I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"This one with black wings and a sword is the Karasutengu. He likes to fight with weapons..."

"This red-winged one is the Flame Dog, and it can create fire storms."

"This one with white wings is a snow tengu. He is as good at making ice and snow as I am."

The snow girl introduces them one by one.

"Hello, dog buddy." Yu Luo waved his hand.

"A mere human actually hurt me..." The big tengu on the ground got up from the ground tremblingly.

"Human, your sword skills are very good, how do you get along with me?" Wu Tengu flapped its black wings and rushed downwards, whistling with a long-handled sword in its hand.

"It's amazing how you can fly!" Yuluo's current swordsmanship has been taught by Maruboshi Kosuke. Not to mention how superb it is, it can be regarded as a master's degree.

Taking a deep breath, the flames burned from the body of the sword, and power exploded from the legs. The body turned into an afterimage and was refracted in the air. While avoiding the attack of the Karasu Tengu, it was cut down like the blazing sun.

"What, a mere human being can actually do such an action...!!" Wu Tengu was startled, but had no time to turn around and quickly waved his wings to block.

The wings were injured, so of course there was another free-range chicken.

However, Wu Tengu's sword skills are really interesting, but compared to the treacherous and changeable skills of later generations, they seem too simple, just like a beginner, just chopping with just a few moves.

Yuluo, on the other hand, continued to display Konoha-style sword skills as if to show off his skills. The flames combined with the sword skills were as brilliant as a stuntman. He actually dazzled the Karasu Tengu and was chopped into pieces by a single blow of his red long-nosed mask.

"Gorgeous...so gorgeous, human...where did you learn sword skills..." Wu Tengu murmured.

"You want to learn? I'll teach you." Yu Luofeng smiled lightly, as if he were a master.

"Human... no, teacher!!!" Wu Tengu knelt down and held up his long sword: "Please teach me this gorgeous sword technique!"

"Hahahaha, it's easy to talk, wait until I deal with the two big dogs in your family." Yu Luo threw away his broken knife, took the long-handled sword of Wu Tengu, and looked at the other two big dogs.

"Your flame is very good, but how does it compare with my fire?" Yan Tiangu's eyes turned red, and the wind of flapping its wings was as fierce as a volcano erupting.

"Husband, let me do this." Xue Nu held Yu Luo's hand tightly.

"We, husband and wife, work together to win these flying simulation coins." Yu Luo looked at each other dotingly.

Under the guidance of Yu Luo, Yuki Ono's ice and snow has already taken the prototype of the future ninjutsu. It is no longer the primitive instinct to use the ice and snow to blow, but to condense an ice dragon into a seal and bite the hot dog in the sky.

Yu Luo stood on the dragon's head, his long hair flying in the strong wind, and the long knife in his hand was burning to the extreme in the love and wind, like dragging a rainbow red chain.

"Fire! Storm!!" Yantian Dog waved its wings, and a fire storm swept towards the ice dragon.

When the two collided, the broken energy burst out like white mist.

"Cut two with one sword? Climb the dragon and slash!"

Yu Luo was like a god who had descended from the world. His flaming sword tore through the mist, and pressed Yan Tiangu's neck with infinite force. He pressed it to the ground until the ground roared, leaving a large human-shaped pit.

"Next!" Yu Luo slashed his sword and pointed at the sky.

Snow Tengu waved its wings and looked down: "Your wife is very good, let me..."

"The Yanren mode is on! Cao Cao is on the west, within, within, and within, within, and within, and within!!!!"

From top to bottom, the Tengu clan was tortured by Yu Luo.

"Hiccup... Daitengu... I'm here to send you invitations... to Ojiangshan... Hundred Demons Night Banquet..." Shuten woke up with a belch.

"You damn drunkard, you all die together!" Yu Luo got angry and beat Jiutun together.

[The Daitengu copy is completed]

[You can temporarily settle and exit]

[Whether to settle in advance]

"Settlement!" Yu Luo was furious and beat Xue Tiangu again.

[Simulation currency settlement: 300 points for defeating the Dai Tengu, 300 points for defeating the Flame Tengu, 300 points for defeating the Karatengu, 350 points for defeating the Snow Tengu, and 250 points for defeating the Crow Tengu]

[Exchangeable: Shikigami? Daitengu? Flame Tengu? Karasu Tengu? Snow Tengu, 1000 points]

[Tengu Uchiwa Fan: 200 points]

[Tengu Long Sword: 100 points]

"Exchange for a snow dog? I'll redeem it one at a time." Yu Luo cursed and exchanged it for something he had missed for a long time.

[Ghost Gourd]: 1000 points

This stuff is really good. Ordinary liquor can be brewed unlimitedly. Drinking demon liquor can increase chakra and can also absorb people. The key is that it tastes great.

