The Pokémon Goofing Around
Chapter 47 Performance Art Lovers
There are many secret realms in Xuetian City, but if we want to be precise about the secret realms that junior trainers can enter, there are actually not many in number.There are only two types: rock system and ground system.
Xia Hunao's purpose this time was to choose a rock-type secret realm to cause trouble.After all, although the water type has an outstanding effect on both the rock type and the ground type, the electric type has nothing to do with the ground type.
Xia Hunao handed his trainer's certificate to the young lady who registered at the front desk. The young lady couldn't help but look at Xia Hunao twice. After all, it is not easy to understand that he traveled all the way from Jinghai City in the southeast to Xuetian City to fight a secret realm. matter.
But Xia Hunao didn't care so much. After getting the trainer's certificate from his little sister, he stepped into the secret realm.
As soon as he entered the secret realm, Xia Hunao ate a mouthful of sand before he could carefully observe the environment.The strong wind blowing in the face swept up the sand and hit Xia Hunao head and face.Xia Hunao spat out the sand from his mouth: "Bah, I knew the heat in this place is evil. Even the wind is dry and hot."
Looking at the sun floating in the sky, Xia Hunao took out an umbrella and said, "Let's walk like this for now. No wonder they say that few people come to this secret place. I really don't want to come here a second time. It's too uncomfortable."
Xia Nao walked forward, and suddenly felt that he had stepped on something hard under his feet.Looking down, he saw a small fist stone staring at him with a fierce look.
Xia Hunao took two steps back, and Xiao Quan Shi chased after him with his fists waving.
"Quak quack bubble frog, use foam!"
Guaguapaowa used his skills to calm down Little Quanshi for a while, and then Little Quanshi left.
Watching the little fist stone leave, Xia Hunao sighed: "It's not good for these things to always come out from under the feet. Are there no countermeasures?"
"We don't care whether you resist or not. You can definitely run away."
Xia Hu was stunned for a moment, and then he looked in the direction pointed to by the system: Good guy, the sandstorm that covered the sky and the sun was coming, and it looked like black clouds were threatening to destroy the city.
Xia Hunao quickly turned around and ran away, but it was still difficult for human power to compete with the power of nature.Xia Hunao didn't run very far before he was overtaken by a sandstorm.
But Xia Hunao was not buried. Instead, he walked through the sandstorm and stood there intact.
Xia Hunao looked at the sandstorm in the distance, and then looked at how clean he was from beginning to end, and wondered: "Could it be a mirage? Are the mirages in this secret realm so powerful? Can even a sandstorm be made so realistic?" "
Xia Hunao looked at the sandstorm going away, but the system didn't understand what this supernatural phenomenon was about.The system couldn't figure out why for a while.The two simply didn't think about these things.
What could be more important in the desert than finding an oasis?
Xia Hunao made up his mind and embarked on a journey to find the oasis with him.But after wandering around in the desert for a long time, Xia Hunao couldn't find any information about the oasis.
"This is unreasonable. Even in a desert, some wild elves must be given the right to drink water. Is it possible to say that those ground and rock-type elves will not die of thirst?"
The system is also puzzled: "With my assistance, the path you are taking now is completely a straight line. It is not going in circles at all. How come there is nothing?"
"If I had only given that little fist stone a beating when I saw it just now and convinced it, it would have taken us to the oasis obediently. What do you think?"
The system thinks that Xia Hunao's words are reasonable, but this kind of hindsight will not come if it can be done.
Xia Hunao took off the white sweatshirt he was wearing. Although it was a very thin piece of clothing, it was quite an uncomfortable experience just walking in the desert.
The two of them were walking in the desert, and suddenly a vulture girl jumped over from not far away.Xia Hunao was now happy: "Girl Vulture, if Little Fist Stone doesn't drink water, girl Vulture will always know where the oasis is."
Xia Hunao pursed her lips, followed the footsteps of the vulture girl, and continued to trek through the desert.
