I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Bingkuoluo... is my life."

A group of people were sitting by the lake, drinking iced Coke, with the sun shining on their shoulders. Heat and death were no longer so scary, as if they were sitting on the rooftop of their own home, free and at ease.

"Although I don't want to admit it, this kind of young people's stuff... does make people feel happy." Maruhoshi Kosuke nodded.

"That's right, I'm a happy fat boy, hiccup~" Yu Luo let out a long breath.

"Now that you have Ice Release, the chef class will be left to you. With my true inheritance, you will definitely be able to make dishes that will satisfy everyone." Maruhoshi Kosuke looked at Yuluo with satisfaction.

"Ah?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"After all, you are also a member of the Logistics Department. You have not been assigned any tasks recently. Everyone is working hard. You should do something for the army." Maruhoshi Kosuke smiled slightly.

"Okay... a pot of iced sour plum soup should make everyone feel better." Yu Luo scratched his head, knowing that he shouldn't show off.

On the same day, this temporary canteen served a chilled meal, refreshing noodles with soy sauce, cold sour plum soup, a simple meal that even a vegetable person could not help but cook and eat a big bowl of.

The only pity is that Sunagakure's group of rotten dogs, who don't like other people's good deeds, smelled the smell and came to attack again.

This forced Konoha's ninjas to drop their bowls, curse and return to the city to prepare for defense.

"Oops, it's such a hot day, even if there is a snow girl, the advantage is not mine." Yu Luo was a little distressed.

"What are you doing? Hide quickly. You don't think you can do better than Ye Cang with Ice Release, do you?" Ebisu shrank his neck and put a veil on himself to avoid being recognized by Ye Cang.

"Go, help me think of a way to lure Ye Cang under the lake." Yu Luo thought of a good idea.

"Fart, I won't do this, I won't kill you." Ebisu shook his head crazily and was about to hide.

"Hey, don't leave. How about you give Ye Cang artificial respiration later?" Yu Luo winked.

Ebisu's ears suddenly pricked up: "Human...artificial respiration...?"

"Yes, I plan to attack Ye Cang with water. When she chokes on the water, how about you give her artificial respiration?" Yuluo teased Ebisu mischievously.

"Really?" Ebisu shook his ears.

"I, Yu Luo, have gone out of my way to help my brothers. I have never betrayed my friends. If you are worried, I can swear to you." Yu Luo chuckled.

"I don't believe you, but I'm willing to take a gamble. What should I do?" Ebisu thought about it lustfully.

"I'll dive down and wait. You think of a way to knock her under the water and ask the teacher to help. He has great water escape. Go ahead." Yuluo slapped Ebisu on the butt, jumped down to the surface of the water, and used the sky to Start making air balloons by using a hood.

Soon, Sunagakure's attack was launched again, as fierce as ever. A large number of ninja weapons were thrown into the battle, causing rubble to fly all over the camp.

Granny Chiyo was unable to attack the small Konoha camp for a long time, which made her more impatient and her attacks became more violent.

After so many days of fierce fighting, most of the ninja weapons at the top of Konoha City have been destroyed, and the detonating talisman rockets have also been consumed. The strength of the blocking force suddenly became weak. In less than half an hour, the city wall was breached, and people entered The most brutal melee.

Ye Cang, as always, separated from the main force, because the damage range of her Burning Escape was too large and it was easy to accidentally injure her teammates, so even in group battles, she acted alone.

Her mission was to find Konoha's logistics supply points and then destroy them. However, during several attacks, she couldn't find them anywhere after searching several times, which made her wonder if Konoha had hidden all the supplies underground.

After capturing several Konoha ninjas, all of them would rather die than surrender. While searching, they suddenly saw a wretched figure running through the trees in panic.

Even with the mask on, the obscenity exuding from his body could not be restrained from leaking out.

The most abominable guy named Yu Luo is useless even if he is not dead. This guy is not a good guy. In addition, they are all in the logistics force, so they must know the location of the warehouse.

"Stop!" Ye Cang stretched out his hand, formed a fireball, and threw it towards Ebisu.

"Beast-like Ninja Technique? 6? 1 Chasing the Moon Rabbit!" Ebisu suddenly made a seal, his legs turned into the shape of rabbit legs with reverse joints, and he jumped ten meters away, avoiding the fireball.

"Bang..." Ye Cang missed the blow and immediately chased after him.

Ebisu panicked and jumped to the edge of the lake. There was no room for him to jump again: "Don't... don't chase... Sister Ye Cang, by the way, I was also good to you before..."

"Tell me where the warehouse is, and I can give you a good time. Otherwise, I'll start roasting you slowly from your feet to your head, making sure you're still alive." Ye Cang grabbed the fireball with one hand and raised his eyebrows.

