The Pokémon Goofing Around

For Xia Hunao, this afternoon could be considered a happy end, but for others, it might not be considered that way.Just like the group of staff from the Elf Secret Realm who are messing around Xia now.

Xia Hunao really didn't bother to raise his eyes to look at them, but these people couldn't find their own position, and positioned themselves as Xia Hunao's fans. I hope Xia Hunao can give them an explanation for their wounded fans.

Injured?You can't even believe this unlucky word to scare a child.Not to mention that Xia Hunao has already learned the truth of the matter from other people's mouths. Even if he doesn't know anything, you guys, who are filled with righteous indignation and share the same hatred, look like you are going to overthrow the alliance headquarters. I also know that you are definitely not a good thing. .

Xia Hunao said to Dou Ligu on the side: "Douli Mushroom, do you know how to fight?"

Dou Li Mushroom was stunned for a moment, then nodded.Fighting, who can't do that?Unexpectedly, Xia Hunao shook his head and said, "No, what you do can't be considered fighting, it has to be considered combat, just like Tai Chi. It can't be considered fighting, it can be considered martial arts. Although these things are all self-defense, the essence is different."

Dou Li Mushroom seemed to be enlightened, and looked at Xia Hunan and wanted him to teach him what fighting was.Xia Hunao stretched out his right hand: "Let me tell you, fighting is the most technical conflict in the world and the most unrefined."

As he said that, Xia Hunao took Dou Ligu's hand, pointed at a person and said, "Did you see that for a person without glasses like this, the best way is to insert his eyes?"

Xia Hunao made this gesture while teaching, but Dou Ligu lowered his head and glanced at his hands, then blinked at Xia Hunao.Xia Hunao also lowered his head and glanced at Dou Ligu's arms. Although these two arms could be freely extended and contracted to strike the target, what was very embarrassing was that these hands could only be used for punching and could not be used to insert his eyes. Such action.

Xia Hunao shook his head: "It's okay, it doesn't matter if he can't insert his eyes. We have other techniques, when facing so many men like this. We can also use our feet to kick the vital point between his legs. This One hit from position can seal the victory.”

After saying that, Xia Hunao also demonstrated, performing a quick leg flick, which scared everyone around him and took a few steps back.But when Xia Hunao and Dou Ligu looked at Dou Ligu's legs together, something embarrassing happened again. Dou Ligu, who was only 1.2 meters tall, had no means of stretching out his legs to kick people. His short short Even the elf wouldn't be able to trip over it if his legs were stretched out.Although a long period of survival and evolution has provided this race with the ability to extend its arms, its legs do not have this blessing.

Feeling his own innate deficiencies, Dou Li Mushroom stretched out his hand and gestured, as if asking Xia Hu Nao if he could achieve this tactical purpose with his hands.Xia Hunao thought for a while, then shook his head: "Forget it, you don't have to learn this trick."

But if you don’t want to learn this trick, you have to teach him something else. Xia Nao looked up and down, and finally chose the tail of the Dou Li Mushroom: "Dou Li Mushroom, I will teach you another trick. Humans can’t do this one. Arrived."

After saying this, Xia Hunao lifted up his clothes and pointed at his waist: "Did you see that there is an organ called a kidney under this place? You can directly sweep it with your tail, which is also a very effective method. "

The faces of the people around you are getting uglier and uglier as they listen. Who taught you this? They are all techniques for exterminating families. Do you know that this kind of technique is despised by others?But Xia Hunao still didn't realize it: "Generally speaking, humans have two kidneys, so after you have it on the left side, you can also have it on the right side."

Crowd: ...

Actually, when Xia Hunao was chatting here in class, everyone could just rush up and teach Xia Hunao a lesson, but now they were in a superposition of throwing a weapon at the enemy and avoiding the enemy at the same time.What does it mean? It means that they really want to beat up Xia Hunao, but once the fight starts, Xia Hunao's mentality will definitely beat your building to pieces. Although it doesn't need to be rebuilt, decoration is indispensable.

And it’s fine if everyone loses, but what if we win?If Xia Hunao is really beaten up and he pretends to be a good person, then the fun will be even greater. With Xia Hunao's current influence, he can go to Malanqi and cry for a while...

So, no matter what, as long as a conflict breaks out, there will definitely be a reshuffle here, and who knows what will happen then.So Xia Hunao was really confident. After giving the lesson to Dou Li Mushroom, he left with him in a swaggering manner.Before leaving the house, he turned around and taunted them: "Did you lose a lot? You can continue to bet on me, but I don't care what the outcome is."

This provocative anger made everyone itchy but helpless. This group of people thought about it and finally decided to go to Malanchi to find a way to punish him.

