Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang

It's so loud!

It lasts so long!

As the last puff disappeared, the car fell into a terrifying silence.

Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi both seemed stupid, as if struck by lightning, they looked at Tang San with dull eyes,

Tang San sat on the seat blankly, didn't dare to look at the two of them at all, only dared to look at the carpet, as if the ticking of the second hand came from his ears.

Who am I, where am I, and what should I do next?

Tang San's mind was full of these three questions.

not just him,

Now even Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi are confused!

They don't even know what to do next!

Well, in fact, it’s right to pretend that nothing happened next,

But the problem is,

Why did Tang San tell them in advance that he was going to fart?

If it wasn't specifically to remind them, why did he slap the seat so hard?

Isn't it just to attract their attention to make such a loud noise by patting the seat so that they know he is going to fart?

Is it not?

Okay, now our attention is drawn to you, and we have seen and heard the whole process of your farting, what's next?

What should we do next?

It's as if you didn't hear or see,

Or do you want to praise you for playing really well?

Normal people think like this, you let me know before you do something, isn't it just to let me affirm you and praise you?Why else would you let me know?

Don't look down at the carpet, Tang San, but you are right!

Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi turned their heads slowly, and looked at each other, and they both saw bewilderment from each other's eyes and expressions.

Tang San, this kid, is outrageous!

Why do you have to slap the seat so hard before you fart!

Why do you have to tell someone before you fart?What's wrong with this?

The weird atmosphere made the air in the car seem to freeze,

What followed was that horrible stench!

Qian Renxue couldn't bear it anymore, and raised her hand to cover her nose.

Ning Fengzhi was a loyal person after all, he mobilized the soul power in his body to resist the stench, and didn't use his hands to cover it.

Of course Tang San could notice Qian Renxue's movements,

Afterwards, a powerful air mass hit from top to bottom again,

Tang San understood that he couldn't stay like this any longer,

So he stood up resolutely and cupped his fists: "Uncle Ning, Brother Xue, I suddenly remembered that I still have some important things to do, so I'm sorry, I won't eat this lunch at noon today, Brother Xue, please stop car."

Can't go on driving anymore!

According to the accumulation speed of this air mass, it won't be long before he has to launch this bombardment again!

So it's better to leave here as soon as possible, find a place where no one is around, and let's be presumptuous!

Qian Renxue couldn't wish for it!

Tang San, oh Tang San, you bastard finally woke up!You finally made a right choice!

But as the crown prince and Zhang Tianyu's good brother, of course he couldn't just let him go, so Qian Renxue chose to be polite: "What's important? Do you want me to take you there?"

"No need, Big Brother Xue, just stop the carriage."

"Okay then." Qian Renxue raised her hand to issue an order, the carriage stopped, Tang San quickly opened the door and walked down, stood under the carriage and cupped his fists: "Brother Xue, I feel a little unwell today, see you another day."

"Okay," Qian Renxue said with a half-smile.

Tang San nodded, turned around and left quickly.

Qian Renxue let out a sigh of relief!

Finally sent this fart away!

hateful!That's abominable!

The stench is now all over the luxurious compartment of my royal coach!

Damn, there's no trace of some kind of smell left on the cushion on that seat, is there?

Ning Fengzhi sighed faintly, and said: "Oh, this kid Tang San, sometimes it really makes people... a little unpredictable."

Qian Renxue's egg hurts!

How can this be unpredictable?

This is simply an inhuman behavior pattern!

Who the fuck wants to get someone's attention before farting?Who is not sneaky about this kind of thing for fear of being known by others?

What Tang San did was simply not like something a human could do!

"It's really unexpected that Tianyu and him are good brothers." Qian Renxue said.

Ning Fengzhi thought for a while, and said: "I heard that he and Tianyu are considered to be young. They have known each other since they were six years old. They studied in the same college, lived in the same dormitory, and they both entered school on the same day."

Qian Renxue is even more ashamed, why can't such a good thing happen to me?

If I could grow up with his childhood sweetheart since the age of six, go to school together, and live in the same dormitory,

Then one day he found out that it was a daughter,

Then brothers become lovers,

Finally together, get married and have children, everyone is happy!

What a perfect script!

However, Tang San and Xiao Wu grew up with Zhang Tianyu's childhood sweetheart!

In the end, Qian Renxue could only sigh in return.

There are too many regrets in life, and the fate is like this, and no one is the same.

......

After getting off the car, Tang San almost ran all the way!

At this moment, he doesn't care about anything,

What soul power, what martial soul, what golden soul coins, what title Douluo,

He doesn't even care!

bathroom!

He only cares about the toilet now!

However, although this area is a commercial street, there are not many toilets, at least Tang San ran all the way and couldn't find it!

hateful!

What about the toilet!

You set up such a bustling commercial street without even a toilet, is it disgusting?

What do you tell the urgent people who come here to shop?Solve it on the street? !

Damn guy!

As we all know, when running, not only the two legs are moving, but the whole body is moving, including the internal organs,

Therefore, when you are in a hurry, it is not suitable for running to be honest.

When you run, your internal organs follow suit. When you are anxious, it is easy to be overwhelmed.

Tang San personally proved this point,

As he ran, more and more Qi accumulated in his body. If he stood still or walked slowly, he could still hold it.

But he is running now!

Run while looking for toilets!

It is impossible to hold back in this situation!

So Tang San ran,

One side

Puff~Puff~Puff~Puff~Puff~Puff~Puff~

Very rhythmic!

It is simply the BBOX of the new era!

Not to mention anything else, if you want to participate in a Douluo talent show, you must win the first place!

The passers-by who passed by him would all stop in bewilderment after hearing the dynamic and rhythmic BBOX sound, and then stare blankly at the young man running wildly in the wind.

What's the situation with this man?Why run and fart?

Can't you walk slowly when you have a fart, or find a place to stop before you run?

What's the matter, running while farting, with the propulsion of fart power, running faster, right?

Tang San also wanted to find a corner to let go first, but unfortunately, there was none!

There are bustling commercial streets on both sides, full of various shops!

He can only run all the way!

By doing this, at least it can ensure that others can only see his back, not his face!