I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

[Whether to enable simulation...]

[Whether to enable simulation...]

[Whether to enable simulation...]

The waiting information keeps flooding the screen.

Yu Luo suddenly woke up, touched his body quickly, and slapped his forehead: "Damn it, he's not dead!"

He remembered that just when Ye Cang finally burst into flames, Maruboshi Kosuke brought in a giant water dragon, Hinata Hizashi rescued him in time, and Ebisu also climbed up the city wall and shook a detonating rocket car, which finally forced Ye Cang to death. Ran.

However, Yuluo was also sent to the medical class due to severe burns and fell into a coma.

"It's good that he's not dead... This Ye Cang is a bit too fierce. Please be more careful in the future."

"Finish this copy and start the next one."

I have passed the copy of Battle of Two Gods seven or eight times, and I am tired of grinding points. Let’s see what the next copy has.

[A new copy is opened and new talents are being generated...]

[1: You are a charcoal seller, your fate is -1]

[2: Orphan: Your family is all dead, fate -2]

[3: You will randomly become an animal]

[4: Natural affinity: natural and close to nature]

[5: 999 years old: You are 999 years old]

[6: You won’t get drunk after a thousand cups: you have a good capacity for drinking]

[7: Beauty is justice: for every three points of appearance, 1 point of constitution will be added]

[8: Half-demon: All initial attributes +1]

[9: Happy Time: You can get happiness from drinking]

[10: Furui Control, you can get happiness when controlling animals]

"Is your talent so great this time?"

"Charcoal seller? Are all your family members dead?" Yu Luo suddenly became alert.

The two talents that look very crotch-stretching seem to be hiding some terrible information.

Let’s test the waters with this first.

"I choose: [Charcoal Seller] [Orphan]...and another [Yan Ji Zhengyi]!"

【Appearance: 9】

【Physical: 5+3】

【Wisdom: 3】

【Destiny: 3-3】

[Points distribution completed, new copy is being generated...]

[Filling the wine gourd with wine...]

[Is adding ice to the snow mountain...]

[Stealing Miaoji’s fish...]

[Stretching the Daitengu's nose...]

[Affixing a tail to the fox...]

[The copy is generated! 】

[Current Timeline: Kaguya Era]

[Current copy: Hundred Demons Night Journey]

[Copy background: Abundant natural energy can breed countless monsters. Hundred monsters feed on humans, while Kaguya feeds on monsters. 】

[Acquired identity: Orphan, charcoal seller]

[You are an orphan living in the snow-capped mountains. You have made a living by cutting firewood and selling charcoal for generations. Your family was eaten by monsters. You managed to survive because you went down the mountain to sell charcoal. 】

[Acquire temporary skills: efficient wood chopping, warm-up breathing technique]

Fall into the copy.

……

Cold cold cold cold! ! !

As soon as Yu Luo opened his eyes, he saw a vast expanse of white. He hugged the thin cotton clothes on his body and shivered violently.

Behind him is his "home", a wooden shelf with no air leakage. There is an extinguished fire inside, with a dark pot on top and some boiled leaves in it.

The quilt next to it was also wet and exposed, and its ability to keep warm was seriously doubted.

In addition to a badly rusted broken ax in his hand, a shabby cotton coat on his body, and a broken kiln for burning charcoal, he had all his belongings.

"Is this... the legendary Destiny 0?" Yu Luo almost knelt down.

In fact, my identity is not that bad. Everything stems from a disaster a few years ago. After my family was eaten by monsters in the mountains, the house was also destroyed, and I had to sell all my belongings to bury them. .

"Oh my god, I don't have a penny in my pocket. I can't really eat leaves at night. I'd better chop some firewood and sell it to make some money." Yu Luo rubbed his hands, carried a broken basket and ran towards the snow-capped mountains behind the house. .

A temporary skill [Warm-up Breathing Technique] was passed down from his father. By adjusting his breathing, he can save more effort when running and chopping down trees. He can still feel warm in the snow even though he is wearing single clothes.

I stepped on the calf-deep snow and ran to the snow-capped mountains behind me. Although it was dangerous and wild wolves often appeared here, which scared the villagers away, the trees were well-preserved, thick and strong, and they were burned out. The charcoal is also plentiful, resistant to burning, and can be sold at a good price.

"tui! tui!" Yu Luo spat into the palm of his hand, picked up the ax and chopped down a maple tree.

With Yan Ji Zhengyi's blessing, his physique has reached 8 points, and chopping down trees is as easy as chopping vegetables. The only thing that limits his performance is the tattered axe.

