Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang
344 Chaos caused by 1 fart!
at last!
After running wildly for more than ten minutes, Tang San finally found a toilet after attracting countless passers-by to look back!
At this moment, Tang San burst into tears!
He rushed to the toilet, opened the valve, and began to vent freely!
Pass!
Rumble!
"Fuck!!"
"what sound?!"
There was an exclamation,
The few men who were in the toilet ran out of the toilet with their pants up like crazy, and looked back at the toilet in horror as they ran, as if there were some horrible monsters in the toilet.
Seeing someone wanting to go into the toilet, they hurriedly stopped them and said, "Don't go in! Someone is firing cannons inside!"
"Yes, it's terrifying!"
"It feels like it's going to collapse the toilet!"
The people around are all in disbelief.
But at this moment,
Pass!
boom!
Two more terrifying voices came from the toilet!
Now everyone outside believed it!
Good guy, someone actually fired a cannon in the toilet!
"Go and call the guards! Go and call the patrol!"
Soon, the guards patrolling nearby were also alarmed. When they came here, they heard a horrible sound coming from the toilet.
The guards looked like they were facing an enemy!
"No, we may not be able to control this alone!"
"Such a big movement, it is very likely that some soul master is experimenting with soul skills here!"
"It's also possible that they are experimenting with some kind of attack-type soul tool!"
"That's right! It's all possible!"
"Hurry up and report to the Imperial Defense Department and Wuhundian, hurry up!"
Tang San is both happy and sad now,
It's cool because I can finally ventilate boldly without worrying about embarrassment and social death.
The sad thing is, why can't I exhaust my breath? !
Crazy my stomach!
Twenty or ten minutes have passed, and the exhaust has been blowing like a cannon, but there is no sign of stopping!
I didn't eat anything messy, did I?
Before the game, I ate breakfast and drank some water in the academy normally;
After the match, I followed Ning Fengzhi to that teahouse to have some tea and some snacks,
Other than that, there is no other messy things in the stomach,
So, this is definitely not a normal situation, I must have been plotted against again!
So who will it be?
Xue Qinghe?Ning Fengzhi?
But in the teahouse, Xue Qinghe and Ning Fengzhi both ate and drank the tea and snacks, but they were fine, so it couldn't be my teacup that had a problem, could it?
And it stands to reason that these two people are unlikely to entrap me,
First of all, Xue Qinghe and I have no grudges in the past, and we have no grudges in the present, and he has a very good relationship with Zhang Tianyu, so he has no reason to entrap me.
It is even more impossible for Ning Fengzhi, he is still waiting for me to assemble those hidden weapons and deliver them to him, there is no reason to trick me into plotting against me!
Who would that be?
hateful!Damn!
Made me so embarrassing in front of those two, and now I can't even get out of the bathroom!
what!here we go again!
Pass!
This fart was so loud and powerful that the toilet window behind him was rattled!
Tang San smiled wryly!
Although this is a toilet, the toilet is supposed to deal with these things, but now he is too high-profile!
He has keenly noticed that since he came in and started to exhaust, the few people who were here ran out in a hurry, and since then, no one has come in again.
No need to ask, it must have alarmed and frightened the outsiders, so the outsiders didn't dare to come in at all!
So, this shit is still social death!
what!here we go again!
Pass!
With the exhaust of the gas, Tang San's face was refreshed.
At this moment, he is contradictory, enjoying the pleasure of excreting gas, but also worried about the death of the society,
Really painful and happy.
......
After an unknown amount of time, Tang San felt that his two legs had lost all feeling.
Crouching numb!
Have you been here for half an hour?Tang San made a bitter face, he really wanted to leave here, but he didn't dare!
Now he can clearly feel the power of this air mass, which is much stronger than it was at the beginning.
If he leaves here, he may not be able to hold back as he did at the beginning, or he will go out quietly,
When the time comes to bombard and fire cannons on the street, it will be even more deadly.
He has also taken various antidotes, but none of them have any effect, so now he can only wait here silently, waiting for it to be completely released.
At this moment, there were bursts of hurried and orderly footsteps outside.
Tang San panicked a little, why does it feel like something is wrong, the visitor is not kind?
really,
The next second, a mid-spirited male voice sounded outside the door:
"Listen people in the bathroom! You're surrounded by us!
