I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

This begins a life of shamelessness and shame for Xuejian.

One chops wood and the other sews clothes.

Yu Luo always cuts a lot of firewood to keep the house warm, because Xue Jian seems to be frozen and his body is always cold.

Xuejian sewed the rabbit skins caught by Yu Luo into leather jackets and put them on Yu Luo so that he would not feel cold when going out.

Yu Luo taught Xue Jian how to sing in the mountains. The two often held each other and rowed the sled, cheering and flying across the snow-capped mountains.

Xuejian, who was shy at the beginning, gradually became more open-minded.

The small farm life continued until the snowstorm there a year later.

Under the snow-capped mountains, in a cozy cabin, a man is sharpening a hatchet to be used tomorrow, and a woman is mending damaged rabbit-skin shoes.

A muscular man with fiery red hair, bare-chested, carrying a wine gourd in one hand, stood barefoot in the snow, kicked open the door of Yuluo's house, and did not care about the surprised owner inside the door. Sit down in front.

"Hahaha, Xue, this damn place you're hiding in is so easy for me to find!"

Suddenly horns sprouted from Yu Luo's head, and the rabbit skin hat hanging at the door turned green.

"Alcoholic... ex... ex-husband!?"

Once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of straw ropes for ten years, Yuluo was afraid of green, Kaguya didn't care, she went there with the mentality of free prostitution, this Yukijian is real love!

The beautiful wife couldn't bear the rude domestic violence of her drunkard husband. She had no choice but to abandon the 18 children at home who were waiting to be fed. She was forced to leave the family and flee into the vast sea of ​​snow. Now she was finally found...

A bloody scene came to mind.

"Hey... please leave! Don't disturb my life!" Xuejian gritted his teeth.

"Is this considered life? Accompanying a useless human man? And this broken house?" The red-haired man looked at everything here jokingly.

"This has nothing to do with you." Xuejian's answer was so full of stories.

"The dignified Snow Girl has actually fallen in love with a human man. Do you really like him, or do you just use him as a training tool?" The red-haired man smiled contemptuously, without even looking at Yu Luo from beginning to end.

"Snow Girl?" Yu Luo was shocked, no wonder it was so cold inside...

"Husband, trust me, let me go out and solve this matter." Xuejian grabbed Yuluo's hand with sincere eyes.

"Madam... tell me, this guy is not your ex-husband, and I am not the furnace for your cultivation." Yu Luo's eyes were affectionate.

"What nonsense are you talking about... My heart... has belonged to you since the first time I heard you singing in the mountains. I have never seen a person live so passionately... It melts my cold heart. ...I really want to learn such a passionate life." Xue Nu held Yu Luo's hand tightly.

"Ahhhh! It's so disgusting, so disgusting! Anyway, if you don't come with me now, I will kill him, and then kill everyone you know in the town!" The red-haired man grabbed his hair and roared. .

"Husband...wait for me to come back! Soon...soon..." Xue Nu took off Yuluo's hand, tears streaming from her eyes.

"Looking at this tone, you want to fight. My drunken uncle's favorite thing to do in his life is drinking and fighting, hahahaha!" The red-haired man's smile made the window paper tremble.

"Wait...I'll finish sharpening the knife and go with you. It'll be quick." Yu Luo sharpened the knife faster.

"Husband...he is a demon..." The snow girl was stunned.

"I'm so annoyed that a mere human man dares to make me wait!" Shutun punched him impatiently.

Yu Luo's figure jumped back as lightly as a swallow, and the hatchet in his hand struck heavily on Shu Tun's wrist, leaving a deep wound.

"I told you to wait, why are you so impatient? Do you have tetanus now?" Yu Luo smiled jokingly.

"Husband...husband..." Xue Nu retreated to Yu Luo, with a look of disbelief on her face.

"You are not the only one with a secret. Your husband is not talented. He is the heir to the breath of fire, and you are the charcoal chicken man!" The corner of Yu Luo's mouth raised a confident smile with a face value of 9, and he took a deep breath, and his skin immediately became hot and burning. Red, long hair flying as if on fire.

"What...did you already know..." The Snow Girl seemed to have a premonition.

"Of course, I knew it from the first day. How could a hungry person not stare at the food, but stare at my extremely charming face! I have always been the only one who prostituted others for free, how could there be anyone else? You're using me for nothing!" Yu Luo raised the corner of his mouth slightly, his eyes full of shrewdness.

"Okay! Okay! Even a mere human dares to call himself an uncle. Just as I want, let's fight!!! Hahahahaha!!" Jiutun's wild laughter even made the snow on the roof fall.

"Grab my wife! Nisnei!" Yu Luo stepped on the floor, and his body instantly turned into an afterimage and struck out, with a sword like a rainbow and flames dancing.

"Well done! It's been a long time since I've met a human worth fighting!" Shutun crossed the gourd in his hand and blocked it in front of the knife. He easily blocked Yuluo's attack without even taking a step back.

"Breaking Mountain Style...can be used for more than just soft fists! Flame Slash!" Yu Luo gritted his teeth hard, and the natural energy of flames passed through the ghost gourd, hitting Shutun's chest like a whip, leaving behind A dark burn.

