Science Elf: Godfather of the Strongest Pokémon

"Dengdeng~"

The moment Rotom announced that the battle was over, Ivy Snake fell to the ground.

Although it absorbed a lot of energy from the green grass field and the Iron Palm Warrior, the few slaps it received from the Iron Palm Warrior previously caused it a lot of pain.

Xia Tian gently held the fallen Ivy Snake in his arms and sprayed it with wound medicine with the other hand.

"Dengdeng~"

Ivy Snake turned away slightly, and used the vine whip to push away Xia Tian's palm from time to time.

"Why, you don't want me to hug you anymore when you grow up?" Xia Tian felt funny.

"Dengdeng~"

The aloof Sister Snake wants to save face, so if she wants to hug her, she must do it in a place where no one is around.

"This arrogant look hasn't changed at all."

Xia Tian pinched Ivy Snake's cold little hand and joked: "I have to hold your hand more, otherwise I will never be able to touch it if I evolve again..."

Ivy Snake could only close its eyes and let Xia Tian do its thing.

In such a high-intensity battle, simply spraying the wound medicine is not enough. It is better to send him back to the Happy Egg Clinic for treatment.

"Liu Yi, give me the Iron Palm Warrior and I will help you treat him."

"Okay, Teacher Xia." Liu Yi took the Iron Palm Warrior back into the ball and handed it to Xia Tian.

The Ivy Snake and Iron Palm Lux were sent to the Happy Egg Clinic for treatment through the transmission device. During this time, Xia Tian and others visited Liu Yi's home.

Liu Yi lives on the edge of the town, in an area that combines urban and rural areas.

It is a relatively common house with an independent yard and a two-story building.

Mother Liu and Father Liu were both aunts and uncles, but they still received them very warmly and hospitably. Father Liu, in particular, frequently asked Xia Tian about some Pokémon-related knowledge.

"Teacher Xiaoxia, what types of Pokémon do you think there are in this water?"

"There are all types, the most common ones are fish-shaped, crab-shaped and prawn-shaped..."

"The rare ones include sea otters, sea weasels, sea horses and the like..."

"In fact, Pokémon can be found in animals..."

Father Liu wore reading glasses and took notes with a pen like a bookkeeper.

"Then I have a question, what is the relationship between this animal and Pokémon? Didn't humans evolve from monkeys? Then what did this Pokémon evolve from?"

Xia Tian was startled. This was the first time that someone asked such a profound question. He didn't think of how to answer it for a while.

Seeing that Xia Tian was in trouble, Liu's mother quickly took Uncle Liu aside to lecture him.

"You damn old man, entertain people well and don't ask questions!"

"What do you know about this woman? Do you understand the value of Pokémon Godfather? I am getting first-hand information. The old Li family next door has begun to instill Pokémon knowledge into his three-month-old grandson. I We must also accumulate knowledge and wealth for our future grandchildren!”

“We can’t lose at the starting line!”

Although I think what my wife said makes sense, Aunt Liu is still not convinced. I can't refute what you say next, but I'm not happy with what you said before:

"What does it mean to be born in a woman's family? You are not born in a woman's family, right? Your wings are stiff, right? If you bite your tongue again, I will smash your broken fishing rod!"

"Okay, okay, I won't argue with you."

The old couple's voices were not loud, but Xia Tian could still hear a lot.

When Xia Tian suffocated, it rolled up?Stop torturing him when he's three months old, okay?

Liu Yi smiled awkwardly: "My dad was a teacher before he retired, so he would ask some brain-burning questions."

"It's okay. The question you asked is very interesting, but I really didn't think about how to organize the language."

In the world of Pokémon, as long as you trace its origins, you cannot escape Arceus, the founder of the world.

However, Xia Tian is not sure whether the myths of the Sinnoh region are completely consistent here. Because the legends of the Three Sacred Birds are different, this question is skipped for now.

Father Liu came back and did it again, and said with a smile: "I just relapsed into my old habit. In the past, whenever I discussed the origin of life, the origin of the universe, etc. in school, my blood would boil."

"Actually, the reason I'm asking so much is to confirm whether Pokémon in the water can be caught like fish?"

"Oh?" Xia Tian also looked over with great interest: "Why do you ask? Have you ever caught a creature that looks like a Pokémon?"

Uncle Liu lowered his voice and said: "An old brother of mine once caught a big red carp, so big!"

He gestured: "There is also a crown-like thing on the head. You said that normal koi fish don't have anything growing on their heads, right?"

Great cruelty!

This look is so classic!

"What about the fish? It can't be stewed, can it?"

"Hey, my old brother said that a penguin pecked the fishing line off, and the fish naturally ran away."

"My old brother brags to us every day. You are an expert in this field. I just want to confirm whether he is bragging and whether Pokémon can really be caught?"

