Gintama's Naruto Story
Chapter 5: Human beings are creatures that will draw swords against each other for what they want to
In Yuyin Village, where Hanzo's residence was protected by heavy soldiers, a masked Urenin walked out with a tray containing food.
"Is Hanzo-sama still not eating?"
After hearing the guard's question, Kai Yuren sighed and shook his head.
The guards, who were also wearing gas masks, sighed helplessly when they saw the untouched food in the tray in Yu Ninja's hands.
It has been a full month since Young Master Gui left a letter saying "I am going to privately visit Weibo, observe people's feelings, and understand people's sufferings", and quietly and secretly by Mr. Hanzo's side!
During this month, Hanzo, who was hailed as a demigod in the ninja world, didn't think about food or food, and stayed in Young Master Gui's room all day and night, sighing and sighing.
"Young Master Gui is too ignorant, the leader is obviously so worried about him..."
As soon as the words fell, the guard instantly straightened his body and closed his mouth, not daring to speak out!Because, I can feel that there is a murderous gaze staring at me behind me!
"If you let me hear this again, I will kill you!"
Hanzo's cold voice, doting on baby Kyotaro, is full of murderous intent. No one in this world can speak ill of his beloved disciple!
"Speaking of which, why haven't you come yet?"
Hanzo suddenly looked into the distance and started pacing in the same place. His precious big lump said that he would write a letter every month, and today is exactly one month!
Suddenly, Hanzo's eyes widened as if he had discovered something, and he rushed out regardless of the pouring rain outside!
Immediately afterwards, several guards also saw a fat, fat white figure running towards here in a daze under the rain curtain far away!
That is...Master Gui's psychic beast Elizabeth!
Every time they saw this psychic beast, the guards couldn't help but want to complain, especially the uncle-like thick leg hair on the opponent's legs.
Let’s say it’s a person, he can’t speak, let’s say it’s an animal, and it doesn’t take much effort to communicate with people using that strange cardboard.
The guards who were confused by Elizabeth's identity finally thought of a possibility: it was the super guard arranged by Master Hanzo for Young Master Gui!
Elizabeth, who stopped in front of Hanzo, whose eyes were full of eagerness and initiative, stopped, and took out a letter from her mouth.
【Your Excellency Hanzo, this is a letter from Guisang. 】
Looking at the white wooden sign that the other party took out from behind in an instant, the guards were no strangers to it.
"Give it to me! What can I do if I get wet from the rain?!"
Hanzo couldn't wait to snatch the envelope, and hurriedly stuffed it into his chest like a treasure. What if it got wet when it was raining so hard outside?
Seeing Hanzo who hurriedly turned around and rushed towards the residence, Elizabeth bowed very politely to the guards after a long silence, and then dissipated into a puff of white smoke on the spot.
"This is a shadow clone? Can psychic beasts use shadow clones?" Guard A showed a bit of surprise.
"Are you new here?" Guard B twitched the corner of his mouth, "How could that kind of thing be a psychic beast? It looks like a strong guard arranged by Lord Hanzo for Young Master Gui."
"No, if there are guards, why is Master Hanzo so worried?"
"As I get older, I see this kind of thing every day. The way my father dotes on his grandson is almost the same as Master Hanzang's doting on Young Master Gui. It will hurt my heart for a long time if I rub my hands."
As soon as Guard B finished speaking, the rest of the guards looked at him differently.
Good guy, there is actually a married person here!
traitor!
The hatred that attracted all the guards in just a few minutes was pressed and rubbed on the ground by the crowd for a long time. Guard B, who was already bruised and swollen, also begged for mercy in a timely manner.
"Stop beating! Stop beating! Lord Hanzo is in a good mood now, hurry up and urge him to have a meal!"
"The delivery guy has already gone, we can't delay beating you up, everyone, keep going!"
"Oh!"
In the rainy country where it rains all year round, the guards of the Sanshoyu Hanzo, who have no entertainment, have also found the so-called entertainment that can relax their minds since today.
That is Guard B, refreshed after the beating!
……
The Second Ninja World War finally came to an end, with the victory of Konoha, the land of fire, at a painful price.
Konoha, monument of consolation.
The ceremony of mourning the farewell to the war heroes had just ended, looking at the newly added tombstones one by one, Yin Shi was also a little emotional.
During the war against barbarians, many like-minded friends did not even leave their names behind.A piece of soil with a sword, that is their final destination.
The Third Hokage said very touching words beside the huge flame-like sculpture, but Gintoki didn't listen to a word.
"Obviously everyone is a loser..."
Hearing his eldest son's murmur, Shuo Mao also showed some emotion, and said softly: "It's true, no one likes war. But human beings are such creatures, and they will fight each other with swords to protect something."
