Pokémon battle for Huaxia

"Is it really so difficult to marry a daughter-in-law? Or are these women's demands too weird?" In fact, I had heard of the bride price culture in Kanto when I was a child, but I didn't expect it to develop into such a sick culture in China.

"Although I don't want to admit it, there are many things you don't know about Huaxia. Just over there, it's Ma Baonan." Ji Qiu moved his body and pointed the direction for Qianqian.

"What? You say I'm inappropriate now?"

"Yes, my mother said that our birthdays don't match."

"Ah? Brother, how old are you and still listen to your mother?"

"Oh, my mother said that girls who don't listen to their mother will be punished."

"...Then how much is your monthly income, big brother..." The girl was quite polite and cleverly avoided some topics.

"My monthly income is about 7000 yuan, but it is all transferred to my mother."

"……………That……"

"Alas..." Ji Qiu sighed for a long time, and then looked at the piety behind her again.The latter also seems to be a little thoughtful.

"What do you think I'm doing, I never listen to my mother. And... I don't have to listen to it even if I want to. Hehe..." Qianqian still gave Ji Qiu a haha.

"Hey, that elder brother looks like a rich man."

With devout eyes, he looked at an uncle wearing a big gold chain and a famous brand.It may be a common problem of these local tyrants, obviously wearing a famous brand and matching it with the most dazzling farm style.

"Old girl, I don't want to brag about you. I have more than 30 factories around Zhoukou City. I also have two or three big hotels in Zhengzhou City, Anyang City." He talked about his superior conditions horizontally.

"Ah... Brother, you... are amazing." The girl frowned and could only compliment very politely.

"Hey, I'll give you a gift when we meet for the first time, my sister. We just bought this." The rich man said and took out a bag that looked like a curtain.

The girl looked at the bag in front of her with an embarrassed smile and pushed it back, "Well, I'm sorry. How can we ask for your bag when we first meet?"

"Hey, what's this? It's only 5. Just keep it!" said the rich man, still pushing the bag over there generously.

"Really...no need..."

But don't underestimate this bag. Although it is not the highest brand, it is also an award-winning product under One Thousand and One Nights.But... soil is also real soil.

"Wow, such a rich uncle. It doesn't matter that one day I can be so arrogant. I can give away a package of more than 5 yuan if I want to give it away." Pious is quite interested in seeing the excitement.

Ji Qiu cast a contemptuous glance at Qianqian.

"Hey, I now understand the difference between aristocratic families and local tyrants. Don't you guys look down on this kind of local tyrant the most?" Qianqian also noticed Ji Qiu's eyes and asked casually.

"Whatever you say, my family is not from the Dongfang family." Ji Qiu didn't want to talk to him.

"Hey, what a greasy uncle..." Qiangzong didn't care about Jiqiu's tone and continued to look to the other side.

On the other side was a salty uncle who directly sat on the side with the widow he was on a blind date with.He hugged the other person's shoulder very intimately and talked about something in his mouth.

"Sister, let me ask why the man in your family didn't exist?" The man began to caress the widow's body dishonestly while talking.

"Go away... You man is really shameless!"

"I'm sorry, we don't welcome sexual harassment here." Master Wumi appeared next to the two of them at some point, looking at the man with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, but with a wave of the other hand, the two Taoist boys pulled the man away go out.

"Oh, I've seen enough excitement. Then, master, when will you let us go?" Seeing Master Wumi, Qianqian said to him.

"Ah, ah, Wuliang Tianzun. I actually forgot the two of you here. But my ancestor Taiqing Daode Tianzun entrusted me with a dream and said that the two of them need to help one of them get rid of the blind date before they can leave." Master Wumi still walked to the two The person next to them untied them and said.

Qianqian and Jiqiu stood up and moved their wrists that were already numb, "Then who are we going to help?"

"Just her~" Mr. Duanmu Sili also suddenly appeared next to the two of them, pointing to a girl who had just entered the venue and said.

The girl saw Master Duanmu Sili and Master Wumi hurried over, "You two masters must help me, that man is outrageous because his mother also came with me!"

"This female benefactor, we have already solved this problem, you can take a rest now. Let these two help you solve the problem."

Qianqian and Jiqiu haven't realized the seriousness of the problem until they saw the boy and his mother who were about to face it.

This is a more serious mother boy, I'm afraid it's really a matter of clothes, hands, rice, and blind date, so mother must follow.

"Gumen, do you have any good ideas?"

"Hey, don't say it. I really learned something after watching it for so long. We... this, this, this, this..."

"Wow, it's disgusting... But it should be possible!" Ji Qiu agreed with the pious idea very rarely.

