My elves are all African chieftains

"[Connecting, please wait...]"

Listening to the beeping waiting prompt, Bai Jian's heart was like a big hammer followed by a small hammer. The sound was very heavy, the force was very strong, and he was very panicked!

When he thought about the "arrogant remarks" he was going to make next, Bai Jian felt terrified in his heart.

He was worried that after he said that he wanted to skip undergraduate life, his mother would be so angry that she would come back from the ruins and give him a good education.

If it's serious, it's even possible for the telepathic puppet to take action himself and achieve a happy revenge.

Just bury yourself...it doesn't seem impossible?

……

The road ahead is bumpy and difficult.

But if a person makes a decision accidentally, he will not give up easily. He will not stop temporarily until he hits a wall and hurts himself.

Just like those years when you boasted about your awesomeness, you would be afraid of being embarrassed afterwards, so you would try your best to make your bragging about your awesomeness come true.

In order to let the Pokémon at home live a comfortable life in the research institute as early as possible in the future, and in order to keep his glorious and great character standing, Bai Jian swallowed his saliva and his eyes gradually became firmer.

"The worst case scenario is death! I'm willing to do that!" Bai Jian's middle-class spirit ignited!

"Baby, are you in trouble again?"

Bai Jian moved his lips, the tips of his ears were red, and he was speechless.

"Oh, actually I didn't hear anything," Ms. Zhang showed an 'I understand' expression, turned around and said with a smile, "Dad, did you hear anything?"

"What did you hear? Didn't I go get a lunch box just now?" Mr. Bai blinked and responded with a look of 'I understand too'.

Seeing the couple on the screen flirting with each other, Bai Jian's stomach sank and he felt a little panicked.

"No, there's no need to act..." Bai Jian's voice was full of weakness. With such a "naughty" parent, he felt tired every day.

Bai Jian opened the note and found the page marked [Start when parents are in a good mood], and took a few glances.

'Would you rather go straight to the point...'

After taking a few deep breaths, Bai Jian said with a sincere expression:

"Actually, I'm calling you this time for a very important matter. I want your help!"

Seeing her son who was always laughing and joking suddenly become so serious, Ms. Zhang suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and frowned and asked:

"Are you broken in love? Got dumped? Or did you make your female classmate pregnant?"

Bai Jian: "...＿|￣|●"

It turns out that my son is actually this kind of person in the eyes of his mother...

After getting stuck in the middle of the road and almost failing to come up, Bai Jian turned his attention to his father, hoping to get help from the sidelines.

Sensing Bai Jian's gaze, Ms. Zhang was startled and looked over.

Mr. Bai, who was secretly eating his meal with a face full of joy, turned stiff. He swallowed the rice in his mouth calmly and silently pushed the lunch box aside, as if he was sitting here and did nothing. He was very innocent.

Ms. Zhang: stare——(▼ヘ▼#)

"That's wrong, that's wrong. You shouldn't eat in advance alone secretly."

Well, it’s a man’s compromise again.

Ms. Zhang raised her eyebrows in satisfaction, moved away from the camera, and turned around to approach Mr. Bai.

While opening the lunch box, he said: "If you have anything serious to do, tell me quickly. If you don't let me eat, your mother will starve to death due to hypoglycemia."

Feeling that the rhythm of his speech finally returned to normal, Bai Jian's relaxed tone picked up again, his eyes fixed on his mother's expression.

"After Jinling University starts, I... don't really want to not go to the university. Can I just follow you to study in the ruins?"

"Well, come whenever you want..."

"Don't scold me, listen to my explanation first! In fact, I have already memorized the undergraduate textbooks of the Elf History Department of Jinling University. My current knowledge is definitely, definitely better than those college students who go to university and paddle all day long. Awesome, and..."

Bai Jian was speaking at an alarming speed at this time, but unfortunately he didn't have enough lung capacity, so he stopped speaking at half the speed and got stuck.

"Yeah, yeah! I said I already know. If you want to come, then come." Ms. Zhang put down her chopsticks, rolled her eyes at Bai Jian on the other side of the screen, and whispered, "Oh, you are so young. Yes, why are my ears deaf..."

"……Clam?"

Bai Jian was stunned, and the notebook he held in his hand fell to the ground with a thud.

its not right!Not possible?

How could my mother be so talkative all of a sudden?Could it be that he was possessed by some unscientific Xuwuide?

"No, shouldn't we object?" Bai Jian was still a little unbelievable. He was already determined to "admonish the Queen Mother to death", but how could he treat him realistically like he was joking.

"What do I object to? Well-known professors provide a good education and have a good family tradition. Although their children cannot always be around, they have excellent grades since childhood. They skipped the undergraduate stage and went directly to in-depth study in college. Isn't there a lot in the news?"

Ms. Zhang brushed the hair that fell around her ears, looking a little unnatural.

Bai Jian glanced at the notebook he had been writing in for a long time and silently kicked it aside.

"Mom, were you stimulated by something over there?"

"Absolutely not! Cough...cough cough..." Ms. Zhang was eating her meal, and she hurriedly retorted and choked reasonably.

Dad silently handed over the hot water, looked at the screen, and gave Bai Jian a subtle and wise look.

Bai Jian understood immediately and blinked to show that he had received it... Mom was really stimulated!

But... is there anything that can excite my mother?

As a young professor, I have a sufficient social status and my family is harmonious and harmonious. Things that can excite my mother...

Bai Jian rubbed his chin for a moment, and his eyes became a little strange.

"It's broken. There can't be anyone who can pretend...cough! It's not like the rumored 'other people's children' have appeared!"

Bai Jian didn't know what other people's parents looked like, but he was very familiar with what his own Ms. Zhang looked like.

Usually in the team, there are only two things worth showing off to Ms. Zhang.

One is her rich knowledge and archaeological experience in elf history, and the other is her precious son, Bai Jian.

My father is such a powerful person, he can be in the ruins and he can be in the kitchen.

On the outside, he is a handsome man who can support his face, but on the inside, he is a perfect housekeeper with full housekeeping skills... Even though he is so good, Ms. Zhang has never been proud of it.

But according to the news secretly passed on by my father, my mother almost always praises her things to everyone.

The content of the praise is just the same: "My son is an up owner with hundreds of thousands of fans. Unfortunately, there are still too few...

This competition?My son seems to be number one again. I asked him not to work so hard. Alas, I am really worried about my child's health...

My child is very good, but I have never seen any girl dare to go with him. It’s too bad to go too far, it’s really disappointing..."