Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

In the end, A Fei took action.

Kakuzu is still of great use to the Akatsuki organization at this stage, and he cannot be allowed to die here casually.

A Fei's right eye became increasingly blood-red, the kaleidoscope pattern became extremely obvious, and his body seemed to be distorted by time and space, and began to become illusory and strange around the right eye.

In an instant, the divine power was activated.

After Uchiha Obito opened the Sharingan, he obtained this unique space pupil technique - Kamui!

Shenwei can not only transfer oneself back and forth between the real space and the different space, but also can suck the enemy into the different space, and can make oneself virtual to avoid the enemy's attack.

He ran forward wildly, and instantly disappeared, passing through Pai Daxing's body, and then kicked Pai Daxing away in the air.

"They're just two ordinary people. Why go to war with us because of them."

A Fei pulled Kakuzu up and said calmly to Pai Daxing.

Patrick rubbed his butt and didn't answer him.

But he knows that Spongebob has taught him that every life is worthy of respect.

Except for crabs, I'm sorry, but he really can't resist the deliciousness of Krabby Patty.

"If you want to start a war with me, then come on, I'm not afraid of a challenge!" Patrick rolled his arms and bent them hard, and he actually bulged up a mass of muscles.

"You two come together, I'm in a hurry."

Kakuzu: So arrogant!

Ah Fei: What a great second grader!

I'm just negotiating on behalf of the Akatsuki organization, why are we suddenly going to have to fight to the death?

What is the problem in that link?

If Xu Wei's psychic beast was killed, he wouldn't be angry.

"Kakuzu, you play with him while I go to communicate with Aburame Xu Wei."

After whispering instructions to Kakuzu, A Fei jumped straight into the mansion and went to find Xu Wei, regardless of whether he agreed or not.

Kakuzu curled his lips.

If A Fei hadn't helped him just now, the tone of his voice would have been worthy of summoning Yu Yu to give him a set of combo punches.

As for this big star...

"I was careless just now and didn't keep distance. Now I'm going to use ninjutsu."

"Pink, prepare to die!"

Even though he knew that this psychic beast was called Pai Daxing, Kakuzu still called him "Pink Thing" without hesitation.

This nickname reminded Patrick of something unpleasant.

That day, he was electrocuted into ashes by a big man wearing a crown and having red hair and beard.

"Perhaps you should call me the Entertainment General - Pai Daxing!"

"Pink stuff!"

"Pink stuff!"

"pink……"

It seemed that Kakuzu was indeed very angry. He who never liked quarrels rarely spoke.

But it is normal. Anyone who is slapped on the buttocks by a starfish, and the spanking is very rhythmic, will not be angry.

Without saying a word, Kakuzu used his ultimate move and summoned five masked monsters.

The five masked monsters correspond to the attributes of thunder, fire, water, earth, and wind respectively. They are extremely powerful and can be matched in multiple ways.

With a wave of his hand, four of the masked monsters rushed towards Patrick, leaving only the wind attribute masked monster.

Kakuzu looked around,

His eyes fell on the city gate next to him.

It is said to be a city gate, but it is actually just a large village defense fence.

"It's good here. As long as you rush out of the city gate, you can run away at full speed...run." Thinking of this, an idea came to his mind. Kakuzu controlled the wind attribute mask monster to fly high into the sky and hide it in a tree next to the city gate. .

"Wow haha."

"Even if you, the oil girl Xu Wei, destroy these four hearts of mine, as long as the wind attribute heart is alive, I will not die."

After escaping from death last time, Jiaodu became deeply afraid of Xu Wei.

Summoning the masked monster, the first thing he did was to leave himself a way out.

On the other side, four masked monsters rushed in front of Patrick and used ninjutsu with corresponding attributes to attack.

Patrick has rough skin and thick flesh. He was once electrocuted to ashes by Poseidon, but he could recover from it.

The attacks from several masked monsters only caused him some pain.

"Nasty thing, Patrick is angry!"

The bulging Patrick patted his belly and his body slowly grew bigger.

"Stop Patrick!"

Before the big star could turn into a giant star, Moonlight Moria arrived in time and stopped him.

"Are you going to destroy the Kingdom of Light by becoming so big? Shrink quickly!"

"But, he scolded me."

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll help you get revenge." Moonlight Moria persuaded: "I am the general protecting the country. You have to believe me, I can protect you."

"Um……"

Patrick thought for a while, then scratched his head and said, "Then help me beat him up. Also, you have to help me with a few things."