The mother was actually holding a teacup to feed her son water, seeing Ji Qiu approaching, her eyes lit up, she didn't expect the girl on this blind date to be so beautiful.

But there is a pious person who doesn't know who is following behind.

"Ah, I'm sorry, auntie, I'm late. You don't mind if this is my boyfriend?" Ji Qiu imitated the tone she just heard.

"Mom...how is it? Are you satisfied?"

"I think it's not too long, it's just..."

"Baby, why are we still wearing our makeup? Hurry up and replenish water." Before the mother of the other party expressed his opinion, Qianqian hurriedly sat over and handed a bottle of fairy water to Jiqiu.Nasty Jiqiu couldn't stop shivering when she heard it.

What an interesting matching mechanism for a boy who is a mother and a girl who is a girl.

The other man's cuff buttons were suddenly opened and he just stretched out his hand, and his mother hurriedly tidied him up.

"Oh, our son hasn't had to do anything since he was a child, so you're not too old, can you serve others? You can't still have your own job and be a full-time wife at home. "

Ji Qiu didn't answer but just stretched out her hand to Qianqian, who quickly handed over a stack of Ruanmei coins.

"Not this!" Ji Qiu complained and put it in her pocket.Piety can only swallow his anger and continue acting.

"This?" Then Qiangzong took out another gold bracelet and put it on Jiqiu's wrist.

"It's not this! It's paper." Ji Qiu entered the state and gave Qianqian a direct look.

"Oh, how did this old slave know that what you wanted was paper..." Qianqian instantly slapped himself twice on the upper body of the actor.

"Both my mother and I need someone to take care of you. You have to be a full-time wife at home."

"Oh, that's such a coincidence. Our little princess also needs someone to take care of her. Remember to hire eight full-time professional nannies. Our princess doesn't need any unprofessional ones!"

"Even if it's a family lady, a girl can't be too spoiled." The man's mother punched her again.

"Oh, I don't agree with that. Girls are pampered, and no matter how old a woman is, she is still a girl." Qianqian conjured two bright red roses out of nowhere, took out one and handed it to Ji Qiu then took out another flower and handed it to the mother of the other party.

"I'm going... Can this guy do magic tricks? Where did he get so many props?" Ji Qiu secretly wondered, never expecting to be able to do this trick.

The mother of the other party had already had her eyes shining, and Qiangqian took out her last move.He took out a bunch of cards from under his hand.

"This is a discount card for all large supermarket chains in China. Be careful on the road." She handed these cards to the mother with a devout smile.

The mother just wanted to take it, but the son kept blocking it.

"Oh, how old are you and still need to spend? Who are you looking down on? Take these cards back by yourself!"

"No wonder you couldn't find someone!" The mother slapped the man on the head and said very angrily.

Qianqian raised his eyebrows at Ji Qiu, "To win, we must disintegrate the enemy from within~"

Then the mother walked up to Qianqian with a navigator for the elderly, and Qianqian saw that there was a WeChat group on the screen of the mobile phone.

"This is the square dance group where my old sisters dance, and there are all kinds of high-quality boys in it who are worthy of our girls." Well, the enemy has not only collapsed but also betrayed.

"Mom, what are you doing? I'm your son!"

"Shut up, Ma Baonan." The mother slapped her son on the head and said.

Piety didn't have the nerve to refuse, so he took out his latest Pokémon picture to identify Auntie and pulled her into the group.

"Actually, Auntie really wants to have a boyfriend as good as you." The mother left here after she finished speaking, pulling her son, only looking back at Qianqian from time to time as she left.

"Go all the way, auntie, wow, this little brother is really handsome. Would you like to take a look? Girlfriend~" Smiling piously and a little bit cheap, she leaned to Ji Qiu and took out the illustrated book for her to see.

"Get out~ you damn sissy...hahaha" Ji Qiu smiled and scolded Qianqian before he couldn't help laughing anymore.That refreshing smile is still so reassuring.

"The acting just now really looked like a very delicate young lady~ hahaha."

The two couldn't help laughing out loud as they recalled each other's acting skills just now.Completely forget the embarrassment between each other.

"Yeah, mission completed." Mr. Duanmu Sili raised a faint smile and said to Master Wumi next to him.

"Young master, how dare you say that if you hadn't insisted on making a joke, would I have needed to hold a blind date like this at Laojun's platform? I even used our mountain whip... It's a sin. Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! "Master Wumi said a little angrily.

"The old ancestor can even drive away the two big mountains with the mountain whip, but it may not drive away the evil thoughts in people's hearts now. Send them down the mountain."