The Pokémon Goofing Around

Guaguapao Frog was confused when he was released, at least he was confused when he saw the pyramid on Xia Hunao.He couldn't understand how Xia Hunao turned into a turtle after one night.

But since Xia Hunao asked him to remove the sand sculpture on his body, Guagua Pao Frog naturally had to obey the order.

The croaking frog moved very quickly. He jumped up and dismantled most of the sand sculpture in just a few moves. In conjunction with Xia Hunao's movements, it didn't take much effort to dig Xia Hunao out of the ground.Xia Hunao felt like a potato being dug out of the ground.

After washing his face, Xia Hunao packed his sleeping bag and put it in his backpack, said goodbye to the animals in the oasis, and continued his experience.

"System, how much of Guagua's experience has not been digested?"

"No, it's all digested."

Xia Hunao stared after hearing this: "Huh? No more? What do you mean? After all, he is a level [-] monster. He competed with a lot of elves yesterday. How come he is all used up?"

The system's explanation is: The experience gained from fighting the elves yesterday was used to digest the previous experience. If not for this, it would be possible to reach level [-] in one afternoon.

Speaking of yesterday afternoon's battle, Xia Hunao still found it quite tiring.In order to cultivate the special attack and speed effort value of Guagua Pao Frog, Xia Hunao racked his brains to control the speed of his actions.If the effort value is appropriate, you will naturally have to find a way to win. If the effort value is not appropriate, you will have to try your best to save some remaining blood. Your brain cells will soon be exhausted.

Wandering all the way in the desert, Xia Hunao looked at the yellow sand around him: "Damn it, why is there not even a cactus? It's still a little green at least."

"No, you really want to see a cactus? Can you beat it?"

Xia Hunao stopped and said, "As for the cactus, it seems to be called Meng Ge Naia. I remember Kojiro has one. That thing is a grass-type poison type, so it really can't be beaten."

The system was stunned for a moment: Mengge Cactus.gif

"Is this what you were talking about just now? I think you were confused by the Sphinx. First of all, this thing does have the translation name of Meng Naiya, but the official translation is Meng Song Cactus. Second, Kojiro’s is just a thorn ball cactus, which is Desert Naia. Thirdly, this thing has no poisonous properties. It was pure grass before it evolved, and it is also grass evil after it evolved. It has nothing to do with poison. "

Xia Hunao scratched his head: "Is it this way? The weather must be too hot. You know, there are many examples of external conditions affecting human organs."

The system says that I will just watch you talk nonsense and will never care about you.

It's extremely hot when the sun comes out in the desert, and there aren't even a cloud in the sky.Xia Hunan walked away and drank a bottle of water without much effort.

"I told you to take it easy. Is it okay to replenish such a large amount of water?"

"But I'm thirsty. Remember next time, if I go to some rocky and ground secret realm, you must tell me to find a place with better external conditions."

"Well, if there is a next time, I will definitely do it."

While walking, Xia Hunao saw a one-horned rhinoceros walking leisurely in the desert. Xia Hunao's eyes lit up: "Oh, this is good, this is good, system. You tell me, I'll give him a ride." How about our trip?"

"Are you sure? This thing has a bad temper."

Xia Hunao waved his hand: "Don't be afraid. It doesn't matter if you are angry. The illustrated book also says that this thing has a single brain cell. Just watch me fool him."

With that said, Xia Hunao approached the one-horned rhinoceros with different colors and gently touched his horn: "Your horn is very beautiful. Can you let me touch it?"

The one-horned rhino's single-cell brain seemed to recognize that Xia Hunao was praising him, and raised his head to let Xia Hunao touch him more comfortably.Xia Hunao touched the one-horned rhinoceros for a while and said, "Can you give us a ride? There must be mountains nearby."

The one-horned rhinoceros took a little longer to think this time, but still leaned down and let Xia Hunuo climb up, then started walking forward on its four short legs.

Xia Hunao just sat on the back of the one-horned rhinoceros. To be honest, it was quite awkward without a saddle.However, as Xia walked around and got used to the mischief, she began to seek death...

"Yo hoo!"

Xia Hunao shouted happily, but the one-horned rhinoceros misunderstood. He thought he was being asked to speed up, so he ran out. Xia Hunao didn't react for a while and was thrown off the back of the one-horned rhinoceros...

Looking at the retreating figure under the sun, Xia Hunao felt that it looked very much like his lost youth...

Related knowledge about the one-horned rhinoceros: They have single-cell brains and can't stop as long as they run. They run and they don't even understand why they are running. Of course, they occasionally think about it.

As this heterochromatic one-horned rhinoceros was running, he remembered that he seemed to be carrying a very talkative person on his back...

After stopping, the one-horned rhinoceros thought for a long time and finally confirmed that he had indeed carried a person on his back. Where did this person go?He felt quite comfortable touching the corner.

The one-horned rhinoceros turned around and wanted to go back to pick up Xia Hunao, but looking at the vast desert: Huh?Where did I come from just now?

