Science Elf: Godfather of the Strongest Pokémon

Shu land.

The long Minjiang River and the towering Shu Mountain.

There is no need to worry about which peaks Shushan refers to, but it is not inappropriate to call the mountains in Shushan Shushan.

Surrounded by mountains, where green greenery and clear springs shine are the famous Taoist mountains mentioned by Xia Tian and others.

At that time, there were huge crowds of people on Qingshan Mountain, including daily tourists.

In front of the Qing Jian Dao Palace, the flourishing incense turned into mist and dispersed between heaven and earth.

A young Taoist priest hurriedly stepped out with a rice bucket, walking lightly through the crowd.

"Damn it, this little master runs so fast!"

"Sure enough, there is real skill here, right?"

"If you had to run up the mountain a thousand and eight hundred times, you would still be able to walk as fast as flying."

The incense and hustle and bustle of the world were left behind by the Taoist priests, along with the bluestone slabs with uneven heights and the thunderous waterfalls also drifted away.

Soon he came to a bamboo forest.

This is the back mountain, where Taoists go to do their spiritual cultivation.

"Uncle Master! Uncle Master! Dinner is ready! Dinner is ready!"

The Taoist priest put down his pole and shouted loudly.

In the blink of an eye, an afterimage passed by, and the rice bucket at the Taoist priest's feet had disappeared.

Not far away, a tall figure was shrouded in a coir raincoat and bamboo hat, his back facing the Taoist priest.

"Come here and stand up, get out of here, get out of here!"

The voice of the man in coir raincoat is bold but dull, and he speaks the Shu dialect.

The Taoist priest had no intention of leaving immediately this time: "Uncle Master, I've almost given you half a year's worth of food. Please turn around and let me take a look..."

"Xiao Linzi, you son of a bitch won't listen, will you?"

The young Taoist priest named Xiao Linzi looked sad: "I'm going down the mountain soon, and I just want to see what you look like for the last time, otherwise I won't recognize you when I come back."

"What are you doing down the mountain?"

"It's time to get exposed to new things. Pokémon is becoming popular now. The mountains here are so outdated. If we don't go down there, we won't be able to keep up with the times."

Xiao Linzi is a typical contemporary Taoist youth. He came to the mountain through hard work and studied Taoist culture and passed the exam, and he got a good offer.

It's all out of interest, not really dedicated to the Tao.

The glitz and glamor of this world seems to me like clouds of smoke, but now...

Pokémon looks so delicious.

I'm getting down there and jumping into the Pokémon Era wave!

The man in the coir raincoat made a disdainful sound, but his body was trembling with excitement.

After Xiao Linzi walked away in despair, the man in the coir raincoat took off his coir raincoat and bamboo hat.

"Gua Wa Zi, if you knew that I was a talking bastard, why wouldn't you kill your turtle son!"

Yes, this is a Pokémon that can talk like Meowth.

He was covered in black and white hair, holding a bamboo branch in his mouth, with a ferocious expression.

It's the rogue panda!

"Ah! Ahh!"

The rogue panda started sneezing non-stop.

"Which piece of turtle is cheating on me?"

At that time, Wang Yuchun, who was still clamoring to conquer the naughty panda in Iron Curtain Town, did not know that the naughty panda in the past had evolved into a rogue panda.

The cursing rogue panda took out his mobile phone and logged into the video website while doing his meal.

In a video titled [Open Challenge: Iron Palm Warriors VS Vine Snake], the rogue panda randomly breaks off a piece of bamboo and mixes it with Lao Ganma.

Everything is for two words——

dinner!

"Ah hahaha, you stupid Iron Palm warrior, you don't know how to use bullet punches, do you? You just push and push wherever you go, push you immortal, you're so picky!"

"The fighting system has lost all its face."

"Oh, this Xia Yao'er is so good at pretending to be charming. Don't use it early. You like to make comebacks against the wind, don't you?"

"If I want to attack you directly, just act like a hammer!"

"It's getting sensational here, skip, skip..."

"Hey, the more I look at this little girl, the more familiar she looks..."

