Starting from the pirates, the brain hole exploded

"...If you are so determined, why do you swear on my name?"

Er felt a slight pain in his balls and complained, "Besides, the body you are controlling now, if you want to kill those two humans, I'm afraid you have to wait until they fall asleep and get into your nostrils."

Swift's expression froze. He looked down at his frail little body and said bitterly: "So what? The giant body of Jemal 66 is not far away. I'm really worried. I'll change it." Get in that body and drive over and crush these two drunks.”

"Let's think about something practical." Er frowned, "If you really do that, I'm afraid you won't be able to return to the Brood Space again in this life."

"...Why are you nervous? I'm just talking."

Swift said bitterly, "Don't worry, the Great Elder personally ordered us to be transferred from the reception hall to the space node on the front line. He thinks highly of us and gives us a chance to perform. I am not so ignorant as to cause sabotage." "

"You know better."

Seeing that his companion had calmed down, I moved away and looked at the continuous artillery fire outside. Youyou said with emotion: "After you said that, I kind of want to see the great elder again. The first time we met in the reception hall was two months ago. Right? I really don’t know when one day I will be lucky enough to see his majestic face up close again.”

"yes……"

Swift seemed to recall that meeting, and said with longing: "It would be nice to meet again even once more. You know, I still can't believe that young descendants like us can actually meet the great elder." We talked and laughed, it would be great if time... could stay in that second forever."

"So work hard."

Er let out a long breath, turned his head and encouraged: "Work harder, as long as we can do a good job in real-time statistics on the battlefield situation near the mine, and transmit the complete information back to nearby space nodes, we will live up to the great elder's instructions. If you can do something quite outstanding, you won't have the chance to be received by the Great Elder again."

"Well, you're right, it's more important to complete the order."

Swift nodded, but when its peripheral vision fell on Johnny Joseph and Johnny Joseph who were drinking and having fun in the tent, his tone became cold again: "But...before that, I still have to give these two bastards A little punishment to let them remember the lesson of this time.”

"What are you going to do?" Er Hao said.

"Simple, look at me."

Swift closed his eyes as he spoke, and put his two tentacles together, as if he was checking a certain data stream in the past: "Well, I found it. In order to successfully complete the forum live broadcast this time, these two guys specially opened 10 A gigabyte of 24-hour fast food data package is also equivalent to a phone bill of [-] Baileys..."

"..." Erxu opened his eyes. Hearing this, he seemed to have expected something.

"Open WeChat and send photos to Johnny in the friend list..." Swift's eyes were still closed, and she continued to murmur, "Sent successfully, refresh, continue sending, default number of sendings, 5000 times, estimated Data consumption, 125.86gb..."

"Okay, it's done."

About half a minute later, Swift opened his eyes and smiled: "This guy's data package has been completely used up, and now he still owes 115.86gb, and if they don't notice it later after drinking, , using the forum will continue to consume traffic."

"Does that mean they already owe more than 1000 million Baileys?"

I turned my head and glanced at the tent. The two idiot humans were still laughing there. It not only felt a moment of silence for them, "...Are you going too far? These two are not developed yet, they are just paupers." …”

"Who told this damn faggot to kiss me blindly? It's pretty light, right?"

Swift didn't take it seriously and snorted: "Besides, didn't these two people just say that they were going to become celebrities on the forum, and a large sum of forum coins would be received at the end of the month, which could be used to offset the phone bill. ?”

"It seems so..." Erxu said with eyes, "So their work this month has been in vain?"

"How can it be considered that all the hard work is in vain?"

Swift glared at it, then held his head high, flicked his tentacles, and said righteously:

"Don't you remember the great elder's teachings? This is called stimulating domestic demand and driving consumption growth, do you understand? Didn't you see that this operation of mine has brought tens of millions of income to the tribe?"

"As for these two humans, it is their honor to be able to contribute to the revival of the great Ala ethnic group. They should kneel down and thank me!"

You were stunned.

........................

Brood Dome.

"There is a future!"

No one knew that at this moment, a sigh suddenly sounded in the central control hub, and the tone was full of gratification: "You really have a bit of the old man's demeanor, and he is a perfect successor..."

Then it became lighter and lighter, returning to silence.

........................

Naturally, Joseph and Johnny didn't know about these things that happened after they were drunk. After drinking, they took a nap, and after getting rid of some of the drunkenness, they hurriedly got up and continued their live broadcast work.

In fact, even if they could witness it with their own eyes, the scene of two phone bugs huddled together muttering, they would only regard it as a hallucination caused by alcohol.

As for the fact that the data was exhausted, the two of them didn't notice it either. After all, they were still drinking in the tent when the arrears notification text message was sent. Coupled with the constant sound of gunfire, they were able to notice the small vibration reminder. Weird.

Even when the time reaches midnight, it is estimated that the 24-hour time limit of the fast food data package is about to end, and the remaining data is about to be wasted.

Johnny also dragged Joseph to the online battle platform, turned on the highest quality and played the game for more than an hour. It was not until the clock struck twelve that he returned to the forum interface with satisfaction.

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