[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

Full of disbelief, you took out the newly bought skirt from the conch, transformed into a human form and landed on the beach.

"Well, it doesn't look like there's a big problem." Nami put her hands on her hips and glanced up and down at you, who looked like you were still alive and kicking for a hundred years before nodding, "Really, don't be like Luffy in the future, do you understand?" ?”

"I'm sorry." You later realized that your actions were too reckless, and you obediently apologized to the parents on the Melly, "I made you worry."

Nami touches your head. She is almost 10 centimeters taller than you and can touch your head quite easily.

"Forget it, it's not your fault." She ruffled your seaweed-like blue-purple curls in retaliation, and then straightened them out for you under your resentful eyes, "Go and take a look. Luffy, he woke up two days earlier than you, and he cried so much when he heard that you only had one head left."

"" You nodded quietly, then turned your back and complained: "Luffy is such a crybaby."

""

"You." She sighed and knocked on your head, "Not only Luffy, but also Usopp, Chopper, and Vivi are all crying, right?"

"I'm sorry." You apologized again, and after getting another pat on the head, you felt a strange desire to win, and asked: "That stinky straight man Zoro, forget about Nami and Sanji, aren't you crying? "

Isn't it worth crying that a cute and beautiful sea elf like you almost jumped into the street? ! ! !

In your opinion, more than just crying, it is worth crying an ocean for such a lovely you! ! !

"Don't be obsessed in weird places!!" Nami gave you a shudder.

"I was the one who found you still blowing bubbles. Of course I won't cry." Nami led you to the hall, covering your head with a big bump. "As for Sanji, he burst into tears after seeing what happened to you. Splash, went into shock on the spot.”

"Humph."

Sure enough, Shanfei will not let me down.

There will be many rewards from now on! !

Well, reward Shan Fei by making me a lifetime fruit salad!

You hummed proudly in your mouth, the little theater in your head was playing happily, and after another violent shudder, you became as quiet as a salted fish.

When they arrived at the hall, everyone else was just going out to buy equipment. Only Luffy was sitting at the table eating, surrounded by a circle of exhausted chefs.

"Luffy, come here quickly!"

Nami shouted, waving to him.

"Bah, bah, bah, bah"

"Hurry up! Thea is awake?"

"Bah, bah, bah, bah"

"Are you listening to me? Don't eat!"

"Bah, bah, bah, lamei! Liba, bah, lame? Are you talking about it?"

It wasn't until Nami couldn't bear it anymore that she beat up the captain on the spot, when Luffy relied on wild animals' intuition for crisis and noticed you.

""

"Swallow what's in your mouth! It's so dirty!" Nami took a deep breath, constantly reminding herself that this guy is still a wounded person, and then, using an unknown huge force, she picked up your collar and lifted you away. Get up and throw it over with a "swish" sound.

"Num, take it and see for yourself."

Nami: cold face jpg

"???"

Aren't you also a wounded person? ? ?

And why does this action of throwing fish look so familiar? ? ?

"Nami, I hate you————"

Today, Thea also regrets getting on the pirate ship.

After catching you with his oily hands, Luffy looked at you intact for a while. Then, he suddenly jumped up, his rubber arms stretched out, and he tossed you in circles in the air.

“●∞x!!!”

You were so dizzy that you almost fainted on the spot.

"Hehehe, that's great! That's great!!" Luffy smiled with a smile on his face, looking very happy. After all, he actually put down the half-eaten meat, "Thea, you're okay!!"

"∞●It's not ○it's okay!!!" You, who is as delicate as a goldfish, struggled, "Stop——∞○xstop for me——!!"

"Ah? What did you say?" Luffy continued to spin you in circles in the sky while stretching his neck to the table and continuing to chew meat. "Thea, do you want to eat meat too?"

"wrong--!!"

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, but I want to eat it alone, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," Luffy said, he was struggling for a while, and then he frowned tightly, gritted his teeth, reluctantly, and said reluctantly: "If I just eat one It’s okay if you have a little bit!”

"I already told you that you are not a stupid human being!!!" You were so angry that your shark teeth popped out, and you decisively asked your parents for help, "Nami - help -"

"Something's going to happen if you don't stop Thea, you bastard!!" Nami punched Luffy over with great force.

"Ah, you're awake, Thea."

Zoro, who went out to buy alcohol but was eventually sent back by patrolling soldiers, walked into the hall, saw you, walked up and patted your head quite naturally.

"Don't do that next time," he said, and began to scare you in a malicious and expressionless manner, "If you only have one head, be careful not to be kicked like a football by the monsters from hell."

"There's no way he would have a football as cute as this lady!!" You slapped him away fiercely and touched his head so hard that he couldn't control the force at all.

Chopper and Usopp, who had gone out to buy books and ammunition, happened to walk in.

"Is that the point?!" Usopp complained as he wiped away his tears and rushed to hug you, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Thea, you're okay! That's great!!"

"Is there anything you feel uncomfortable about?" Chopper took out his stethoscope at some point and seemed to be quite interested in your body that goes against common sense.

“A little dizzy”

"That was turned around by Luffy just now." Nami stood behind you and helped you tear off the crying Usopp who was stuck to you and said helplessly.

"I, I can't believe my eyes." At the door, the blond man in a black suit trembled and looked at you blankly, "It's Miss Thea!! The living, beautiful Miss Thea!!"

"Ah, Sanji Sanji!" You said hello to him with a blush on your face as you almost said she was a mountain concubine.

“Miss Thea——” His tears were flying and he flew towards you, his nose bleeding even after he jumped, “I’m~~so~~worried~~about you~~ah~~~ ~"

""

Even though I knew that he was indeed worried, his wretched appearance showed that he had bad intentions.

"Ah, yes, thank you."

You ducked away in disgust.

"The cold Miss Thea is so cute~~~"