Maybe there are some friends who remember Zi Luo, who had a close match with Xiao Li's Eight Gate Dunjia. Because he couldn't refine chakra, he created his own [Seven-day Calling Technique], which allowed him to absorb the natural energy in the air and strengthen himself. .

This technique could be practiced in an era when natural energy was scarce. Thousands of years ago, it was a matter of course that someone would create a breathing method suitable for human practice.

"A mere human... actually hurt this uncle twice!! Hahahaha! I approve of you!" Jiutun screamed wildly, and the demonic power in his body exploded and knocked Yuluo out.

"Take your pussy, you guys, the more you fight, the happier you are?" Yu Luo glanced at Xue Nu.

"Shuten is a fighting maniac...be careful!" Yuki-onna immediately deployed an ice wall to block the sudden attack of Shuten.

"Ha! Have a good fight!" Shuten easily smashed the thick ice wall with one punch, and kicked Yuluo out of the house with one kick, leaving a human silhouette on the board.

"Ah... the house I worked so hard to build, you are dead!" Yu Luo dragged the flaming hatchet and ran towards Shutun. Although his sword skills are not exquisite, they have been refined countless times after thousands of years. Skills and experience, simple and efficient.

The fiery red sword dance was like a dancing spirit, attacking Shuten continuously.

Shuten's skin was so thick, and Yu Luo's hatchet was just an unqualified iron tool of this era, it was difficult to hurt his vitals for a while.

Most of the snow girl's attacks were large-scale. Worried about grabbing her husband, she didn't dare to attack with all her strength. She could only throw ice picks from a distance, but the damage was also pitifully low.

"Is this the only level? Hahahaha, in this case, I am going to take action!" Jiutun raised his neck, took a swig of the wine from the gourd, and sprayed it towards Yuluo.

When the strong wine met the flames of Yuluo's Breath of Fire, it caused a sea of ​​​​purgatory fire without even needing a follow-up attack.

"Honey, please help me put out the fire!" Yu Luo immediately rushed towards Xue Nu, a blast of cold breath came out, and the alcohol and fire on his body was extinguished.

"Hahahaha!" Jiutun burst into laughter looking at Yuluo's embarrassed appearance.

"This won't work. This guy is also a fire attribute. My breath of fire can't hurt him at all." Yu Luo gritted his teeth.

"Husband, let me try..." The snow girl said hesitantly.

"Are you sure?" Yu Luo looked back.

"No... Shuten is the strongest monster in Dajiangshan, and I am no match for him..." Yuki Onna shook her head.

"Hey, have you guys agreed? Hurry up and please me!" Jiutun put his hands on his hips and took a swig from the wine gourd.

"Run! Go to the lake where we often skate!" Yu Luo suddenly grabbed the snow girl's hand and ran quickly towards the snow mountain.

"Run? I hate enemies who run away the most!" Jiutun suddenly turned cold and chased after the two of them.

The couple often skis in the snow. The snow girl skillfully forms skis under their feet, and they quickly travel through the snowy mountains.

Shuten's physical fitness was also unexpectedly good. He could run very fast with his bare feet without opening too much distance.

There is an unnamed lake under the snow-capped mountains, which is covered with thick ice all year round. The two of them often come here to skate and play. It is also where Yuluo fishes and improves his food.

The snow girl also understood what Yu Luo meant. When the two came to the lake, ice blades formed under their feet and drew a beautiful arc on the lake.

Shutun ran so fast that he didn't notice the lake covered with thin snow. He stepped on the ice and due to the inertia, he slid forward for more than ten meters before stopping.

"Hey, you brought me here, do you think you can deal with me?" Jiutun sneered disdainfully.

"Of course." Yu Luo rekindled the fire with the woodcutter in one hand, stepped on the ice blade and launched an attack with extremely flexible steps.

"You self-righteous human being! I want you to know what a great demon is!" Jiutun drank the spirit in one gulp and sprayed a continuous stream of demonic alcohol mist towards Yuluo. Even if he didn't touch it, he could still smell the enchanting mist. Indulging in the dreamy aroma of wine.

Yu Luo bit the tip of his tongue and forced himself to wake up. At the same time, he waved the flaming hatchet and waved a scene of fire willows around Shuten in the style of a wooden leaf flowing willow. Sparks fell one after another, and it was as beautiful as a thousand pear trees blooming.

After completing a set of eighteen moves, Yuluo speed-skated and returned to the snow girl.

"The fire dragon swings its tail, the fire dragon plays in the water, the fire dragon throws the big bird...!"

"Phew... call it a day."

"That's it? I don't even know what you're doing." Jiutun brushed the sparks off his chest with disdain.

"Look at your feet." Yu Luo smiled.

On the ice, a giant circle cut out by a flaming hatchet was rapidly shattering.

Jiuting was startled and quickly wanted to jump away, but his heavy weight caused the ice to break faster, and he fell into the water with a splash.

"Madam, it's your turn next." Yu Luo put away her knife and crossed her arms.

