My elves are all African chieftains

Bai Jian was at a loss when he looked at Guisi, whose face was composed of four parts depressed, three parts embarrassed, two parts unhappy, and one secretly happy.

How come you ended up in a fan chart just while waiting for takeout?

"Guisi, what happened?"

"Haju." No problem.

Ghost shook his head, sat in a row with Togepi, waiting for food, and secretly swore in his heart:

'It's better to keep this kind of social death in your stomach for the rest of your life. You must never let your family know about it! '

Togepi glanced at Guis, and he was already accustomed to the latter's state. He turned around and continued to wave his hands, with excitement on his face.

Seeing Togepi's excitement, Bai Jian raised the corner of his mouth and said, "This express delivery is a bit unusual, but no matter what, Togepi, we must cherish the food and eat every bit of it."

"Cha Ke Yi~!"

Togepi waved his hand impatiently and looked at Bai Jian's hand on the food box, feeling a little anxious.

I'm so greedy for it, I can finally eat something delicious!

Guisi looked at the excited Togepi next to him and couldn't help but look up. When he saw Bai Jian's smile, he was heartbroken and subconsciously took half a step back. An inexplicable premonition told him that this meal might be a disaster. Hongmen Banquet.

"Guisi~ You have to eat well and don't wander around."

Guisi: (?д?`)

Togepi's eyes widened as he saw the jointed hand exerting force slightly and the lid gradually opening.

Bai Jian behaves better and better in its heart, and always responds to its requests~

Thinking of this, it couldn't help but smile.

I have decided, after this meal, I will study obediently! ...Make one more set of papers!Train one more skill!

"Snapped."

When the lunch box was opened, a strange smell suddenly filled the air, and the smile on Togepi's face suddenly froze.

Sluggish for a few seconds.He stumbled back hastily.

"Cha, cha, eh?" Can this thing be eaten by a cutie like me? ! ?

Guisi looked at Togepi and then at Bai Jian, who was smiling, with a strange look on his face.

Immediately at Bai Jian's signal, Guisi stuck out his tongue, "kindly" helped Togepi and pushed him back.

"Cherish food. This is called snail rice noodle. It is a rare and delicious food. Don't waste it!"

With that said, Bai Jian opened another box, and instantly, the smell became stronger.

Togepi looked anxious and screamed loudly. He turned around and wanted to run but was stopped by Guisi, the stinky mole. He was almost mad to death.

When Togepi turned around, Bai Jian quickly put his sleeves in front of his nose and took a breath.

"Come on, this is real. It just doesn't taste very good, but everyone who has eaten it says it's delicious."

With that said, Bai Jian quietly picked up another smaller lunch box and put it behind him.

"Guisi, I'll check in later. If you two don't finish eating within half an hour, you won't have dinner tonight."

Ghost: "???"

Picking up his lunch box, Bai Jian hurriedly found a room farther away, entered the room, turned around, and locked it, all in one movement!

"call……"

Taking a deep breath of clean air, Bai Jian patted his belly happily.

It’s natural to share something as good as snail noodles with others~

It's a pity that Bai Jian hasn't had a particularly good friend for so many years, so he hasn't been able to persecute him (no), but he hasn't been able to share it with his good friends.

Now I have a rare opportunity to finally share it with my Pokémon!

This can be regarded as the realization of a wish in my heart.

Bai Jian believed that although he was too curious at first and couldn't help but eat the thing.

But since then, I have begun to hate it!

People are different, and people and Pokémon are even more different.

So Bai Jian plans to let his own Pokémon try it out, just in case Porcopi and the others fall in love with it after trying it~

In his mind, he imagined Togepi looking at the snail noodles in a daze, and the braised pork in Bai Jian's mouth became even more delicious.

"Oh, by the way! There's still something I haven't done yet."

Halfway through eating, Bai Jian stopped his chopsticks, looked through his phone to find the ordering record, and took a screenshot.

"I almost forgot to leave the receipt for reimbursement. It was such a risk..."

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in the living room.

Guisi looked at Bai Jian walking back to the house quickly and sighed.

"He has gone back."

Togepi, who was struggling desperately, stiffened, "Red bean paste?"

"Ah? There's no red bean paste in the snail noodles," Guisi was at a loss and confused, 'Is this some new metaphor?Why have I never heard of it? How could this happen... Sigh.

Seeing Guisi's puzzled look, Togepi rolled his eyes and immediately waved his little hand.

"Bring the writer together, let's discuss something."

"Praise, please speak."

"What do you think of the taste of this powder?"

"It's okay, I was once..."

"Okay, okay, I understand." Togepi interrupted Guisi's reminiscence, "Brother Li Wenhao, can you help me and eat my share~"

"Okay, okay, please help Togepi~"

Listening to Togepi's milky voice, the purple smoke all over Guisi's body became numb.

"I, I...I know, but this delicacy is truly a gift from heaven. Are you really willing to miss it? Do you really not want to try it?"

"Bah!" Togepi shook his head desperately.

"What do red bean paste and baa mean? What is baa? Why do we need to fight?"

Guisi was silent for a moment, but couldn't help but ask.

"You do not know?"

"There is a vast amount of knowledge in the world. I am lucky if I don't know."

"It's a homophonic pronunciation of the island language. If you want to know more about it, you can ask the big bad guy to learn it. Didn't he say that he knows many languages?"

When Togepi heard that Ghost was interested in the island language, he suddenly had an idea in his mind.

Anyway, the big bad guy leaves so much homework for him every day, and Guisi, an idiot, is still unwilling to help, so now he might as well just let him go to the big bad guy and ask for homework!

This is not revenge, this is helping colleagues to enrich their knowledge, hum~

Ji Guisi was thoughtful, and after thanking him again, Togepi turned around to find his tablet.

"Cha Ke Yi~" TV series Here I Come~

Looking at Togepi's cheerful pace, Guisi shook his head, stuck out his tongue and started to swipe the powder.

"Suck ~ suck~"

There seemed to be only satisfaction in Guisi's eyes. Recalling the first bowl of snail noodles he had eaten, he felt a sense of dislocation for a moment.

After finishing two portions, Guisi hiccupped unsatisfiedly.

Togepi was sitting on the side and was about to applaud, but after smelling the smell, he took a few steps back in disgust.

"You can walk through walls, go and call the big bad guy out."

"Hold on."

Guisi floated straight into the bathroom, turned on the faucet and washed his tongue vigorously.

Feeling almost done, Guisi's expression drifted out.

"How does it taste?"

Togepi looked at Guisi's uncomfortable look and nodded, "It doesn't smell like anything. Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'm just not used to it."

Guisi grinned and smiled gently, then turned and flew towards Bai Jian's room.

The book says that everything gained in the world comes from your loss, so Guisi believes that the current life is compensation for the past self that suffered day and night.

Therefore, Guisi has been relying on the principles he has learned while wandering in the city to work hard to improve himself and make himself look more sensible, more serious, and more worthy...

Only in this way can Guisi feel worthy of himself and Bai Jian.

Only in this way can it continue its current life with peace of mind.