[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

After that, you went to meet Vivi and her father, the King of Alabasta.

The curly-haired old father expresses his solemn thanks to you.

The girl with long curly sky-blue hair saw you, hugged you and laughed and cried at the same time.

In the evening, you happily held a banquet as a practice banquet.

After dinner, you take a bath together in the big bathhouse. You use a large [water gun] to blow away all the peeping men one by one.

When leaving, since you were not there when marking, you condensed a super big "x" with the water of the sea as a farewell.

Wo Gua came out of the conch and stood next to you with tears in his eyes, waving his handkerchief and shouting "Oh——" and "Oh——" to the densely packed groups of Kung Fu manatees who came to see him off.

Of course, because this was too conspicuous, it caused more intense artillery fire from the navy. You and Wo Gua were punched and knocked out by Nami.

Goodbye, Weiwei.

There is one missing flower on the Straw Hat Pirates, but another tall blue-black flower quietly landed.

You hid behind Zoro, pulled his bellyband, exposed half of your head and quietly observed the black-haired big sister named Robin.

Sensing your gaze, she turned back and smiled at you.

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You blushed slightly and pulled back.

"Listen up, Thea, this woman must have some conspiracy."

Zoro crossed his arms and whispered to you as if teaching a child not to be a bad boy.

"Stay vigilant. As a swordsman, any carelessness may bring devastating blows. Don't be easily killed like those guys!!"

He glared at you who had already started making water roses from sea water, and roared:

"What the hell are you doing?!"

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"she"

You lowered your head and answered softly. When you raised your head, your eyes had turned into the shape of hearts.

"She's the big sister type!"

"I like it very much!"

Isn’t it natural that you, the little sister type, will be attracted to the big sister type? !

After saying that, you ran up to Sanji with 99 seawater roses to show your courtesy.

"Here, this is for you! As long as there is water, it will not wither! You are so beautiful!"

"Uh-huh, thank you, you're very cute too."

"You stupid girl!!!"

Sauron, who was fighting alone, was so angry that his shark teeth came out.

After that, a lot of messy things happened. For example, you commanded a huge turtle-shaped sea king to pick up a large ship that fell from the sky. For example, you used the waves to wash away an ape that punched your brother and sister. Ah, another example is that Luffy, who will never calm down, wants to take you, a fish, to the sky, or something like that.

"No!! No matter what, I don't want to go to Sky Island!!"

You held the shark's teeth and fought with Luffy.

"Why!! I'm going!!"

Luffy grabbed your hair and started tugging.

"You actually want to let the fish fly into the sky!! Don't even think about it!!"

You grabbed his neck angrily.

"Isn't it normal for fish to fly into the sky?! This is the captain's decision!!"

Luffy said, "Ouch" and bit your shoulder.

"Hiss--how are you normal, you stupid human being!!"

In pain, you covered the teeth mark on your shoulder, your heart skipped a beat, and you kicked Luffy in the crotch, ending the fight.

"Ugh!!!" Luffy covered his crotch and slowly fell down.

"Thea you bastard"

Straw Hat Luffy, who has a bounty of 100 million, can't make another comeback.

"Really, can't you just be quiet for a while?" Nami frowned, holding an alcohol cotton pad to disinfect your shoulders.

"It hurts!!" You sat in Robin's arms with tears in your eyes, and Robin stroked your head to comfort you.

"Be patient, this is already how many fights you have had, huh?" Nami said, but she still relaxed a little, "Sit tight and be careful not to get rabies."

"Hehehe, Thea and Luffy often fight." Robin smiled and poked your face, "They are just like two kids who like to get into trouble."

"Thea is a real child. As for Luffy, maybe his mental age is still three years old."

Nami sighed, put away the medical kit, and shouted to Luffy who was being beaten by Sanji Usopp next to her:

"Hey - Luffy, no fighting is allowed on Gaya Island later, do you hear me?"

"I heard that-" Luffy, who was beaten up by his companions because his crew was severely biased, replied with difficulty.

Since you had just had a fight, you were not in the mood to go out for a walk, so you sat in the bottle, released the nested melons, and listened to Usopp telling the story of the Sniper King without talking to Luffy, Sorona, Robin, and the others. Go ashore.

And I don’t know why, but you have the feeling that you will encounter something nasty when you get to that island.

"At that time, more than 1000 pirates with a bounty of more than million swarmed forward, but the brave and fearless sniper king said coolly: 'Hey, damn pirates, don't touch my companions!'"

"It's amazing!" You spat out a few bubbles excitedly and clapped your hands with starry eyes, "What happened next! What happened next! Did the super invincible and handsome sniper king kill everyone and clear a bloody path?"

"Hmph, of course! It's not just that," Usopp closed his eyes and pretended, "The Sniper King lifted up the huge pirate ship with one finger and crushed all those stupid pirates. It’s flat!!”

"Wow!"

"oh--!"

You and Wo Gua seal applaud.

"The Sniper King is super awesome!!"

"Hehehe, it's just so-so!" Usopp's vanity was severely satisfied, he touched his head and said with a red face.

"Really, don't feed Miss Thea weird things!" Sanji came over with juice squeezed from fresh fruits and placed it next to your bottle.

"[Lady's Special Bamboo Love Juice], please use it with caution."

"Thank you, Sanfe Sanji!" You grinned at him.

"Well!"

"How cute, how beautiful, what a sunny and lively smile!! It's like there is a trickling ocean current in your beautiful blue-purple eyes, flowing into my heart with deep love!!" Sanji covered his head. My heart fell, "I will have no regrets in this life!!"

"His hallucinations are getting worse." Usopp, with cold sweat streaming down his forehead, called on Chopper to drag the fallen Sanji back to his room.