No matter who you are, no matter what purpose or intention you have, you can't test your soul skills or soul tools in this kind of place! "
Tang San was stunned!
Experimenting with soul skills?
Experimenting with soul guides?
What the hell?
I'm farting!I'm just farting!
"So! Now, as the head of the order patrol team of the Wuhun Temple, I order you to stop your dangerous behavior! Leave the toilet immediately and come out to accept our investigation and inquiry!"
Tang San's face was pained and confused,
He didn't even know how to respond to these words!
Who would be free to experiment with soul skills and soul guides in this kind of place, Wo Cao?It's just a fart and exhaust, what about you?ah?As for?
Seeing that Tang San didn't make any movement or response,
Another thick male voice sounded from outside:
"Ahem! Listen up, people inside. I'm one of the captains of the Tiandou City Branch of the Imperial Defense Department. Do you know where this place is? This is a downtown area with many businesses and pedestrians. Our Imperial Defense Department must You are responsible for the safety of the people, so please cooperate, stop your dangerous behavior immediately, and come out to accept the investigation!"
"We are already very polite. If you are stubborn and don't cooperate with our actions, then we can only be rough and tough!"
Tang San:......
Good guy!
The people from the Imperial Defense Department and the Wuhun Temple were alarmed!
is this necessary? !
Ah bad!here we go again!
Pass!
The sound was loud and powerful, and the window of the toilet was shaken again with a loud bang.
The Imperial Defense Captain and the Order Patrol Captain were taken aback by the sudden loud noise, and then they looked at each other,
The captain of the Imperial Guard said: "Damn, this guy is very arrogant!"
"That's right, you're so arrogant, you came here in front of us!"
"Good guy, it seems that this is the guy's answer!"
The captain of the Imperial Guard said loudly to the toilet: "So, the people inside, do you want to resist to the end?!"
The patrol captain of Wuhundian then said loudly: "Since you want to fight to the end, don't blame us for being rude! Everyone get ready!"
Hurala!
All the patrol soldiers took up their weapons and aimed at the toilet!
Not to be outdone, the Imperial Guard also raised their arms!
The atmosphere is tense!
After running wildly for more than ten minutes, Tang San finally found a toilet after attracting countless passers-by to look back!
At this moment, Tang San burst into tears!
He rushed to the toilet, opened the valve, and began to vent freely!
Pass!
Rumble!
"Fuck!!"
"what sound?!"
There was an exclamation,
The few men who were in the toilet ran out of the toilet with their pants up like crazy, and looked back at the toilet in horror as they ran, as if there were some horrible monsters in the toilet.
Seeing someone wanting to go into the toilet, they hurriedly stopped them and said, "Don't go in! Someone is firing cannons inside!"
"Yes, it's terrifying!"
"It feels like it's going to collapse the toilet!"
The people around are all in disbelief.
But at this moment,
Pass!
boom!
Two more terrifying voices came from the toilet!
Now everyone outside believed it!
Good guy, someone actually fired a cannon in the toilet!
"Go and call the guards! Go and call the patrol!"
Soon, the guards patrolling nearby were also alarmed. When they came here, they heard a horrible sound coming from the toilet.
The guards looked like they were facing an enemy!
"No, we may not be able to control this alone!"
"Such a big movement, it is very likely that some soul master is experimenting with soul skills here!"
"It's also possible that they are experimenting with some kind of attack-type soul tool!"
"That's right! It's all possible!"
"Hurry up and report to the Imperial Defense Department and Wuhundian, hurry up!"
Tang San is both happy and sad now,
It's cool because I can finally ventilate boldly without worrying about embarrassment and social death.
The sad thing is, why can't I exhaust my breath? !
Crazy my stomach!
Twenty or ten minutes have passed, and the exhaust has been blowing like a cannon, but there is no sign of stopping!
I didn't eat anything messy, did I?
Before the game, I ate breakfast and drank some water in the academy normally;
After the match, I followed Ning Fengzhi to that teahouse to have some tea and some snacks,
Other than that, there is no other messy things in the stomach,
So, this is definitely not a normal situation, I must have been plotted against again!
So who will it be?
Xue Qinghe?Ning Fengzhi?