Moonlight Moria, who only wanted to appease Patrick Star, agreed without thinking.

"No problem, three things, I can help you with three things."

"How about five?"

Moonlight Moria was stunned. Is Patrick bargaining?

Is it obviously to help you get revenge?

Why does it seem like I'm begging you?

"Four pieces!" Moonlight Moria stretched out four fingers.

"Three!" Patrick replied quickly, with a arrogant face on his face, "If you don't agree, then let me beat him myself!"

"..."

Moonlight Moria fell into deep thought.

Looking at the four fingers that he had not yet collected, he didn't know whether he should speak or not.

The guy next to him was laughing almost crazy.

"Not just a fan, but a stupid fan!"

"There is such a stupid psychic beast in the world. It's really the only time I've seen it in my life!"

Moonlight Moria nodded to Patrick, and he agreed, thinking to fool him first.

Rather than saying that Xu Wei is the leader of the Kingdom of Light, it is better to say that he, Moonlight Moria, is the actual person in charge. What else can Xu Wei, a captain, do besides eating, drinking and having fun.

Moonlight Moria put in a lot of effort to govern the Kingdom of Light.

He couldn't bear to see the newly prosperous capital being wreaked havoc by Pai Daxing.

"I'm just a vice-captain, and I'm also a vice-captain in the third world... I've paid too much for this family..."

"Perhaps Captain Xu Wei should step down and give way to someone more worthy..."

Moonlight Moria licked her lips, feeling excited and stimulated.

"Pai Daxing, you continue to do what you, the entertainment general, should do. Leave this place to me."

After comforting Patrick Star, Moonlight Moria approached Kakuzu and looked down at him.

After a period of development, Moonlight Moria's height has now reached six meters.

With his tall and thin figure, dark Gothic attire, arrogant hair, unusual white horns, and a mouth full of sharp teeth, when he opened his mouth and smiled, the air around him seemed to freeze.

Kakuzu's heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

This familiar sense of oppression!

Such a devilish appearance!

Kakuzu's memory suddenly returned to many years ago.

At that time, he was still an elite ninja in Taki Ninja Village and received the mission to assassinate Senju Hashirama.

Thus, for the first time, he saw what it means to have the power to destroy the world, what it means to be an ant that regrets a tree...

"No! Impossible!"

"There is only one Senju Hashirama in the world!"

"No one will have that kind of power again!"

The corners of his head covered with cold sweat were slightly bent, and the muscles in his body were tightened, like a cheetah getting ready to attack.

"Hey, look at these four little cuties."

Moonlight Moria looked at the masked monster with interest, "I wonder if they... can break my armed domineering power."

boom……

The war is about to start.

Pai Daxing did not watch the battle. He thought that Moonlight Moria was right. Now he needs to fulfill his responsibility of entertaining the general.

Thinking that his two men had been killed without any resistance, Pai Daxing had an idea.

"People in this world are too weak."

"As my subordinate Patrick, how can he be so weak? Brother Squidward will laugh at me if he finds out."

However, how to enhance the strength of his subordinates has become a problem again.

He doesn't have Haki, doesn't have a Devil Fruit, and doesn't have a Poseidon Trident...

This world does have chakra system ninjutsu, but he doesn't know how to do it.

Difficult!

If only Spongebob was here, he would have an idea.

"Ok?"

Patrick's footsteps suddenly stopped, "When I listened to Uncle Zan's music before, he seemed to have said that music is also a weapon."

"music……"

"music……"

He seemed to have caught an inspiration, but the inspiration was extremely weak and slippery like a loach.

Until he saw several Kabuki actors running away in Xu Wei's mansion, Pai had an idea and said, "Yes!"

"I can teach them to sing!"

Patrick opened his hands and counted, "What are the songs I can sing? The Dead Fish Eyes Song, the Hypnosis Song, the Waste Song, the Mummy Song... Wow, it turns out I can sing so many songs!"

Suddenly, Patrick felt that Squidward no longer deserved to be called a performer.

He sent the star to be the performer!

"Squidward can play the recorder, I can play the conch and the drums, and I can also dance the starfish... It seems that I am much better than Squidward!"

The more he thought about it, the more excited Patrick became.

"Fortunately, I brought a few conches with me, but it's a pity that I didn't like the uncle's music..."

Xu Wei originally brought a few conchs charged by Uncle Youzan to the SpongeBob SquarePants world, but after such a long time, the music in the conchs had long since dissipated.

Patrick took out a magical conch.

Look left and right.

