The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hunao welcomed the two people in generously and asked them: "What's wrong? Seeing you so anxious, it feels like the sky is falling."

Yulongdu transferred his mobile phone to Xia Hunao and asked him to watch the video played on his mobile phone: "Boss Xia, you announced your new elf so easily? This news originally broke out on the Internet. At that time, no one had a stone hammer, after all, these days, everything is possible, and every now and then, someone would say they saw you carrying some elf swaggering through the city, and even Arceus was persecuted, but doesn’t it prove it if you say something like this?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Yes, it's confirmed. What's wrong? What's wrong? I just want everyone to know that I have a Dou Li Mushroom. In this way, I can rely on everyone's strength to save my time. No. Not to mention, the methods used by netizens to deal with the Dou Li Mushroom are quite complete, and I have never considered so many aspects."

Xia Hunao nodded while scrolling through the comments under his video: "Well, this is a good trick, I have to remember it, but when I saw this, I remembered something more interesting."

Saying that, Xia Hunao suddenly realized that Shen Yu was also in the training room, and quickly became concerned about Shen Yu: "Xiaoyu, are you coming to see me for anything?"

Shen Yu nodded: "Well, it's time for dinner. Let me ask you what you want to eat tonight?"

Yulongdu was stunned after hearing this: "No, that's not what you said just now. Aren't you also very concerned about why he did this?"

Shen Yu smiled: "I was worried at first, but after seeing Xia Xia being so confident, I stopped worrying. He must have his reasons for doing this."

Yulongdu cursed at the side: You two must be seriously ill if you do this. I have never seen anything like this!

In order to learn Xia Hunao's specific thoughts from Xia Hunao, Yulongdu decided to bring the two of them to Yu Rui's shop and let Yu Rui lure Shen Yu away so that he could get the information.So, Yulongdu said: "Well, Rui'er has recently made some new snacks. How about you all go and try them?"

Chen Yu looked at Yulongdu: "Didn't you call me Xiaorui before? Why did you change your name to Rui'er?"

"You don't care, this is my girlfriend, I can call her whatever I like. You can also let Lao Xia call her that."

Shen Yu glanced at Xia Hunao: "It's impossible for Xia Xia to call me that, it's too disgusting."

Xia Hunao also nodded: "Yes, if I call Shen Yu's daughter, will she call me daddy?"

The two of them were stunned. Even if their pronunciation is similar, it's not good for you to take advantage of them.Shen Yu's little hands were already focused on Xia Hunao's waist: "Okay, if you dare to call me daughter, I will dare to call you daddy. How about you, do you want to enjoy your daughter's massage service? But remember to give her pocket money." "

Xia Hunao just felt a stomachache. This was definitely something Tong Ruo taught her. No one else could do such a thing.It seems that Xiaoyu needs to be educated in the future and not learn too much from Tongruo.Although he has tried this useless thing before.

"Okay, okay, let's go quickly. Didn't they say there are new desserts over there at Yu Rui? Let's go take a look."

Xia Hunao didn't want to dwell on the so-called "father-daughter relationship" for too long, so he quickly changed the topic to Yu Rui.

The group of people came to Yu Rui's shop. With Yu Rui's help, Tong Ruo's eyes were indeed attracted away. At this time, Yu Longdu began to ask Xia Hu Nao what he thought: "Boss Xia, what do you think? ?”

Xia Hunao sat on the chair: "I have a Dou Li Mushroom in my hand now, but I didn't say I would use it. Why do you think I will use the Dou Li Mushroom in the competition?"

"Why do you need to subdue him if you don't have to?"

"You see, everyone thinks so. I conquered a Dou Li Mushroom at such an important juncture, so I will definitely use him in the next game. In this way, I can involve everyone's energy. Dou Li Mushroom. In this case, Guagua and the others will have better room to perform. You have to know that even the final stage is only a three-on-three game. It is normal for me to have two elves who act as suspects in my hand. "

Yulongdu understood Xia Hunan's thoughts: "Then Lao Xia, why don't you conquer one more? Make up a full team of six elves? In this case, wouldn't there be more energy to contain?"

"A'Du, I have a mission for you. Now go and tame two elves, and then take them both to win the championship for me."

Yulongdu shook his head: "Do you think I'm stupid? Can I train two elves in such a short time?"

Xia Hunao held up his cheek: "Well, that's very good. You can't train two elves, so why do you think I can? What do you think I am? A god?"

Yulongdu nodded: "Yes, I do regard you as a god. I really think you can do it."