When the little finger was digging at Yin's nostrils, he raised his head and stared at Shuo Mao with dead fish eyes without motivation, and then wiped booger on the other's body.
"Don't take Eun-sang as an ordinary child, Eun-sang me, I'm actually just like the elementary school student who can put his uncle to sleep with a watch, and was beaten by a strange man in black and sunglasses in the playground (here alluding to Toya The Lake Immortal) became like this after infusing strange medicine. Yinsang's soul is as stubborn as this natural curly hair!"
"Stop talking nonsense, and, if you put booger on me again, you won't be able to eat meatballs again this month!"
"cut!"
At this time, the country of rain.
In the abandoned hut, Gui, whose body somehow returned to the original adult body, is carrying a turtle shell and is guiding three children who met on the way to observe the people's feelings to practice.
"Mr. Gui, can you really become stronger with this turtle shell on your back?"
Kneeling on the ground, the yellow-haired kid raised his hand and asked.
"Call me Captain!"
"Hey...captain..." The little yellow-haired ghost replied tiredly, then raised his hand again to ask, "So, captain, can you really become stronger with this turtle shell on your back?"
"It's not about Chang, it's about Gui!"
"You're so annoying! Anyway, can you really become stronger by carrying this?"
"Yeah, it's absolutely possible!" Gui clasped his hands and nodded with his eyes closed, and then he also showed some nostalgia: "I think back then, when Yinshi and I were practicing with Teacher Wutian on the southern island. Relying on this move to become stronger.”
"Who is Teacher Wutian?" The little girl with purple hair raised her hand and asked.
"The respectable teacher who once taught me vitality playing."
[Mr. Gui, the vitality bomb was taught by Master Jie Wang. 】
Elizabeth on the side held up the white wooden sign in due course.
"Oh, I misremembered, that is the teacher who taught me how to distinguish cat meat balls from dog meat balls."
"What kind of teacher is that!" Yahiko couldn't help complaining again: "The things taught are completely useless! How can you tell what those things are used for!"
"That's right!" Gui nodded heavily, and then complained to himself: "Really, it's really a completely useless skill, what's the use of distinguishing that kind of thing? What do you teach me with useless skills? I don’t know if I am a cat’s meat ball or a dog’s meat ball, I treat them equally?! No matter which one I really love!”
"Is this what you're talking about?! By the way, do you like meatballs that much?!"
"Is Hanzo-sama still not eating?"
After hearing the guard's question, Kai Yuren sighed and shook his head.
The guards, who were also wearing gas masks, sighed helplessly when they saw the untouched food in the tray in Yu Ninja's hands.
It has been a full month since Young Master Gui left a letter saying "I am going to privately visit Weibo, observe people's feelings, and understand people's sufferings", and quietly and secretly by Mr. Hanzo's side!
During this month, Hanzo, who was hailed as a demigod in the ninja world, didn't think about food or food, and stayed in Young Master Gui's room all day and night, sighing and sighing.
"Young Master Gui is too ignorant, the leader is obviously so worried about him..."
As soon as the words fell, the guard instantly straightened his body and closed his mouth, not daring to speak out!Because, I can feel that there is a murderous gaze staring at me behind me!
"If you let me hear this again, I will kill you!"
Hanzo's cold voice, doting on baby Kyotaro, is full of murderous intent. No one in this world can speak ill of his beloved disciple!
"Speaking of which, why haven't you come yet?"
Hanzo suddenly looked into the distance and started pacing in the same place. His precious big lump said that he would write a letter every month, and today is exactly one month!
Suddenly, Hanzo's eyes widened as if he had discovered something, and he rushed out regardless of the pouring rain outside!
Immediately afterwards, several guards also saw a fat, fat white figure running towards here in a daze under the rain curtain far away!
That is...Master Gui's psychic beast Elizabeth!
Every time they saw this psychic beast, the guards couldn't help but want to complain, especially the uncle-like thick leg hair on the opponent's legs.
Let’s say it’s a person, he can’t speak, let’s say it’s an animal, and it doesn’t take much effort to communicate with people using that strange cardboard.
The guards who were confused by Elizabeth's identity finally thought of a possibility: it was the super guard arranged by Master Hanzo for Young Master Gui!
Elizabeth, who stopped in front of Hanzo, whose eyes were full of eagerness and initiative, stopped, and took out a letter from her mouth.
【Your Excellency Hanzo, this is a letter from Guisang. 】
Looking at the white wooden sign that the other party took out from behind in an instant, the guards were no strangers to it.
"Give it to me! What can I do if I get wet from the rain?!"
