Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang

What is the most painful thing in the world?

That is, when you hold back a lot of farts, and you can hardly hold it anymore, and you have to let it out no matter what, there are people around you,

And it's not your close ones, but the ones you can't embarrass yourself in front of.

As the saying goes, you can travel thousands of miles by holding back your urine, but it is difficult to move an inch when you urinate.

In fact, it’s not just about running thin, it’s also hard to move an inch when you’re holding back your fart.

And this thing is more difficult to control than channeling, channeling is still a rare, at least it is a fluid, with a substance,

Fart is an invisible gas, so it is more difficult to hold back!

but!

Fart has an advantage, through the control of precision A, let it come out slowly, slightly, quietly,

Although the smell is unavoidable, at least there will not be such a noticeable, so loud sound of death.

it is good!Just do it!

Tang San made up his mind, and began to concentrate on controlling that indescribable part,

Slowly, slowly, a small gap was opened on the border, ready to let the massive subtropical high-pressure air mass slowly and silently leak out from this small gap.

Tang San didn't want to do this either, but he really couldn't hold it anymore!

As long as he can hold back, he will not take this step.

A soul master is a soul master,

The ability to control the body is far beyond that of ordinary people. Even if ordinary people can open seams, they cannot open them in such a meticulous and precise manner.

sizzle~

Just as Tang San planned, the huge air mass quietly flowed out of the body along that gap,

With the continuous outflow of gas, the pressure in the body is also getting smaller and smaller, and the uncomfortable feeling of being stretched is getting lighter and lighter, Tang San showed a comfortable expression on his face.

Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi were originally looking out the window, but because of the continuous inflow of fresh air and Tang San's conscious control, the terrifying smell in the carriage had gradually dissipated, and the two of them also slowly showed relaxed expressions,

However, just as they showed relaxed expressions, a strange smell appeared in their nostrils again!

It stinks!

Again!

Ning Fengzhi is alright, he can still sit as firmly as Mount Tai,

Qian Renxue's hand was already raised to her chin, because she was about to cover her nose subconsciously!

hateful!

This Tang San, why let him go again?

I saw that he smelled a strange smell earlier, and I thought he finally stopped pretending. Since he stopped pretending, he would definitely not continue to put it on.

But I didn't expect it, I stopped pretending, but I still let the fart go? !

Why is this person so selfish?Doesn't matter if there are other people around?Does it matter if farting affects others?Just care about your own comfort?

hateful!

How could Zhang Tianyu treat him as a brother!

A person like him deserves to be Zhang Tianyu's brother?

The more Qian Renxue thought about it, the angrier she became, she was really a little stunned,

Tang San was enjoying the pleasure of deflated secretly, this is really cool, he doesn't have to worry about being too loud and attracting others' attention and embarrassing him, but he can also discharge the excess gas in his body, it's really cool!

However, just when he was feeling refreshed, a larger air mass suddenly gathered from the north and rushed towards him, directly rushing to the backlog of air mass!

This time it came down aggressively, the original air mass had been calmed down, waiting quietly to be discharged from the gap little by little,

But because this new air mass rushed up directly, the originally stable air mass suddenly went berserk!

If it wasn't for Tang San's quick response and timely control, he would have collapsed out of Bengbu right now!

But even so, even though Tang San had reacted quickly, he still made a sound——

squeak~~~

Hearing this movement, Qian Renxue clenched her fists violently!

I swear to God, at this moment, she almost turned her head and told Tang San to let him pay more attention!

How is the prince?

So what about strict tutoring?

So what about a royal education?

Because of these reasons, she must endure others farting in front of her unconditionally?

No such reason!

Everyone has a temper, and everyone's patience has a limit!

Qian Renxue felt that it was enough for her to endure all the way until now, and she was not an old fox like Ning Fengzhi!

And Ning Fengzhi's eyelids twitched, but he didn't say anything, he just leaned his body out of the window again, and at the same time he made a decision to get out of the car and leave at the next intersection.

He didn't plan to go to dinner with Qian Renxue and Tang San at first, as a special guest of the competition and a good friend of the royal family, Emperor Xue Ye had already arranged a sumptuous lunch for him waiting for him,

He came here in Qian Renxue's carriage just to drop by.

And Tang San's non-stop farting made him unable to sit still anymore,

If the price of taking a ride is to smell farts, then it’s worth not taking the ride, it’s better to get off the car earlier and walk to the Royal Inn by yourself.

In the end, Qian Renxue held back temporarily.

After all, there are two layers of relationship between Ning Fengzhi and Zhang Tianyu here, even if Tang San is not pleasing to the eye, even if this kind of thing is hard to bear, at least he can't directly tear his face.

Forget it, just treat it as giving Zhang Tianyu face, just treat it as giving him face!

Afterwards, Qian Renxue began to imagine, if Tang San was replaced by Zhang Tianyu at this moment, how would she react?

emmm...

After thinking for a while, she felt that she would definitely not be angry, nor would she think that Zhang Tianyu was a bastard, on the contrary, she would probably think that Zhang Tianyu was cute,

There might even be a little joy.

Of course, she definitely didn't like smelling bad smells. The reason why she was happy was that if Zhang Tianyu really did such a thing in front of her, there was only one possible reason - Zhang Tianyu didn't treat her as an outsider.

When a person can embarrass you in front of you very naturally, either this person is a social cow, or there is something wrong with this person, or this person does not treat you as an outsider.

Tang San naturally also heard the voice just now, and suddenly he was embarrassed and didn't dare to look up, only dared to look down at the luxurious carpet in the carriage,

But after finding out that Ning Fengzhi and Qian Renxue didn't respond, he was relieved in his heart.

It should be that these two people didn't hear it, or they heard it, but they didn't think about farts, so it's okay!

At this moment, two large air masses roared from above!

Tang San was completely stupid!

What's the situation? This is it?

Why are there so many farts today?

My sister also eats carrots!

This is absolutely not the case!

no!I can't hold back anymore!It seems that the tactic of only opening a seam is not enough to deal with such a terrifying air mass!

Misfortunes never come singly, and then another powerful air mass rushed over!

no more!Can't hold it anymore!

How to do? !

Just at this moment, a flash of light flashed in Tang San's mind!

By the way, you can artificially create a huge sound to cover up the sound of the fart, isn't it possible to let the fart out perfectly?

no!Can't hold it anymore!Just do it!

Tang San slapped the seat violently, bang!

Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi were taken aback, they all looked at Tang San,

The next second—

puff!Pululululu-!