Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

"Captain, there is a news bird, please buy a newspaper."

"Pick up the money."

A pirate ship was sailing on the boundless sea. When a news bird flew over, the crew members shouted excitedly.

As pirates who wander on the sea all year round, news birds are their great joy.

Especially when the news bird brings big news, it usually gives a pirate ship endless topics to talk about for a while. Therefore, even the One Punch Pirates who had just left Rogge Town cheered for the arrival of this news bird.

"A newspaper."

The Newsbird took out a newspaper and handed it to Pinocchio, and Pinocchio put a coin into his little bag.

"Let me see if there's any big news."

"Well...Roger's execution is still the headline, but why didn't you, Captain, be reported? You are obviously very popular."

"Ah la la, I don't care about the limelight." Xu Wei waved his hands indifferently, turned his head and gritted his teeth.

He took the newspaper and looked back.

Newspapers in this world have many pages, and naturally there is a lot of content published on them.

I scrolled all the way back and stopped looking at a report titled "The Devil's Descendants Across the Sea."

"Devil's descendant, Douglas Barrett?" It sounds familiar.

The content of the report tells about the recent sensation of this man named Barrett. He was originally a member of the Roger Pirates. He left the Roger Pirates for unknown reasons. After Roger was killed, he suddenly appeared again and caused chaos everywhere, stirring up the sea.

It is said that this Barrett is super powerful and has the power of "ghost", so he is called the descendant of the devil.

"Who is this? His name is so cool."

Pinocchio pointed at Barrett's picture in the newspaper and pouted, obviously disdainful of the other person's dress.

"Hey, there is a reward."

Opening the reward notice, there was a photo of Xu Wei on it.

"Xu Wei: Captain of the One Punch Pirates, with a bounty of 999 million."

"Long Nose-Pinocchio: Crew member of the One Punch Pirates, bounty 600 million."

"Moonlight Moria: Crew member of the One Punch Pirates, bounty 800 million."

"Shiba Inu-Thor: Crew member of the One Punch Pirates, bounty 1200 million."

Everyone gathered around and read the reward orders one by one, and read them out loud so that the crew members who were rowing could hear them. But at the end, the sound stopped suddenly.

Looking at the picture on the reward order, everyone was sure that it was Thor.

"So...Thor's nickname is Shiba Inu?"

"Idiot, Lord Thor is actually a Shiba Inu. That's definitely not a nickname, but a race."

"According to what you said, Pinocchio-sama's race is long-nosed?"

"..."

Xu Wei hugged Thor and patted him gently. He could clearly feel that Thor was very angry now. His whole body seemed to be full of electricity, and his hands were a little prickly when he held him. But Xu Wei didn't dare to let go, fearing that Thor would be so angry that the ship wouldn't be enough to cause trouble for him.

As for Pinocchio, who was equally angry over there, no one cared about him.

When you are tired of being angry, you will no longer be angry. He will take care of himself.

"Thor, don't be angry. This must be the nickname given to you by Porusalino. Next time we will give him a good beating. You can recharge your energy now, and we can explode together next time."

"I am Thor!"

"Yes, yes, I know you are Thor, the God of Thunder. Everyone knows it, and we all respect you." Xu Wei comforted him, and asked someone to bring a pen, cross out the word "Shiba Inu" and change it to "God of Thunder" ".

"Look, Thor, the God of Thunder, has a bounty of 1200 million, which is the highest among us."

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

Satisfied, Thor carried the hammer and walked to the lounge chair with steps that he didn't recognize. He put on a pair of sunglasses, directed a boy to apply sunscreen on him, and began to enjoy the sun.

Xu Wei sighed, only Thor was so easy to coax.

Fortunately, it wasn't Athena who came, otherwise she would have driven the Galaxy Battleship and brought Saint Seiya to the Navy Headquarters to demand an explanation. But then he thought about it, "What if the person summoned is Lady Nuwa?"

The tongue is long and forked.

"hiss--"

Amitabha!

See no evil, hear no evil, think no evil...

Form is emptiness...

Moonlight Moria looked at the bounty and laughed for a while, and bared his teeth for a while. Seeing Xu Weilan panicking, "What's wrong with you?"

"I've got a bounty on my head. That's great!"

"That's it? It's just a little bounty, and that makes you so happy?" Xu Wei leaned close to his ear, "Don't you know that even a dog has a bounty?"

"..." Moonlight Moria was silent.

"..." Thor, the God of Thunder, was silent while basking in the sun.

"..." Eric Zan had to remain silent.

"..." The thick-lipped crew members covered their ears and hid in a corner in silence. At the same time, they sighed, it's a really nice weather today, but it's a pity that it's going to rain.

Sure enough, Thor had already picked up his hammer, Moonlight Moria also picked up his three-meter-long sword, and Erich tightened his grip on his violin, but after looking at it for a moment, he sighed and put it down...

Xu Wei swallowed and looked at Thor with a dry smile, "Thor, what are you doing with the hammer? Just rest. I don't need your help hammering nails."

Xu Wei lamented in his heart, was my voice too loud?

It was obviously a whisper!

You can hear this, you all have dog ears... It seems that next time you want to whisper, you have to bite your tongue. If it doesn't work, just block other people's ears first... I wonder if the power of the door has this function?

Pinocchio pursed his lips and picked up the newspaper and the reward notice, and led the ordinary boats through the side passage to the stern. A group of people gathered around and read the newspapers quietly.

It was foreseeable that there was going to be a local heavy rain on the bow of the ship, so they would not interfere.

"You tell me, why am I weaker than them? Why do I have the lowest bounty?"

"Are you looking down on me, Pinocchio?"

"No reason!"

After getting along with each other for a period of time, the crew members have already figured out the personalities of several leaders, and everyone is accustomed to Pinocchio's casual thoughts.

Moreover, the crew also summarized a set of matching manuals: Article 1, don’t call him a wooden person.

Second, don’t call him a thin dog.

Rule 3: Don’t call him bean sprouts.

Article 4: Everything Pinocchio said is true. So when he says something unpleasant, don't mind it. After all, he is a physically handicapped person. You can tolerate it if you can. If you really can't bear it, you can beat him (as long as you are not afraid of being poked in a few holes).

Article 5: When you find that his nose has become longer...please hide quickly.

Article 50: If it’s just you and Pinocchio, you can complain about the captain as much as you want. If there is a third party, please don't say anything bad about the captain, because Pinocchio has a % chance of stabbing you to death.

Article 6, exploring...

[Note: The Match Studio sincerely invites people with lofty ideals. As long as you are not afraid of death, you can come. I hope you can explore the 108 matching manuals. 】

[Remarks: Don’t believe the remarks...]