Hanzo couldn't wait to snatch the envelope, and hurriedly stuffed it into his chest like a treasure. What if it got wet when it was raining so hard outside?
Seeing Hanzo who hurriedly turned around and rushed towards the residence, Elizabeth bowed very politely to the guards after a long silence, and then dissipated into a puff of white smoke on the spot.
"This is a shadow clone? Can psychic beasts use shadow clones?" Guard A showed a bit of surprise.
"Are you new here?" Guard B twitched the corner of his mouth, "How could that kind of thing be a psychic beast? It looks like a strong guard arranged by Lord Hanzo for Young Master Gui."
"No, if there are guards, why is Master Hanzo so worried?"
"As I get older, I see this kind of thing every day. The way my father dotes on his grandson is almost the same as Master Hanzang's doting on Young Master Gui. It will hurt my heart for a long time if I rub my hands."
As soon as Guard B finished speaking, the rest of the guards looked at him differently.
Good guy, there is actually a married person here!
traitor!
The hatred that attracted all the guards in just a few minutes was pressed and rubbed on the ground by the crowd for a long time. Guard B, who was already bruised and swollen, also begged for mercy in a timely manner.
"Stop beating! Stop beating! Lord Hanzo is in a good mood now, hurry up and urge him to have a meal!"
"The delivery guy has already gone, we can't delay beating you up, everyone, keep going!"
"Oh!"
In the rainy country where it rains all year round, the guards of the Sanshoyu Hanzo, who have no entertainment, have also found the so-called entertainment that can relax their minds since today.
That is Guard B, refreshed after the beating!
……
The Second Ninja World War finally came to an end, with the victory of Konoha, the land of fire, at a painful price.
Konoha, monument of consolation.
The ceremony of mourning the farewell to the war heroes had just ended, looking at the newly added tombstones one by one, Yin Shi was also a little emotional.
During the war against barbarians, many like-minded friends did not even leave their names behind.A piece of soil with a sword, that is their final destination.
The Third Hokage said very touching words beside the huge flame-like sculpture, but Gintoki didn't listen to a word.
"Obviously everyone is a loser..."
Hearing his eldest son's murmur, Shuo Mao also showed some emotion, and said softly: "It's true, no one likes war. But human beings are such creatures, and they will fight each other with swords to protect something."
When the little finger was digging at Yin's nostrils, he raised his head and stared at Shuo Mao with dead fish eyes without motivation, and then wiped booger on the other's body.
"Don't take Eun-sang as an ordinary child, Eun-sang me, I'm actually just like the elementary school student who can put his uncle to sleep with a watch, and was beaten by a strange man in black and sunglasses in the playground (here alluding to Toya The Lake Immortal) became like this after infusing strange medicine. Yinsang's soul is as stubborn as this natural curly hair!"
"Stop talking nonsense, and, if you put booger on me again, you won't be able to eat meatballs again this month!"
"cut!"
At this time, the country of rain.
In the abandoned hut, Gui, whose body somehow returned to the original adult body, is carrying a turtle shell and is guiding three children who met on the way to observe the people's feelings to practice.
"Mr. Gui, can you really become stronger with this turtle shell on your back?"
Kneeling on the ground, the yellow-haired kid raised his hand and asked.
"Call me Captain!"
"Hey...captain..." The little yellow-haired ghost replied tiredly, then raised his hand again to ask, "So, captain, can you really become stronger with this turtle shell on your back?"
"It's not about Chang, it's about Gui!"
"You're so annoying! Anyway, can you really become stronger by carrying this?"
"Yeah, it's absolutely possible!" Gui clasped his hands and nodded with his eyes closed, and then he also showed some nostalgia: "I think back then, when Yinshi and I were practicing with Teacher Wutian on the southern island. Relying on this move to become stronger.”
"Who is Teacher Wutian?" The little girl with purple hair raised her hand and asked.
"The respectable teacher who once taught me vitality playing."
[Mr. Gui, the vitality bomb was taught by Master Jie Wang. 】
Elizabeth on the side held up the white wooden sign in due course.
"Oh, I misremembered, that is the teacher who taught me how to distinguish cat meat balls from dog meat balls."
"What kind of teacher is that!" Yahiko couldn't help complaining again: "The things taught are completely useless! How can you tell what those things are used for!"
"That's right!" Gui nodded heavily, and then complained to himself: "Really, it's really a completely useless skill, what's the use of distinguishing that kind of thing? What do you teach me with useless skills? I don’t know if I am a cat’s meat ball or a dog’s meat ball, I treat them equally?! No matter which one I really love!”
"Is this what you're talking about?! By the way, do you like meatballs that much?!"
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