backpack and put it on his stomach. He turned on his camera and took pictures of his face. After careful inspection, he finally felt relieved.

"It's strange that this explosive girl didn't bother me when she left."

It seems that he doesn't have a bad personality, he just has a good mouth.

Bai Jian shook his head. Such a girl is suitable to be friends who are like father and son, but if she is a girlfriend...

'Ha ha ha ha……'

Bai Jian imagined how miserable it would be every day for whoever became her boyfriend in the future.

Pulling out the photo album and looking at the photo of himself and the girl, Bai Jian paused with his fingers in front of the screen for a moment and chuckled.

Just keep it in mind and won’t delete it yet.

In Bai Jian's mind, if he were that explosive girl, even though he wouldn't punch or kick such a handsome person after waking up early, the prank of painting on his face like Jigglypuff would actually still be done. Got it.

Well, at least Bai Jian did it before, and he didn't have any psychological burden at all afterwards, and he was even particularly relieved.

He shouldered his bag obediently and followed the flow of the crowd with the Poké Ball in his pocket.

With his feet on the ground, Bai Jian looked around, feeling vaguely disappointed in his expectations.

I don’t know if it’s because the scenery in the Magic City is the same as usual or something else.

Shaking his head, Bai Jian didn't care whether the rentals around him were expensive or not. He chose a car at random. After getting in the car, he reported the hotel address given by the event organizer and began to wait patiently.

Anyway, these are "normal" consumption and will be reimbursed later!

We arrived at the hotel smoothly and got the room card at the front desk.

Bai Jian walked into the room, threw his bag on the bed, and took out the elf ball from his pocket.

Two soft sounds, Togepi and Guisi had been frustrated all the way, and now they were finally able to come out and move their bodies.

"Cha Ke Yi~"

As soon as Togepi came out, he turned sideways and looked at Bai Jian sideways with an aggrieved look on his face. He covered the eggshell with his two small hands, as if Bai Jian had done something outrageous.

In fact, it was just greedy, and it felt a little sad that it had been huddled in the Poké Ball and couldn't get any snacks along the way.

Guisi became more mature after he came out. He nodded to Bai Jian and flew to the bed to mess with Bai Jian's backpack.

"Ha!" A ghost can't live without books for a day. Lack of spirit is the most terrifying thing!

"Don't look at me like that. Have you learned everything you need to learn today? Look at Guisi, why do you know how to study as soon as you come out? Looking at you..."

Bai Jian was swiping the screen to find nearby takeaways while deliberately scorning Togepi.

"Cha Ke Yi!" Big bad guy!

Togepi stomped his feet angrily, walked to Bai Jian's feet in a few steps, aimed his two small hands at Bai Jian's calf, and used "continuous slaps".

Bai Jian glanced down at the grumpy Togepi and twitched the corner of his mouth. Fortunately, it didn't know this skill, otherwise he would have to explain it here today.

"Don't be angry, I've ordered takeout and will be here soon."

Bai Jian waved his cell phone in front of Togepi's eyes, "Speaking of which, it's not because we have no money that we can only stay in hotels that don't provide catering services. If you make a lot of money, then we Instead of just eating whatever you want, you can just move to a hotel that can provide food at any time, how comfortable that would be.”

"Cha Ke Yi?" Really?

Togepi hesitated and stopped what he was doing. His little eyes were a little confused. Wasn't he talking about food? Why did it turn into making money again?

Seeing Togepi's hesitation, Bai Jian felt happy and immediately continued to talk nonsense.

"Look, in those palace fighting dramas you watch all day long, the concubines who have rich families or can make money themselves, have all succeeded in the end.

Even if they didn’t succeed, wouldn’t most of them survive to the end?Wouldn’t life still be enjoyable?So, do you know why they can live so comfortably? "

Togepi: "(??っ??)"

"That's because they are all rich, gentle, and easy-to-talk women! Let me tell you in detail, the so-and-so in the palace fight drama you watched recently..."

After a while, "Ding dong~"

When he heard the doorbell ringing, Bai Jian swallowed, his throat was a little dry, and he still didn't finish what he said.

Looking down at Bogebi, who was obsessed with the idea of ​​"striving to be an independent, excellent, well-behaved, rich woman in the new era", Bai Jian cleared his throat and said calmly: "In short, that's all I want to say, if you understand it, it will be natural Understand, and those who don’t understand, you won’t understand no matter how much I say, the rest is up to you to understand.”

After saying that, Bai Jian stood up quickly, grinning from an angle that Togepi couldn't see.

'My Togepi is really... so fun! '

Standing in front of the door, after confirming that it was the delivery boy, Bai Jian reached out and rubbed his face.

Restore your normal smiling expression.

"Hello, are you Mr. Bai with the tail number 233?"

"That's right, it's troublesome."

I stretched out my hand to take out the food, and the courier boy said "you're welcome" and hurried off.

"Life is hard..."

After sighing for a while, Bai Jian returned to the bedroom with the lunch box in hand.

"Togepi, Ghost, here comes the meal!"

In the room, Guisi heard Bai Jian's shout, and a trace of reluctance flashed in his eyes. He carefully licked the bookmark with his tongue on the poem he was reading, and subconsciously turned around and walked through the wall.

Guisi turned around and realized something was wrong.

"Ha Zhuang?" This is the first time we met. Is this really presumptuous?

"Woo?" What?

The silver-gray-haired Vulpix looked at the ghost in front of him. He was stunned for a moment, and then thought of the environment he was in, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.

"Three seconds, get out of here! Want to watch me take a bath? Climb!"

Guisi looked around hesitantly, and the purple smoke on his body suddenly trembled, "I'm presumptuous, please don't pay attention. I really entered this place by mistake, please forgive me."

After saying that, the corners of Guisi's eyes were slightly red, and he hurriedly turned around and flew back.

Looking at Guisi's back in a hurry, Vulpix was still a little confused.

"Why is this ghost so polite... Is this the... polite scum? Interesting."