The vulture girl was indeed looking for an oasis, and she indeed found an oasis with Xia Huhao.Xia Hunao jumped onto the oasis excitedly, feeling the warmth that was completely different from the surroundings.
"Okay, it's nice here. I might as well stay here for a while and use this as a base to explore the secret realm."
Xia Hunao has a good idea, but the owners of the oasis don't seem to be willing to sell him this favor.The vulture girl that jumped over just now flapped her wings and flew over, looking like she was going to have a one-on-one fight with Xia.
"Go, Guagua Bubble Frog, let her see how powerful we are. Just paste her wings with foam."
Although the vulture girl can't fly, this doesn't stop Xia from messing with her wings to interfere with her movements.One of the vulture girl's wings was stuck, causing her to lose her balance. She didn't take two steps forward before she rolled in front of Xia Hunao.Xia Hunao squatted down and bared his teeth. The vulture girl was so frightened that she turned around and ran away.Xia Hunao felt a rare sense of guilt for bullying a child.
Perhaps it was because the vulture girl was the little princess of this oasis. Seeing the vulture girl being bullied, another elf in the oasis stood up.
"Ishiwanzi, I really grabbed this thing a lot in order to get an immutable stone. That thing is very useful for hatching eggs."
While Xia Hunao was talking, Shi Wanzi had already bumped into him.When Xia Hunao saw this, he quickly asked Guaguapao Frog to get out of the way.Shiwanzi didn't hit the croaking frog, so he took two steps forward with his short legs and fell to the ground.
Xia Hunao now has no intention of fighting. This is a group of kindergarten children.Although Xia Hunan's croaking frogs are not very strong elves, they are still at the level of primary school students. Beating them would be too bullying.
Under Rotom's translation, Xia Hunao had a friendly negotiation with them, and finally confirmed that Xia Hunao would use this oasis, but Xia Hunao was not allowed to bully the elves here casually.
Although the agreement did not allow Xia Hunao to bully the elves, it did not stop Xia Hunao from waiting for the chance.On this day, Kung Fu Xia Hu Nao also had friendly discussions with many elves who came here, such as Yukilas and Sand Hippopotamus.
Although Xia Hunao's Guagua Bubble Frog has an innate advantage in water-based skills, the energy allocated in the Gua Gua Bubble Frog's body to use foam is limited, so he can only rest and play for a while.
The friendly competition lasted from day to night. Guagua Pao Frog continued to absorb the experience gained from playing soy sauce before, and his level increased steadily, reaching level [-].It is estimated that few students in the same year have a faster pace than him.Although Rotom did not have an advantage in attributes, he also grew from level eight to level ten in this afternoon's battle.Of course, Xia Hunao had no intention of letting him become a combat force.
At night, Xia Hunao was lying next to a tree, shivering and breathing: "It's so cold here."
The system looked at him angrily: "Didn't I say that the temperature difference in the desert is huge, it can be dozens of degrees."
"Can you blame me for the current state? Who knew that this unfortunate sleeping bag is said to be warm but actually has no effect at all?"
Xia Hunao, who was so cold, simply got up, went to the sand next to the oasis, dug a hole, put his sleeping bag inside, then climbed into the sleeping bag and said to the croaking frog: "Quack, bury me. Just show your head.”
The croaking frog was obedient and kept kicking dirt on Xia Hunao's body, and soon buried it in the sleeping bag.Xia Hunao then smiled: "It's indeed much warmer now. Come on, it's time to rest."
Taking back the Poké Ball, Xia Hunao began his deep sleep.
……
Why do oasis always exist?Maybe it's because he can avoid the impact of sandstorms to a considerable extent.For example, this is the oasis where Xia Hunao rests.
Xia Hunao opened his eyes and found that his body was heavy. His first reaction was to ask the system: "What happened last night?"
"You point north and encounter a sandstorm."
Seeing the system villain in his mind holding up a sign with the word "Dian Bei" written on it, Xia Hu Nao asked: "What is the concept of "Dian Bei"?"
