[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

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Sitting on the back of the black duck and quietly climbing up to the bell tower, you looked at the two strange-looking humans taking a nap in front of you, as well as the dangerous cannon behind them, and fell into deep thought.

The sound of you and Black Duck landing woke them up.

It's okay when they're asleep, it's just weird, but after they open their eyes, their strange "quack" and "oh ho" laughter, and their expressions that are not ugly but extremely wretched, really remind you, Something you've never noticed before:

Your friends all look very normal, some are even above the average, which is great.

"Quagua, I don't know when you came up." The woman dressed like a frog raised her frog hand Kukura.

"Hehehehe, but this is an unexpected big gain, hehehe." The man with a sharp mouth and nose raised his square hand to you.

""[Loading completed]""

""【shooting】! ! ! ""

Dice and frog-shaped bullets fly towards you.

"Do you think this lady is just a salty fish when she is short of water? A wretched human being?!"

You cover your disgusted eyes with one hand in pain, swing one hand in the air a few times, take out a small amount of water from the reservoir below and condense it into several water polo balls that are only the size of table tennis balls.

Then - inject magic! !

"Apologise for dirtying my eyes, you bastard!"

"[Water Bomb]!"

You threw the two stunned humans from the bell tower in disgust.

Then he circled around the unlit cannon to make sure there were no sparks around, and nodded confidently.

Well, done, handmade.

Then, when you had nothing to do, you happily jumped into the black duck to bring you a bucket, and fell asleep next to the cannon.

As expected of you, awesome.

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You are suddenly awakened by a violent shaking.

You opened your eyes drowsily and found that Weiwei, who was supposed to be staying with Kosha outside the city, had appeared next to you for some reason, shaking your bucket with an anxious look on her face.

"Huh? Weiwei?" You stretched out, slowly floated up from the bottom of the bucket, and blew out a few bubbles as a greeting, "What's wrong? I kept watch over the cannon so it wouldn't light up."

"No, it's not, Thea!" She picked you up from the water in a panic, "This cannon is timed!!!!"

"Even if it doesn't ignite, it will explode!!!"

"Gah?! What?!"

Your eyes widen.

"How far away is that from the explosion?"

"10 seconds left!!!" Weiwei's face showed a look of collapse, "The entire city with a diameter of five kilometers will be blown up!"

"!!!"

what?

The whole city! ! !

An unprecedented panic takes over your heart.

Your friends are all still in the city! ! !

You stumbled out of Weiwei's arms and looked down at the bell tower.

Nami, Vivi, Usopp, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, and Luffy in the palace will all be affected! !

How is this possible! !

You suddenly become anxious to grill fish.

If only you could be more careful just now! Be smarter! It would be nice to be more cautious!

The self-blame in your heart has hit your brain to the point of dizziness. Coupled with the sense of approaching danger and the dryness of the air, you almost fainted.

No wait

You suddenly startled and looked sharply at the cannon and the bucket you just fell asleep on.

That might be possible!

"It's too late to prelude"

You pump the water out of the bucket and transport it over the cannon.

"And there's just not enough water."

The water flow rotates little by little according to your will, becoming thinner and larger, but it can only barely cover half of the cannon.

[Use my blood. 】

Your fair and delicate skin is bursting with cracks up and down.

[The blood of sea elves is sea water. 】

In Weiwei's dull eyes, your transparent blood suddenly overflowed.

[Use it, use it, as much or as little as you like. 】

The blood melted into the water, causing the water ball to expand suddenly, completely covering the cannon.

"No, wait!!"

[I apologize for my carelessness. 】

Five seconds.

After realizing what you wanted to do, Weiwei ran towards you with all her strength.

【For my lovely Weiwei. 】

Four seconds.

"Wait a minute! Thea!!!"

【The country that Weiwei loves. 】

three seconds.

"Please don't!"

[For those humans who risk their lives in exchange for a future. 】

two seconds.

"Thea——!!!"

[For—my partner. 】

one second.

"I'm happy to be associated with humans."

Cold, colorless blood slid down your face, and you smiled at Weiwei, who was rushing towards you with tears streaming down her face.

"The sea is willing to protect you."

"[Ocean Guardian Overture]."

“boom——————!!!!!!”

“Ahem——!!!!”

A cannonball that could blow up a city exploded in the seawater barrier made of your blood.

"Thea——!!!"

Five days later, you woke up from a large pond.

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You look at your hands, look at your tail, and touch your tender little face.

Oops, it didn't turn into fish fillets or open a big hole in the body due to the impact.

And seems to be intact?

"I didn't just die like this."

You happily blew out a few bubbles.

Great, I told Ace before that I will go out to play with him next time I leave the ship. If I accidentally die, I will have to play in front of his grave that I don’t know is still there thousands of years later. .

Luffy and the others will definitely burst into tears. After all, if this lovely, beautiful, selfless, helpful and generous lady dies, it will be a loss to the entire sea and the entire world.

Well, the one who broke the promise cannot be the sea elf!

Thinking narcissistically, you stretched your body and swam in the large pond again.

"Thea?"

Nami's voice came from behind you.

You immediately turned around and waved wildly at her.

"Nami!" You flicked your tail, "I'm awake!"

"Ah, that's great." Nami breathed out, then turned over and jumped into the pond, rubbing and squeezing your face, "You! Did you know we were so scared when we saw you only had one head left?" What’s it like?!”

? ? !

What the hell? !

You looked confused.

who? What head? What do you mean you only have one head left? ? ?

"When you were picked up by Weiwei who was crying profusely, you only had a gray head!!!"

Nami grabbed your face viciously.

"If your head hadn't turned out like that and you could spit out a bubble, we would have buried you!!!"

"what???!"

What the hell? ! It turns out that you didn't play well without any damage, but your body was blown up and grew back again? ? !

Have sea elves finally become creatures that you don’t even know what they are? ? ?