Fortunately, the two of them finally reunited smoothly. Xia Hunao touched the horn of the one-horned rhinoceros and said, "She is obviously a girl, but why is she so irritable when she runs?"

After being prompted by the system, Xia Hunao discovered that this ocher-colored one-horned rhino was a female with a relatively small horn. This made Xia Hunao even more confused. Are female individuals also so violent?

Climbing back onto the back of the one-horned rhinoceros, Xia Hunao and Niu Niu embarked on their journey again.This time Xia Hu Nao didn't dare to talk nonsense, for fear that Niu Niu would run away again and throw him down again.

One person and one cow were walking and saw a big mountain in the distance. Xia Hunao was surprised and said: "Okay, I can see the mountain."

He was also very happy to see the one-horned rhinoceros in the mountains, and forgot that he was carrying a person on his back. However, Xia Hunao was not an unimproved person. When he felt that the one-horned rhinoceros was thinking of accelerating, he learned to hug the one-horned rhinoceros. The horns on the rhino's back are raised.

"Slow down, slow down~"

After Xia Hunao's arduous struggle, he finally failed to slow down the one-horned rhinoceros. He just bumped all the way to the foot of the mountain: "Oh, I'll go, if I do this twice, I will faint."

Xia Hunao poured some water into his mouth, and then looked at the snow mountain in front of him: "This should be born in the secret realm based on the snow mountain near Xuetian City. There should also be a small number of ice elves here. Bar."

"Yes, this secret realm originated from the rock-type slate of Arceus. However, because the rock-type and ground-type are close to a certain extent, there will be more elves of both attributes. However, it cannot be ruled out that there are also some elves under the interference of snowy mountains. What kind of special ice elf exists?"

Xia Hunao's eyes shone: "Very good, let's take a walk up the mountain!"

Xia Hunao naturally had to talk to the one-horned rhinoceros if he wanted to go up the mountain. He had to meet his new friends again.But the one-horned rhino didn't let Xia Hunao go up the mountain by herself. She leaned down and let Xia Hunao get on her back again.

Riding on his beloved Niuniu, Xia Hunao embarked on a journey up the mountain. As he walked, he chatted with the system: "System, do you think there are people like me in this world?"

"How to say?"

"There are still people as handsome as me in the world, who can let a cow take the initiative to carry me away. If it were placed in a fairy tale, I should be riding a unicorn right now. This is the script of a prince riding a white horse to save the princess!"

The system was most dissatisfied with Xia Hunan's pretense here. He immediately said: "Well, feel your direction and position. You and Niu Niu are going up the mountain road from east to west. So what you are holding now is very Maybe it’s not the script of Prince Charming, but the story of Tang Monk, a red bull riding a shining one-horned rhinoceros to the west.”

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.But Xia Hu's tough talk was one of his specialties from his previous life.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. I believe in my own character. What I got this time must be a prince script. Are you right, Niu Niu?"

The one-horned rhinoceros was walking on its way with its head sullenly, but stopped when it heard Xia Hunuo asked her a question.Xia Hunao got off the one-horned rhino: "Niu Niu, do you think I am the prince who saves the princess?"

Xia Hunao and the system both know that the one-horned rhinoceros actually doesn't quite understand this question, but you can't stop Xia Hunao from cheating.I saw him stretching his hand to the horn of the one-horned rhinoceros: "Niu Niu, answer me, am I the prince who saves the princess?"

The one-horned rhinoceros screamed happily when its horn was touched.Xia Hunao immediately started the yin and yang system: "Did you hear that? Even Niu Niu thinks that I am the prince who saves the princess. What can you object to? Two to one, if the conclusion is established, you can just obey the majority."

The system is speechless. This is another day when you don't do anything, but you are used to it: "What about your white horse? You don't want to ride a cow to save the princess."

Xia Hunao got angry when he heard this: "What do you mean by riding a cow to save the princess? The one I'm riding is obviously a unicorn...it's obviously a unicorn, isn't it, ox-niu." As he spoke, he stroked the ox-horn.

Niu Niu was very happy to find that her horns were touched by Xia Hu Nao again, and she stepped on the ground excitedly.Xia Hunao quickly asked her to calm down: "Okay, okay, don't be like this, you are a girl, be more refined..."

Seeing that the one-horned rhinoceros was appeased, the system asked him: "No, is it really okay for you to fool a simple cow like this?"

Xia Hunao pinched his waist: "What's wrong? As long as the whole world believes in fallacies, there is no difference between fallacies and truth."

After saying that, Xia Hunao climbed onto the back of the one-horned rhinoceros again: "Let's go and save our princess!"

As soon as Xia Hunao finished speaking, he saw the one-horned rhinoceros stomping its two front feet and running forward happily.It seemed that Xia Hu Nao's screams could still be heard in the rising smoke.

Regarding this scene, the system said: "It's okay to do evil to God, but you can't live if you do it yourself. Didn't I tell you that when riding on the back of a one-horned rhinoceros, it's best not to use any upward endings?"