"I...I...I won't tell you!" Ebisu gritted his teeth and jumped directly into the middle of the lake.

"Ha, do you think that the mere lake water can block my Burning Escape? Apart from Ice Escape, I have nothing to fear." Ye Cang smiled contemptuously and walked to the lake step by step, leaving only faint ripples.

Arriving at the diving spot of Ebisu, he formed seals with his hands and began to heat the water. Soon, a large area of ​​the lake began to boil and bubble as if boiling.

At this moment, a water dragon sprang out of the water, circling its powerful body, raising its huge head and biting Ye Cang in one bite.

"It's you again, old man. You've lost so many times and you still haven't given up." Ye Cang sneered, waved his hand and formed a seal, opened his mouth and spat out an orange-red flame dragon, facing the water dragon and evaporating it instantly.

However, at this moment, two giant snakes suddenly sprang out from under the water. They were so huge that it was obvious that Yuluo had exerted all his strength, biting towards Ye Cang one from the left and the other from the right.

"What..." Ye Cang was slightly surprised. He quickly dodged the attack of the giant snake and stepped on the scales of the two giant snakes to dodge continuously.

At this time, no matter how stupid she is, she should know that she has fallen into a trap targeting her, and this lake is the battlefield to restrict her.

She had to leave the lake quickly, and the two giant snakes that were constantly attacking each other completely restricted her range of movement. The turbulence of the lake also greatly affected her ability to tread water. When she stepped on the lake, she was instantly knocked out. Past the calf.

After all, he is a ninja from a desert country. Even if he is fully trained, he will not spend much energy on water fighting.

The two snakes churning wildly even caused a whirlpool to form in the water, and the frog-like green-skinned kappa underwater gave Ye Cang the final blow, grabbing her ankles and dragging her deeper into the water.

"Damn..." Ye Cang felt the suffocation caused by the huge water pressure on his lungs, and knew that he had to hurry up. No matter how strong the ninja's physical fitness was, he could not hold his breath for more than 10 minutes.

Flame mode...on! !

In an instant, Ye Cang's beard and eyebrows turned into flames, and the orange chakra steaming all over her body even forced the surrounding water into a steam space, which allowed her to barely breathe.

The kappa holding her ankle was burned into pieces of paper in an instant. The figure of the giant snake swimming under the deep water, feeling this heart-stopping chakra, actually did not dare to approach.

Until a blue chakra slowly rose from the bottom of the lake, and the lake water formed fine ice edges wherever it passed, and the blue light reached the same level as Ye Cang's.

In a chakra film ball, a young man put his arms around a slim blue-haired girl, and the two looked at each other with affection.

"It's you! You're not dead...!!!" Ye Cang gritted his teeth instantly.

"The disaster will last for thousands of years, how could I die at such a young age? Isn't that right, madam." Yu Luo pressed the snow girl's forehead, his eyes full of love.

"We will never be separated." The snow girl looked shy.

"Hey, disgusting thing, since you are not dead, then die quickly! Burning Escape? 6? 1 Halo Dragon!" Ye Cang's eyes flashed with orange light, and a ball of entrenched orange fire dragon condensed in his hand, and he bared his teeth and claws at Yu Luo He bit it off, and where he said it, a white strip of air steamed out of the large lake water.

Yu Luo stretched out a hand: "The bright stars in the sky."

The snow girl clasped hands: "Not as good as the sparkle in your eyes."

As their fingers simultaneously formed the Water Dragon Bullet Seal, blue chakra surged around them, quickly condensing into a huge ice dragon and crashing into the Halo Dragon.

The energy erupted from the two collisions, and a mushroom cloud instantly set off a huge wave on the lake.

"Ice Escape...!!! How is this possible!!" Ye Cang gritted his teeth and stared fiercely at the snow girl in Yu Luo's arms: "How could Kirigakure's salted fish appear in the Kingdom of Wind!"

Yu Luo's eyes were filled with emotion: "As long as we love each other."

The snow girl's face was shy: "Although the wind is three thousand miles away, I will go."

"Shut up! You bitches!" Ye Cang roared hysterically.

Yu Luo smiled: "She is angry."

The snow girl narrowed her eyes: "Because of jealousy."

"Ahhhh! I will burn one of you into charcoal, rub one into ashes, throw one into the sea to feed the sharks, and throw the other into the desert to feed the scorpions, so that you will never see each other for the rest of your life!" Ye Cang was so angry that his whole body The chakra became more and more intense, causing the entire lake to boil.

The violent burning energy quickly pushed back the blue chakra, and Yuluo's skin felt the gradually scalding temperature of the water.

"Even if everything is frozen."

"You are in my eyes too."