The snow girl's eyes turned blue, and she pressed her hands on the ice. The extremely cold breath instantly poured into the lake, freezing everything quickly.

"Asshole! Despicable human beings, don't let me come out...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, me, this uncle is coming out!!!" Shutun drank a large gulp of ice water, feeling that every drop of water around him was freezing rapidly, and his body gradually became stiff, and finally became A lump of ice sank to the bottom of the lake.

"What's the use of having power? How did the pig die? It was so stupid." Yu Luo shook his head helplessly.

"But... Shuten has many close friends behind him, are we always keeping him in ice?" Yuki-onna was a little worried.

"Let him dry out his temper for two days. Let's go home first and get to know each other's new identity in depth. Hmm..." Yu Luo said with a smirk on his face.

"How good is your husband..." Snow Girl's cheeks turned red, her body temperature dropped, and her eyebrows and pupils returned to black.

"Don't change! What I want is the snow girl!"

"I hate it, it's so cold!"

"I like!"

……

[The copy reaches the save point, will it temporarily return? 】

"Ah...it seems to be a long copy. It has been here for a while. Let's go back and take a look."

"return!"

[Skills for defeating Shuten: Obtain 200 simulation points]

[Exchangeable for: Shikigami? Snow Girl: 800 points]

[Shikigami? Shuten: 1800 points]

[Ghost Gourd: 1000 points]

"Oh! Can Yuki Onna be redeemed too? I thought I had to convert into a shikigami!" Yuluo was excited for a moment and exchanged Yuki Onna for it without saying a word.

The Ghost Gourd should also be a good thing, but there is no simulation point. Let’s talk about it later.

return.

……

"Hey, there's a new one!"

"Hey, the new white-haired girl, call me eldest sister! I will protect you from now on!"

"I am the principal, and we are married! You all must give way."

"Nani! Is there such a thing?"

"Sir! We also want to get married(;???Д??`)"

Before Yuluo opened his eyes, the lively noise of the shikigami could already be heard in his ears.

"Well... please be quiet... can someone give me a can of Coke to clear my throat?" Yu Luo coughed twice and sat up from the ground with difficulty.

"Ah ah ah! Yu Luo, you finally woke up! I thought you were going to wear your braids!" Ebisu's voice suddenly sounded next to him.

"Go away, you just raised your braid. How many days have I been sleeping?" Yu Luo moved his joints, feeling that he hadn't moved in a long time.

He was sleeping in a tent in a medical class. In addition to Ebisu, there were two Hyuga ninjas. When they saw Yuluo waking up, they immediately ran out to inform Hyuga that Hizashi was there.

"Three days! Three whole days! Do you know how we spent these three days? You were unconscious for three days, and Sunagakure beat you for three days!" Ebisu was about to cry but had no tears.

"Who told you I was unconscious? I just fell asleep." Yu Luo yawned, feeling that the simulation time was extremely long.

Maybe it’s because this relationship is more thoughtful?

"Sleep...Did you dream about another ancestor? Is there anything in this ghost place that makes you dream?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Dream...did you learn a new soft boxing technique?" Hinata Hizashi also rushed in at this time. Hinata, who always pays attention to image, was now in a mess, his face was black and red, and his clothes were damaged everywhere.

Obviously the battle these days has been really difficult.

"Oh, it turns out that the Hinata family is not only clairvoyant, but also has ears!" Yu Luo gave a thumbs up.

"Uh... Sir, are you okay?" Hizashi felt that he was a little abrupt.

"It's okay, I'm just a little thirsty." Yu Luo pointed to his dry throat.

Ebisu then took a bottle of Coke from the box next to him and gave it to Yuluo.

"No dog even drinks hot Coke." Yu Luo shook his head.

"Don't think that you can be picky just because you are a wounded person. Where can I find ice cubes for you in this damn place?" Ebisu rolled his eyes.

"Open your eyes and watch carefully!" Yu Luo closed his eyes and mobilized the power of the snow girl. His eyebrows turned frosty white, and his pupils slowly turned into clear blue.

A wave of cold air came out, and the Coke in his hand suddenly condensed with water droplets.

"This...this...this...is this ice escape?" Ebisu pointed in horror.

"How could..." Hinata was almost surprised.

If Yuluo could dream of his ancestors and bring back lost ninjutsu, this would be easy to explain.

Ice escape is the limit of blood inheritance!How could it happen after just one sleep?

"Uh... you don't understand genetic matters..."

"I was roasted by Ye Cang, right? The internal organs are almost cooked, right?"

"This cell gene has its own sense of resistance. It's like being poisoned once. It will have antibodies next time. When the outside world feels high temperature, its circulatory system will automatically adjust the temperature to resist changes in the outside world..."

"In addition, I am extremely talented, so I awakened Ice Escape!" Yu Luo spread his hands.

"So...simple?" Hinata was almost stunned. If it were so simple, would a person who had been stabbed every day be able to awaken the Steel Release?

"Such awesome cells... how could they become a piece of trash like you..." Ebisu felt extremely resentful.