Wang Yuchun scattered melon seeds on the ground in his hand and laughed loudly: "Uncle, I obviously lied to you. This is not a penguin from the North Pole, hahaha~"

Everyone looked at them with care for the mentally retarded. Children, there are no penguins in the Arctic...

"Uncle, the Pokémon you are talking about is indeed a Pokémon, called Magikarp."

King carp?

What a domineering name!

Wearing a crown?

So domineering!

Everyone present stared with wide eyes. Only Xia Tian rolled his eyes with the same expression as Da Zunzhu. Don't be fooled by this guy's name!

"As for the penguins..." Xia Tian said, an interesting picture couldn't help but appear in his mind:

A blue and white dwarf penguin put his hands on his hips and pretended to be an adult, shouting: "Boga~!"

Damn it, as a cute Pokémon trainer, how can I not have a Pogaman!

"Uncle, where did you catch the Carp King you mentioned? We want to have a look."

Uncle Liu gave the suspected location of Bogaman, which happened to be on the way to Xuanwu Lake during the summer trip.

"Uncle, actually I went to Xuanwu Lake this time to broadcast fishing. If you are interested, just follow my live broadcast."

"When the time comes, I will also hold a fishing competition to see who is the best at catching Pokémon."

Pokémon fishing contest? !

Only then did the three girls realize that the ultimate goal of going to Xuanwu Lake in the summer was to fish, no, to catch Pokémon!

"real?!"

The uncle excitedly held Xia Tian's hands. Fishing is too low. He will follow the Pokémon Godfather to catch Pokémon in the future!

It would be awesome to be the Pokémon Godfather’s fishing buddy!

Go to that square dance, I’ll be cut off from you from now on!

Uncle Liu didn't want to eat any more lunch, so he immediately went to get the fishing rod and went out to practice his skills.

Xia Tian was happy to be quiet for a while, and then he thought of the purpose of looking for Liu Yi.

"I heard that your grandfather was a master of martial arts. Did he leave any martial arts schools or anything like that?"

Liu Yi shook his head: "No, my grandfather did not accept any apprentices. Even my father never learned kung fu, he only taught me."

"Why are you asking these questions? You want to learn how to do both? Just in that case I can teach you..."

Xia Tian smiled mysteriously: "I have a great idea. I think Pokémon can also learn martial arts!"

"Let Pokémon learn martial arts?!"

Hearing Xia Tian's whimsical thoughts, the women exclaimed, but Liu Yi was very calm.

He said calmly: "Actually, I also have this idea. I want the Iron Palm Warrior to learn my kung fu."

"Although it is extremely powerful, it relies too much on strength in close combat, does not pay attention to skills, and does not know how to adapt."

Xia Tian nodded and said: "That's true. Although the Iron Palm Warrior moves and moves very fast, but with his body shape, if he uses too much strength, his inertia will be great. Some moves cannot be taken back after being used, and instead they will become flaw."

"But don't belittle yourself. The Iron Palm Rikishi can basically defeat most opponents with that high-five surprise attack. If the opponent doesn't handle it well and is hit by the high-five surprise attack and falls into fear, then the Iron Palm Rikishi's huge strength will become his nightmare. "

"From what Brother Xiaia said, the Iron Palm Warrior seems to be even more powerful." Bai Jiajia nodded like a chicken and waved her fist: "Control first and then KO with one punch!"

Liu Yi was very happy to be recognized by others: "But this trick won't work if I encounter an opponent who can stand in for me again, so in order to solve the shortcoming of Iron Palm Rikishi's lack of dexterity, I plan to teach it some techniques of leveraging and unloading force in martial arts. method, and also need to correct its body and footwork..."

Wang Wenyu immediately analyzed: "But there are many difficulties to be solved."

"First, after all, there is a language barrier between humans and Pokémon. I can understand simple instructions, but I find it difficult to understand too advanced martial arts."

"Second, the body structures of Pokémon and humans are also different. Wouldn't it be a problem to train them in the same way as humans?"

"One more thing, every Pokémon has a different personality, just like people, there are always some that they don't want to learn..."

Wang Wenyu couldn't stop from the beginning and listed many problems, but was interrupted in time by Xia Tian.

"Wenyu, after following me for so long, my field of vision is still not broad enough. I mean, are there some Pokémon that are born with martial arts skills?"

"As for the issues you mentioned, such as language and body structure, they are not important at all. It is not really necessary for Pokémon to develop internal energy. They have their own attribute energy. Learning martial arts only improves their fighting ability. …”

Liu Yi's eyes suddenly lit up: "Mr. Xia, did you say there are Pokémon that are born with martial arts?!"

"of course."

The first thing that Xia Tian thought of was Master Itachi and Martial Arts Master Bear. These two are definitely the martial arts masters in Pokémon.

In addition, senior brothers like the Flame Monkey, Flame Chicken, etc. also have outstanding fighting abilities.

"Put aside the metaphysical concepts of mysterious meridians and energy. In fact, the appearance of martial arts is movements and skills. Learning to fight itself is the talent of fighting Pokémon."