Xia Hunan thought for a long time, and then nodded in Yulongdu's expectant eyes: "You are right, I can indeed do it. Although it is more than just raising two elves into guagua in just a few days. level of combat effectiveness, but it’s still okay to go back and forth after playing.”

Yulongdu was puzzled: "Then why didn't you choose? Are you afraid that others would not waste their energy?"

Xia Hunao leaned back: "Mainly because I'm exhausted. Cultivating one Dou Li mushroom has already made my vacation very tiring. If I add another one, is it still a vacation?"

As he said that, Xia Hunao looked around. After confirming that there were only two of them in the store, Xia Hunao continued: "Don't forget, what is this game for? I am somewhat preparing for that time. mean."

"That's it, I understand."

"As long as you understand, I will continue to hide. For that goal, I will work hard to rank fourth."

Ranked fourth for working hard?What is this statement?Whoever participates in a competition does not aim for first place, and how do you know that you will definitely finish fourth?This is even more outrageous than saying that you can take first place.

"Have you ever heard of the saying that it can never happen again? I must do it once and again."

Upon hearing this, Yulongdu said: "No, no, Boss Xia, I beg you, please play a few games more carefully. If you give up after entering the semi-finals, that would be too inhumane. Even if you say How many games are you going to play pretending?"

Unexpectedly, Xia Hunao stared at the table and slapped the table: "What are you talking about!"

This suddenly attracted the attention of the two girls who were in the kitchen. Shen Yu and Yu Rui came forward: "What's wrong? Why did you lose your temper so suddenly? Stop arguing."

Xia Hunan's villain first complained: "It's not because of this kid, but he actually wants me to fix the match. Are you talking humanly?"

Hearing Xia's nonsense, Yu Rui nodded: "Boss Xia is right, Yulongdu, how can you let Boss Xia fake the match?"

Yulongdu quickly explained: "No, I didn't mean that. What I meant was that if he had to withdraw from the game, it would be more appropriate to have a match-fixing match."

The word "retirement" is even more frightening than the previous fake match.Shen Yu looked at Xia's mischief and asked him, "Are you really going to withdraw from the competition?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Yeah, I think it's appropriate for me to win one of the top four. If I kill all the opponents at once, the alliance will be even more ugly. Think about it, a person under 20 years old Young people under 25 have won the championship. Doesn’t this clearly prove that the league’s university training is not good? So, in order to leave a way out for major schools, I decided to withdraw from the semi-finals.”

Shen Yu half believed it when she heard this, but she still asked: "Then why do you want the top four to quit?"

Xia Hunao explained: "The ranking of the semi-finals is the best. Firstly, it can show my strength, and secondly, there will be no other troubles. Think about it, if I win the semi-finals but give up the finals, this way Winning a second place not only fails to save the league's face, but also makes people say that the championship was won because No. 2 retired, which is not good for the league. And I will be even more unwilling to take a second place. .”

Shen Yu nodded: "Well, you are right, I support you."

Yulongdu was about to cry but had no tears: "Is now the time to help relatives but not help others? What's wrong with what he said?"

Having said that, it is impossible for Yulongdu to reverse the decision made by Xia Hunao. Therefore, in this small room, Xia Hunao's ranking has been decided. Not only that, Xia Hunao also thought about another question. , that is, let Mu Zhishui become the captain of the team, even the vice-captain.

Because Xia Hunao wanted to hide his clumsiness, he would not have enough say in the team. Even if he had Shang Fang's sword in hand, you would be fourth if you were fourth.In this case, you need to use some other means to give yourself certain decision-making power.And the best way is to let the wood stop the water to the top.

So, while the two girls were going to the backyard, Xia Hunao waved towards Yulongdu: "Think of it, I want to play the semi-finals with Mu Zhishui. In this case, she will be at least the top two. You understand me Do you mean it?"

Yulongdu thought about it for a long time, and finally nodded: "Okay, I understand, I will forward your idea to Chairman Ma Lanqi. But as for Mu Zhishui, if she knows that you have taken advantage of her, it will be a big trouble. of."

Xia Hunao sighed: "It's true, this girl is too difficult to fool, but don't worry, I still have some methods that I can use."

"Then do you think she has the same idea as you?"

"What do you mean? She wants me to enter the finals? Don't tell me, it's possible. It seems that I have to think about a lot of things now. Let's just do this, divide us into two groups, and she will go first in the semi-finals I'll hit you later, that's all."

"Well, that's a good idea, but only if you two...forget it, they can't stop you two."