The reason they gave Xia Hunao eye drops was that Xia Hunao did not participate in the competition without any reason, disrupting the order of the Grand Prix and affecting the authority of the Elf Alliance.Malanqi didn't expect that such a thing would happen to him. After appeasing the complainant, he asked Meng Tianya to call Xia Hunao on speakerphone. He wanted to hear Xia Hunao's explanation for the matter. .

Xia Hunao was walking back to the hotel at this time. When he received a call from Ma Lanqi's office, he was stunned for a moment, and then answered the phone: "Chairman Ma, what are your orders?"

Ma Lanqi glanced at Meng Tianya, and Meng Tianya said, "Xiaoxia, it's me, Meng Tianya."

"You, it's no fun for you to call me. I don't really want to answer your call. You usually don't do me any good when you call me, only troubles."

Meng Tianya here looked at Ma Lanqi's half-smiling expression and said, "Don't be ridiculous, you know, there is someone here..."

Xia Hunao interrupted before he could finish his words: "I know, aren't they just a bunch of gambling monsters who are desperate to lose, and found a reason to find you and say they want to deal with me? Isn't this matter difficult to solve?"

Meng Tianya looked at Ma Lanqi, hoping that the big boss would give him some direction, but Ma Lanqi said nothing and instead let Meng Tianya continue to communicate with Xia Hunan.

"What do you want?"

Xia Hunao thought for a while: "The competition rules of this competition do not stipulate that players must participate in all competitions, and I still have tactical arrangements behind this. Don't tell me something that even Yulongdu knows, you will It’s not clear at all.”

Meng Tianya sighed: "Of course I know that, but what is your tactic? Is it to hide the new elves you got from the secret realm? Do you think you can hide it?"

"Of course I can't hide it. I am absolutely sure that the Alliance will block their offensive for me. In this way, in order to retaliate, they will definitely tell me that I have conquered a new elf. In this case, my Tactics can then begin.”

Meng Tianya glanced at Chairman Ma Lanqi with an expression of embarrassment, and Ma Lanqi said, "Boy Xia, it's me."

Xia Hunao became serious when he heard this voice: "Chairman Malanchi, good afternoon, I didn't expect that this incident would alarm you. What are your instructions?"

"You kid will cause trouble for me. Please tell me carefully what happened this afternoon."

Xia Hunao explained while Meng Tianya over there watched Ma Lanqi's expression change visible to the naked eye.Xia Hunao, on the other hand, didn't care about Ma Lanqi's mental state at all. After telling the story, he immediately found a reason to give his elf special training and hung up the phone, leaving all the storm to Meng Tianya.

After hanging up the phone, Xia Hunao opened his notebook: "Here, let me see if they have sold my information."

Although not many people in Minglong Kingdom can recognize Xia Hunao at a glance, Xia Hunao's popularity is still very high.The fact that he missed one round of the game to catch mushrooms has become a hot topic.Xia Hunao glanced at the number of comments: "Well, if that's the case, it means that everyone I want them to see should have seen it. In this case, I should do something."

As he said this, Xia Hunao took Dou Ligu to the training ground inside the hotel, filmed a video of him teaching Dou Ligu fighting skills and posted it online.In the video, Xia Hunao was holding a Nest Ball to annoy everyone: "Everyone knows that the Nest Ball is a Pokémon ball that is easier to capture the weaker the Pokémon, but because the Dou Li Mushroom voluntarily followed me, I still succeeded. Let the Dou Li Mushroom live in the nest ball."

The implication of his words was to announce to the world that his Dou Li Mushroom was very powerful. Not only that, Xia Hunao also showed off the ability of the Dou Li Mushroom, and saw that Gua Gua was poisoned with just one punch from the Dou Li Mushroom.Xia Hunao patted the mushroom and said, "How about it? My mushroom is not only super strong, but also very lucky."

Xia Hunao's video became popular as soon as it was released, and netizens commented one after another, including many who expressed concern about Xia Hunao:

"Boss Xia, although you have successfully entered the finals, is it okay for you to expose your elf strength like this?"

Xia Hunao replied: "No problem. The fact that I dare to show off means that I am sure to win with him. But thank you for your concern. Chat with me privately later and I will send you a gift."

Some people were dissatisfied with Xia Hunan's approach: "Isn't it just a bamboo hat? Look at me killing flying elves!"

Xia Hunao looked at the discussion among the netizens, with a smile on his face: "Let's discuss, let's discuss, let me see what methods you have to deal with my Dou Li Mushroom, and let me learn from the foreigners to control it." Yi."

And while Xia Hu was studying the experience of netizens, Yu Longdu and Shen Yu knocked on the door and came in.