But in the teahouse, Xue Qinghe and Ning Fengzhi both ate and drank the tea and snacks, but they were fine, so it couldn't be my teacup that had a problem, could it?
And it stands to reason that these two people are unlikely to entrap me,
First of all, Xue Qinghe and I have no grudges in the past, and we have no grudges in the present, and he has a very good relationship with Zhang Tianyu, so he has no reason to entrap me.
It is even more impossible for Ning Fengzhi, he is still waiting for me to assemble those hidden weapons and deliver them to him, there is no reason to trick me into plotting against me!
Who would that be?
hateful!Damn!
Made me so embarrassing in front of those two, and now I can't even get out of the bathroom!
what!here we go again!
Pass!
This fart was so loud and powerful that the toilet window behind him was rattled!
Tang San smiled wryly!
Although this is a toilet, the toilet is supposed to deal with these things, but now he is too high-profile!
He has keenly noticed that since he came in and started to exhaust, the few people who were here ran out in a hurry, and since then, no one has come in again.
No need to ask, it must have alarmed and frightened the outsiders, so the outsiders didn't dare to come in at all!
So, this shit is still social death!
what!here we go again!
Pass!
With the exhaust of the gas, Tang San's face was refreshed.
At this moment, he is contradictory, enjoying the pleasure of excreting gas, but also worried about the death of the society,
Really painful and happy.
......
After an unknown amount of time, Tang San felt that his two legs had lost all feeling.
Crouching numb!
Have you been here for half an hour?Tang San made a bitter face, he really wanted to leave here, but he didn't dare!
Now he can clearly feel the power of this air mass, which is much stronger than it was at the beginning.
If he leaves here, he may not be able to hold back as he did at the beginning, or he will go out quietly,
When the time comes to bombard and fire cannons on the street, it will be even more deadly.
He has also taken various antidotes, but none of them have any effect, so now he can only wait here silently, waiting for it to be completely released.
At this moment, there were bursts of hurried and orderly footsteps outside.
Tang San panicked a little, why does it feel like something is wrong, the visitor is not kind?
really,
The next second, a mid-spirited male voice sounded outside the door:
"Listen people in the bathroom! You're surrounded by us!
No matter who you are, no matter what purpose or intention you have, you can't test your soul skills or soul tools in this kind of place! "
Tang San was stunned!
Experimenting with soul skills?
Experimenting with soul guides?
What the hell?
I'm farting!I'm just farting!
"So! Now, as the head of the order patrol team of the Wuhun Temple, I order you to stop your dangerous behavior! Leave the toilet immediately and come out to accept our investigation and inquiry!"
Tang San's face was pained and confused,
He didn't even know how to respond to these words!
Who would be free to experiment with soul skills and soul guides in this kind of place, Wo Cao?It's just a fart and exhaust, what about you?ah?As for?
Seeing that Tang San didn't make any movement or response,
Another thick male voice sounded from outside:
"Ahem! Listen up, people inside. I'm one of the captains of the Tiandou City Branch of the Imperial Defense Department. Do you know where this place is? This is a downtown area with many businesses and pedestrians. Our Imperial Defense Department must You are responsible for the safety of the people, so please cooperate, stop your dangerous behavior immediately, and come out to accept the investigation!"
"We are already very polite. If you are stubborn and don't cooperate with our actions, then we can only be rough and tough!"
Tang San:......
Good guy!
The people from the Imperial Defense Department and the Wuhun Temple were alarmed!
is this necessary? !
Ah bad!here we go again!
Pass!
The sound was loud and powerful, and the window of the toilet was shaken again with a loud bang.
The Imperial Defense Captain and the Order Patrol Captain were taken aback by the sudden loud noise, and then they looked at each other,
The captain of the Imperial Guard said: "Damn, this guy is very arrogant!"
"That's right, you're so arrogant, you came here in front of us!"
"Good guy, it seems that this is the guy's answer!"
The captain of the Imperial Guard said loudly to the toilet: "So, the people inside, do you want to resist to the end?!"
The patrol captain of Wuhundian then said loudly: "Since you want to fight to the end, don't blame us for being rude! Everyone get ready!"
Hurala!
All the patrol soldiers took up their weapons and aimed at the toilet!
Not to be outdone, the Imperial Guard also raised their arms!
The atmosphere is tense!
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