"I just don't mean to mention it. Normally, if you encounter a sandstorm, it will completely bury you. By this time next year, a tree should grow here, and the tree will bear many fruits exactly like yours. "
"Huh? Then I'll take the ginseng fruit?"
"Absolutely. If you don't count it as a back, it means that you are not completely buried in the soil. At least you can save yourself and get out."
Xia Hunao took out his hands from the sleeping bag and wanted to dig himself out, but when he saw the pile of sand pressing on him, Xia Hunao asked the system:
"System, tell the truth. Did I confirm that I encountered a sandstorm last night instead of a performance art enthusiast passing by this oasis and burying me?"
The system glanced at the sand pile through Xia Hunan's eyes, and then...
"Damn it, the world is so big and full of wonders. What you encountered in the sandstorm was a bit strange."
I saw that the pile of sand pressing down on Xia Hunao was a right cone. It was hard to say how many pyramids it was.However, based on Xia's wild guess, it is most likely a square pyramid.
Just when Xia Hu was wondering, Rotom's phone came over: "Hu Na, the pyramid is great, Lotto."
After listening to Rotom's words, Xia Hunan would be a fool if he didn't understand what happened: "So you mean, you found a picture of a pyramid from your phone and fixed it on me?"
Rotom waved his arms: "Khufu, beautiful."
Xia Hu Nao waved his hand: "Rotom, although many people call me Hu Nao, I have nothing to do with Khufu, do you know?"
The system had a different idea: "Host, I think he may have made a mistake. What Rotom wanted to say may not be the Pyramid of Khufu, but the Pyramid of Khafre next to him."
Xia Hunan was stunned: "Why?"
“Because of the Pyramid of Khafre, there’s the Sphinx.”
Sure enough, I heard Rotom continue to say: "I like lions, Lotto."
"So I should have slept on my stomach last night so I could be a sphinx this morning?"
Rotom thought for a while and said nothing, but Xia Hunao knew exactly what he was thinking. He quickly put it into the elf ball and called out the croaking frog: "Quaa gua, demolish this illegal building for me." !”
Xia Hunao's purpose this time was to choose a rock-type secret realm to cause trouble.After all, although the water type has an outstanding effect on both the rock type and the ground type, the electric type has nothing to do with the ground type.
Xia Hunao handed his trainer's certificate to the young lady who registered at the front desk. The young lady couldn't help but look at Xia Hunao twice. After all, it is not easy to understand that he traveled all the way from Jinghai City in the southeast to Xuetian City to fight a secret realm. matter.
But Xia Hunao didn't care so much. After getting the trainer's certificate from his little sister, he stepped into the secret realm.
As soon as he entered the secret realm, Xia Hunao ate a mouthful of sand before he could carefully observe the environment.The strong wind blowing in the face swept up the sand and hit Xia Hunao head and face.Xia Hunao spat out the sand from his mouth: "Bah, I knew the heat in this place is evil. Even the wind is dry and hot."
Looking at the sun floating in the sky, Xia Hunao took out an umbrella and said, "Let's walk like this for now. No wonder they say that few people come to this secret place. I really don't want to come here a second time. It's too uncomfortable."
Xia Nao walked forward, and suddenly felt that he had stepped on something hard under his feet.Looking down, he saw a small fist stone staring at him with a fierce look.
Xia Hunao took two steps back, and Xiao Quan Shi chased after him with his fists waving.
"Quak quack bubble frog, use foam!"
Guaguapaowa used his skills to calm down Little Quanshi for a while, and then Little Quanshi left.
Watching the little fist stone leave, Xia Hunao sighed: "It's not good for these things to always come out from under the feet. Are there no countermeasures?"
"We don't care whether you resist or not. You can definitely run away."
Xia Hu was stunned for a moment, and then he looked in the direction pointed to by the system: Good guy, the sandstorm that covered the sky and the sun was coming, and it looked like black clouds were threatening to destroy the city.