"Even if you have only learned the basics of traditional martial arts, you can find a different path by combining them with your own moves."

correct!

Everyone suddenly realized that martial arts and kung fu are just fighting skills. So, isn't it a matter of course for fighting Pokémon to learn fighting and something that can be easily mastered?

"For example, the arm-strength family is as strong as the Iron Palm Warriors, the Kuai Fist Man, the Flying Leg Man, the Dou Li Mushroom and various monkeys. Imagine what it would be like to see them learn kung fu?"

"Another example is the green onion duck that appeared in my last live broadcast. Its green onion is used as a sword. Why can't it learn some knife skills or sword skills? Also, you know Kung Fu Panda, right?"

Everyone nodded. Kung Fu Panda Po is an old classic from childhood. Even those who have never seen it have heard of it.

"It's good to know that there is a Pokémon called Naughty Panda. After evolving, it becomes a rogue panda. It is also a fighting type. It can completely turn the animation into reality..."

Knowing that no one had seen the Pokémon he was talking about, Xia Tian called up their illustrated books.

What attracted Liu Yi the most were the two martial arts masters. Their initial forms were Kung Fu Weasel and Bear Disciple. Especially Bear Disciple, there were two evolutionary directions: strike style and combo style.

Wang Wenyu and Bai Jiajia were not interested in these Pokémon. Only Wang Yuchun stared at the naughty panda in a daze.

After a few seconds, she shouted loudly: "Damn it, Master! I've seen this panda before!"

"Are you dazzled? This is a Pokémon, not the kind of panda in the zoo. Moreover, it is actually a panda that looks very different, right?" Bai Jiajia looked at everyone inquiringly.

Xia Tian and others all nodded. The most striking feature of the naughty panda is the white tuft of standing hair on its head. Ordinary pandas have black heads and don't have such a unique hairstyle.

And the naughty panda is not completely black and white. The hair on its lower body is dark gray and it looks like it is wearing a pair of pants.

Wang Yuchun shook her head fiercely: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Tell me how a normal panda walks?"

Bai Jiajia recalled: "It seems to be crawling on all fours. If you are lazy, you can roll..."

"I'm telling you, this guy walks on two legs!"

Wang Wenyu looked over curiously: "When did it happen? Why haven't you seen it before but not me?"

"Uh..." When asked about the key point, Wang Yuchun, who had just vowed to do so, immediately became discouraged.

when are you coming?

"It seems like it was when I traveled to Shu with my classmates during the summer vacation of the high school entrance exam?"

"Are you from Wolong or Qingcheng?"

"Damn! I remember that time in the back mountains of Qingcheng, when I climbed a tree and fell and was laughed at by it for a long time!"

"That was also three years ago, right?"

"The first time there were news reports about the appearance of Warcraft was three years ago..."

Everyone gradually believed Wang Yuchun's words, but I wonder what happened to the naughty panda now?

If he was in Shu, he would probably be captured and taken back to the Wolong Reserve and used as a mutant species for breeding, right?

"Okay!" Xia Tian suddenly became interested: "It just so happens that Qingcheng is also the place where Taoist martial arts is inherited. We will go there in the future. There may also be different monkeys in Mount Emei. You can also go and see Wudang Shaolin and others when you have time... …”

Travel routes are expanding again.

The development of Pokémon martial arts naturally requires professionals. Since Mr. Liu Yi did not leave any martial arts schools behind, then go to these places with a long tradition and try it.

A new era of Pokémon is here, and those who want to learn martial arts and practice martial arts must get on board, and they can’t be held back!

"Hey, hey, I'm going to tame that naughty panda!" Wang Yuchun showed a sly smile.

The three-year period has come and it's time to take revenge for being ridiculed.

She had already begun to imagine herself riding a rogue panda, holding Bulbasaur's hand, and following behind her the majestic figure of a giant ghost fighting heaven and earth to fight against divine beasts.

"No, no, Master Xia Tian is so kind to me, so I can't steal his limelight."

"Well, let's arrange some drama for Master."

So the script was re-opened, King Yuchun fought alone against the divine beasts in the sky, fighting endlessly. Fortunately, Master Xia Tian arrived in time wearing a purple robe and holding a whisk in his hand.

He made a hand gesture and swept the dust with his whisk, and shouted loudly: "Nine heavens should respond to the thunder and the thunder will transform the Heavenly Lord... as urgent as a law or order!"

Then the super powerful thunder of the pickup truck descended from the sky.

He held his hand and threw the peach wood sword again, and the fairy Wang Cang's sword made a sound that was as cold as ever!

The two masters and apprentices teamed up to drive away the demons and restore peace to the world, which has been passed down as an eternal legend.

"wakaka……"

"Master, do you want to be a Taoist priest? If so, I will send you the purple robe."

"Wipe your saliva! What are you thinking about every day?"