The snow-capped mountains are really beautiful, as quiet as a sleeping beauty. Yu Luo, who grew up in the south and has never seen heavy snow in his life, was so excited that he couldn't help but sing loudly.

"Prosperity is like three thousand east flowing water~I only take a scoop of love to understand~I only love the butterfly you incarnate~"

"Your hair is like snow~ It's so poignant to say goodbye~ Who did I touch by burning incense~"

The more the tree was chopped, the stronger it became, and the hotter it became. He couldn't help but take off his clothes, revealing his strong muscles, sweating like rain, and stuffing snow into his mouth when he was hungry.

In just half a day, Yuluo had already filled the rattan frame and carried it down the mountain singing folk songs. Sometimes a simple life is so satisfying.

It took some time to bake the wood into charcoal. Yuluo also used the knowledge of wilderness survival learned from Maruboshi Kosuke to dig out some rhizome plants in the snow, and used a simple animal trap to catch a rabbit and skin it. Then stuff them into a charcoal kiln and bake them together.

"I don't know what the gimmick of this dungeon is, killing monsters? Let's go to the town to find out first." Yu Luo pulled out the roasted charcoal and put it into a rattan basket, and walked towards the small town at the foot of the mountain.

The town is really small, and many people can't stand the snowy climate here all year round, so they run to cities further south. Most of the people who stay are nostalgic old people.

Yu Luo, a handsome young man with a face value of 9, walked down the street carrying a full frame of charcoal and was immediately welcomed by many people.

"Yo! Tanlang! How is Tanlang today?"

"Sell me some, I've run out of charcoal."

"Tanlang, help me move the goods!"

Yuluo, who was welcomed by many people for the first time, quickly sold all the charcoal and got more than a dozen copper coins.

Everyone sympathizes with this young man's plight, but these days the landlord's family has no surplus food, and there is no way to help him.

Yuluo took the pitiful copper coins and walked to the only tavern in the town, which was known to be the most well-informed place.

"Warm two bowls of wine and ask for a plate of peanuts." Yu Luo handed out nine large coins.

"What a rare guest! Tanlang is actually willing to drink?" The tavern owner was a little surprised and took out two bowls of wine from the jar.

You must know that there are many people who don't have enough to eat these days, and there is even less wine brewed from grain.

"Haha, I'm a little cold. Warm yourself up." Yu Luo smiled and leaned against the warm stove.

"I tell you, it's better to come to our place less, save some money, repair the house, buy some beds and quilts, and marry a beautiful wife as soon as possible and start a family." The shopkeeper brought two full bowls of wine.

He is the shopkeeper, the head of this small village, and he is very concerned about the few young people in the village.

"Hey, honey, we'll see you later." Yu Luo picked up a bowl of light wine and sipped it.

"Men, you still have to start a family. Once you have a family, you will have hope for life, and Lao Tan's family will also have a daughter." The shopkeeper said cheerfully.

"Hehe, if there is someone suitable, the village chief uncle can introduce him... By the way, I want to ask something, have you heard that there are monsters appearing recently?" Yu Luo said with a smile.

The village chief's expression immediately changed, and he advised earnestly: "What? Are you still thinking about avenging your family? You can provoke the wolf monster too? Darling, just thank God for saving your life! Why go and die? ?”

"Uncle Village Chief, don't get too excited. I'm just going to ask... So are there people who specialize in killing monsters?" Yu Luo asked again.

"I heard from the person who collected the medicinal materials that there is a group of people in the south who call themselves Ninja sects who will help catch monsters... I'm afraid they won't be too lazy to come over." The village chief thought for a while.

"It's a ninja sect again... boring." Yu Luo felt bored when he heard the name.

"You can live here with peace of mind, get married and have children! Don't always think about revenge. Humans can't fight monsters!" the village chief advised again.

"Haha, I got it." Yu Luo casually asked for some information, such as where on the mainland this village is. The village chief didn't know, but he could probably guess that this was the Kingdom of Iron or the Kingdom of Snow.

Across the entire continent in one fell swoop.

"I'm leaving. I'll bring you some charcoal tomorrow." Yu Luo waved his hand.

"Okay, it just so happens that I don't have any charcoal here. Come on, the drunkard who passed by last time forgot this here. Take it with you to drink, so as not to freeze." The village chief also took a gourd from under the counter and filled it with water. Full of wine.

"Then thank you very much! Hehe." Yu Luo felt the benefits of having a face value of 9. He could give away equipment wherever he went.

With this in mind, I went to the blacksmith shop next door and borrowed their tools to sharpen my blunt axe. I was also given an old hatchet as a gift.

