Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

next day

A Jonin meeting was held in the Hokage building.

Everyone attending the meeting knew what was going to happen today - the Hokage was going to be replaced.

The third Hokage abdicated and the fifth Hokage took over.

Everyone's eyes focused on the three people in the front.

Hinata Hinashi on the left is wearing a loose black robe, her black and smooth hair is tied with a rope, her back is straight, and she has an outstanding bearing.

Uchiha Fugaku on the right, his clothes are very recognizable because they have Uchiha's unique Uchiha fan pattern on them.

In the middle is Senju Tsunade - one of the famous three ninjas, the slug princess, the granddaughter of Senju Hashirama, the disciple of Hiruzen Sarutobi, a superb medical ninja, the most beautiful and powerful woman in the world, the ninja world Big fat sheep...

Countless accolades, every one of them well deserved.

Apart from the three of them, there were several Hokage candidates, but everyone selectively ignored them.

Uchiha Fugaku could sense that there were several scorching eyes staring at him from behind, and he knew that they were his own people.

During this period of time, they were shouting for themselves.

It's a pity to disappoint them.

dong dong dong...

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Koharu who went to bed walked into the conference room.

The meeting begins... The Hokage speaks... Koharu goes to bed and speaks... Voting...

In the end, Tsunade successfully broke through with an overwhelming advantage and became the fifth generation Hokage - seven years earlier than the original history.

On that day, Uchiha Fugaku left the village with ten clan members after accepting a mysterious mission.

All the Uchiha clan members arrived at the entrance of the village, with mixed emotions in their eyes.

This scene is very similar to the way Uchiha Madara left alone.

But Uchiha Fugaku knew that he would come back. As for whether the ten clansmen who followed him on the mission could come back, it depended on whether Tsunade could convince the Uchiha family in the village.

"Brother, when will father come back?"

Among the farewell crowd, Sasuke held Mikoto and Itachi's hands tightly. Under the prominence of the two, he was as small as a baby.

"Maybe very quickly, maybe very slowly..."

"What kind of mission is it? Father needs to do it himself. He is the leader of the Uchiha clan."

"A very, very special mission."

Uchiha Itachi's voice was low.

So this is your plan, father.

Imitate the actions of Madara's ancestors and take away the instability in the family so that Tsunade can flourish.

A very smart and decisive plan.

I thought you would be weak... Father, I misunderstood you.

On the way home, Sasuke was in a depressed mood. Itachi felt very distressed and thought about whether to catch up with Fugaku and help him kill the ten clan members directly so that Fugaku could come back.

"Itachi, now that you are not working in ANBU, why not go to the police department?"

Mikoto suggested.

Following Uchiha Fugaku's words, Uchiha Itachi left ANBU, and Sarutobi Hiruzen directly agreed, so he is now a free ninja.

"Forget it, I plan to rest for a while first."

"Brother, please teach me Ninjutsu at home."

"Okay, whatever you want to learn, I'll teach you."

Uchiha Itachi held Sasuke's hand and slowly walked away, leaving two faint shadows behind him.

into the night.

A man wearing an orange mask with only one eye exposed suddenly appeared in Uchiha Itachi's room.

"Itachi, are you going to turn your back on our plan?"

"Now the situation has changed and the original plan is no longer suitable."

Seeing the masked man suddenly appear, Uchiha Itachi was not surprised at all.

After all, the other party is the dignified Uchiha Madara, so it is normal for him to be elusive... although he is not 100% sure that he is Uchiha Madara.

"pity……"

The masked man's body gradually turned into nothingness, "Uchiha and Konoha are destined to be unable to coexist. You will find out later that you will regret it."

Uchiha Itachi was silent.

This man found him a year ago. He called himself Uchiha Madara. Judging from the Sharingan and strength, he did look a bit like him.

The full name of the "plan" he was talking about was the Uchiha Genocide Plan, which was first proposed by Shimura Danzo.

He asked Uchiha Itachi to kill his relatives and kill all the Uchiha clan members. In exchange, he could not hurt Uchiha Sasuke.

At that time, Uchiha Itachi agreed and was ready to cooperate with the masked man.

And now.

He broke the contract.

In the dark, lightless room, Itachi murmured secretly: The power of the kaleidoscope is enough for me to use it for many years. During this time, I will try to help Sasuke to open the kaleidoscope...

He knew from the moment he turned on the kaleidoscope that every time he used the kaleidoscope, he would lose part of his pupil power.

When the pupil power is exhausted, the Sharingan will be destroyed.

