I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Hey, honey, shall we try it in the middle of the river later? It must be exciting!"

"Haha, I just like your flirtatiousness!"

"Isn't that how strong you are?"

"Hmm... um? Why is this boat shaking so much?"

"You, don't scare me, you know I can't swim!"

"It's okay, I will save you, ah, shit, this boat!"

"Ah~ah!"

thump!thump!

"Help, Gulu Gulu, help, ah!"

"Don't be afraid, baby, I'm here to save you now!"

Whoa- whoa-

"Ah, help, something is touching my leg, ah!"

"What? Calm down baby, it might just be water plants!"

Whoa- whoa-

"Ah, Gulu Gulu, I, Gulu Gulu, ah!"

"Baby! Don't scare me! Where are you? Baby! Where are you?"

Goooooooo~

At this time, my face was ferocious, but my heart was full of joy, and I was pulling the target person who was still struggling to swim to the depths of the river...

Goooooooo~

The target person, who seemed to be dragged into the abyss by the terrifying water ghost, was waving his hands in horror, as if he was hoping to catch some illusory life-saving straw, so as to be able to get rid of my death entanglement...

Goooooooo~

However, his power without hands is no different from courting death in my opinion, because his dancing will only speed up the consumption of oxygen, and once it is exhausted, what he faces at that time is really Endless darkness is gone!

But it's also understandable, after all, he doesn't know how to swim, and with the sudden and weird dragging, normal people would be scared and panicked, let alone him who is already a bitch...

Goooooooo~

Gradually, the target person's legs stopped kicking, his hands stopped swaying, and his eyes gradually became dull and absent-minded. Only the occasional twitching of his neck could prove that his consciousness has not completely disappeared...

Goooooooo~

I know that the next thing to do is very critical, because if there is no accident, after 10 minutes, the rescuers in the camp will start to go into the water to find people. Although they do not have diving equipment, their water quality is not bad.

But the real trouble lies behind, the nearest government salvage team in the city takes about half an hour to reach the camp, and they have a full set of diving equipment!

So I have to drag the body of the target person from the bottom of the river to the downstream during this time. Only in this way, others will not link his death with my disappearance!

It is precisely because of this that I have to rush back during this time period, so dealing with corpses has always been a very troublesome thing!

But it's okay... I'm ready!

"Ding, do you want to activate the online game god system!"

"Ding, do you want to activate the online game god system!"

"Ding!"

"Ding!"

I ignored the jingling in my head, but pulled the target's leg with one hand to prevent him from surfacing, and with the other hand, I took out a piece of clothing that I spent three thousand dollars on the Internet from behind. Purchased diving artifact!

"whiteshark underwater thruster" (sprinkling flowers)!

Goooooooo~

I quickly used my left hand to open the mouth of the target person, put my backhand directly into it, clasped his upper jaw with three fingers, then used my right hand to control the propeller to suddenly increase the speed, and immediately drove to the downstream of the small river with all my strength...

Goooooooo~

Some people may ask, why not just tie the target person with a rope, and then control the propeller with both hands, isn't it faster in speed?

Well... the forensic doctor will answer your question.

"There was an obvious strangle mark on the ankle of the deceased, and the bruise was purple-black, indicating that it was caused by being dragged after death. The preliminary judgment result is... homicide!"

So why is it okay to grab your ankle with your hands?

Because when the accident happened in the field training, many people saw me dragging his feet, assuming that one day someone really suspected me, then I also have enough witnesses and words to clear the suspicion!

As for why there are three fingers... I'm afraid his mouth will leave blood from my severed finger...

OK, let's move on!

Goooooooo~

In the dark and deep river-bottom world, I am swimming in it like a dragon or a fish, slightly swinging the dead body like a puppet, as if drawn into a horrifying and terrifying painting...

It's called... "Touch of the Drowned"

Goooooooo~

After 12 minutes, I have arrived at the downstream area, and 20 meters ahead is the place where I lost power for three rounds...

Damn it, my fingers are sore from buckling, but it’s okay, the whole journey went smoothly, as long as the target person is dragged on for three rounds, the mission is almost over!

But before I had time to be happy, I suddenly heard movement from the river bank!

Sure enough... Troubles and accidents always come one after another!

"Brother, I've been watching this small three-wheeler for several days, and no one came over at all. We can steal it with just a wire!"

"Have you brought all the tools?"

"Bring it, there is no one around, let's do it now?"

"Okay, hurry up!"

"... "

asshole!

I even met someone who stole an electric car, and even Nima stole it from me, I really don't know what to do!

I didn't say that I was nervous, it was a lie, because the longer the time dragged on, the higher the chance that the team leader would find out that I was missing. If this is the case... then don't blame me for killing me!

The fierceness in my eyes flashed past, and then I stepped on the body of the target person in a sitting position, then stuck his two legs with the thruster, and finally stuck it into the soil to fix it...

After doing everything, I slowly surfaced, and quickly took off my diving suit lying on the small slope on the shore, and then looked at the two thieves who were picking the lock not far away, and smiled slightly.

"Brother, there are many good things on this tricycle!"

"How can there be good things in this kind of broken three rounds?"

"Yes, brother, look what this is..."

"This is... where did you get so much money?"

"Haha, now we're rich..."

"boom…"

"Brother, let's take a shower later...Brother?"

"boom…"

"Fuck!"

I looked at the bald man in front of me who was still talking to himself, and the anger in my heart came up. I worked so hard to get the money, and you will steal it without saying anything?

Is there any more royal law?

I glanced at him playfully, and then quite casually kicked the man under my feet...

"Take your boss... get out!"

What's interesting is that this guy didn't leave. When he saw that I was alone, I was wearing a pair of underwear, and I was still skinny. He laughed all of a sudden, and even took out a fruit knife from his arms...

"Boy, don't meddle in other people's business, get out!"

He probably thought I was a tourist nearby, seeing someone stealing something, so he acted bravely...

I slowly took out the fruit thorns from my crotch and smiled at him.

"Playing with knives, right? Let's touch each other?"