I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Bi...Biliuhu...you escaped from prison...you escaped from prison..." Yu Luo's expression changed, and he kept moving back while covering his butt.

He kept scolding Hiruzen Sarutobi in his heart. He told him that the prison couldn't hold people. If you didn't believe it, now it's better. The two biochemical perverts ran away together.

"I didn't expect to see you here, Yu Luo-san, but you guessed wrong... I did not escape from prison, but joined the frontline troops as a prisoner who had performed meritorious service, and I happened to be placed here with Orochimaru." Bei Liuhu looked pale. Looking at Yu Luo, his miserable smile was so scary.

"Using prisoners as soldiers... Has Konoha actually reached this point?" Hou Luo swallowed in fear, but thinking about it, a 5-year-old child was thrown into the battlefield, what reason did the group of fresh troops in the prison have? Need not.

"It's all thanks to you, otherwise I wouldn't be able to recognize my true self, and I wouldn't be able to return to Orochimaru's side to engage in research." Beiruhu licked his lips.

"Go back to Orochimaru..." Yuluo looked disgusted.

"Do you want to expand and strengthen your meridians? Maybe Gui Luoya can help you accomplish this..." Bei Liuhu stretched out his hand and turned it into a sticky tentacle like a twisted octopus.

"Never! If you dare to put this kind of thing into my body, I will really tie Q!" Yu Luo waved his hands crazily.

"Haha..." Bei Liuhu had a scary smile on his pale face.

"Lord Orochimaru, I'd better resign!" Yuluo quickly opened the door and left. Anko was still sitting on the wall waiting at the door, as if waiting for a good show, looking at Yuluo with a playful smile:

"Hey, so fast? Doesn't it feel exciting?"

"Oh my god, did you already know that Bei Liuhu was inside!" Yu Luo said in a feigned rage.

"Hahahaha, I know your expression, coward." Hongdou laughed forward and backward.

"I'm not afraid." Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"Don't worry, don't be afraid. Bei Liuhu is now working as the teacher's assistant. He is very strict and will never do anything excessive again." Hongdou waved her hand.

"Come on, it's just following Orochimaru that's scary. Maybe one day the two perverts will turn black together..." Yuluo's heart suddenly became frightened: "No, I have to hurry up and try to improve my relationship."

"Let's go, the battle report is here. I have to get one quickly." Hongdou waved her hand.

"What's so interesting about the battle report? Konoha's military fortunes are booming every day, Sunagakure is losing ground, Kirigakure is a bunch of salty fish, and Iwagakure shoots himself in the foot." Yu Luo was not interested.

"Look at the Light Warrior! Maybe there will be a column!" Hongdou looked forward to it.

"You also believe in light?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Of course, there is an unknown story hidden behind the handsome and charming real character, the mysterious and righteous hero..." Hongdou's face turned slightly red and she looked like a girl.

"That's my account..." Yu Luo wanted to cry again.

"Let me tell you, I once dreamed that the light warrior was actually you, because every time you go on a mission, the light warrior will appear. Hey, it seems that I have overthought it. The light warrior has now gone to the Kingdom of Fire. Now." Hongdou held her little hands, her face full of excitement.

"Hinata Natsu... why the hell are you giving me back my equipment!!!"

……

"Uluo, I know you are feeling very sad about Xia's disappearance, but you still have to be careful when doing things. How could there be only so little food left in the warehouse? Put it on the plate again." Kosuke Maruhoshi shook his head helplessly and brought Yuluo up. The order was pushed back.

"Well...that's really all. There was a rat infestation in the warehouse a few days ago, and a lot of things were eaten." Yu Luo swallowed nervously.

"What? Rat plague?" Maruhoshi Kosuke was stunned.

"Yes, the old rat plague may have spread from Konoha, but fortunately, I have eliminated them all." Yuluo pulled down his clothes angrily, and all the shikigami on his body showed their big bellies. You can't let the teacher see your brain is full of fat.

"Do you think I will believe it? This is not the time to joke. To be honest." Maruhoshi Kosuke frowned.