The only chance of survival lies in finding a pair of kaleidoscopes from a close blood relative for transplantation, thus becoming the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan.

It turns out that Uchiha Itachi had already decided to sacrifice himself to help Sasuke achieve the Eternal Kaleidoscope.

Sasuke, who was sleeping soundly in the next room, was ignorant, with a sweet look on his childish face.

……

In the nameless forest, a masked man stood on a tree branch.

Not long after, a man with his head wrapped in pitcher plants stood up from the tree trunk.

"Wow, Obito-kun, you still look as chewy as ever."

He exclaimed and is now a member of the Akatsuki organization.

Obito also knew about his other identity. He was a strange creature created by the real Uchiha Madara, who once helped him heal.

Strange abilities and bad personality.

The masked man...or Uchiha Obito was not very willing to talk to the pitcher plant.

For example, now, although the issue of "poop" is never mentioned, the word "chewy" is also very bad.

"You know what's going on over there Itachi, what should you do now?"

the masked man asked.

"In the short term, you don't need to pay attention to Uchiha Itachi, but to that Aburame Xu Wei... How did he know that Madara-sama is still alive? And he deceived Uchiha Fugaku. It's really abominable."

"You didn't spy on him?"

"Spying on the oil girl Xu Wei? Don't be kidding me. Every time I get close to him, I almost faint from fear. I can't spy on him at all!"

Nepenthes said as her body shuddered.

He has a unique ability to spy on others and is difficult to detect.

But when he tried to monitor Xu Wei, before he even got close, intense fear arose in his heart, like a puppy under one year old being stared at by a Siberian tiger. He didn't dare to do anything except wagging his tail and exposing his belly.

"By the way, Obito-kun, Aburame Xu Wei seems to be looking for Kakuzu. Do you want to go see him?"

"You have divine power, no matter how strong he is, he can't hurt you."

"Kakuzu was frightened by him and didn't dare to see him at all."

The masked man thought for a moment and nodded.

"I'm very interested in him. He can kill Shimura Danzo in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen. His strength is extraordinary."

"Where is he now?"

"The Little Black and Purple Kingdom...oh no, it's called the Kingdom of Light now." Nepenthes replied.

……

The masked man found Kakuzu wandering on the periphery of the Kingdom of Light.

At this time, Kakuzu was alone. His previous partner was killed by Xu Wei, and Pain had not assigned him a new partner yet.

Seeing the masked man, Kakuzu's eyes flashed with curiosity.

"Isn't this Fei? It's you who came here. I thought it was Orochimaru."

In the Akatsuki organization, Fei often shows up, but not as a formal member, but as a peripheral member, so Kakuzu naturally knows him.

Yes, the masked man also has a nickname called A Fei.

A Fei shrugged in a funny manner.

"Maybe Orochimaru doesn't want to meet that like-minded colleague who is a rebellious ninja, especially when he heard that he is Tsunade's boyfriend. Orochimaru must feel bad."

"Wow haha, I like your character."

Kakuzu licked his lips, but accidentally licked his mask, "How about you become my teammate? I've always been curious, what are your abilities?"

"You'll find out later."

Ah Fei pushed open the door and went out. When he looked back, Jiao didn't follow him.

"what happened?"

"I'd better wait for you here, A Feijun, go back quickly."

hooligan:"……"

Is Jiaodu scared out of his wits by Xu Wei?

You are a legendary ninja who survived Senju Hashirama, but you were so frightened by a young man?

"Kakuzu, are you sure you have fought against Senju Hashirama before?"

"Of course! Why do you ask this suddenly?"

Ah Fei didn't say anything, but just showed a look of disdain. When Kakudu saw this, he was immediately angered and prepared to use the Earth Resentment Yu attack without saying a word. Ah Fei just flashed his figure and said calmly: "I'm here to help you. If you don’t need it, then I’ll just leave.”

"you!"

Kakuzu was so angry that he had no choice but to keep up with him with a dark face.

As soon as they approached Xu Wei's residence, they saw two soldiers strolling down the street surrounded by a pink starfish.

"he is?"

A Fei stopped and looked at Pai Daxing without saying anything.

"It's just a psychic beast, what? You like it? I'll help you!"

The empathic horns were touched on the ninja bag, and two shurikens appeared in his hands. With two swishes, they were inserted into the two soldiers.

He made another seal and used the teleportation technique to appear behind Patrick Star, grabbed Patrick Star's pants and lifted them up.