The rogue panda pressed pause and kept looking at Wang Yuchun.

"It must be another melon kid, otherwise I won't be able to remember it."

After watching the video but not finishing the meal, Rogue Panda had no choice but to look through Xia Tian's previous videos.

Every time he saw the episode of Cang Xiang God War, his heart would surge, but soon he would burst into tears again.

"Ah, ah, I want to go out for a wander! I don't want to chant sutras in the corner of the ghost mountain here!"

"Abao!!!"

A loud shout startled the birds in the forest, and the rogue panda almost broke the phone in half with a shake of his hand.

"Master... Master..."

The rogue panda suppressed the irritability in his heart, tried hard to adjust his facial expression, then turned his head stiffly, and shouted again: "Master."

Behind him is an old Taoist priest with an immortal spirit, holding a fly whisk and a long, pale beard.

This person is the leader of this generation in Qingcheng, and his Taoist name is Tianzhou.

The old Taoist Tianzhou picked up a whisk and called to the rogue panda: "I told you not to say bad words, not to say bad words, but you just didn't listen! You just didn't listen!"

The rogue panda grimaced and allowed himself to be whipped by the fly whisk without resisting.

"Alas!" Seeing this, the old Taoist priest couldn't bear to continue. He used a certain amount of force every time he struck, hoping to make the rogue panda remember.

"You were so well-behaved when I first picked you up three years ago. Even though you were a little naughty, you didn't say bad words at all."

"Master, I was just pretending at that time. Your eyes could easily tell that I was not a panda, so I relied on you..."

"Talk too much!" The old Taoist hated him for not living up to his expectations: "Don't disturb my memory!"

Three years ago, Po, who was still a naughty panda, was chased around as a panda and wanted to be taken to a protected area for protection.

The naughty panda accidentally stumbled into the back mountain on its way to escape. Finally, someone with "dark eyes" recognized that it was not the panda, so it relied on the old Taoist priest.

The old Taoist priest was also extremely curious about World of Warcraft, and he did not hesitate to "risk himself" in order to "educate" him, so he secretly took in the naughty panda.

After getting along for a long time, the relationship between the two became very good. The naughty panda listened to the old Taoist priest preaching all day long and actually learned to speak human language.

But the good life changed after the naughty panda grew up.

It may be that he followed an old Taoist priest to learn martial arts since he was a child. He grew up very quickly. After he understood the fluctuations of evil and mastered the energy of the evil system, he started to get out of control. Not only did he complete his evolution in a very short period of time, but his personality also changed drastically.

He became irritable, impulsive, and fierce, so for the past year and a half, he was asked by the old Taoist priest to devote himself to cultivating Taoism in the bamboo forest and get rid of evil thoughts...

"Forget it, I know you want to go down the mountain to play, but it's not the time yet. I've been paying attention to this aspect recently. I heard that the elf balls will be on sale soon, and then you can go out openly..."

The rogue panda's eyes sparkled, but the old man immediately changed the subject: "I won't let you out until you change your temper and regain your true nature!"

The old Taoist still felt that the naughty panda before was cuter.

"..."

The old man left, and the rogue panda beat the ground angrily to vent his emotions.

"Ah! Someone come and save me!"

"Xia Yao'er, come and give this old guy some advice. Why don't I become stronger if you don't become vicious?"

"The old Taoist priest knows how to use a hammer to break out of a shell!"

What can we do about the rogue panda? It has evil attributes. Isn't it normal to be vicious?

Moreover, it's A Bao who only has a ferocious expression and likes to say harsh words. He has never done anything harmful to nature, right?

But the old Taoist priest didn't understand, and just thought he had learned bad things...

The old Taoist priest was kind to him and didn't want to be quarrelsome with him. He left without saying goodbye but was afraid that he would be sad.

Difficult!

Po was rolling on the ground, irritated.

But it suddenly thought that Xiao Linzi said he was going down the mountain just now.

"Xiao Linzi! Go to Beihai to invite the Summer Buddha!!!"

A flock of crows flew overhead, just incompetent and furious after all.

"No, I have to find those crows to bring down the fire!"