Xia Hunao quickly turned around and ran away, but it was still difficult for human power to compete with the power of nature.Xia Hunao didn't run very far before he was overtaken by a sandstorm.
But Xia Hunao was not buried. Instead, he walked through the sandstorm and stood there intact.
Xia Hunao looked at the sandstorm in the distance, and then looked at how clean he was from beginning to end, and wondered: "Could it be a mirage? Are the mirages in this secret realm so powerful? Can even a sandstorm be made so realistic?" "
Xia Hunao looked at the sandstorm going away, but the system didn't understand what this supernatural phenomenon was about.The system couldn't figure out why for a while.The two simply didn't think about these things.
What could be more important in the desert than finding an oasis?
Xia Hunao made up his mind and embarked on a journey to find the oasis with him.But after wandering around in the desert for a long time, Xia Hunao couldn't find any information about the oasis.
"This is unreasonable. Even in a desert, some wild elves must be given the right to drink water. Is it possible to say that those ground and rock-type elves will not die of thirst?"
The system is also puzzled: "With my assistance, the path you are taking now is completely a straight line. It is not going in circles at all. How come there is nothing?"
"If I had only given that little fist stone a beating when I saw it just now and convinced it, it would have taken us to the oasis obediently. What do you think?"
The system thinks that Xia Hunao's words are reasonable, but this kind of hindsight will not come if it can be done.
Xia Hunao took off the white sweatshirt he was wearing. Although it was a very thin piece of clothing, it was quite an uncomfortable experience just walking in the desert.
The two of them were walking in the desert, and suddenly a vulture girl jumped over from not far away.Xia Hunao was now happy: "Girl Vulture, if Little Fist Stone doesn't drink water, girl Vulture will always know where the oasis is."
Xia Hunao pursed her lips, followed the footsteps of the vulture girl, and continued to trek through the desert.
The vulture girl was indeed looking for an oasis, and she indeed found an oasis with Xia Huhao.Xia Hunao jumped onto the oasis excitedly, feeling the warmth that was completely different from the surroundings.
"Okay, it's nice here. I might as well stay here for a while and use this as a base to explore the secret realm."
Xia Hunao has a good idea, but the owners of the oasis don't seem to be willing to sell him this favor.The vulture girl that jumped over just now flapped her wings and flew over, looking like she was going to have a one-on-one fight with Xia.
"Go, Guagua Bubble Frog, let her see how powerful we are. Just paste her wings with foam."
Although the vulture girl can't fly, this doesn't stop Xia from messing with her wings to interfere with her movements.One of the vulture girl's wings was stuck, causing her to lose her balance. She didn't take two steps forward before she rolled in front of Xia Hunao.Xia Hunao squatted down and bared his teeth. The vulture girl was so frightened that she turned around and ran away.Xia Hunao felt a rare sense of guilt for bullying a child.
Perhaps it was because the vulture girl was the little princess of this oasis. Seeing the vulture girl being bullied, another elf in the oasis stood up.
"Ishiwanzi, I really grabbed this thing a lot in order to get an immutable stone. That thing is very useful for hatching eggs."
While Xia Hunao was talking, Shi Wanzi had already bumped into him.When Xia Hunao saw this, he quickly asked Guaguapao Frog to get out of the way.Shiwanzi didn't hit the croaking frog, so he took two steps forward with his short legs and fell to the ground.
Xia Hunao now has no intention of fighting. This is a group of kindergarten children.Although Xia Hunan's croaking frogs are not very strong elves, they are still at the level of primary school students. Beating them would be too bullying.
Under Rotom's translation, Xia Hunao had a friendly negotiation with them, and finally confirmed that Xia Hunao would use this oasis, but Xia Hunao was not allowed to bully the elves here casually.
Although the agreement did not allow Xia Hunao to bully the elves, it did not stop Xia Hunao from waiting for the chance.On this day, Kung Fu Xia Hu Nao also had friendly discussions with many elves who came here, such as Yukilas and Sand Hippopotamus.
