I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

No major war can be resolved in one day, even France lasted 40 days.

The next day, Konoha attacked again.

Hong Dou couldn't wait to take Xue Nu and took the initiative to find Ye Cang, hoping to use Ice Escape to fight Burning Escape.

"Sure enough, you are not clear with that bastard who only dares to let women come out and hides behind them. In this case, I will let him watch you die in my hands." Ye Cang fiercely held a handful of flames. .

"Your tone is much bigger than your breasts!" Hongdou smiled coldly.

The two women talked trash to each other for a while, and immediately started fighting...

The result is obvious. Even Yu Luo can only suppress Ye Cang under the sand coconut lake. Hong Dou only got the help of Xue Nu's ice escape, how could he be Ye Cang's opponent.

After barely holding on for more than half an hour, Hongdou cursed and ran away.

"Hahahaha... I told you no, I might not be able to beat her myself." Yu Luo smiled and wiped Hong Dou's aggrieved little dark face.

"If you have any other shikigami, give them to me!!" Hong Dou angrily took off Yu Luo's clothes.

"No more, really no more! All that's left is a bunch of incompetent foodies." Yu Luo waved his hand quickly.

"Huh... Is there no way I can beat that Bichi?" Hongdou puffed up his mouth and became furious.

"I have a crooked idea..." Yu Luo walked to the food warehouse and pulled out a wine gourd from the arms of a drunk cat.

"Gourd? I don't drink." Hongdou smelled a very fragrant smell of wine.

"I'm not letting you drink it. This wine gourd has a great reputation. It can suck people in and seal it... the formula is like this." Yu Luo whispered for a while.

"Really so powerful?" Hong Dou's eyes lit up.

"Ahem, I haven't tried it either. I don't know how useful it really is." Yu Luo coughed.

"Okay, I'll fuck her tomorrow!" Hong Dou excitedly ran away holding the gourd.

"Hey! Don't drink the wine inside! It will kill someone!" Yu Luo shouted quickly.

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The next day, there was another offensive battle, and Yu Luo still explained the battlefield with a telescope.

"This time, Hongdou, who was resurrected with full health, came out with a legendary piece of equipment, the Shutun Gourd. This is an active piece of equipment that can pull enemies directly in front of them in a wide range. Everyone knows that the hero in the early stage has one more piece of equipment. What an advantage!”

"The two started talking trash to each other again!"

"Player Ye Cang still can't get rid of his arrogance. He defeated Hongdou twice alone and became a little arrogant. He then used a set of burning escape combos."

"The Hongdou player is still circling, why don't you use active equipment? Do you want to lure the enemy deeper? Don't let yourself get involved!"

"It's clicked! You bitch, do you dare to agree to my call? Ye Cang was obviously unprepared for the attack!"

"Ouch! What a strong suction! Look, look! Ye Cang's clothes are almost being sucked away!"

The two of them became excited at the same time, watching the gourd held by Anko, which exploded with amazing suction, sucking Ye Cang in continuously, and the cool clothes were almost torn to pieces.

However, just when Ye Cang was about to be sucked in, a chakra thread from Granny Chiyo flew over and helped Ye Cang out of the suction range.

Orochimaru also immediately jumped over and confronted Granny Chiyo.

"Hey!!!" Yu Luo was annoyed for a while.

Anko was also angrily cursing, and she and Ye Cang exchanged curses in the air until they retreated.

"Your gourd is so powerful! If the old woman hadn't helped her, I would have taken her in, and I will use it tomorrow!" After returning to the camp, Hongdou excitedly showed off her achievements.

"No, no, you haven't seen Chiyo's thief eyes. She almost sucked the gourd into her eyeballs. If you use this gourd tomorrow, she will definitely grab it secretly. I don't want to give away the equipment for nothing." Yu Luo Shaking his head wildly.

"Oh, I'll be careful! I can't beat Yecang without the gourd!" Hongdou became anxious upon hearing this.

