Hokage: All Gender Reversed Except Me

After Naruto handed Kakashi another hot spring ticket, he went straight to the male hot spring area.

As for whether Kakashi would throw away the ticket and leave, he didn't care.

Of course, if Kakashi is reluctant to throw it away...then he still cares a little.

Da da da.

Naruto followed the wooden corridor signs and saw a white door curtain. Some water mist followed the curtain and rolled towards the corridor.

"Tsk...isn't this just a big bathing pool?"

Naruto put a towel on his head and looked down at the items in the tub.

At this sight, his face turned dark.

"What the hell, just shorts and a key? Where's Rejoice? Where's the soap? Where's the bath towel? Where's the back rub?"

"Damn it, with a 1500 ticket, you won't just let me take a bath, right? I haven't taken a bath in so many days. When I take a bath, all the ashes will float out?"

Naruto was speechless, and when he opened the door curtain, he was dumbfounded.

The field of vision was filled with mist. There was a cobblestone ground in front of the wooden corridor, and in the center was a steaming pool. The water was very clear, only about [-] meters deep.

"I'll go, there's no back rub master?"

The thought of soaking all the ash from his body later and having nothing to rub it off with made Naruto lose his temper at all.

"Ding."

"Yes." Naruto took off his sandals and found that the soles were rough when he touched them. "It's me after all. The method is always more difficult than the difficulty? Is it okay to rub it with the soles of my shoes?"

Naruto placed the things beside the hot spring, and he ordered the towel and walked into the hot spring pool.

"Wow... this is so comfortable, isn't it? You can invite Sasuke to come with you next time."

Just as Naruto was squinting his eyes and preparing to enjoy it, he suddenly thought of something serious and not only opened his eyes but also scanned the surroundings.

It's a pity that because there is no flowing wind in the hot spring pool, it is surrounded by fog and it is impossible to see very far.

Naruto had no choice but to drag his wet body ashore, and then search along the wooden shelf at the end of the hot spring pool.

"There's nothing here, there's nothing there..."

Naruto walked around speechlessly. Just when he was about to give up, he suddenly noticed a wave of chakra.

Naruto's jaw dropped when he looked up. He saw a tree appearing unexpectedly on the edge of the men's and women's divider. This tree appeared really unexpectedly.

If this was intentional by the owner of the hot spring resort, it would definitely be impossible.

Because of the existence of this tree, people here can easily climb up to see the beauty of another world.

"My mom, you are so interesting. I can look through the cracks in the boards and you actually turned into a tree. Isn't this too special?"

Of course, according to common sense, Jiraiya would definitely notice someone approaching him, but he really didn't notice it at this time because his brain was secreting dopamine crazily.

"Hehehe...the 1500 is well worth it. There are so many materials. I'm so happy."

However, just as Jiraiya was immersed in collecting materials, he suddenly felt his feet were filled with some liquid and felt warm.

Instant immersive collection is broken.

I saw a very unexpected big tree, one of the branches twisted downwards as if it was alive.

At this time, under the big tree, there was a big yellow dog lifting its hind legs and releasing pressure on the roots of the tree.

Maybe this dog has been under a lot of stress recently, and his water escape turned orange and yellow.

sizzle...

The dog shivered after urinating, and then kicked its hind legs on the ground.

"Ah...that dead dog got in here!"

[Ding, I received a shock value of 100 million points from Jiraiya! 】

[Ding, I received 300 million negative points from Jiraiya! 】

The big tree roared.

It's over.

The Yingying Yanyan in the female hot spring area looked up and saw the angry tree alive, and they all started shouting heartbreakingly.

"Ah... you're a pervert! Boss, what kind of hot spring are you talking about?"

"Refund the money...Boss, are you worthy of us? Refund the money!!"

……

boom!

As Jiraiya's transformation technique was discovered by an old yellow soup, an earthquake occurred in the entire hot spring resort.

The reason why this store has a good reputation is not because of its good safety protection.

But the thugs here are all very strong and react very quickly.