After exiting the simulation, Yu Luo took the wine gourd and emptied the ordinary wine inside. He went to the logistics warehouse to find a bottle of tribute wine previously collected by Dofei Yuan and poured it in. After shaking it, the ghost gourd immediately began to gurgling out of the wine stream. , the taste is mellow and rich, enough to drive Shuten crazy.

The stubborn Asma still owes him a jar of ape wine from Huaguoshan.

As for the demon wine, the fire industry dragon that Shutun captured has not been completely digested, so he should still be able to drink it for a while. When it is finished, he will capture the tailed beast and make wine...

Starting from today, Yuluo's logistics canteen has a limited supply of tribute wine. Although due to army regulations, drinking is not allowed, it also allows some old men to relieve their alcohol addiction.

……

Three days later, the troops were completely rested and began to distribute the supplies brought by the logistics team.

Konoha is really rich, and almost everyone in the genin has been assigned 50 detonating charms, because their combat capabilities are still too weak, and detonating charms are their only means to be effective on the battlefield.

A brand new sword replaces the broken blade.

The damaged protective vest was replaced with a complete one, and the whole person's energy and energy were restored instantly.

Almost everyone has a bottle of Bing Liang Pills and the like. After all, this time of taking the initiative, there is a high possibility that there will be no time to cook.

Orochimaru returned the unused seal scroll to Yuluo, the only remaining member of the logistics department, and asked them to be responsible for logistics management.

Yuluo packed a large amount of frozen mutton and frozen fish. He used all the containers that could hold water and filled them with the clear lake water of the Hanhai. When the containers were used up, he went directly to Xue Ji and froze them into ice cubes, so that he didn't have to worry about water during the march. And worry.

After all preparations were completed, Orochimaru's troops set off, leaving a team of a hundred people to deal with the aftermath.

The so-called aftermath...

It is to completely destroy all the war potential that this oasis can provide, including the pasture water resources and the civilian herdsmen here.

No one said anything to stop them. Everyone knew that after Sunagakure invaded the Land of Fire, they did even worse things. They just couldn't bear to see it, and they needed someone to bear the infamy.

……

Orochimaru's troops headed towards the last oasis closest to Sunagakure Village.

As long as this last large oasis is destroyed, Sunagakure will completely lose the ability to enter the Land of Fire with large forces.

The Fourth Kazekage naturally knew this key point, and had long ago ordered to gather all the troops and strictly guard the Lousha Oasis. Apart from Sand Hidden Village, this is the place with the strongest defense in the entire Kingdom of Wind. The number of defenders reached more than 3000. More than double that of Konoha.

However, based on the quality of ninjas like Sunagakure, there are only a few hundred ninjas who come out of the serious eight-school ninja school, and most of them are wild ninjas who can only extract chakra.

After five days of smooth marching, Sunagakure had no intention of intercepting them midway, allowing the Konoha troops to arrive in front of the Rosha Oasis calmly.

For the first time, the people of the Kingdom of Wind felt the fear of their home being invaded. All the sand ninjas stood ready, and almost all the usable equipment was set up on the city wall.

Ninja wars are not like traditional wars. The number of people is too small and it is impossible to surround them on all sides. They can only focus on attacking one side, or use a small number of elites to break in and destroy.

At this moment, the Konoha troops are facing such a giant steel beast with a tiger and a snake. If you are not careful, you will have one of your teeth broken or even be bitten.

Orochimaru's front is still arranging the offensive echelon and assembling the rocket car, while Yuluo has already begun to make rice. This is the teacher's will. No matter how good the fight is, the logistics must keep up and everyone cannot be hungry.

The Chinese delicacy Braised Lamb Finger Rice in the previous life is really a good thing. The meat and vegetable staple food are all put together. It is rich in nutrients and tastes good. It is easy to make and eat. It has become almost everyone's favorite marching food.

Suddenly Hong Dou ran over in military uniform and patted Yu Luo on the shoulder: "Hey! You really plan to be a cook all your life!"

"Otherwise?" Yu Luo yawned and sat on the recliner.

"Bring it here!" Hongdou stretched out his hand.

"What?" Yu Luo hit her hand.

"Lend me Kurohime and Kiyohime, we need Orochi to rush into battle." Anko smiled.

"I won't borrow it. I lose a lot of weight every time I use it. Now that I use it myself, others think it's your psychic beast." Yu Luo folded his arms and rolled his eyes.

I get angry when I think of that time when the Twin Snakes fought against sandworms, and after they won, people actually shouted "Long Live Hongdou".

"Oh, why should we divide it between you and me? Come on! I won't play with you anymore!" Hong Dou grabbed Yuluo's hand and urged with a smile.

"Take it easy. You should also take this soldier with you. Break the formation and let him take the lead. Don't always let Hei Ji hit your head. She is not smart in the first place and will make you stupid." Yu Luo ferried Snake Queen and the soldier together. past.

Even if the terracotta warriors don't have any divine power, they can transform into giant divine weapons, and their defensive power is also the first choice for breaking the formation.

