I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Hey, did you hear that? The food reserves in the warehouse are insufficient. Orochimaru ordered the logistics department to prepare enough food within three days. There is a bluffing guy who said he would open an altar to pray to the gods."

"Hahahaha...how is it possible...which magician said that?"

"Is that the guy from the zero-win team...named Yu Luo?"

"He, hahahaha... let's go and have a look."

……

"Anko, please, we really need a miko. Regarding belief in gods and other things, the biggest selling point is the beautiful miko..."

"No trouble, as long as you put on this outfit and dance, I will take care of the rest."

"I don't want it!!" Hongdou crossed her arms and looked away.

"Snake lends it to you to play with." Yu Luo threw out the chips.

"They always like to play with me, unless they give me away." Hong Dou's eyes lit up.

"Ahem... I'm not down yet enough to give my wife away... I also have Sui Ji here, who evolved from a hungry ghost. She has the ability to quickly convert the food she eats into chakra. She won't get fat no matter how much she eats, and The more you eat, the stronger you become. It is a must-have for staying at home and staying in shape. No matter how much you eat, you don’t have to worry about turning into a sweet potato." Yuluo coughed.

Hong Dou's ears perked up: "Are you telling the truth?"

"That's right, I won't lie to anyone." Yu Luo saw something interesting.

"Bring the clothes, I'll change right away." Hong Dou seemed to have been poked in the G-spot, and excitedly took the clothes and ran quickly.

He quickly changed and ran back. The new miko uniform revealed half of his snow-white arms under the armpits, and a little miko appeared who was so pure and lively that she could fly.

"How's it going? She looks like a miko, doesn't she?" Anko opened her arms and waved, not feeling any discomfort at all. After all, ninjas were always wearing cool clothes.

On the contrary, Yu Yijin felt uncomfortable and got out of the ground: "Are all witches showing their armpits now? And they have these big white legs."

"Oh, miko must also keep pace with the times. Who is still covering herself up tightly now? This is a copy of Yae Shenzi's miko uniform. It is guaranteed to catch everyone's attention." Yuluo pressed Yujinjin head.

"Bah! Dirty!"

"Who is this dwarf?" Hongdou was a little surprised by this person who suddenly appeared.

"I am the god you want to invite." Yu Yijin looked up at Hongdou.

The two stared at each other.

"Your shikigami loves to joke just like you." Anko spread her hands and said, "Give me the shikigami who can't get fat."

"I'll give it to you after the dance. I'm afraid you'll perfunctory me."

"Hate!"

At this time, Ebisu also ran over: "How long do you want to prepare? The teacher is ready and waiting for you."

"Come on, come on!" Yu Luo poked Yu Weijin's forehead again: "Be more generous later, the reporters are all here, I don't want to let the child catch the wolf."

"The base is here, the base is here!"

……

Kosuke Maruhoshi has also given up. He listened to Yuluo's nonsense and used the power of the logistics minister to issue tasks and direct dozens of people to carry out ground digging operations.

It took two days to dig out dozens of acres of three-meter-thick fine sand, exposing a layer of soil that had been dry for thousands of years. Water escape was used to extract groundwater below a hundred meters to irrigate it, turning it into moist soil. , and planted the seeds, the tired horses and cows in the logistics department stuck out their tongues.

"Three days... three days to create food for 2000 people. They actually chose to farm. I'm afraid no one except the first Hokage can do it, right?"

There were more and more people watching the show on the city wall, and even reporters came to take pictures. I don’t know if it was just a show of mystery or if there were really two brushes.

A wooden altar was erected in front of the newly reclaimed wasteland, with some paper ropes hanging on it, giving it an inexplicable solemn feeling.

Suddenly, a row of little foxes came over standing like humans. They were actually wearing the clothes of angels. Some were holding flower baskets and some were holding ears of rice, which made people look a little surprised.

Following closely behind was a miko sister who was dressed cutely yet solemnly. She walked gracefully towards the altar with small steps, escorted by the little fox.

When it comes to things like doing things, there is only one word: slow.

If you keep nagging for time, otherwise if you finish it in a few minutes, people will feel that the money spent is not worth it.

The more time you spend doing it, the more people think it's money well spent.

In this way, Hong Dou danced on the stage for an hour. Just when her patience was about to be worn out, Yu Luo came on stage wearing a priest's clothes. Hong Dou quickly took the opportunity to run off.

"Tian Lingling and Earth Lingling, you fooled me, I fooled you..." Yuluo Shen Shen was chanting, singing and dancing.

"Get out of here! We want to see the witches dance!" Within 3 minutes, someone started cheering and throwing bricks.

"Inari is shining, Inari is shining, the goddess of the earth is blessing all things, the gods are calling!"

Yu Luo felt that the time was almost up and put his hands together.

Suddenly, golden waves of wheat appeared above the field, and a faint shadow of a goddess appeared, gently blowing across the barren land...

Immediately, buds sprouted quickly on the ground, and then tall and thin stems grew at a speed visible to the naked eye, producing ears of rice one by one. Within a few minutes, the green rice began to turn golden yellow and heavy. The rice stalks are so heavy that they cannot stand straight up.

Yu Yijin's shadow also gradually dissipated.

"..." The audience was silent.

It wasn't until half a minute later that someone walked into the rice field in disbelief, picked off an ear of rice, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and shouted in horror: "It's true...in the desert...it's really true." Rice was grown...or...Akita rice..."

"Mudun...is it Mudun?"

"how is this possible?"

More and more people rushed forward to check whether they were under an illusion.

The war reporters also came forward to take photos with excitement and surprise, and even directly interviewed Yu Luo, a priest.

"Well, it's actually not Mudun, but the blessings that come from praying to the gods. What god are you asking about? She is the goddess Inari. Aren't everyone in the village worshiping her?"

"It's just that I'm quite pious. I worship day and night, and I often sing to the gods. The gods chose me to be the priest. Who made me handsome? Hahahaha..."

"You ask ordinary people whether their wishes will come true? That's definitely not possible. She is not Santa Claus. Her main business is to bring good harvests. Of course, she can also find a partner. She will have a good harvest in love and career."

"What, you want to buy a statue of a god? Of course, 1 taels each."

"Expensive? The blessing from the gods costs 9000 taels, and the statue costs 1000 taels. Is a statue of a god worth 1000 taels?"

Yuluo was blowing up the news below, and the reporter also found a big news, taking pictures and recording it.

Orochimaru stood at the top of the city and watched from a distance, with a very interested smile on his lips.

However, what Yuluo didn't know was that it was not these Konoha ninjas who truly attracted the faith of Yuejin, but the civilians in the Kingdom of Wind.

No one knows how hungry they are for food.

News that someone had grown rice in the desert spread like wildfire in the Kingdom of Wind, and the name of the Inari goddess spread again in this abandoned, barren land.