Starting from the pirates, the brain hole exploded

"Not just them, if it accidentally gets here, both of us will also have to finish it." Joseph shrugged.

"It's quite dangerous..." Johnny glanced at the sea on the right side of the island. He didn't know if it was an illusion. He just seemed to have seen a man riding a bicycle passing by. "But Joseph, before we leave the East China Sea, we don't want to Are you ready for this realization?"

"Yes, after all, when you are a pirate hunter, you have to hide your head in your waistband. Instead of living in the East China Sea all your life, it is better to explore the world like you are now."

Standing at the entrance of the cave with open arms, letting the sea breeze blow, Joseph laughed: "In this case, we won't be thrown too far by Brother Sauron! We can follow his steps..."

boom!

The next moment, a cannonball fired from an unknown direction suddenly exploded on the right side of the cave entrance. The gravel was scattered and the dust was flying. Joseph was so frightened that he swallowed the second half of his sentence and hurriedly spoke in embarrassment. Retracted deep into the cave.

"day!"

Johnny also hurriedly retreated. Looking at the traces left by the shells at the entrance of the cave, he couldn't help but feel frightened. "Can you close your crow's mouth? I'm a little weak."

"It should be fine, it's just an accident."

Joseph wiped his cold sweat and saw that there were no more shells flying outside. He took out the phone bug from his pocket, took a few photos of the crater at the entrance of the cave, and then started typing.

"What are you doing?" Johnny asked confused.

"Update!" Joseph replied without raising his head, "Add these photos to the post, let them know how much we risked our lives to watch, otherwise how can we cheat... let them spontaneously reward score?"

"Too."

Johnny nodded, and then asked casually: "Oh, by the way, how is our post doing now? Has the number of clicks exceeded [-]?"

"Probably not. I just watched it before going to bed at midnight last night. At that time, it was only [-] to [-] yuan, and there were less than [-] people who responded..."

After hearing Johnny's question, Joseph posted the edited photo with captions, then scrolled to the top of the post and glanced at the data, "It's only been four hours now, I guess [-] is pretty good..." What the fuck?”

Halfway through the words, Joseph's voice stopped abruptly. He opened his mouth wide and looked at the numbers on the screen, and his eyes almost fell out of shock.

"what happened to you?"

Noticing Joseph's reaction, Johnny became even more confused. After calling a few times and getting no response, he simply took out his phone bug and clicked on the post.

So, the next moment, he showed almost the same expression, and he almost staggered out of fright and dropped the phone...

But see... in the data column displayed at the top of the post, the number of clicks on one item has exceeded 500 million, the number of replies has also reached 60, and the number of people who have collected this post has reached an unprecedented [-]!

What a terrifying data at this time!Compared with last night, in just a few hours, it skyrocketed a hundred times like a rocket!

"hiss……"

It took Johnny a long time to take a breath with difficulty. Looking at this series of gorgeous data, he felt like he was in a cloud and dreaming, and his whole body was a little dizzy, "I said Joseph... both of us , you’re not dreaming, are you?”

"Probably not, otherwise there should be a stunning beauty next to me instead of you..."

Joseph nodded affirmatively. He wanted to stay calm, but when he saw his number of fans soared from "650" last night to 48, he couldn't help but let out a numbing moan: "Ah, seriously. Oh my god, this is unbelievable."

"Yes, I remember that "Enilu, the Only God of the Moon" who was at the bottom of the top 30 fans list only had 40 fans..."

Johnny murmured: "In other words, we are now qualified to be ranked at the top of the next fan list. Joseph, we are popular..."

"It's a big hit." Joseph added, "From last night to now, we have received [-] forum coins in reward support, and this number continues to increase dramatically."

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent.

The two of them looked at each other and saw relief in each other's eyes. Especially Joseph, who was almost killed by the bomb just now, had the urge to cry for a moment.

"Thank you, cutie."

Joseph lowered his head and slowly kissed his phone bug. The little guy immediately shrank back with a look of horror, but this was obviously in vain. It was still kissed by Joseph's big bearded face. Jie Shi said, "If it weren't for you, we would have no chance to become famous in the world. We would still be working hard in the East China Sea to hunt little pirates with a bounty of hundreds of thousands..."

"Yes, not only that, if you stay in the East China Sea and want to get the bonus of the regional game competition, you will be trampled on the ground by the gangsters from Rogge Town..."

Johnny on the other side also said affectionately to the phone bug in his hand, "Although I don't know how you little guys can do it with your brains, this forum function is simply amazing. It has completely changed the world." Do you know the trajectory of my life..."

A long and painful kiss.

When they raised their heads again, it seemed that several minutes had passed. The two of them put the hopeless phone bugs into the backpacks next to them. They ran into the tent and dug out several bottles of beer. They sat cross-legged on the quilt and happily Drink and celebrate.

Probably because they were too excited, the continuous sound of gunfire outside the cave did not affect their interest at all. The number of empty wine bottles on the ground was increasing, and the drunkenness was getting stronger and stronger. The two of them had already started Yelling loudly and arguing about who will be more famous and greater in the future.

and so.

Naturally, they would not notice that outside the tent and in the backpack, a phone bug was squirming towards this side with murderous eyes, while the other one was trying its best to stop it from the side.

"Don't stop me, you!"

The murderous phone bug's eyes were red, and he roared in the consciousness signal channel: "How dare you do this to me, I will tear these two humans into pieces!"

"Calm down, calm down, Swift!"

Another phone bug, who had been blocking it with his body, advised him earnestly: "It's just a kiss. This is a way for humans to express goodwill. You don't need to take it too seriously!"

"Shit kindness! That was the first kiss, you know, that was the first kiss!",

On the contrary, Swift became even more manic. While trying his best to get rid of your obstruction, he roared:

"Do you think that all insects are as carefree as you? It has been 25 years since I returned to my mother's nest, and I have never been in love once. The first kiss that I have kept to this day was taken away by this ugly dead man. You Do you know how sad I feel now?"

"Say it again, don't stop me. If you don't kill this beast today, I swear that I will not be a worm!"

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