My elves are all African chieftains

It's precisely because every word my mother talks about Bai Jian is overtly sarcastic and covertly complimentary.

Bai Jian's name gradually became famous among his parents' colleagues.

Every time I educate my children, I will blurt out if I am not careful, "Look at Bai Jian..."

For a long time, the two words "Bai Jian" have naturally become the representative of "evil leaders" among people at their level.

Bai Jian thought, maybe this is the charm of language.

After sorting out his thoughts and feeling that he had fully understood the reason for irritating Ms. Zhang, Bai Jian straightened his back and coughed twice.

"My dear Ms. Zhang, can you tell the child what should I do next?"

The water glass landed lightly on the glass table, making a crisp sound.

The bamboo chopsticks were placed aside. Ms. Zhang's expression instantly became calm, with a smile on her lips, and she took out a document from the small bookcase behind her.

"Jinling University has three places. Sign up voluntarily. Within two weeks after the semester starts, after many considerations, if you are selected, you can come directly to the ruins to gain experience. However, the final exam is normal. If you fail the retake, you will be disqualified. , you have to grab it.”

"Mom, don't you have the name of professor at Jinling University? We can't... just... be shady?" Bai Jian felt guilty when he said this.

Ms. Zhang glanced at Bai Jian, slapped the document on the table, and said in a bad tone:

"Why are you being cowardly? To tell you the truth, one of these three places has already been reserved. It's up to you to take the test at that time! Forget it if you can't get in. Your mother, I can't bear to have this face to bow down in front of others. It’s no use even looking at your dad to say nice things!”

"Yes, yes, don't look at me!"

Mr. Bai was immersed in eating his rice. When he heard his name being called, he immediately wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully and nodded in agreement.

Bai Jian twitched the corner of his mouth, but he already understood in his heart.

Immediately, he shivered and shouted in a high voice:

"Oh my God! Someone has already reserved a spot and still comes out to show off! This thing sounds really smellier than Uncle Tom's boots next door after playing football!"

Ms. Zhang's hand on the table trembled, and the strength in her elbow suddenly disappeared. The tips of her ears turned red, and she turned to look at Mr. Bai.

"You snitched?"

Mr. Bai lowered his head to eat and said nothing.

Ms. Zhang pouted and kicked the other person in the calf, "Speak quickly!"

"Ugh……"

Mr. Bai used chopsticks to lick the last white rice grain in the lunch box into his mouth, closed the lid, pulled back with his right hand, and directly pulled Ms. Zhang back to his side.

"My children have grown up and learned to use clichés. When will you learn to be more steady~"

"Um?!"

"Wrong, wrong, I was wrong...eat first, don't waste food."

……

Bai Jian in front of the screen had his lips twitching, while the two people behind the screen were acting unscrupulously.

Reassured by her father's earthy love words, Ms. Zhang sat down on the other side and started eating with a smile.

Father Bai occupied the screen again, looked up at Bai Jian, nodded with a smile, and raised his hand to give a thumbs up.

"Don't use your caution against your own family in the future. I'm really afraid that you will make your mother sick again one day."

After pausing for a moment and looking at the documents on the desktop, Father Bai spoke slowly again: "The things about that quota are all true, but you don't have to put too much pressure on it. If you can, just fight for it. If you can't win...hehe ...understand?”

Seeing his father showing his old fox smile again, Bai Jian raised the corners of his mouth and the little beast in his heart howled.

"Don't worry, it's just an assessment. Just wait for the arrival of this genius at the ruins. Remember to prepare a good meal for me...at least it's made by you." Bai Jian raised his head slightly, with a slightly proud look on his face. . ,

Father Bai was startled, then smiled and shook his head and said:

"No problem! I have to cook, and you must not let your mother cook, right? Yeah, okay, I understand!"

"Wait! I didn't say..."

"Beep...beep..."

"I didn't say... I won't let my mother cook!!!!"

Bai Jian's hand stopped in front of Rotom's body, and his expression gradually became stiff.

What should I do if I was pushed into the pit of fire by my own hands?Waiting online, quite urgent.

"[Do you need my help? Free service, not counting overtime]"

"Thank you, Brownie, but I want to be quiet..."

Lying on the lawn, Bai Jian couldn't help but shook his head thinking that his father had quickly tricked him at the end, secretly thinking that he had made a mistake.

No wonder my father had so many peach blossoms when he was young. Just this ability to make something out of nothing... is worth learning!

As for earthy love stories and so on...

Bai Jian just thought about it in his mind and couldn't help but shiver in his heart.

"Things like earthy love words are only suitable for middle-aged greasy men like dad, so I'd better forget it..."

He raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "Brownie!"

"【I am here!】"

"Help me make a training plan and an itinerary to Jinling City in two days."

"[This should be a matter for the secretary, right...?]"

"Huh?" Bai Jian launched an offensive with his eyes.

"[I mean, this is another price! You have to pay extra!]" Brownie said firmly.

"Approved!" Bai Jian waved his hand.

Anyway, even Brownie belongs to him, and his future boss will only be him.

Then Rotom's money will be his money if rounded up, and the salary is just left hand to right hand, there is no difference~

"By the way, are the Ugly Fish's cubes coming soon? In the booklet Uncle Chen gave me, you can mark the key points first and add it to the Ugly Fish's training plan. Then show it to me when you're done."

Rotom was silent for a moment and suddenly asked: "[Aren't you the trainer?]"

Bai Jian was startled, and then said plausibly: "Don't misunderstand me! In fact, I am just an elf historian who wants to eat and die! I have nothing to do with the trainer!"

Six dots were printed silently on the phone screen.

"Let's go, our goal has been achieved, we can go back and continue taking a nap!"

"[Beep——! Brownie hasn't made this week's video yet, hasn't written today's online article yet, hasn't finished writing this program yet... Why can you take a nap!]"

"Ha...because I can pay you a salary." Bai Jian said calmly.

"[...Good! Rotom Cries.Jpg]"

Bai Jian grinned, looked at the Two-dimensional avatar on the phone screen and suddenly asked:

"Brownie, why do you want to make money so much?"

"Can't you say it?" Seeing that Rotom didn't reply, Bai Jian encouraged him softly, "It doesn't matter, I can forgive whatever you say."

"[I want... I want to get out of the phone... Of course! I'm not leaving here...

I just want to know what it would be like if I could shuttle back and forth between a microwave oven, a washing machine, a refrigerator, an electric fan, and a lawnmower. ]"