"Hehe! Treat me to sweet cakes when you come back!" Hongdou waved her hand and ran away.

"Damn... Anko, does she like you?" Ebisu suddenly poked his head over.

"Hey, when you fall in love with Two-dimensional, you will find that... three-dimensional women really have no flavor at all." Yu Luo crossed his legs and sighed.

"Who says it's not...my bunny girl will always be perfect." Ebisu blushed with ambiguity on his face.

……

The frontline battle has begun. Yuluo and Ebisu are holding a telescope to watch the show in real time and explain it.

"Come on, come on, the three lines of troops are already on the line, crush them!"

"Let me see the heroes on both sides, both of them are ready to destroy the other side's artillery carts and start a wave of economy!"

"Let's see what the center hero Hongdou is doing. Wow, she actually summoned three snakes at once! Three! She must have used mythical equipment, ancient memories!"

"Wow, she threw a terracotta warrior Xiaoju into the crowd, and started the battle directly. The giant snake charged, sprayed poisonous mist, and the dragon swung its tail, causing full damage. Little Hongdou was like a god descending from the earth, hitting four with one strike, pushing the army line forward. When we arrived at the enemy tower, the enemy couldn't withstand the explosion output and chose to abandon the tower to save their lives!"

"Oh, now that Hongdou's skills are almost gone, will she choose to give up, or take the opportunity to knock down the second tower?"

"As expected of Hongdou, she was confident in her own strength and chose to pursue the victory!"

"Wait a minute, the enemy's mid laner comes out of the fog of war, who is it? Ye Cang! It's Burning Escape Ye Cang! She actually dares to show up!"

"She seems to be talking to Anko?"

"The atmosphere was very uncomfortable. The two women started to talk trash to each other. It seemed like there was a lot of tension between the two parties."

"Look, they are fighting. Ye Cang's fighting style is very fierce. Don't use Lan's crazy throwing skills. He is very passive in the fight!"

"Little sister Hongdou couldn't stand up to his strength, so she chose to retreat. The top laners of both sides clicked to teleport over to support."

"Little girl Hongdou successfully returned to the spring! What does she want to do if she doesn't recover health or produce equipment? She actually walked to the commentary table in a menacing manner!"

"Hey! What does that shameless bitch have to do with you?" Hongdou said angrily.

"Little girl Hongdou actually sprayed C language at the commentator? Does she want to be punished and withdraw from the game?" Yuluo said in surprise, holding up the binoculars.

"Hey! I'm talking to you! What's your relationship with that woman?" Hong Dou pulled Yu Luo's telescope.

"What's the matter? We only had two fights. Can we still beat out the child?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Just two fights? How can she hold such a grudge against you? She came up and asked if you were here?" Hongdou asked suspiciously like a wife who found lipstick marks on her husband's shirt.

"We really had two fights." Yu Luo nodded.

"Goblin fight?"

"A normal fight!"

"Who's winning?"

"I'm just sitting here, and she's a bitch and scolding her. Who do you think won?" Yu Luo spread his hands lightly.

"She won?"

"Please, please use some logic. I won. I beat her like a dog!"

"This is illogical. Even if you have a shikigami, you can't beat Yakura. She is Sunagakure's burning escape hero!" Anko spread her hands.

"If you don't believe me, just ask...why! People from the Sand Coconut Oasis are staying in Platycodon City, just ask Goldfish." Yuluo pointed at Ebisu next to him.

"Yes, I testify that the two of them had an affair." Ebisu nodded.

"Get out!" Yu Luo kicked Ebisu over.

"Okay, even if you win, how on earth did you win, please help me?" Hongdou blinked.

"Do you really want to defeat Ye Cang?"

"Yes, I'm helping you vent your anger. She scolded you so arrogantly. Can you, my brother, help you beat her up?" Hong Dou smiled and hooked Yuluo's neck.

"You talk about loyalty so much that I can't even refute it. If I lend you another shikigami, be careful and run away if you can't beat her." Yu Luo hesitated and lent the snow girl.

Suddenly a trumpet sounded, and Orochimaru withdrew his troops.

"Huh? Aren't you going to fight now?" Hongdou was a little surprised.

"If you don't fight, return the snow girl to me, and I'll lend it to you tomorrow." Yu Luo waved.

"I don't! After retreating, everyone needs to eat. You hurry up and prepare." Hongdou ran away in a flash.

"Hey, you took Snow Girl away, how are you going to make ice cream! I also want to develop Moutai ice cream!" Yu Luo shouted.

It's a pity that Hongdou has run away.

The first day's offensive ended hastily. Each side consumed a batch of supplies, suffered dozens of casualties, and each returned to the camp to eat.

And obviously the delicious food here in Konoha is the best help to restore vitality.

The honest, cute, fat-headed and big-eared civet cat chef has become a favorite star character of many ninjas. The military reporters often help people take photos with everyone. For a while, having a photo with the fat civet cat became very fashionable.