The lips of the two people touched slightly, and an astonishing force of extreme cold erupted. Starting from the bottom of the lake, a large area of ​​the lake water began to condense into ice until it reached Ye Cang's body.

"Damn it...this lake water limits the power of the Burning Release...I need to consume double the chakra to reach the usual level." Ye Cang felt the emptiness in his body, couldn't help but restrain some chakra, and actually had a hint of retreat. .

However, there are still two giant snakes lingering in the lake above their heads. It is probably very difficult to pass through their blockade. If you are not careful, the bastards below will find a chance.

"Come again, if you don't take action, I will come." Yu Luo curled his lips.

Shadow Clone Technique!

Seven shadow clones were separated and surrounded Ye Cang in seven other directions, up and down, left, right, front and back. They all turned their hands and began to compress chakra, and this time he condensed the ice escape qigong wave.

"Hey..." Ye Cang gritted her teeth and put on a posture of full defense. She knew that Yu Luo had so many shadow clones at once, and the chakra consumption must be very high. As long as she could withstand this wave of attacks, then she That's the winner.

"Kami...Kami...Ice Escape Qigong Wave!"

One after another, the compressed chakra balls rushed towards Ye Cang quickly, leaving a thick icicle wherever they passed in the lake.

Ye Cang tried her best to dodge the icicles coming from all directions. The anti-gravity in the water made her move extremely unfree. Even so, her excellent reflexes allowed her to avoid all the qigong waves.

"Hey...is this all?" Ye Cang stood among the crisscrossing icicles and sneered disdainfully.

"Is that the only way?" Yu Luo raised the corner of his mouth and gently hugged Xue Nu's waist: "Madam, let her see our garden."

The snow girl blew out an icy wind: "We will bury the flowers here."

In an instant, all the icicles emitted blue chakra light, like branches sprouting in spring, rapidly growing sharp ice branches.

The thick ice branches spread quickly, almost sealing off the area where Ye Cang could dodge.

"Damn it!!" Ye Cang's palms ignited with red chakra, and he slapped the ice branches one by one. However, she just broke one, and more ice branches grew next to it, which forced her to Emit more chakra to disperse the ice branches to avoid the body being punctured.

In a natural environment like the depths of the lake, although the consumption rate of Ice Escape is not as good as in the snow-capped mountains, it is about 70%, while the suppression of Burning Escape is about 200%.

Obviously, after 3 minutes, Ye Cang's chakra was no longer able to sustain, while Yuluo was still chewing on Bingliang Pills, using the talent of a hungry ghost to quickly restore chakra.

Until an ice branch pierced Ye Cang's thigh, her steam film was also pierced, and a large amount of lake water enveloped her against her body, and her oxygen consumption had entered a countdown.

At this stage, the death struggle was meaningless. Ye Cang's hands and feet were entangled with ice branches, and he could no longer move at all. He could only stare at Yu Luo with vicious eyes, with unwillingness written all over his face.

"If you don't accept it, it doesn't matter. Become a nanny slowly. Maybe someone will redeem you." Yu Luo hugged Xue Nu and waited for time to pass.

Ten minutes later, Ye Cang fell into coma.

Yu Luo gnawed on the soldier's food pill and replaced it with a chakra air balloon that had been prepared long ago. He was not in a hurry.

After sending the snow girl back to the eight-foot magatama spiritual space, a group of shikigami were chirping, wanting to be affectionate and affectionate like the snow girl, but Yu Luo couldn't resist them, but chose a fat raccoon dog to come out.

The fat civet cat munching sweet potatoes covered his butt in surprise.

After waiting for another 10 minutes, Ye Cang opened his eyes resentfully, glared at Yu Luo again, and then fell into a coma unwillingly.

"Good guy, this underwater battle has been going on for almost half an hour, awesome." Yu Luo then went over and tied up Ye Cang's hands and feet, and brought them to the surface together.

Ebisu had been waiting impatiently by the lake, licking his lips. When he saw Yuluo carrying a person out of the lake, he hurried over.

"Hurry up! Let me kiss...no, artificial respiration!"

"What a fool, I'm almost fucking dead. If you don't ask your brother if something's wrong first, why don't you ask your sister first?" Yu Luo scolded.

"Then are you okay?" Ebisu asked.

"fine."

"Then get out of the way, don't hinder me from saving people!" Ebisu quickly took Ye Cang from Yuluo's shoulders, laid it flat on the ground, took a few deep breaths, rinsed his mouth, cleared his throat, and closed He opened his eyes, pursed his lips, and took a bite.

So soft...so fat...Ye Cang, why do you still have a beard?

Ebisu opened his eyes.

A big raccoon cat looked at him with tears in his eyes.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Ugh, vomit, vomit..." One person and one cat turned around and vomited at the same time.