"Perhaps we will use a trick... turn the detonating talisman into a gourd and let Lao Qianyo steal it on purpose?" Yu Luo touched his chin.

Hong Dou poked Yu Luo's chest: "Why are you so conceited?"

"Hehe..." Yu Luo smiled evilly, and the two began to prepare to make gourd bombs.

The detonation time of the regular detonating talisman was too long, which would leave people with reaction time, so the two found people from the sealing class to help improve several instantaneous detonating talismans. The detonation time was only 0.2 seconds, ensuring that Chiyo's mother-in-law would not be able to react.

Stuff it into an ordinary gourd and use the transformation technique to look like a drinking gourd.

Another day later, Hongdou was ready for battle again. The two in the middle were already fighting a feud, and they attacked with all their strength as soon as they met.

Even if Yuki Onna's Ice Release couldn't compete with the Burning Release, she could still protect herself. Even without the gourd, the two of them were gradually fighting back and forth.

"Old woman! Do you dare to agree to my call?" Hong Dou raised the gourd and pointed it directly at Ye Cang, preparing to release the suction power of the strong wind.

"Damn sweet potato girl..." Ye Cang immediately threw the chain and wrapped it around a stone pillar, trying to resist the suction force.

At this moment, an ordinary Sunagakure ninja on the battlefield suddenly heard a smoke explosion and turned into the appearance of Granny Chiyo. He waved his hand and five chakra threads were attached to the Shuten gourd. With a strong pull, the gourd fell. It flew into the hands of Granny Chiyo.

"Hahahaha... The little girl in Konoha actually has such a treasure. If you put it on my puppet, it will definitely be a good puppet that surpasses ten people!" Chiyo looked up to the sky and smiled.

Orochimaru frowned, what the hell is Anko doing? He was already tired from fighting Chiyo, so he went over to deliver equipment?

"That bad boy Yu Luo, you guessed it right. This old woman really doesn't like good things!" Hong Dou covered her mouth and smiled, then pinched her seal.

At that moment, Chiyo seemed to be holding the sun in her hands.

boom! ! !

An old woman was blown up to the sky, and her left arm had completely disappeared.

But it seems like this old woman’s left arm was originally a puppet prosthesis?

"Hangcao!! Hongdou is awesome!" Yu Luo roared.

Orochimaru was stunned for a moment, then immediately reacted and gave an order: "Chiyo is dead, all members of Konoha will attack, leaving no one behind!"

Sunagakure was also stunned. That short woman who was blown up into the sky...how did she look so much like their commander, Granny Chiyo?Isn't she sitting in the rear and taking command?Why did you run ahead?

Now Grandma Chiyo's younger brother, the deputy commander Ebizo, reacted faster and immediately waved the chakra thread to catch the injured Grandma Chiyo. His face was full of bitterness: "Sister, sis... I told you not to be greedy. Why are your hands so itchy!"

"I'm so scared... I can't bear to see something good... Ebizo, you must keep it..." Grandma Chiyo took out the scroll of Shiji exercise from her arms with difficulty and handed it over.

"I will try my best... someone will send Elder Chiyo to Sunagakure." Ebizo grimaced, and the ravines on his wrinkled face became deeper.

In this dramatic sudden change, the Konoha troops charged towards the Sunagakure position, and their momentum even frightened the Sunagakure ninjas for a while.

Fortunately, Ebizo has good commanding skills. As he gave orders one after another, Sunagakure also responded to Konoha's challenges with all his strength.

Anyone who has fought knows how exhausting a fight is. A few ninjutsu can make one breathless. The most intense battles are often in the first hour.

Within an hour, this oasis had turned into a mill of flesh and blood, with blood flowing into the lake and even dyeing the water red.

The Konoha ninjas were strong, rich in supplies, and had explosive talismans, but they couldn't handle the large number of people in Sunagakure, and they were fighting locally. In addition to the ninjas, there were actually civilian hunters summoned from the tribe.