Listen carefully.

With a certain expression on his face, he muttered: "I am also a performer. The worst I can do is let the magical conch record my own singing."

Thinking about it this way, Pai Daxing felt that it wasn't bad.

So, which song to record first?

The Song of Dead Fish Eyes?

Mummy song?

The song of trash?

Oops, there are so many songs that I can sing, it’s so hard to choose.

Patrick, who was troubled by too much knowledge for the first time, walked into the mansion with a wiggle of his butt.

deep in the mansion.

Xu Wei sat cross-legged on the ground, silently making contact gestures.

All the seal gestures in this world only have twelve basic items.

Zi, Chou, Yin, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu, Hai.

No matter what ninjutsu it is, it is composed of these twelve seals. Of course, the ninjutsu that does not require seals and some cheating ninjas must be excluded.

For example, the technique of clone, its seal is Wei-Si-Yin.

To perform ninjutsu, you must not only form seals, but also mobilize chakra while forming seals. Otherwise, just moving quickly is just a handicraft.

In terms of mobilizing chakra, Xu Wei has no problem at all.

Although he didn't concentrate on refining chakra, the basic physical and mental data were there. If he practiced casually, he would be worth n number of Kakashi.

Only this seal gesture.

I don’t know if it’s because his fingers have their own ideas, or if the practice time is too short. In short, the seal gesture is a shortcoming of Xu Wei.

I finally found some time to practice.

Why is it so noisy outside?

Not long after, footsteps were heard from outside and inside the yard. They were neither urgent nor slow, nor light nor heavy, indicating that the visitor was very confident and calm.

I cast the color of seeing and hearing and saw the appearance of the person coming.

Xu Wei stood up, opened the door, walked out, and greeted him with a smile: "The masked man is here. Don't be offended if you miss me from afar."

Ah Fei was a little surprised to see such enthusiastic Xu Wei.

Especially Xu Wei's tone, why is he so enthusiastic?

"Um...even though I'm wearing a mask, you call me Masked Man? Isn't it impolite?"

"Honey, should I call you Masked Girl?"

A Fei's face was ugly, and it could be seen from one of his exposed eyes. Xu Wei laughed, "Hey, don't worry about these trivial things, sit down quickly!"

Xu Wei directly stretched out his hand and pulled A Fei to sit on the stool in the yard.

Seeing the claw of An Lushan stretched out by Xu Wei, A Fei subconsciously used divine power to blur his body.

He would not let Xu Wei touch his body.

He clearly remembered that that night in Konoha, the Yondaime caught a gap in his virtualization and hurt himself.

"I won't make the same mistake twice!"

Obito was confident and kept his body motionless.

Just take this opportunity to give Xu Wei a show of strength.

So that he would know that Kaleidoscope should not be underestimated.

The moment the clinker, virtual body was touched by Xu Wei, Xu Wei raised his eyebrows and smiled, and a little white light appeared in his palms.

"You're still hundreds of years away from playing tricks with me."

The power of the door is also called the key to the door.

It comes from Yog-Sothoth. Although the power of the gate obtained by Xu Wei is not as strong as Yog-Sothoth, he cannot even open up time and space, nor can he control time, nor can he unite all things, nor can he be omniscient and omniscient... Only by Xu Wei As a simple means of fighting the enemy.

But the personality of the power of the door itself is here, how can it be avoided by mere virtualization.

If Kamui's alien space were in another dimension and universe, he might be able to avoid the gate's power, but unfortunately, Kamui is not that strong.

At this moment, it's just like Xu Wei taught those with natural devil fruit abilities in the last world.

The elementalization of the body and the virtualization of divine power are also very different.

"Sit down, you!"

Xu Wei used a little force to push A Fei onto the stool, and his disembodied body immediately materialized.

hooligan:……

Who am I, where am I, what happened?

How about a god like me?

Where did it take you?

Xu Wei turned around and saw A Fei's extremely ugly expression through the one eye on the mask.

It was like taking a big bite of cake. I thought it was buttery and fluffy bread, but who knew it was the stool of an albino.

"That's weird, why did I think of this metaphor?"

Xu Wei shook his head.

He has been thinking of some inappropriate thoughts recently. In his opinion, maybe Patrick is whispering in his ears every day, and he has been infected.

"So, masked man, what are you doing in my territory?"

Ah Fei wanted to run away.

This man is so terrifying, even his divine power has been broken by him.

I shouldn't have listened to Jue's deception in the first place.

"What the hell, Nepenthes!!!"