Pokémon battle for Huaxia

While in a coma, Ji Qiu heard very noisy men and women's voices around her, and finally gradually regained consciousness.

Under the strong light, he slowly opened his eyes piously, but suddenly found himself trapped on an iron pillar.Not far away, there are wooden tables and chairs sitting in pairs of young men and women who don't know what they are doing.

"You finally woke up."

Qianqian looked behind him and found that Jiqiu was tied to the iron pillar with his hands like himself.

"No, why were we tied up?"

"I don't know, and the back of my head hurts."

"Oh, oh, oh, the two benefactors finally woke up. You didn't hurt the two of you." Master Wumi suddenly appeared in front of the two of them again and said kindly.

"Hey, master, why did you tie us up!? Even if Dongfang's attitude was a little unfriendly just now, it shouldn't be like this?" said reverently and aggrievedly to Master Wumi.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, everything has a cause and effect. As for the reason that tied you up..."

"You don't have the strength to do three taps on the No.30 three-step stone ladder. Besides, you really bypassed our elegance."

"What the hell is Yaxing? Could it be that he was just playing an inexplicable joke with girls!" Ji Qiu still hated Mr. Duanmu Sili.

"No no no no, welcome to the blind date at Laojun Terrace." Master Wumi said very kindly.

"Hey, why are Master Wumi tied up?" A man and a woman who looked like lovers came to Master Wumi and said.

"This is our new method of blind date. Binding two people together helps to enhance the relationship."

Mr. Duanmu Sili said nonsense and didn't make a draft at all, so he dealt with the two of them on the same table.

"Ghosts won't believe it! And you, a Taoist, can do such mundane things for men and women! And monks don't tell lies!" Pious and speechless.

"I'm not a monk, I just live here." Duanmu Sili shrugged slightly and said.

"Okay, calm down, you two, maybe this time is also a good learning opportunity, let's take a look at the world." Master Wumi said to the two of them again.

Qianqian and Jiqiu now have the heart to pull out the old Taoist's hair. If someone tied you up and told you that this is a good learning opportunity, would you believe it? !

"If you don't believe me, look~"

Following the direction of Master Wumi's finger, it was a situation where a man and a woman should be interacting with each other.But that content...

"To tell you the truth, it's not that I have a husband. I'm here because my husband is so ugly that I don't want to have children with him."

"I don't want my child to grow up to be as ugly as him, but I think you are beautiful. So I asked you out, and you came out. My husband doesn't even know that we will have a baby."

"…………………"

"Looking at this side." Master Wumi shook his pious head and looked at the other side.

"I'm 40 years old this year."

"Then have you ever met someone you really like?"

"They were all blown up before. When someone introduced me to someone, I made it clear that I didn't have any other requirements, as long as I could help my brother buy a house."

"I………"

"I also know that these people are all one-day conditions, and they all shrink back. As I grow older, the quality of my blind date is constantly getting lower."

"this…………"

"But my conditions will never change. I believe that as long as I persist, I will definitely meet the right person."

"…………"

"Gumen is pious, right? How much do you earn a month?" Master Wumi suddenly bent down and asked piously.

"Ah... I'm still a student, and I have no income other than the usual battles to get some bounties." Piously answered him in a dazed manner.

"What is your income?"

"8000 yuan a month."

"Oh, are you a disabled boy who earns less than 5 yuan a month? Then how much dowry do you plan to give my family?"

"30, the normal price is not too much."

"…………"

"There's more." Master Wumi completely ignored Qianqian's puzzled and shocked eyes and turned his little head in another direction.

"No, why do you ask me to give you 1000 million and 100 million?" The pair obviously had a serious conflict, and the man yelled at the woman.

"Why don't I have this condition? Of course I do! I look better than Xishi Diaochan. Then I majored in acting, and then I can sing and dance." The puxin girl with a very ugly appearance on the opposite side replied confidently .

But the next group still puzzled Qianqian the most... This is a blind liar meeting a Puxin girl!

"You can marry me, but you must give me a bride price of 118 million." A fat woman said to the bald man opposite.

"Okay, of course there's no problem. It's been called to your card. You should get married right away."

"Can you accept that your future husband can only earn 2 yuan a month?"

"Your monthly income is only 2 yuan, that won't work, it must be at least [-] yuan!"

"Then how much is your salary?"

"I pay 5000 a month. I think 5000 is enough for a girl. So how many houses do you have?"

"I have a set..."

"That won't work. At least you have to have four or five houses! Which man doesn't have four or five houses now? At the very least, you have to have one in the city and two in the suburbs."

"…………………"

"Don't worry, it is absolutely impossible for me to marry you. You are really far from what I want."

"Then what kind of boyfriend do you want to find?"

"The height must be at least 1.8 meters, uh, don't be fat, fat people are very greasy. A little abdominal muscle is enough, too much is very disgusting. In terms of monthly salary, my requirements are not very high, at least 1 or more. It’s best that he can give me 200 to [-] a month. For a house, he has a [-]-square-meter set. By the way, there’s another point, I don’t know how to cook, so I have to hire a nanny. It’s not good to eat too much .”

"Then what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to have a baby!"

"……………………"

The scenes in front of him really refreshed the three views of piousness. He grew up in the Kanto region and really didn't understand the Chinese blind date culture.

"Hey, Dongfang. Is it so difficult to find a wife in China now?"

"Well, although I don't want to admit it, but this kind of marriage chaos is very frequent in China now. Especially the dowry culture has developed to be terrifying in some places..."

"Guys, have you learned anything?"