Although Xia Hunao's Guagua Bubble Frog has an innate advantage in water-based skills, the energy allocated in the Gua Gua Bubble Frog's body to use foam is limited, so he can only rest and play for a while.
The friendly competition lasted from day to night. Guagua Pao Frog continued to absorb the experience gained from playing soy sauce before, and his level increased steadily, reaching level [-].It is estimated that few students in the same year have a faster pace than him.Although Rotom did not have an advantage in attributes, he also grew from level eight to level ten in this afternoon's battle.Of course, Xia Hunao had no intention of letting him become a combat force.
At night, Xia Hunao was lying next to a tree, shivering and breathing: "It's so cold here."
The system looked at him angrily: "Didn't I say that the temperature difference in the desert is huge, it can be dozens of degrees."
"Can you blame me for the current state? Who knew that this unfortunate sleeping bag is said to be warm but actually has no effect at all?"
Xia Hunao, who was so cold, simply got up, went to the sand next to the oasis, dug a hole, put his sleeping bag inside, then climbed into the sleeping bag and said to the croaking frog: "Quack, bury me. Just show your head.”
The croaking frog was obedient and kept kicking dirt on Xia Hunao's body, and soon buried it in the sleeping bag.Xia Hunao then smiled: "It's indeed much warmer now. Come on, it's time to rest."
Taking back the Poké Ball, Xia Hunao began his deep sleep.
……
Why do oasis always exist?Maybe it's because he can avoid the impact of sandstorms to a considerable extent.For example, this is the oasis where Xia Hunao rests.
Xia Hunao opened his eyes and found that his body was heavy. His first reaction was to ask the system: "What happened last night?"
"You point north and encounter a sandstorm."
Seeing the system villain in his mind holding up a sign with the word "Dian Bei" written on it, Xia Hu Nao asked: "What is the concept of "Dian Bei"?"
"I just don't mean to mention it. Normally, if you encounter a sandstorm, it will completely bury you. By this time next year, a tree should grow here, and the tree will bear many fruits exactly like yours. "
"Huh? Then I'll take the ginseng fruit?"
"Absolutely. If you don't count it as a back, it means that you are not completely buried in the soil. At least you can save yourself and get out."
Xia Hunao took out his hands from the sleeping bag and wanted to dig himself out, but when he saw the pile of sand pressing on him, Xia Hunao asked the system:
"System, tell the truth. Did I confirm that I encountered a sandstorm last night instead of a performance art enthusiast passing by this oasis and burying me?"
The system glanced at the sand pile through Xia Hunan's eyes, and then...
"Damn it, the world is so big and full of wonders. What you encountered in the sandstorm was a bit strange."
I saw that the pile of sand pressing down on Xia Hunao was a right cone. It was hard to say how many pyramids it was.However, based on Xia's wild guess, it is most likely a square pyramid.
Just when Xia Hu was wondering, Rotom's phone came over: "Hu Na, the pyramid is great, Lotto."
After listening to Rotom's words, Xia Hunan would be a fool if he didn't understand what happened: "So you mean, you found a picture of a pyramid from your phone and fixed it on me?"
Rotom waved his arms: "Khufu, beautiful."
Xia Hu Nao waved his hand: "Rotom, although many people call me Hu Nao, I have nothing to do with Khufu, do you know?"
The system had a different idea: "Host, I think he may have made a mistake. What Rotom wanted to say may not be the Pyramid of Khufu, but the Pyramid of Khafre next to him."
Xia Hunan was stunned: "Why?"
“Because of the Pyramid of Khafre, there’s the Sphinx.”
Sure enough, I heard Rotom continue to say: "I like lions, Lotto."
"So I should have slept on my stomach last night so I could be a sphinx this morning?"
Rotom thought for a while and said nothing, but Xia Hunao knew exactly what he was thinking. He quickly put it into the elf ball and called out the croaking frog: "Quaa gua, demolish this illegal building for me." !”
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