Gintama's Naruto Story

Yahiko complained loudly, because he also had deep doubts about his choice to give up pursuing Konoha Sannin halfway and shift his target to this long-haired man who seemed to be easier to learn as a teacher.

I definitely made the wrong choice!Did not run!

"It's not liking, it's love! The degree between the two is different! Although it looks similar, the degree is far from it! The subtleties in life sometimes you think are unimportant, but in fact it is the opposite. These subtleties Attitude is the most important thing! For example, Yahiko, you are going to get married in the future, right? And women pay the most attention to details in marriage! If a man doesn’t care and always pays attention to details, a woman will give up. Get out of here!"

"Did we just talk about this?!" Yahiko held his head and collapsed and complained, "Why did the topic suddenly change to marriage! The words are too long-winded!"

At this moment, the thin little boy beside him who kept his head down quietly and covered his eyes with red couldn't help but let out a poof and laughed.

At the same time, Xiao Nan couldn't help laughing.

“哈哈哈哈哈…”x2

"Nagato! Xiaonan! What are you two laughing at! This person definitely has a brain problem!"

"It's not that there's something wrong with the head, it's Gui!"

"Ahhhhhh! I can't take it anymore!"

"Then let's start practicing." Ignoring Yahiko's collapse, Gui took out three stones engraved with the word "Osmanthus" from his arms: "I will throw the stone with the word "Osmanthus" in it later. Go out, you guys, carry the tortoise shells on your back to find these stones, and if you don’t find them, you are not allowed to have dinner today! Listen carefully, you can’t just pick up a stone and engrave the word laurel on it!”

Because he didn't know how ninjas trained, Yahiko, who thought this sounded like a ninja, suddenly became excited.

……

Looking at the two stones handed in by the three little ghost heads, Gui quietly observed Yahiko who was not handed in any stones but pretended to be indifferent with his arms folded and his face turned away.

[Guisang, dinner is ready. 】

Elizabeth, wearing an apron, came out of the inner courtyard with food in hand.

Smelling the delicious rice scent, Yahiko couldn't help sniffing his nose, but he didn't open his eyes and still acted bravely.

"Okay, those who pass have dinner. I have something to go out with Elizabeth."

……

Gollum...

In the room, hearing Yahiko's stomach growling, Xiaonan and Nagato also looked at each other, then nodded at the same time and pushed their fried rice to Yahiko who was across the table.

"I have a small appetite, let's eat together." Xiao Nan whispered.

"Me too." Nagato said.

"No! This is punishment!"

Yahiko has a stubborn mouth, but the unstoppable gurgling stomach and the unsatisfactory saliva betrayed him.

"Really? If you don't eat now, Teacher Gui will have no chance after he comes back." Xiao Nan held back a smile and continued.

"This…"

Only then did Yahiko tentatively open his eyes and glanced at the delicious-looking fried rice in front of him, and then became entangled.

"Hurry up!" Xiao Nan urged.

"En!" Nagato also nodded and urged.

"Okay… okay."

Yahiko scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and then picked up the wooden spoon hesitantly.

However, just when Yahiko put a spoonful of fried rice into his mouth, Gui suddenly appeared in the house!

"Yahiko..."

"It has nothing to do with the two of them!" Yahiko immediately took all the faults on himself, "All other punishments are directed at me!"

"No, I let Yahiko eat it! It has nothing to do with Yahiko!" Xiao Nan followed closely.

"And me!" Nagato also made the loudest voice since seeing Gui.

"Anyway, I know everything, so..."

Seeing Gui who clasped his hands and index fingers and tapped his arms after half a sentence without further words, the three children present also swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time.

"Let's have a banquet together!"

"what?"

Yahiko and Xiaonan were a little dumbfounded, and Nagato also opened his small mouth half-opened to show a little bit of astonishment, but then the door was opened, and Elizabeth, who looked like a tough guy with a big cigar in his mouth and Gatlin on his shoulders, appeared in front of everyone. before.

Looking at Elizabeth who was carrying a wild boar and some wild vegetables, everyone was still a little confused.At this moment, Gui took the initiative to explain:

"Because you are still children, if you only eat this kind of food, you will not be able to keep up with your development. Vegetables and meat are absolutely indispensable. Of course, as a Wu... person, you must not eat that kind of soft food. Delicious sweets like parfait! Otherwise, the spirit will be eroded and eventually become that kind of soft, unmotivated, idle existence! For sweets, you can eat sweets at most once a week! My recommendation is Gintoki Pudding in the fridge at home, that’s where I go every week, and I usually choose Monday, which is my sugar fix day.”

"Buffy is... what?"

"Who is Yinshi?"

"What's the pudding in his refrigerator?"

The three little guys asked their own questions one by one.

"Too many questions!!"

"You said it first!" Yahiko complained, "I heard what you meant just now, that was to go to someone else's house to steal food from other people's refrigerator..."

"It's not stealing! You don't know the relationship between me and Yinshi at all! Until today, he didn't find out that the pudding in the refrigerator would disappear mysteriously every Monday. I did it, which already shows this point!"

"Just because he's an idiot!"

……

"Teacher Gui..."

At the dinner table, looking at the steaming hot pot, Yahiko hesitated to speak.

"Yahiko, don't think of taking everything by yourself at any time."

As he spoke, Gui held up his hands, and some two figures appeared in his mind, and at the same time he muttered uncontrollably: "If he had discovered it earlier, Takasugi might not have..."

"Teacher Gui?" Xiao Nan tilted his head.

"No, it's nothing. Anyway, keep what you said just now in mind! In fact, when I saw the three of you, I remembered that in the past, there were two troublemakers by my side..."

"Tch, I think Mr. Gui is the troublemaker." Yahiko propped his cheek and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"No..." Gui smiled softly, his eyes softened, and he said softly, "I've always been the one to wipe their butts..."

Seeing the three little ghosts who didn't quite understand, Gui also instantly switched back to the original mode, holding the chopsticks and reaching for Gududu's hot pot.

"The meat is mine!!"

"Ah! Teacher Gui, you are playing tricks!"

……

At night, the rain still did not stop.

Outside the hut that could barely cover the rain, Gui, who was sitting cross-legged in the corridor under the eaves, quietly looked at the dark night sky of this country with his sleeves on his sleeves. Beside him, the saber named Gu Zong was quietly placed.

Even today, Gui can't forget what the bloated, sunglasses-wearing aunt with a black letter on her forehead said to herself the night before she came to this world.

(Note: Toya Lake Immortal's mother.)

She said... what's going on?

Gui couldn't remember, but so what?After seeing this wretched country and world with my own eyes, this kind of thing is nothing to think about!

That Stock Sect Immortal definitely asked himself to save the world!Such a world...a world where even the meat balls are miserable must change!

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he had to change the world. Gui also clenched his fists, closed his eyes and cried, "Leave it to me! I will definitely save all the meatballs in this world for you to see! I will definitely complete this task." Yes! Immortal!"

【Mr. Gui, our task seems to be to find the culprit of the crack in time and space, so we will give you the ability to restore your original body shape...】

"Shut up! You can do anything with that kind of thing! Don't you feel sad when you see the meat balls living in nowhere and no one to feed them? Elizabeth!"

Elizabeth:  …

"And that bastard Hanzo, he didn't even allow me to touch the meat ball of that ultra-rare salamander for seven years! What a stingy guy!"

Elizabeth: […]

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