"Uh... okay... Teacher, you know me. I get a headache when I count, so I asked my shikigami to help me count, and I went out for a walk... When I came back, this was the only thing left in the warehouse... …”

Maruhoshi Kosuke slammed the table and sat up suddenly, his hands trembling uncontrollably.

"Teacher, don't be angry. You know Yu Luo. He definitely didn't mean it! If he wants to be greedy, he must be greedy for big things, such as detonating talismans, sealing scrolls, etc. He will definitely not be greedy for this little food." Huibi Shou quickly helped.

"Go away!" Yu Luo kicked him away.

Maruboshi Kosuke's throat squirmed, he sat down weakly, and let out a long sigh. Looking at the student who had saved him several times, he couldn't say any words of blame after all.

"Orochimaru will prepare to attack Sunagakure in three days. Within three days, if sufficient supplies are not prepared, military law will be ruthless... Teacher... can only commit seppuku to atone for his sins."

"Uh... is it so serious? Even the nearest town can't be reached in three days? How about I go talk to Orochimaru? Let him postpone it for a few days?" Yuluo was stunned.

"You have such a big face." Ebisu gave a thumbs up.

"What should we do?" Yu Luo scratched his head: "How about, teacher, let's divide the money here and run away?"

"Get out!" Maruhoshi Kosuke was about to beat someone up.

"Got it!"

Kosuke Maruhoshi could only go to Orochimaru with a bitter face to explain the situation, and took most of the responsibility on himself.

Orochimaru is not someone who likes to verbally criticize others. He just asked Kosuke Maruhoshi to issue a military order to replenish supplies within three days, otherwise he would commit seppuku to atone for his sins.

……

"Yu Luo, Yu Luo, you're in big trouble this time. Anyway, there's no one in your family anymore. Just go with peace of mind. Leave any inheritance to me. I'll help you take care of your shikigami." good……"

Before Ebisu could finish his words, a black cat fell on his face and performed the Meow Fist.

"Why don't you just find enough food to feed two thousand troops in three days? It's hard to beat me, Zhuge Villager?" Yu Luo shook his fan.

"Do you want to borrow food from a straw boat?" Ebisu finally got rid of Miaoji and sat up. When he was a child, he also heard Uro's military stories.

"Excuse me, what is the profession of a villager? Farming, I don't believe that the god in charge of harvests can't grow a piece of sky in the desert!" Yu Luo took out a book, put his hands together, and began to pollute the emperor with his singing spirit. Food.

Since the Baqi Blade was hairy by someone, Yu Yijin had no place to live and could only live in Yuluo's book.

After countless calls, Yu Yijin couldn't stand it anymore and had to get out of the book.

"No, no, no! Da ba ba! The land here is not suitable for growing food at all. Even if it is irrigated with divine power, it will consume too much." Yu Cuijin couldn't help but shake his head.

"Look, you're being stingy again, aren't you? Without investment, how can there be returns? Without ten times leverage, how can a villa be by the sea? If you can grow food in the desert, then you are Mr. Yuan from another world. The power of faith is still there. Isn’t it rolling in and you can’t stop it?”

Yu Luo persuaded earnestly.

"Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard is chanting sutras." Yu Yijin covered his ears.

"Ladies, are you being cute? Believe it or not, I let a mouse eat your idol." Yu Luo said angrily, piercing his waist.

"If you don't look, the bastard is laying eggs." Yu Yijin covered his eyes.

"Hey, Goldfish Man, do you know who the author of this book [How Can Gods Be So Cute] is? Let's go and kill him." Yu Luo sighed.

"No, no... I'll plant it... but I can only plant a little bit..." Yu Weijin stretched out his fingers and pinched a small slit.

"When it comes to being a human being or a god, the most important thing is to be open-minded. If you don't go all-in, you will definitely lose everything. I promise that after this time, I will help you rebuild your golden body, and your faith will come rolling in like a landslide!" Luo helped Yu Weijin spread his fingers.

"Really...really? I'm very innocent, don't lie to me..." Yu Weijin looked suspicious.

"I swear in the name of Goddess Inari!"

"Don't swear in my name!"