[Douluo+Jian San] I became a fucking pig's foot

"If something like this really happens, it will be a shame for me. I can't even protect my lover and watch the other person get hurt. As a husband, I am so incompetent." Tang Hao hesitated for a moment, "I would rather die together than swallow my anger... ...Although this is a very reckless move, it is probably my choice."

Tang Hao knew that Mi Tang didn't like such reckless people, but he still answered like this, not wanting to lie against his will.

Mi Tang still felt that this answer was not enough.

"But what if the enemy dies suddenly and you fail to die together?"

As a master of leverage, how could Tang Hao easily pass the level?

"Even if you can't avenge your shame, you won't put your lover in a position of being criticized by others. If you don't want to be disturbed by the outside world, then live in seclusion and become a doctor or a blacksmith. The colorful world of Douluo Continent is not that worth lingering on. The eldest brother will inherit the Haotian Sect, and it will be the same for me to assist him." Tang Hao's eyes fell on Mi Tang and said seriously, "These words are all from the sincerity, not perfunctory. Some of the previous words of the third sister were indeed thought-provoking, and they attributed the fault. Regarding the victim's behavior, this is what a coward would do, and there are no cowards in the Haotian Sect."

Mi Tang secretly spat.

Pooh!

Don't forget to tease people at this time, you bad guy!

"Really?"

It sounds more like sweet talk.

Tang Hao nodded.

"Not a word of lies."

"But you just said, 'This kind of thing won't happen,' and you said it so firmly."

Mi Tang was at odds again.

"You said that people have misfortune and good fortune, and I think so too. It's really not good to say it too firmly."

Maybe the knife stuck in my heart in the future is the flag I set up with my bad mouth in the past!

Tang Hao thought of Bibi Dong.

Excluding Mi Tang, a person whose cultivation speed is as fast as Kai Gua, Bibi Dong should be the fastest cultivation speed person of his generation that Tang Hao knows.

Twin martial souls are uniquely blessed.

She is very likely to become the most powerful pope in the history of Wuhun Palace, a peerless powerhouse that is even better than Qian Daoliu.

According to Tang Hao's knowledge, Bibi Dong will be able to reach the soul saint level in one or two years.

Can't you protect yourself well with such strength?

In the eyes of outsiders, it was enough. Lord Soul Saint was already considered a strong man, but what happened to Bibi Dong woke him up——

Far from enough!

According to the information from the Haotian Sect, Bibi Dong was getting close to Yu Xiaogang of the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex in the past two years.

Should be in love.

A woman who is passionately in love secretly gives birth to a child without any warning and hiding it from the world. How can there be something fishy in it?

Yu Xiaogang's reaction also didn't seem like he and his lover were having a romantic relationship.

If what happened to Bibi Dong was of her own free will, Tang Hao had nothing to say.

Of course, various signs also indicate that this is unlikely.

What if she did it involuntarily?

Among the several possibilities and characters that had been speculated before, she, the Soul Emperor, could not resist any of them.

The water in Wuhun Palace is too deep.

Tang Hao was horrified to think about this grudge.

Whether it is Soul Emperor, Soul Saint or Soul Douluo, in the eyes of the truly powerful, they are just more powerful ants.

There is still a possibility that the Saint of Wuhun Palace would fall into this situation.

So Mi Tang, who carries a treasure but is surrounded by dangers, is completely safe?

Once exposed to the enemy's sight, I'm afraid her situation would be even more embarrassing than that of Bibi Dong.

In this case, Tang Hao found that his own words, "Such a thing will not happen," were too unconvincing.

He doesn't like making promises he can't fulfill.

This is also one of the rules of conduct that he has kept in mind for many years.

Actions speak louder than promises.

"I can only say--"

Tang Hao pursed his lips tightly and looked very solemn.

"If anyone wants to hurt you, step over my body first!"

Mi Tang tried hard to suppress the raised corners of her lips.

Judging from her expression, it was clear that Tang Hao's answer sheet was not a standard answer, but he would definitely get a high score from her.

This heart is like exploding fireworks, gorgeous and bright.

"Second brother, my good second brother."

As he spoke, he took two steps and rushed towards him.

"How can you be so cute!"

This was the first time Tang Hao had been "surreptitiously attacked" like this. He thought Mitang was going to kill him again, so he subconsciously tensed up his muscles and raised his vigilance.

Only after facing a powerful enemy did he realize that Xiangfeng was close at hand, and the warm, snow-white arms wrapped around his neck from behind.

"Three sisters!"

He subconsciously leaned forward slightly, holding her back with both hands.

"It's dangerous!"

Don't just "sneak attack" from behind, because her body will make a subconscious counterattack, which will hurt her and cause trouble again.

Mi Tang smiled softly on the back of his neck, and the heat of her breath made his ears feel hot.

"Where is the danger? Second brother, I felt a little uncomfortable after drinking just now. My legs are weak. Second brother, please carry me on your back."

Tang Hao's answer was very straight.

"You're drinking fruit wine. How can you get drunk with such a low alcohol content? Come down!"

Mi Tang choked and couldn't help but complain.

"It's not unreasonable for my second brother to be alone at his age. The number of years you have been single is the same as your soul power. You are really single based on your ability."

If it were any other man, he would have climbed up the pole long ago.

Tang Hao: "..."

After a while, he persisted.

"Third sister, come down here - how do you behave on the street?"

Mi Tang was unwilling to do so. Instead, she hugged his neck tightly and deliberately pressed her whole body against his back.

"I, just, no!"

Let her come down and she will snap the man's neck.

Mi Tang pretended to be fierce and said, "If you have the ability, throw me off!"

Tang Hao stopped talking, Mi Tang was still shaking his legs restlessly, and he could only complain endlessly.

"Third Sister—"

"Second brother, you are not willing to carry this stunning beauty on your back."

Tang Hao laughed.

"Don't be ashamed, how can anyone say that they are a stunning beauty?"

Although Mi Tang's face is indeed rare in the world, she cannot be so narcissistic.

"My teachers have taught me to be civilized, polite, honest and trustworthy since I was a child - I am obviously good-looking, so why should I deliberately humble myself and be average?" Mi Tang said so confidently, can you blame her for being good-looking? , "Second brother is carrying me on his back now, and I suddenly remembered an interesting fairy tale I heard before - does second brother know the name of this fairy tale?"

Tang Hao: "..."

Suddenly I don’t really want to know.

Mi Tang said with a smile, "Marshal Tianpeng is carrying the little fairy on his back."

Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back JPG

There is no Journey to the West in Douluo Continent, so Tang Hao naturally doesn't know who "Marshal Tianpeng" is.

But considering the context and Mi Tang's narrow-minded character, this "Marshal Tianpeng" is probably not a good word either.

"Who is Marshal Tianpeng?"

Mi Tang said, "Second brother is very smart, guess it yourself."

Tang Hao asked her, "If I guess the correct answer, will there be a reward?"

Mi Tang said, "Okay, okay, there is a reward. What reward do you want?"

"I haven't thought about it yet, I'll keep the reward for now."

Mi Tang pouted, "Second brother is really confident."

Anyway, it was impossible for him to guess who the "Marshal Canopy" belonged to.

After all, this fairy tale does not exist in Douluo Continent, and Mi Tang is confident.

Tang Hao smiled and said nothing.

He always has his own way of knowing it, and he just hopes that Mi Tang will not default on his debts in the future.

When the two returned to the hotel, it was almost two o'clock in the morning.