No, as soon as the women's roars came from here, a group of burly men appeared in the men's hot spring area like lightning, just in time to see a tree and a dog in the process of releasing their transformation.

Suddenly, a group of thugs whose foreheads were covered with black lines immediately regarded the tree and the dog as troublemakers.

"Brothers, hack him to death!"

"Old Sepi, damn it!"

"Pegasus Meteor Fist!"

"Break off children and grandchildren's legs!"

……

Naruto; "Ah ah ah... I am a whistleblower, you are wrong!"

Jiraiya; "Don't get me wrong, I'm just collecting materials! I'm not spying on them with a secular perspective...Listen to my explanation!"

This thing is just like a painting, the darker it gets the darker it gets.

5 minutes later……

Naruto and Jiraiya stood at the entrance of the hot springs with a bruised nose and face. They watched groups of young women leave in a hurry, while the boss apologized while crying and paying.

After finally sending away the group of female customers, when he saw the two troublemaking bosses, he almost lost his breath. He pointed at them with trembling fingers and said, "Block them and never accept them again!!!"

"Finally, break one of their legs!"

Originally being beaten innocently, Naruto wanted to extort some medical expenses or something, but he didn't expect his boss to say this and just ran for his life.

Jiraiya ran faster than Naruto and rushed in front of Naruto in a flash.

"stop!"

"That old white-haired guy and little yellow-haired guy, stop here!!"

Just kidding, how can ordinary people compete with ninjas in speed?

The two of them disappeared at the end of the street.

"Damn it, boy, please accompany me!" Jiraiya stared fiercely at the little yellow hair who was following him while running wildly.

[Ding, I received 200 million negative emotion points from Jiraiya! 】

"Bah, you are a naughty old man. Do you think women collect materials? If I turn into a dog and pee, that is how I understand life. You want me to compensate you for the materials? Are you going to chase me?"

After Naruto finished speaking, he flew up to the roof of a house, and then disappeared from Jiraiya's eyes in a few leaps.

Seeing that Naruto had mastered the gecko wall walk, Jiraiya smiled slightly and said, "Boy, I underestimate you, but to be honest, you are so similar to Minato and Kushina."

"Little Huangmao! Stop for me!"

After Jiraiya murmured, he also jumped up to the roof, and then quickly chased towards Naruto.

"Hey, your physical speed is pretty good. Is it one-tenth of the strength I had when I was a teenager?"

Seeing Naruto almost turning into a bolt of yellow lightning and running between buildings, Jiraiya smiled with relief.

"It seems that we have to speed up, otherwise we may be looked down upon by this kid."

As soon as Jiraiya took action, he suddenly turned into a white lightning and chased the yellow phantom.

5 minute later.

Jiraiya stepped on the ground and jumped up high, passing over Naruto and landing firmly on the water of a stream in front of him.

Jiraiya only panted slightly. He looked at Naruto who was panting and smiled and said, "Hey, boy, is your speed okay?"

Naruto gasped?

At this distance and this speed, I can only say that it is not even a warm-up.

Is it human nature?When they first met, Jiraiya was put on the spot, so how could he get him to open the gap in the Bagua seal for him later?

"I'm so rude. I never thought you were a practicing practitioner?"

"What's wrong with you?" Jiraiya's face turned dark when he heard Naruto's name.

"Then you are..."

"Good question!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of drums sounded in Naruto's mind.

Ta da...ta da...ta da da...

As the drums began to sound, Jiraiya also jumped repeatedly on one leg, which was no different from being possessed by a ghost, and finally made a move that he thought was very arrogant.

"I am the Taoist Taoist Toad Spirit Lin Xiansu of Miaomu Mountain...commonly known as: Toad Immortal—Shenshang!"

What a familiar dialogue, what a familiar image, what a sad memory...

Naruto looked at Jiraiya with a sore nose and sore eyes.

"Why is the kid so frightened by my name that he cries?"

However, before Jiraiya could finish his words, he fell head over heels when he heard Naruto's call.

"The lecherous fairy..."