"There is actually such a strange psychic beast. Is it a specialty of the Kingdom of Water?"

On the other side, A Fei stared at all this in shock.

He just took one more look.

How does Kakuzu come to the conclusion that he likes Patrick?

"It's over! I knew I wouldn't have brought him here."

Ah Fei looked at the sky speechlessly in his heart. He had no intention of doing anything this time, but in the spirit of friendship and mutual help, he tried to see if he could help Xiao organize pimping.

Now that Jiaodu is doing this, Xu Wei can't get angry.

"Ugh!"

"I shouldn't have too many expectations for him."

"A person who is stupid enough to assassinate Senju Hashirama, what bad intentions can he have? He is just stupid."

Being lifted into the air, Patrick had not yet reacted.

My feet swung back and forth, and after walking a few steps I realized why I wasn't moving.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

Patrick put his hands on his hips angrily, "Why do you want to kill my men? Don't you know they are protected by my Patrick?"

"Hey, it's still a psychic beast that can only talk!"

Kakuzu stretched out a finger and flicked it on Patrick's head.

Not to mention, the soft and waxy feel reminded him of the life before his body was transformed into an earthly creature.

Patrick was very angry and kicked his legs hard, but he could only push air.

His pants were grabbed by someone's hand, and he had nowhere to use his strength.

Reluctantly, he took out his fly swatter and swatted it hard at the corners.

"Ahaha, Cang, fly swatter!!!"

"A Feijun, did you see it? He wanted to hit me with a fly swatter!"

"I stand still and let you beat me. Whoever touches me will be my grandson..."

bang...

No one could believe that a flyswatter could make such a heavy sound.

The seemingly soft fly swatter hit Kakuzu, knocking him upside down and thrusting his head into the stone road in the same position as before.

"You dare to look down on me, I'm afraid you don't know that I am the entertainment general appointed by Xu Wei!"

Patrick twisted his fat ass and shook it triumphantly.

Seeing that his two soldiers were no longer breathing, Patrick's expression suddenly turned gloomy.

His only two men!

just die?

"I'm going to kill you! Ahhhhh!!!"

He sat down on Kakuzu and knocked Kakuzu unconscious again, who had just woken up from the dizziness caused by the impact on his head.

Immediately afterwards, the fly swatter hit him one after another.

It's worth noting that Patrick seems to favor Kakuzu's butt, aiming every attack there.

"This is unreasonable! I am the legendary ninja who survived the hands of Senju Hashirama!"

Kakuzu yelled angrily,

"Even Senju Hashirama can't insult me ​​like this~!"

"Ouch……"

In just a dozen blows, Kakuzu disappeared from the ground and was smashed deep into the stone slab. Only his buttocks that were swollen like two sharp mountains could be seen.

"A Fei, save me~!"

A sad and helpless sound came from the pit and reached A Fei's ears.

Ah Fei stretched out his right hand and put it on his chin, exerting slight force, only to hear a crunching sound.

"Uh-huh, why did your jaw drop?"

Looking at Pai Daxing attacking from left and right, A Fei fell into deep contemplation.

Should we save Kakuzu or not?

There seems to be no need to save such a stupid teammate.

"Forget it, I'll just save him."

Ah Fei sealed and used a fire escape. Pai Daxing pushed his butt and pushed back the fire escape, but he also stopped beating Kakuzu and stood up to look at Ah Fei.

"Are you in the same group?"

A Fei: Isn’t it obvious enough?

He and Kakuzu are both wearing red clouds and black robes, so they must be accomplices at first glance.

Do I still need to ask?

A Fei relied on his keen intuition. He knew that this psychic beast's IQ was most likely at the same level as his horn.

"Ah, so Kakuzu's IQ is equal to that of a psychic beast?"

Did the psychic beast break through the limit of IQ, or did Kakudu betray the primate?

Seeing that A Fei was silent, Pai Daxing suddenly smiled innocently.

"Your mask is quite nice. I want it. Can you give it to me?"

"I'll give you a mask, can you let him go?"

"No, he killed two of my men."

Ah Fei felt a headache again.

He cursed Kakuzu over and over again in his heart, why did he kill people casually? Where did this bad habit come from.

A Fei was a little afraid of Pai Daxing, because he already knew about the battle in Konoha that day from Zetsu's mouth.

That's a monster that can transform into a monster dozens of meters tall.

What's more, this is Xu Wei's territory. If he really wants to take action, he won't know who will hit whom.

Ah Fei: My head hurts.

How about letting Kakuzu die in the line of duty?