They were usually not worth mentioning, but when both sides were depleting their physical strength, firing bows and arrows could actually cause a lot of trouble for the ninja masters.

Three hours later, the war intensified. Reserves and lightly wounded personnel had already entered the battle. Both sides were fighting to the last drop of blood.

"Hey, you two, why don't you join the battle!" Suddenly two people supervising the battle team appeared, raising their swords and pointing at Yu Luo and Ebisu.

"We are from the logistics department, cooking!" Ebisu quickly picked up a spoon and knocked on the pot.

"Fart, didn't you listen to Lord Orochimaru's order? Everyone has to go to the battlefield! The seriously injured are already on the battlefield, what else do you two want to escape from?" the supervising team shouted angrily.

"Let's go, there's no mana, just do it." Yu Luo didn't want to get in trouble with them, so he picked up the weapon and went to the battlefield.

As soon as we entered the battlefield, the bloody scenes vividly demonstrated the tragedy of the war. The wounded everywhere were wailing and no one cared about them, because the people in the medical class could not save them at all, and there was no one to help them carry the wounded.

"Hey, what a sin. How can I, the Inari priest, bear to see this? Does anyone want to buy a cat car to serve the city? 10 taels per person, and the fingerprint is valid!" Yuluo couldn't stand it anymore. With a wave of his hand, 14 little cats The fox jumped out wearing the clothes of Inari God, holding a stretcher in his hand.

"I want..." A wounded man lying on the ground raised his hand: "But isn't 10 taels a bit expensive..."

"People are dying. Even if I shout 100 million taels, there will still be people rushing to get it!"

"I'll pay 20... to accelerate the cat car." A wounded man raised his hand.

"Okay, okay, okay." The two foxes put the injured person on a stretcher and ran quickly to the medical class.

"I...I will offer 40 taels...to save me..."

"Coming, coming." Facing the wounded one after another, Yu Luo summoned the old rat army again.

"Hey, hey, hey, stop doing business, Anko seems to be in trouble." Ebisu suddenly pulled Yuluo.

"Ah?" Yu Luo took a look and saw that Hong Dou and Ye Cang were facing each other in the middle. The two of them had disabled their weapons and entered the stage of fist-fighting. Hong Dou was obviously at a disadvantage, but he was holding back a strong energy and refused. retreat.

"It seems that that bastard boy is really a coward who only hides behind women..." Ye Cang just sneered, and suddenly felt an absolutely cold sense of crisis appear on the back of his buttocks, and immediately rolled away and jumped away.

"I'm so wary, but you're right, I like to be behind women..." Yu Luo raised an ice pick and raised his eyebrows.

"Smelly Yu Luo, I thought you wouldn't come..." Hong Dou reluctantly raised her head and smiled.

"Hey, how could I watch Anko being bullied?" Yu Luo reached out and helped Anko up.

"But so what if a coward comes, I won't fall for your trick this time!" Ye Cang's enemy was extremely jealous when they saw each other. He chewed a handful of Bing Liang Pills, and waves of orange chakra filled his body again. .

"You go first, leave this place to me." Yu Luo nodded to Hong Dou.

"Are you really okay? She is very powerful." Hongdou was a little confused.

"This isn't the first time I've defeated her. What are you afraid of?" Yu Luo waved his hand easily.

"Die!" Ye Cang became furious in an instant and sprayed out a halo dragon, causing the grass to wither and fall wherever it passed. This was a blow full of anger and hatred.

However, Yu Luo just lightly picked up the gourd at his waist, opened the lid, and suddenly a strong bloody wave appeared, sucking the entire Burning Dragon until it deformed, and swallowed it.

When he was done, he shook the gourd and hooked his fingers: "Don't be stingy, I'm almost out of wine, please have some more."

"Damn it...it's this gourd again." Ye Cang gritted his teeth bitterly, but there was nothing he could do. Chiyo's mother-in-law tried to snatch this gourd but was thwarted.

