I don't have a system but I have a hammer

I looked at a few people with a pale complexion, then pointed at the Coral Snake on the ground and sighed slightly...

"Oh, he's fine, he just passed out. We came here to start training just now, and we found these two corona snakes. I pulled this brother out of desperation. Although he was out of danger, he fell and passed out. , I was injured too..."

As I spoke, I slightly revealed my left hand.

Everyone looked at the blood on my hands, and when they heard that these two snakes turned out to be the top ten most poisonous coral snakes in China, they immediately widened their eyes and screamed.

"Damn it, brother, you won't be bitten by the Coral Snake!"

"I'm calling an ambulance now, so don't move!"

"Yes, I heard that exercise will speed up the invasion of snake venom..."

"... "

I hurriedly waved my hand to prevent everyone from calling an ambulance. I don't want all the preparations to come to nothing because of this. The little finger can't be broken in vain!

"Hey, no need, I just fell and hit my little finger. If it was bitten by a snake, I wouldn't bleed so much, don't worry, let's put those two snakes away , if anyone else encounters it, they will suffer!"

After listening to my explanation, everyone thought it was right, and then yelled and dealt with the corona pretending to be sleeping on the ground...

After a while, they stabbed the snake into the sack with the butt of their guns, and after a while of calming down, they remembered that there was a comatose little partner on the ground.

"What just... just happened?"

Looking at the bewildered gay man who had just woken up, everyone immediately told each other about my great deeds of heroic saving lives...

Originally, the gay man was still a little suspicious, because his last memory was seeing a corona snake, and then he felt a pain in the back of his neck, and then his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness!

It's not like what everyone said, I fell and passed out, but it seems to be... knocked out!

But when he looked at the blood on my hand, it was obvious that it wasn't a fraud. After hearing people say that the one on the ground turned out to be a coral snake, he immediately felt that he might have made a mistake!

So when he looked at me, he was immediately full of gratitude, with a hint of guilt.

"Brother, I really don't know how to thank you, why don't I treat you to dinner later!"

I waved my hand to say no, I just picked up the sack on the ground with trembling hands.

"I've heard that there is a snake breeder in the small town over there, but I didn't expect it to be true. Forget it, I'll take the snake back to the camp first, and see if I can send it to the police station in the evening...you continue to train That's fine, let me know if you see the sack again!"

After finishing speaking, I nodded to several people and left quickly.

When I was out of everyone's sight, I couldn't bear the pain anymore, and immediately ran around in a circle towards Dian Sanlun...

It really hurts!

After 2 minutes, I quickly took off the glove and bit it. Looking at my half-broken little finger, I felt sad for a while, but then my eyes became firm again...

I took out the medical kit and medical alcohol on the tricycle, and stuffed my little finger directly into the alcohol bottle...

Woo~ this is sour!

Then start to rinse the wound with mineral water...

After the sudden pain at the beginning, I have gradually adapted to it, so now I am much more relaxed. Although the ten fingers are connected to the heart, what things can't be passed as soon as it hurts?

After rinsing, I sprinkled penicillin on it to prevent wound infection, then wrapped it with medical bandage eight times, then wrapped it with adhesive tape, and finished a simple first aid dressing.

ah~

In the future, this kind of poisonous snake should be used less, it is a typical example of harming others and yourself!

I know I was lucky this time, if Xiao Yi didn't bite my little finger, but other parts, I'm afraid I'm already on my way to the hospital...no...the morgue!

But it also proves one point from the side, saying that hibernating snakes do not bite people on the Internet is simply nonsense!

Afterwards, I, who was incomplete, went directly back to the camp, and handed over the Snakes A and B to the team leader...

And he...

"What police station? These two snakes should be stewed directly. The nutritional value is very high!"

As soon as I thought that I was incomplete, I felt a sense of loss in my heart. I was not in the mood to joke with him at all, so I responded casually and found a place to rest...

Alas, two of the three plans I carefully prepared have failed, and the next one...wouldn't be so unlucky!

I suddenly felt a little... apprehensive!

So just in case, I finally put on a diving suit and entered the river when there was no one at night, and re-checked the underwater locator on the bottom of the double boat!

Fortunately, there is nothing wrong with the function, now I can only hope that there will be no more accidents tomorrow!

asshole!

...

The boating project in the morning of the next day is the last project of this team building. If it is not successful this time, everyone in the club will leave, and I can only start plan b, which is the last thing I want to implement!

If you don't succeed, you will become benevolent!

Today you must die!

I stopped and watched from afar with a telescope...

The people not far away have assembled, and under the arrangement of the team leader, they boarded the cruise ship one by one...

Sure enough, as I expected, the target person and his boyfriend chose a two-person boat. I glanced at the number, and I knew it well, so I quietly put on the diving suit...

The cold and turbid river water wrapped my body, and under the skillful pushing and pushing, I was slowly pushed towards the middle of the river...

Looking at the indicator screen on my wrist, I know that the target person has already set off, and it is not far from me...

Goooooooo~

I waited patiently, like a ferocious water snake waiting for an opportunity, it will suddenly appear from the dark at any time, and swallow the prey in front of me...

Goooooooo~

What am I waiting for?I am waiting for the target ship to reach the middle of the river, because only here, the target has no chance of surviving!

This time God will not work, I said!

After 6 minutes, the red light on the indicator screen has reached the middle of the river, and I have been waiting for them here for a long time!

Goooooooo~

I looked at the oval-shaped bottom of the boat that was close at hand above my head, like a big pie hanging on my head, and I could taste it by stretching out my hand a little...

Goooooooo~

Faintly, I can still hear the voice from the tempting pancake above...