Looking at the warm little village, and thinking of my dilapidated house with air leakage, I suddenly had the idea of ​​not wanting to go back.

But after thinking about it, I decided to forget it, save some travel expenses, and plan to go south for a while. I would first find Hamura and the others to get some chakra.

I returned to my shabby house and slept in the cold wind all night. If I hadn't been in good health, I would have frozen to death.

There was no other way, Yuluo could only go up the mountain to cut firewood again, get some planks to repair the house, and burn some charcoal to sell for money.

In this way, Yuluo lived a comfortable pastoral life under the snow-capped mountains. Every day he ate barbecue, sang songs, drank wine and chopped trees. He had the leisure of chopping firewood under the East Kiln and leisurely seeing the Nanshan Mountains.

Two months have passed. With his hard work, the small shabby house has been repaired to the point that it is watertight. He has also bought a new thick bedding, and at least he can sleep comfortably.

Until one day, Yu Luo was cooking rabbit meat hot pot in the small house, and the village chief suddenly opened the door with great excitement, grabbed Yu Luo's sleeve, and said with great excitement:

"Tanlang, do you want a wife or not? If you want a wife, as long as you ask Jinkou, I will bring it to you later!"

"Haha, then you can bring it to me." Yu Luo smiled.

"Okay, hurry up and clean up here. I'll be back soon." The village chief ran away in a hurry again.

"Hey, let's have a meal before we leave!" Yu Luo scratched his head and looked at his room again to see if there was anything he needed to tidy up around the walls.

Before his rabbit meat pot was cooked, the village chief opened the door again. This time he was not alone, but also brought a woman wearing thin rags. The old rabbit skin hat was stained with white snow, and her thin legs were Cheeks turned red from cold.

"Ah... this?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Hey, poor people, you are hiding from the war in the south! I just want to find a family with a stutter! You guys, have a good time, we will have a wedding tonight, and give birth to a big fat boy next year!" The village chief smiled happily, excited He exited and helped Yu Luo close the door.

Yu Luo and this miserable girl were left in this house.

It’s true that Yu Luo likes to have sex for free…and not everyone does it for free!

He is a person with morals, bottom line, and standards!

At least as beautiful as Platycodon, right?

"My name is Tan Lang... what's your name?" Yu Luo, an old pervert, was a little embarrassed.

"Xue Jian...my name is Xuejian..." The village girl bowed slightly.

"You're hungry, let's eat something. You can use my bowl for the freshly cooked rabbit pot. I haven't eaten it yet." Yuluo quickly scooped up a bowl of hot rabbit soup and handed it to Xuejian.

"Thank you..." Xuejian took the bowl and thanked her somewhat stiffly. Maybe the village girl had never been so polite.

"Um... wherever you want to go, I'll take you there. Look at my shabby house. I really can't accommodate two people here." Yu Luo was embarrassed and planned to cancel the engagement.

"No! I'm going to be here! Don't drive me away, I can sew clothes..." Xuejian quickly put down the bowl, shaking her head in panic.

"Uh, okay..." Yu Luo scratched his head. He was probably a poor man fleeing from famine. He was scared of hunger and cold along the way.

"I'll go to town to buy another set of mattresses. The water next door is boiled, so you can take a bath to warm yourself up." Yu Luo pointed to the house next to him. It was a bathhouse he designed. It used the waste heat from burning charcoal to boil water. It was snowing heavily. Take a bath every day and don’t feel too comfortable.

"Thank you..." Xuejian bowed politely again.

Yu Luo walked out, feeling a little baffled, and wanted to warm her up and send her away.

When I came to town, I used the money I had saved recently to buy a bedding and clothes, drank a glass of wine and headed back.

There were many people in the bathhouse next door. Xuejian had obviously gone in to take a bath. Yu Luo walked over and put down his clothes and knocked on the door: "Xuejian, I put your clothes at the door for you."

"Thank you..." It was still a somewhat stiff response.

Yu Luo returned to the living room and spread the bedding, leaning against the window, drinking a small drink, waiting for Xuejian to finish taking a bath.

Not long after, he saw Xuejian changing into her newly bought cotton clothes and walking out of the bathhouse.

Yu Luo was stunned and the wine bottle fell to the ground.

beautiful.

Perhaps the rags she wore before covered up her beauty. After washing herself and putting on a blue kimono, her skin was like snow, her figure was slim, she had long light blue hair, and her face was as white and round as a crescent moon... .

With lightning speed, Yu Luo rolled up the quilt he just bought and threw it into the charcoal kiln outside the window.

"Miss Yukimi."

“All the bedding is sold out in town.”

"Why don't we get into a nest and survive for a day?"