"You're so picky, come on. If you don't come, I'll get in." Yu Luo drew out his samurai sword and put it on his shoulder.

"Even if I use taijutsu, I will definitely beat you!" Ye Cang took out a kunai from his ninja tool bag and held it in his backhand.

"Then take the move! Konoha Ryu? Dance of the Three Suns and Moons!" Yuluo formed a seal, and three figures suddenly jumped out from the smoke explosion, attacking rapidly from three angles.

The Dance of Three Suns and Moons uses shadow clones to mislead, and only one of the three bodies is the original body.

Ye Cang curled the index finger of his right hand and instantly attached a thin steel wire to the kunai. It quickly swept through the air at an extremely tricky angle and quickly traced across the abdomens of the three figures.

Bang, bang!With two explosions, the two shadow clones disappeared instantly.

"It seems like your old guy doesn't have any real skills..." Ye Cang smiled contemptuously, and the kunai crossed the last body...

Bang!Still a shadow clone!

"Sorry, this is my newly invented Dance of the Four Suns and Moons!" Yu Luo's mouth curved, and he cut out from the initial smoke with a knife. The bright blade was covered with a thin layer of frost.

Ye Cang's reaction speed was so fast, he held the kunai with his backhand, blocked it on the blade, and easily blocked the Shunshen Slash: "Cunning little bastard...it's a pity that his strength is not enough."

The two separated again.

"Ye Cang, do you dare to agree to my call?" Yu Luo opened the gourd.

"Hey... here we go again." Ye Cang immediately reached for his ninja tool bag, intending to use the chains inside to fix his body.

"If you don't dare, don't dare. What are you afraid of?" Yu Luo raised his head and took a sip of wine.

"Smelly brat..." Veins popped up on Ye Cang's forehead in an instant, thinking hard about how he could kill this bitch without burning escape.

"I'm not worthy of playing with you anymore, so I'll take another move!" Yu Luo suddenly stabbed the ground with his sword, spitting strong wine, gathering Qi with his hands, and the wine beads in the air condensed into tiny ice cones in the air.

"Nine moves of Soft Fist? Earth-shattering!"

In an instant, under the strong thrust, the ice cone in front of him turned into a dense storm of ice bullets and shot towards the Yecang area!

"Burning Escape? Steam Explosion..." Ye Cang habitually wanted to form a seal to stop him.

Yu Luo immediately lifted the gourd.

"Damn it..." Ye Cang cursed secretly. If she formed a seal, she would be sucked into the gourd. This time, there was no Granny Chiyo to save her, so she could only choose to roll away immediately.

However, it was not easy to avoid the dense ice pick storm. No matter how fast Ye Cang rolled, his calf was still stabbed by two ice picks, and a little blood slowly flowed out.

"Oh! I'm hit!" Yu Luo clapped his hands.

"Hey, this little injury is not as big as a mosquito bite!" Ye Cang stood up without caring.

"Are your mosquitoes also drugged?" Yu Luo raised his eyebrows.

"What..." Ye Cang suddenly felt a sense of drunkenness rushing into his mind, as if he had drunk dozens of kilograms of wine.

One sip of the evil wine in the Jiudun gourd can make a person drunk for a long time, not to mention that it is directly injected into the blood vessels, directly making Ye Cang enter a state of drunkenness. He is dizzy and staggering. He immediately wants to turn his head and retreat, and he can't even put any force on his feet. Can't make it work.

"Third time! Capture!" Yu Luo bumped into him and directly helped Ye Cang enter a drunken dream.

"Awesome... awesome... So you're not bragging..." Hong Dou looked dumbfounded.

"Hey, you must not tell your teacher, otherwise Bei Liuhu will destroy the flower with his own hands." Yu Luo threw Ye Cang into Fei Li's arms.

"Then there will be hush money~" Hongdou chuckled.

"It's easy to talk about." Yu Luo agreed.